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Subject: RE: BS: Only __________son/daughter but ____ From: Genie Date: 26 Jan 03 - 04:55 PM He was only CPA/accordionist's son, but there was no accounting for his taste in music. |
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Subject: RE: BS: He was only _________ Son, but ____ From: GUEST,Sonja Date: 26 Jan 03 - 04:50 PM Charley - She was only a guitarist's daughter, but her G-string kept breaking on stage. Equal time for the guys: He was a cyclist's son, so he was always two-tired. He was only a capo maker's son, but he was always keyed up. He was only a phrenologist's son, but he loved it when his head was felt up. He was only a fisherman's son -- not a great fly caster, but a master baiter. |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Genie Date: 26 Jan 03 - 02:24 PM This one's for you, Charley: A Downeaster's son stationed overseas missed his wife and couldn't wait to get home to Bangor. |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Genie Date: 26 Jan 03 - 01:18 PM She was only a drummer's daughter, but she found pleasure in banging. |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: The Pooka Date: 26 Jan 03 - 01:07 PM Big She - This thread is degrading to Mudcat but ohhhh, gimme them plastered Women. :) // But have a Look, She: we're tryin' to balance the gender slander. (And slender the gander too, for that matter, if he'll only get off of the sauce, the silly goose; but enough of this gerry-mander.) Granted, us members (ahem) of the Ungentle Sex can't actually be degraded, for the same reason that you can't make Absolute Zero any colder; but hey, it's all in bad fun, right? Now you take me. (Ahem.) I stand nowait I mean, I agree with George F. Will: "Women should not be assigned to combat duty, not because they are too fair or fine, but because they are too fierce to observe the rules of war." *daylia*, I'm always strictly opposed to thread-creep [mmmph wawhaw snarf aack choke], but your "She was only the Nun's Daughter..." reminds me of a salutation attributed to that saucy ol' gander Brendan Behan, seeing a nun scurrying across a Dublin street: "AAAH GOD BLESS YOU, LITTLE SISTER! MAY ALL YOUR SONS BE BISHOPS!!" He was only the headmaster's son, but his mistresses all mastered head. She was only a fisherman's daughter but still she could master bait. He was merely a translator's son, but became a cunning linguist himself. Piously, ~Thread Creep |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: *daylia* Date: 26 Jan 03 - 10:54 AM He was only the Tobaccoist's Son, but he was a real drag anyway ... She was only the Great Mudcat's Daughter, but she was purrr-dy good at degrading all equally ... He was only the Great Mudcat's Son, but he always got stuck in the klitty-litter ... (Sorry Big She ...) Oh and Rock Chick - He was only the Mechanic's Son but he just couldn't keep a handle on his tool! |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: GUEST,Big She Date: 26 Jan 03 - 10:37 AM This thread is degrading to women and should not be plastered over mudcat! |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: *daylia* Date: 26 Jan 03 - 10:36 AM Oh, and since it is Sunday mornin - "He was only the carpenter's Son, but He sure hits the nail right on the head!" Ahhh, that's better ...daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: GUEST,Me Date: 26 Jan 03 - 10:34 AM She was only the tobacconist's daughter but she was the best shag in the shop! |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Mugwump Date: 26 Jan 03 - 10:27 AM She was only the Admirals daughter, but her naval was always full of discharged seamen. |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: *daylia* Date: 26 Jan 03 - 10:21 AM He was only the Chef's Son, but his entree lines were hard to swallow. He was only the Baker's Son, but he could never rise to the occasion. He was only the Roadie's son, but very good at the back-stage pass-out. She was only the Nun's Daughter, but the bishops would have nun of her! She was only the Ballplayer's Daughter, but she'd never make it past first base. He was only the Astronaut's Son, but when he'd blast off it sent her into orbit! Geez, and it's Sunday mornin too ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Nigel Parsons Date: 26 Jan 03 - 08:58 AM He was only the Scoutmaster's son, but his reletionships were all intents |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: *daylia* Date: 25 Jan 03 - 09:35 PM Nigel *grin* He was only the Goalie's son but he still managed to score while under Annette! |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: *daylia* Date: 25 Jan 03 - 08:44 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: The Pooka Date: 25 Jan 03 - 06:33 PM Merritt - "...cosmologist...metaphysician" - HAW HAW lol great one! *daylia* - Miracles do abound: many admirable shots, but No Kill. Little thread-drift over Jordan, sure (thread-stroll on the Red Sea?); but so what? :) Hurrah for your faith, AND for your gender-balancing. This regular Joe (no carpenter I) was thinkin' about the latter when you went & did it. Good. He was only a little son-of-a-bitch, but still his ol' Doggie had Style. He's the 69th son of a 69th son but he's always in over his head. He was only the uilleannists's offspring, but *his* pipe was always in tune. (or, Sure he's the tinwhistler's kid, but he still beats his bodhran in time. :) |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: *daylia* Date: 25 Jan 03 - 12:20 PM And the 'wondrous miracle' will be if all that doesn't kill this thread! |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: *daylia* Date: 25 Jan 03 - 11:49 AM Oops, that shoulda been ... "He was only a carpenter's son but wondrous miracles still come through His hands!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: *daylia* Date: 25 Jan 03 - 11:32 AM *sigh* Good one Charley ... He was only a carpenter's son but He sure hit the nail right on the head. He was only a carpenter's son but people still try to frame Him. He was only a carpenter's son but what He built was beyond measure. He was only a carpenter's son but people still expect Him to blueprint their lives for them. He was only a carpenter's son but wonderous miracles came through His hands! |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Charley Noble Date: 25 Jan 03 - 10:54 AM He was only a carpenter's son but they crucified him anyway. Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: rock chick Date: 24 Jan 03 - 05:27 PM She was only the toolmakers daughter but got screwed every time! She was only the dentist daughter but got pulled every time! She was only the bricklayers daughter but got laid every time He was only the mechanics son but got turned on every time ( thought I would change the last one as this thread was a bit Sexist) Think i stop there ;^) |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Charley Noble Date: 24 Jan 03 - 05:16 PM She was only a euthrophicologist's daughter but she really deserved to meet someone who wasn't pond scum! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Nigel Parsons Date: 24 Jan 03 - 02:55 PM Daylia: o.k: He was only the goalie's son, but you could find him under Annette! Nigel |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: John MacKenzie Date: 24 Jan 03 - 02:54 PM She was only an ornithologists daughter, but she'd certainly seen a cockatoo. |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Beccy Date: 24 Jan 03 - 02:51 PM She was only a farmer's daughter, but she sure was a ho(e). |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Charley Noble Date: 24 Jan 03 - 02:40 PM She was only a guitar picker's daughter but she looked good with a G-string. Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Roger the Skiffler Date: 24 Jan 03 - 09:46 AM Nigel, if she'd gone a few miles north of Aston she'd have known SIX ways (Erdington!). RtS |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: *daylia* Date: 24 Jan 03 - 07:55 AM Well I'm surprised nobody's taken me up on the "He was only the __________Son but ____________"! C'mon girls (and guys) it's kinda fun! Or did all those enforced gender-segregated HomeEc classes I found out about in another thread make y'all too deferential to masculinity??? Let's see, um ... "He was only the Goalie's Son but everyone was always takin shots at him!" See? Didn't hurt a but. Oops, that's bit! daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Firecat Date: 24 Jan 03 - 07:17 AM Quote from Blackadder, but I don't see why it's funny. "She was only the Ironmonger's Daughter, but she knew a surprising amount about fish as well!" I'm surprised nobody's put that yet! |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Nigel Parsons Date: 23 Jan 03 - 02:17 PM She was only the carpenter's daughter, but she was a brace'n'bit She was only the mayor of Birminghams daughter, but she knew Five Ways |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Nigel Parsons Date: 23 Jan 03 - 02:07 PM She was only the barmaid's daughter, but she pulled the wrong knob and got stout |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Merritt Date: 23 Jan 03 - 01:38 PM She was only an honest man's daughter, so they always gave it to her straight. She was only the Marxist's daughter but gave to each according to their need. She was only the cosmologist's daughter, but never metaphysician she didn't like. |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Charley Noble Date: 23 Jan 03 - 10:58 AM She was only the prosecutor's daughter but sad to say she had all too few convictions. She was only a sesquipedalian's daughter but no one had a good word to say for her. ;~) Charley Noble |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: M'Grath of Altcar Date: 23 Jan 03 - 05:59 AM She was only the cricketer's daughter, but she could take a full toss in her crease! |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Rustic Rebel Date: 23 Jan 03 - 12:43 AM She was only a pharmacist's daughter but she was mother's little helper. She was only a fireman's daughter but she loved sliding down the pole. She was a beekeeper's daughter but she liked the bear's tongue in her honey pot. She was only the piano tuner's daughter but she loved a good tuning fork. Peace, Rustic (groaning!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: GUEST,Walking Eagle Date: 22 Jan 03 - 11:18 PM She was only the Polo captain's daughter, but she wouldn't let any man chukker. |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: michaelr Date: 22 Jan 03 - 08:43 PM She was only the blind man's daughter, but she had a cute earring. |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: michaelr Date: 22 Jan 03 - 07:07 PM She was only Clarence Thomas' daughter, but harassment a lot to me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Steve Latimer Date: 22 Jan 03 - 01:27 PM Cluin, Another hockey one.. She was only the Goaltender's daughter, but the rubber went into her crease. |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Lyndi-loo Date: 22 Jan 03 - 10:43 AM She was only the magistrate's daughter, but she knew what to do on the bench She was only the Ambassador's daughter, but she was the diplomatic bag She was only the Admiral's daughter, but she liked a naval encounter |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: *daylia* Date: 22 Jan 03 - 10:30 AM She was only the Pope's Daughter but Heaven was just a confession away! He was only the Plumber's Son but he just couldn't manage that Snake of his ... He was only the Brain Surgeon's Son but he always confused his big head with his little ... He was only the Jockey's son but his exploits were always over too fast... He was only the Wallpaperer's Son but he found getting it up a real sticky wicket ... (just had to try for gender equality here!) daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Mr Red Date: 22 Jan 03 - 10:06 AM She was only a plumber's daughter but she fixed my ballcock - and her cistern knew how too. she was only a computer programmers daughter but she was better than the RAM .............. I'll get my coat.............. |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: GUEST Date: 21 Jan 03 - 11:35 PM She was only the Pope's daughter but holy man could she fuck!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: crankyyankee1 Date: 21 Jan 03 - 09:08 PM she was only a stableman's daughter but all the horsemen knew her she was only a candymaker's daughter but she made my peanut brittle |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: jimlad Date: 21 Jan 03 - 08:40 PM She was only the Undertakers Daughter but anyone Cadaver |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: breezy Date: 21 Jan 03 - 07:40 PM she was only the referees daughter but she liked to blow hard and long. |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: GUEST,Bernie Date: 21 Jan 03 - 01:43 PM She was only an electrician's daughter,but she couldn't refuse She was only a Sergeant's daughter,but now she's an officer's mess She was only a fisherman's daughter,but you should'a seen her reel when she saw my rod.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Cluin Date: 21 Jan 03 - 01:30 PM Some hockey ones: She was only the goatender's daughter, but she never turned her back on a puck. She was only the defenceman's daughter, but she took it deep in her zone. She was only the linesman's daughter, but boy could she give a face-off. |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: Don Firth Date: 21 Jan 03 - 12:59 PM She was only the second-hand furniture dealers daughter, that's why she wouldn't allow much on the sofa. Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: GUEST,JohnB Date: 21 Jan 03 - 12:18 PM She was only the Garage Attendants daughter but she sure know the smell of Benzole. JohnB |
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Subject: RE: BS: She was only __________Daughter but ____ From: GUEST,Dave Date: 21 Jan 03 - 12:13 PM She was only thirteen but she knew how to nasty! (Frank Zappa) |