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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Tweed Date: 19 May 03 - 10:56 PM Must we place a winker ";~)" after each snidely comment that we make? Is it necessary to do on this thread of all threads to denote a ribbing after a good kick in the balls? After all, this is Spaw's birthday thread and therefore complete and total BS. LaKhandoo wrote a clever little verse that nearly offended me either here or on MOAB with the clincher being something about Tweed smelling like shit and of course it was TRUE! I realized that due to uncontainable mirth I had shat myself no less than a dozen times reading all this crap and then, goddammit if I didn't laugh so hard I shat myself again!! O, it's all glorious wonderful BS and almost Spaw's birfday too! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: khandu Date: 19 May 03 - 09:48 PM "Despite the snideness, rudeness and totally uncalled-for viciousness toward yours truly ... My dear bee-dubya-ell, in re-reading what I posted, I realized that I did indeed sound snide and rude. Forgive me. I truly intended to put a ";-)" at the end. The omission has caused a rumple in your feelings that I wish I could undo! You are definitely in my "highly thought of" list, and I honestly apologize for my error. I will seek to be more attentive and less rude and snide! Ken |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 19 May 03 - 07:33 PM Despite the snideness, rudeness and totally uncalled-for viciousness toward yours truly expressed in his post of 17 May 03 - 04:23 PM, the soon-to-be-former King of Mississippi does bring up a valid point. The goal of keeping this glorious thread from falling off of the page must be kept in mind, particularly during the upcoming Memorial Day weekend. Many 'Catters will be at festivals and other such diversions over the weekend and the possibility that this thread may not be refreshed looms ominously. Therefore, it falls upon our non-U.S. brothers and sisters to whom Memorial Day doesn't mean squat to keep this thread alive while we play music, drink beer, roast hot dogs and kill ourselves on the highways. Bruce |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: CarolC Date: 19 May 03 - 12:02 AM We won't be in Mississippi until mid-June (Tupelo and also Memphis TN). We'll be at the Kerrville Festival (TX) on May 24th. Any other Mudcatters going to Kerrville? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: khandu Date: 18 May 03 - 10:13 PM Yeah! Time to plug Slick Ballinger and the Mississippi Mudcat Gathering and add another post to this thread!! SLICK BALLINGER LIVE AT COMO,MISSISSIPPI MAY 24!!! IN ATTENDANCE WILL BE TWEED, BOBERT, kHANDU AND ANY OTHER CATTER WHO WANTS TO COME!!! PM Tweed for details!!! k |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Tweed Date: 18 May 03 - 10:09 PM You are hopelessly nutz, khandoo. As long as thar is BS at Mudcat, MOAB will survive. Three more weeks Spaw? Mebbe we should send a box ob leftover BlowUp Wimmen for you to cavort wif. I hear thar feetures are molded from that crack whore Penelope Rutabaga obv Twitly. Come to Mississippi and we'll git you a cake or a sack obv deepfried Twinkies which ar all the rage these days. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: khandu Date: 18 May 03 - 09:56 PM As I have said, the MOTHER OF ALL BS THREADS(MOAB) is dying. She may hang on a few more days but she grows weaker with each passing day. She has been a delight and shall be forever honored. And with the end of MOAB will come the end of the Glorious and Triumphant Reign of khandu, The King of All Mississippi. I have accomplished the tasks for which I came...to make Mississippi and the world a better place and to bring them to the Land of MOAB! My throne shall not be filled by another...for indeed, who could fill it??? Instead, it shall become a Memorial to remind the future generations of the Glories One Man Can Do (khandu!)! It shall be a symbol of "HOPE" for the despondent, a symbol of "CAN-DO" for the nay-sayers, and more importantly, as symbol of BS for the pious. Thank you all for the wonderfully massive amount of BS! We shall whiff it forever! A Sad but Wiser khandu |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: khandu Date: 18 May 03 - 09:40 PM Hey Rangerroger, the 1000th post is more important than the 10,000th, cause there never would have been 10,000 without the 1000! Gosh, I am smart...I get that from hanging around Spaw and Tweed! Remember folks...only three weeks til the BIG DAY!! PM all your friends and tell them to post post post on this thread to help keep it alive til then!! The MOTHER OF ALL BS THREADS is slowly dying, but we MUST NOT ALLOW THIS ONE TO DIE BEFORE ITS TIME!!! POST! POST! POST! Ken |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: rangeroger Date: 18 May 03 - 09:21 PM As this thread is falling behind the Mother of All BS threads by over 50 posts, I thought I might as well add another 2 cents worth and make this my 1000th post on the Mudcat. I know this pales in insignificance next to Spaw's prodigious posting efforts,but it is a milestone for me in my almost 3 1/2 years as a Mudcatter. rr |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: khandu Date: 18 May 03 - 09:15 PM Yes! Those teef will make even the most "damned" yankee look just like a good ole Southern boy in his prime! Dazzle the ladies, impress the gentle men, enthrall your spouse...why, there's 1001 use for these things! k |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 18 May 03 - 09:09 PM ohmygawd..........The trailers are nice and all, but I gotta' get me some of them TEEF!!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: khandu Date: 18 May 03 - 12:53 PM Rolfy posted this at TWEED'S SORRY ASSED WEBSITE, and I felt it worthy of stealing for Spaw's Birthday! THIS shows the remarkable and wonderful improvements which the people of Mississippi suffered under my Glorious Reign!! Kk |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: khandu Date: 18 May 03 - 11:24 AM Reflush. Poor Tweed, his dreams are shattered and all he can speak is gobbledygook. Tis sad to see someone disintergrate before your eyes. bee-dubya, let me remind you...I know where the bodies are buried! Three weeks til the BIRTHDAY, folks. Only 21 days! k |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: CarolC Date: 18 May 03 - 02:47 AM So driving back from Auburn, Alabama this evening, we (JtS, me, and a friend of ours) were talking about talking cars. We were complaining about the smugly self-satisfied male voice some cars have that says things like "A-Door-Is-A-Jar! A-Door-Is-A-Jar!" JtS said, "This is how a Newfie car would sound: Arhhh! Shut the f*cking door!!! Was you born on a raft?! And clean off them headlights, too!!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 17 May 03 - 10:55 PM khandu Stop bein' such a jerk. Some of us do have lives outside of this forum. Mine's been pretty full the last few days. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Tweed Date: 17 May 03 - 08:25 PM HOG-FEEDERS SONG. OH, rise up, my ladies! Lissen unter me! Gwoop !Gwoop / ~ Cee-woop IGao-wheel Im a-gwine dis night fer ter knock along er you! Gwoop /Cwoop / Cee-woop /Coo-whoo / Pig-goo / pig-gee / Gee-o-whee / Oh, de stars look bright des like dey gwineter fall, En way todes sundown you year de kildee call: Stee-wee! Kilidee IPig-goo / pig-gee / Pig / pig! pig-gao! Pig / pig! pig-gee / De blue barrer squeal, kaze he cant squeeze froo, En he hump up he back des like n****** do Oh, humpty-umpty blue! Pig-gee! pig-gool Pig / pig / pig-gee / Pig! pig! pig-gao I Oh, rise up, my ladies! Lissen unter me! Cwoop IGwoopee / Cee-woop ICoo-wheel Im a-gwine dis night a-gallantin out wid you! Gwoop IGwoopee / Gee-woop I Goo-whool Pig-goo / pig-gee! Gee-o-whee / Ole sow got sense des ez shos youer bon, Kaze she taken hunch de baskit fer ter shatter out co n Maam, you make too free! Pig-goo / pig-gee / Pig/pig! pig-gool Pig I pig! pig-gee / Wen pig git fat, he better stay close, Kaze fat pig nice fer ter hide out en roas Oh, roas pig, shoo! Pi~ogeeI pig-gool Pig! pig! pig-gee! Pig! pig! pig-goo I Oh, rise up, my ladies! Lissen unter me! Gwoop !Gwoopee / Gee-woop !Goo-whee I Im a-gwine dis night fer ter knock aroun wid you! Gwoop !Gwoopee I Gee-woop ICoo-whoa! Pig-goal pig-gee I Cee-o-whee "actually a real song found in the LOC, no BS!~Tweed" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Amos Date: 17 May 03 - 05:48 PM Your Most Esteemed Majeste-Lese: Allow to repeat that should you continue this antagonistic abuse of those who have shown you their support by accepting ridiculous hats in your imaginary hegemony, such as Lickerr of the Royal Cooking Spoon and Clanger of the Royal Medicine Balls, that you shall indeed find your very fantasies turning against you, as though possessed of a mind of their own. In fact, however, they will only be responding to the projection of your Will to be engaged in combat with others to whom you can then attribute inferior status, thus rendering yourself Right in your own mind. I urge you to desist from this aberrant conduct and rediscover the power of generosity and the clarion leverage afforded by Royal Praise. Else thy very kingdom trembles at its foundations, made rotten by the Dark Side of Power. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: khandu Date: 17 May 03 - 04:23 PM Hey Brucie!!! D'ya remember this????: From: Bee-dubya-ell - PM Date: 08 May 03 - 12:00 AM It is now May, 8, Mudcat time. It is now exactly one month until Spaw's real birthday. I (whoever the fuck I am) do hereby promise to not allow Spaw's unbirthday thread to fall off of the page at any time during the next month. If I see it drifting toward the bottom I will think of something witty, profound, or incredibly stupid to say so that it may return to its proper place of honor at the top of the page. It's a tough challenge, but I know we can see it through. Bruce Whatsamatter. baby? Forget your vow???? This thread has been saved from the bottom by me, khandu, twice in the last two days. And you, Mr. KNOWER OF HOW TO BREAK A VOW, have not posted since the 15th!!! If you can't handle it, punch your card and go to the house. We will find somebody who can handle it!! Big Talk by Big Mouths with Small Memorys. Kk |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Tweed Date: 16 May 03 - 11:40 PM Thank you Amos for that very unselfish and mostly un-doubletongued plug. kingKhispykreme, I knew you would find great glee in this minor setback of mine and you've fallen into the trap. Imagine yore embarrassment when the Tweedboard emerges yet again, like the phoenix from the ashes....in a week or so after I figger out what the hell to do to get it back together again....AND I WILL DO IT. Let thar be no error in thinking that I am out obv my element dabbling in the .php arts as I am wont to do. Carol the SailorGirl, you are Queen MOAB and must wear the crown and play the accordian or I will no doubt lose my mind. Spaw, where are the RegBoys and do they know anything about databases? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Amos Date: 16 May 03 - 10:26 PM Hey, everybody!! I just tried Tweed's page and found a web radio to some really great Blues. Tweed's Page ROOOOLZ! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: khandu Date: 16 May 03 - 09:44 PM QUICK EVERYBODY!! Go to TWEED'S PAGE...It does not work!!! WHY???? BECAUSE THE TWEEDIOT FOCKED UP HIS OWN WEB SITE!!!!! HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW! WHAT A BLOOMIN' IDIOT!! Kk |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: khandu Date: 16 May 03 - 08:34 PM And King khandu is not a mere mortal!! Kk |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Amos Date: 16 May 03 - 04:23 PM Carol C: The ways of BS are much like the secrets of a woman's heart -- they cause dazzling displays, but are not to be understood by mere mortals... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: CarolC Date: 16 May 03 - 03:44 PM See, now here's what I don't understand. King khandu said his feelings were hurt because Tweed decided to become my subject. I must admit, it is nice having someone say they want to be your subject, but since khandu said it hurt his feelings, and since I never want to hurt anybody's feelings, I did my best to dissuade Tweed from this idea. Now, khandu and Tweed are at each other's throats all over this thread and the other thread, so it never really had anything to do with me anyway. So pftttt to you and your little dogs too... CarolC, Ms McGill 2001 |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 16 May 03 - 03:10 PM Yeah.....I was howling 'cause my thumb hurts like a mortar forker! We had just enough cloud cover to spoil it a bit, but it was still pretty neat. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Amos Date: 16 May 03 - 12:41 AM Ain't it something?? It just thrills and chills me. As though it reminds me that there was a time when movign among such majestic objects was as ordinary as driving to North Hollywood. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: khandu Date: 15 May 03 - 11:16 PM I have been experiencing the lovely lunar eclipse, thanks to Rustic Rebel for the heads-up! I'll bet the lunatics (Tweed and his ilk are really howling it up out there! Of course, I am certain there is a lot of howling out in California as well as Ohio, too! All is calm in Mississippi! Ken |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: khandu Date: 15 May 03 - 10:17 PM Well, Dear Jessup, The fellow and Tweed have much in common...both are coarse and both are the asses of horses...so, I saw it a befitting tribute to Tweed. ;-) Kk |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Amos Date: 15 May 03 - 10:09 PM I just gotta ask WHY you decided to call him Tweed, Ken....ornery personality? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: khandu Date: 15 May 03 - 09:44 PM Dadnabbit, Spaw...you cudda sent that chunk of thumb down here, My dawg loves chewing on Ohians! Keep us posted on how things go, Buddy! We love you and want to know! Lin, how did I do it?..ever heard of a cattle prod (hot stick)? Works wonders. Bee dubya, you get one point fer fingering out that the Ape is really Tweezers...but I gotz to tell ya...he ain't no Great Ape! Spaw, your accident reminds me of a true happening from a few years back. A pal of mine, whom I will call "Tweed", invited my family and I over to a cook-out. He was to be the "burger-miester" and do the grilling. Now, Tweed is a bit overweight and it was a hot July day. So he took his shirt off while grilling. His wife, my family and I stayed indoors while he grilled. Shortly after the cookout began, my wife motioned me to the window and told me to watch. There was Tweed, spatula in hand, no shirt, belly hanging over his belt, sweating profusely over the grill. Sweat falling upon the food as it cooked. Then we watched in disgust as we saw him swatting at flies with the spatula. But it did get worse. While flipping a burger, he dropped one onto the ground and actually picked it up, wipe it off, looked around to see if anyone was looking and put it back on the grill. The final straw was when we saw him using the spatula as a back-scratcher! Wifey immediately feigned a severe headache (maybe it was real!) and we went home. We ever after found reasons to send our regrets at every cookout invitation he invited us to! Ken |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Áine Date: 15 May 03 - 08:30 PM Damn, Spaw! What are you trying to do, match my record of domestic accidents??? Come on now, leave me my rep, OK -- it was hard won, ya know. ;-) Take care of that thumb, now -- but, on the other hand, it's nice to know that you pull it out of your saggy tortoise ass on the odd occassion (hehehehe). Heal quick and send us pictures of the scar, Áine (P.S. Happy Belated Birthday, you ol' goat - luv ya muchly) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 15 May 03 - 07:31 PM It's been an intersting 24 hours here. Karen went on a field trip with Michael's class yesterday. She works all night, so she went straightto the field trip drom work. We had worked in as much sleep as possible the day before so she was feeling good. They got home at 3:30 and I had burgers on the grill already prepared. After listening to the reports of the field trip, I started slicing onions and tomato with this super fine veggie slicer we bought awhile back. Got a little careless and combined a chunk of my thumb with the onions! About a half inch by a quarter inch, but just deep enough to open the capillaries. Since I take coumadin this can be a problem. Pressure would keep it from bleeding, but I needed a pressure bandage and we tried the firehouse but they weren't too swift and my friend Wayne was fishing, so it was off to the ER. Sat in the damn ER for 3 hours and went to traige then said the hell with it and came home, stopping to buy appropriate bandaging materials along the way. Karen called off work of course and is really whipped by this point. I wasn't much better as I'd slept only about 3 hours myself. Got back home at midnight and dressed the cut. Got up at 5 needing a dressing change so woke Karen and we both decided that the kids were as whipped as we were so we gave them a mental health day off school and we all went back to bed. Had a funny part in all of this though........I had just sliced myself and was holding pressure on it. I walked to the garage to get something while karen looked up in the medicine cabinet for other stuff. I walk back in and the sink has red splashes all over it, here hands and wrists are red, and there is a large wet, red, stain on her nightgown. She's got a wad of paper towels and wiping at the sink and I stare at her and ask what the hell happened. Turns out a bottle of nail polish fell out and broke......but for a moment there I was pretty worried!!! Of course the smell hit me about the same time so........She said that the momentary look on my face was priceless. Anyway, I called my Doc today...She's out of town, but I talked to one of her partners to ask about antibiotics. Since it was clean and bled well and we're taking good care with Betadyne and Neosporin and well bandaged, he said we could just keep an eye on it for now. Anything starts to look bad, and I call. This is only a problem because all bacteria and viruses invading your body LOVE metal parts, if you have any, and of cours I do. Things are fine now, but my thumb hurts like hell. Also had to throw out the onion since a piece of me was in there and none of us are into the cannibal thing. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 15 May 03 - 10:26 AM Lin, The ape was really Tweed after a pint of Mississippi Delta moonshine. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Lin in Kansas Date: 15 May 03 - 03:45 AM Your Majesty Khandu: How did you manage to get a menagerie like that to sing along with you? Let's see...bribery materials: hay, cream, beef bones and bananas--yetch! Nearly every farmyard I've been in has the first three critters, but I've never run onto one with apes--?? Were you hallucinating again? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: khandu Date: 14 May 03 - 10:02 PM Okay. I will make the Quiz more interesting, not much more, but a little more! To the first person who gets all the correct answers, I will send a tape of two of my songs, one of which my daer Jessup was too "shakin' in his shorts" scared to put on the Mudcat CD, and which Sir Pee in his Pants Tweed was to scared to put on his website for fear of female reprisals, called "You're Just a Woman". The other song is a delightful romp called "The Tamale Song" which has special guests (horses, cats, dogs and apes) joining in! Winner gets Two Original khandu Songs! Kk |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: khandu Date: 14 May 03 - 09:42 PM Kelly's (Quality since 1938) Beef Tamales with sauce. Ingredients: Water, beef, corn meal, oat flakes, less than 2% salt, chili pepper, tomato past, modified food starch, soybean oil, high fructose corn syrup, caramel color, jalapenos, spices and natural flavorings. Visit our website at www.kellysfoods.com Kk |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: MMario Date: 14 May 03 - 08:36 AM ooh! ooh! #8 All the blanks fill in with "tightly" - written by Madonna |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Amos Date: 14 May 03 - 01:27 AM On a thread like this, removing my boots would be tantamount to diving overboard with an anchor in my pocket...or maybe I'm just glad to see ya!! :>) A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 14 May 03 - 12:05 AM I could help you remove your boots...in a perfect world. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Amos Date: 13 May 03 - 11:24 PM Khandu is weakening -- he's resorting to "CTRL-C", "CTRL-V" as a substitute for generating more BS. It's one of those "Ah nivver thunk thet well 'ud run DRY, Maw!!" phenomena. Unsettling, isn't it?? A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: khandu Date: 13 May 03 - 10:22 PM I am...therefore I think! HERE IT IS!!! THE MOTHER/FATHER OF ALL BS THREAD QUIZ!!! Each question is worth 10 points. The bonus is worthless. The person who gets them all correct FIRST shall win a... SINGED BEARMAT!!!!! Naw...just foolin'! A signed photo of someone! All questions are music-related (as is the answers!) except one (to make it harder!), it is TV related. So here goes! THE MOTHER OF ALL BS THREAD QUIZ!!!! !1…The first in the trio, the guitarist/singer died in 1970, the bassist died Sunday. If things follow a pattern, the drummer better watch out in 2036! Who is the drummer? 2…"Your wise men don't know how it feels to be…" WHAT? 3…Hootie and the Blowfish quoted what Dylan song in one of their songs? 4…The "Blues Magoos" had one "hit" in the mid-sixties. What was it? 5… The chord progression of "Hotel California" was inspired by what song? 6…This lap-slide player/singer/songwriter says he would not have ever learned to play had he not heard MJH. He was also on "Avalon Blues", the Hurt tribute album. Who is he? 7…Who starred as Quentin Collins? 8…"------- bound, ------- bound, it's good to be ------- bound". Fill in the blank. Who wrote the song? 9…This session drummer for many artists (Derek and the Dominoes, Zappa, Lennon, etc.) killed his mom and is in prison. Who is he? 10…Roger Miller covered this song, then Janis Joplin. What was it? Bonus! It gets you no points but I am taking a poll! Spaw's farts are: (A) Delightful (B) Pleasantly pungent (C) Pleasantly putrid (D) All the above Go to it, boys and grills! k |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 13 May 03 - 06:28 PM Lin, he barely AM so try not to pin him down huh? Actually most of us are in the same boat, but we're trying to find shore whereas LH is investigating a spider web he found around the drain plug. My biggest fear is that land will just barely be in sight and the dumbass will remove the plug for a better view. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Lin in Kansas Date: 13 May 03 - 02:54 AM LH--You am what?? Lin |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Little Hawk Date: 12 May 03 - 11:23 PM Pathetic, that's what it is. Some 240 or more posts already on this witless thread, and no sign of cessation. God help us! This is why the BS got ghetto-ized on Mudcat, shoved to a lowly place at the bottom of the page, where it festers in isolation. Still, as the FATHER OF ALL BS THREADS this thread is fulfilling its destiny, and all is as it should be. I think... Therefore I am. Wow. How profound. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: khandu Date: 12 May 03 - 11:11 PM YAY!!! ENCORE! ENCORE!! Let's have another one just like the other one!!! Kk YAY!!! ENCORE! ENCORE!! Let's have another one just like the other one! Kk |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 12 May 03 - 11:01 PM NOTICE OF MUDCAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION!!!! The cummulative total number of posts to the "Happy Birthday, Spaw" thread and "The Mother of All BS Threads" has now reached or exceeded 500 posts. Way to go, whackos! Truly a milestone in the anals of bullshit! Now let's give 'em our cheer! Whatta we want? BULLSHIT Whatta we need? BULLSHIT Whatta we got? BULLSHIT Whatter we full of? BULLSHIT Bruce or any of them other names you wanna call me by but just don't call me late for dinner. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: khandu Date: 12 May 03 - 11:01 PM Ah, hell, Amos and PERVEYOR OF BEAUTY gotta get all mushy. Geez, guys, ya both know that Spaw is bozo! Get real! Kk |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Rustic Rebel Date: 12 May 03 - 10:51 PM I'll second that emotion! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: Amos Date: 12 May 03 - 10:37 PM Oh, Spaw: You only worry about that when some weisenheimer has been getting under your skin with transcendental transparencies (spiritual power-point presentations?) and blarneystone metamuckle. There are makers of joy in the world, there are takers of joy in the world, and there are fakers of joy. You clearly have never left the first category. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!! From: catspaw49 Date: 12 May 03 - 09:54 PM Ya' know Ken, when I get to worryin' and frettin' over the fact that I know I have multiple screws more than a little loose, I think of you and about a dozen others in this place and I realize...... There is more than one Bozo on this bus......... Spaw |
