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Lyr Add: On Again!... On Again!... (Jake Thackray)

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Subject: Lyr Add: on again on again on again on
From: bradfordian
Date: 13 Dec 02 - 04:49 PM

Verse 1 plus any corrections s.v.p. mes amis. A very fast moving humourous non pc song. A type thing Roaring Jelly or Cosmotheka might have done.

I fell in love with a woman with wonderful thighs and hips
A sensational belly I just never noticed her lips always were moving
Only when we got to the alter and she had to say "I do"
She folded her arms, gathered herself and took in a breath then I knew
She'd 'ave gone on again on again on again on again on
Till the entire congregation passed out and the vicar passed on
and choir boys passed through puberty. At the reception I gloomily noted
her family's jubilant mood ???????????????gratitude

She talks to me when I go for a shave or a sleep or a swim
She talks to me on a Sunday when I go singing hymns
and drinking heavily whem I am ??????????????????
At 95 on my motorbike she's on the pillion seat
Wittering on again on again on again on again on

When I'm eating or drinking or reading or thinking or when I'm saying my rosary
she will never stop talking to me,
she's one of those women who will never use three or four words when,
a couple of thousand will easily do

She even talks about ?????to me about ?????????? in our bed of a night
Throughout the sweetest our intimate delights
She never gives over???????? or stopping while we go hammer and tongs
towards the peak except for maybe a sigh or moan ??????????
then she goes on again on again on again on again on
and I must assume that she has never noticed that she's just been interupted,
totally unruffled she is and as far as I can see,
I might just as well have been posting a letter or stirring up the tea

No she won't take a hint, not once she has made a start.
I could yawn, belch bleed or faint or fart she'd not drop a syllable
I could stand in front of her grimly sharpening up an axe.
Sprinkle her with parrafin and ask her for a match
She'd just go on again on again on again on again on even more

the hind leg off a donkey ???????????/she could bore
the balls off a buffalo the mother of god one day I pray
one day Oh let your kingdom come but in the meantime
mother won't you strike this bugger dumb?

well believe it or not she appeared to me then and there
The blessed virgin herself in answer to my prayer
Despite the vulgarity shimmering softly dressed in blue,
holding up her hands ??????????????????

she went on again on again on again on again on
I have to state how very much I sympathise with the rest
of the family give some women the ghost of a chance
so there upon they go on again on again on again on again on on again on again on again on again on

cheers Brad.


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Subject: ADD: ON AGAIN!... ON AGAIN!... (Thackray)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 13 Dec 02 - 06:03 PM

Hey Brad - I found it here (click)
-Joe Offer-
ON AGAIN!... ON AGAIN!...
by
Jake Thackray

I love a good bum on a woman, it makes my day
To me it is palpable proof of God's existence, a posteriori
Also I love breasts and arms and ankles, elbows, knees
It's the tongue, the tongue, the tongue on a woman that spoils the job for me.

Please understand I respect and admire the frailer sex
And I honour them every bit as much as the next misogynist
But give some women the ghost of a chance to talk and thereupon
They go on again, on again, on again, on again, on again, on again, on ...

I fell in love with a woman with wonderful thighs and hips
And a sensational belly, I just never noticed her lips were always moving
Only when we got to the altar and she had to say I Do
And she folded her arms and gathered herself and took in a breath and I knew ...

She could have gone on again, on again, on again till the entire
Congregation passed out and the vicar passed on and the choirboys passed through puberty
At the reception I gloomily noted her family's jubilant mood
Their maniacal laughter and their ghastly gratitude

She talks to me when I go for a shave, or a sleep, or a swim
She talks to me on a Sunday, when I go singing hymns, and drinking heavily
When I go mending my chimney pot she's down there in the street
And at ninety-five on my motorbike she's on the pillion seat

Wittering on again, on again, on and again and again
When I'm eating or drinking, or reading or thinking, or when I'm saying my rosary
She will never stop talking to me, she is one of those women who
Will never use three or four words when a couple of thousand will easily do

She also talks without stopping to me in our bed of a night
Throughout the sweetest of our intimate delights she never gives over
Not even stopping while we go hammer and tongs towards the peak
Except maybe for a sigh and a groan and one perfunctory shriek

Then she goes on again, on again, on again on and I must
Assume that she has never noticed that she's just been interrupted
Totally unruffled she is, and as far as I can see
I might just as well have been posting a letter or stirring up the tea

She will not take a hint, not once she's made a start
I can yawn, or belch, or bleed, or faint, or fart - she'll not drop a syllable
I could stand in front of her grimly sharpening up an axe
I could sprinkle her with paraffin, and ask her for a match

She'd just go on again, on again, on again even more
The hind leg of a donkey is peanuts for her, she can bore the balls off a buffalo
Mother of God, I cried one day, Oh, let your kingdom come
And in the meantime, Mother, could you strike this bugger dumb?

Well, believe it or not, she appeared to me then and there
The Blessed Virgin herself, in answer to my prayer - despite the vulgarity
Shimmering softly, dressed in blue and holding up a hand
I cocked a pious ear, as the Mother of God began

But she went on again, on again, on again on and I
Will have to state how very much I sympathise with the rest of the family
Give some women the ghost of a chance to talk and thereupon
They go on again, on again, on again, on again,
and again, and again, and again, and again

They will go on again, on again, on again, on again,
On again, on again, on ...


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: on again on again on again on
From: Joe Offer
Date: 13 Dec 02 - 06:10 PM

By the way, this is quite a Website I stumbled across, Make "Em Laugh! - claims to have hundreds of monologues.
Heck, there's even a contribution from somebody named Bill Sables.
-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: on again on again on again on
From: bradfordian
Date: 13 Dec 02 - 06:22 PM

Roaring Jelly or even JAKE THACKERY. Thanks Joe! Hey, you could go and make a coffee and give someone else a chance, Joe!

Cheers Brad

Ps See you in July, maybe, just maybe (I'd love to see Bill Staines whose performing somewhere in NY round about then!)


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: on again on again on again on
From: Joe Offer
Date: 13 Dec 02 - 06:42 PM

I was trying to be discreet about posting this, and it was quite difficult with a 13-yr-old boy looking over my shoulder.
I couldn't take time to read it (with a censor looking over my shoulder), so I hope it's not TOO raunchy.
Well, I read it now and guess it's not too bad for a 13-yr-old boy...but now my wife is looking over my shoulder.
-Joe Offer-


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