Song Challenge: Five Jews

Subject: Song Challenge: Five Jews
From: Mrrzy
Date: 24 Apr 03 - 02:01 PM

I'm sure you all know by now about how five jews changed the way the world thinks... but it needs a marching tune, don't you think?

For those who don't:

MOSES said The Law Is Everything.
JESUS said Love Is Everything.
Marx said Money Is Everything.
FREUD said Love Is Everything.
Then along came Einstein. Einstein said, Everything Is Relative.

Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Five Jews
From: PoppaGator
Date: 24 Apr 03 - 04:21 PM

Did Jesus and Freud say the same thing? I don't think so. Freud said SEX is everything, if I'm not mistaken. Or can't this gentile say that online?

Subject: RE: Song Challenge: Five Jews
From: Amos
Date: 24 Apr 03 - 05:00 PM

Freud's line was much more sex-centered than love-centered. Marx was more interested in effort and labour than he was in money per se. I'd change his line to "Work is everything". And, for consistency, perhaps Einstein's should read "Nothing is everything -- not even everything!".

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