BS: Send in the Clones

Subject: BS: Send in the Clones
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Jan 03 - 12:52 PM

From the Ironic Times frontpage, comes this headline:

"Raelian Bishop Claims First Human Clone

Cult succeeded thanks to grant from White House Office of Faith-Based Charity."

More great news headlines (along with the best news tickertape in the biz) here:

http://www.ironictimes.com/index.html

Subject: RE: BS: Send in the Clones
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jan 03 - 12:58 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Send in the Clones
From: Alice
Date: 04 Jan 03 - 01:23 PM

See this already existing thread on the Clone claims.

http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=55060 Here come the 'Raelian' clones

Subject: RE: BS: Send in the Clones
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Jan 03 - 01:36 PM

Thanks Alice. But that thread was actually a serious discussion. ;-)

Ironic Times is a political satire website, and the headline above is...well, I'm sure you get it.

Subject: RE: BS: Send in the Clones
From: Alice
Date: 04 Jan 03 - 02:33 PM

Yes, it is a funny site if not also scary in its ironic truth (headline - Reasons To Go To War, They Already Hate Us So What's To Lose).

Subject: RE: BS: Send in the Clones
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Jan 03 - 02:59 PM

I was inspired to post a new thread because the news is, the royal Raelians have just declared the birth of the 2nd Raelian clone. I heard the report just after having gone to the website for my weekly ironic news reading.

Subject: RE: BS: Send in the Clones
From: Dead Horse
Date: 04 Jan 03 - 06:21 PM

I've ordered two. Then I can spend all my time at folk festivals, while the others work two 12hour shifts to earn the money.