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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 04:47 PM

It happens periodically, 'cause I'm hot.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 06:32 PM

Perhaps, then, Midol?



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 06:34 PM

No, it was a Kidde extinguisher.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 06:43 PM

Does Social Services know? You could be in serious trouble, except that you are never serious...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 09:11 PM

Social Services? Is that something like the Office of Student Affairs was when I was in college? We went there and they fixed us right up with an affair with another student. Social Services will fix you up with a "social service", right?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 10:13 PM

They're the ones who come down on you for extinguishing your kids, I think...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 10:37 PM

Well, I'm okay then. No kids, just nephews and nieces. I'll let their parents extinguish them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 11:01 PM

Oh, good. I always suspected you were, deep down.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 11:20 PM

Hi Mom. Just popping in without any effort to catch up to be sure you remember me.   

Hello?

Mom?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 11:22 PM

Janie!!!! Welcome Home!!!!



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Feb 08 - 11:46 PM

No effort to catch up? Not even the last page? (Not that you'd have learned much. . . )


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Feb 08 - 09:12 AM

The quality of BS is not strained;
It falleth as the acid rain, from heaven....



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 21 Feb 08 - 09:15 AM

. . .on all that stand beneath.
It is twice messy
it messes those that give
and those that recieve...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Feb 08 - 09:38 AM

...but it fertilizeth the ground most wonderfully
And flowers doth spring up when Amos speaketh.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Feb 08 - 11:18 AM

Ah, good, Rapaire, sweet Rapaire, the kindest cuz
That e'er in all of BS-dom ever there was
You do me fair honor with thy gentle prattle.
But MM's brilliance causes bones to rattle!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Feb 08 - 11:49 AM

Oh, I can do that. But I chose not to, because I know that it wouldn't be polite. And I hold politesse and curtsy to be the especial province of gentlefolk.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Feb 08 - 11:55 AM

Thou neenereth in vain, good cuz,
Avowing vast potentials stand
Instead of studying what was,
And from past fruit, the future understand.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Feb 08 - 04:48 PM

It really is impressive to see the different companies, brands and types of weapons the STate of California has had to specifically issue constraints against:
AK Series Weapons
American Arms
AK-C 47
AK-F 39
AK-F 47
AK-Y 39
Arsenal
SLG (all)
SLR (all)
B-West
AK-47 (all)
Hesse Arms
Model 47 (all)
Wieger STG 940 Rifle
Inter Ordnance - Monroe, NC
AK-47 (all)
M-97
RPK
Kalashnikov USA
Hunter Rifle / Saiga
MAADI CO
* AK 47
* ARM
MISR (all)
MISTR (all)
Made in China
* 56
* 56S
* 84S
* 86S
* AK
* AK47
* AKM
* AKS
MARS
Pistol
Mitchell Arms, Inc.
AK-47 (all)
AK-47 Cal .308 (all)
M-76
M-90
RPK
Norinco
* 56
* 56 S
81 S (all)
* 84 S
86 (all)
* 86 S
AK-47 (all)
Hunter Rifle
MAK 90
NHM 90, 90-2, 91 Sport
RPK Rifle
Ohio Ordnance Works (o.o.w.)
AK-74
ROMAK 991
Poly Technologies
* AK47
* AKS
Valmet
76 S
Hunter Rifle
WUM
WUM (all)


AR-15 Series Weapons
American Spirit
ASA Model
Armalite
AR 10 (all)
Golden Eagle
M15 (all)
Bushmaster
XM15 (all)
Colt
* AR-15 (all)
Law Enforcement (6920)
Match Target (all)
Sporter (all)
Dalphon
B.F.D.
DPMS
Panther (all)
Eagle Arms
EA-15 A2 H-BAR
EA-15 E1
M15 (all)
Frankford Arsenal
AR-15 (all)
Hesse Arms
HAR 15A2 (all)
Knights
RAS (all)
SR-15 (all)
SR-25 (all)
Les Baer
Ultimate AR (all)
Olympic Arms
AR-15
Car-97
PCR (all)
Ordnance,
AR-15
Palmetto
SGA (all)
Professional
Carbon 15
Carbon 15
PWA
All Models
Rock River
Car A2
Car A4 Flattop
LE Tactical
NM A2 -
Standard
Standard
Wilson
AR-15

(A) Made in China AK, AKM, AKS, AK47, AK47S, 56, 56S, 84S, and 86S.
(B) Norinco 56, 56S, 84S, and 86S.
(C) Poly Technologies AKS and AK47.
(D) MAADI AK47 and ARM.
(2) UZI and Galil.
(3) Beretta AR-70.
(4) CETME Sporter.
(5) Colt AR-15 series.
(6) Daewoo K-1, K-2, Max 1, Max 2, AR 100, and AR110C.
(7) Fabrique Nationale FAL, LAR, FNC, 308 Match, and Sporter.
(8) MAS 223.
(9) HK-91, HK-93, HK-94, and HK-PSG-1.
(10) The following MAC types:
(A) RPB Industries Inc, sM10 and sM11.
(B) SWD Incorporated M11.
(11) SKS with detachable magazine.
(12) SIG AMT, PE-57, SG 550, and SG 551.
(13) Springfield Armory BM59 and SAR-48.
(14) Sterling MK-6.
(15) Steyer AUG.
(16) Valmet M62S, M71S, and M78S.
(17) Armalite AR-180.
(18) Bushmaster Assault Rifle.
(19) Calico M-900.
(20) J&R ENG M-68.
(21) Weaver Arms Nighthawk.
(b) All of the following specified pistols:
(1) UZI.
(2) Encom MP-9 and MP-45.
(3) The following MAC types:
(A) RPB Industries Inc, sM10 and sM11.
(B) SWD Incorporated M-11.
(C) Advance Armament Inc, M-11.
(D) Military Armament Corp. Ingram ?11.
(4) Intratec TEC-9.
(5) Sites Spectre.
(6) Sterling MK-7.
(7) Calico M-950.
(8) Bushmaster Pistol.
(c) All of the following specified shotguns:
(1) Franchi SPAS 12 and LAW 12.
(2) Striker 12.
(3) The Streetsweeper type S/S Inc, SS/12.

What I am impressed by, not entirely favoprably, is the remarkable number of companies dedicated to these instruments of assault and human destruction and the many elegant variations they produce, the sweat, fine-tuning, design brilliance, and keen engineering ability that is therein invested.

Kinda makes you shake yore head in wonder.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Feb 08 - 05:04 PM

Well, Amos, I'll tell ya. Folks from the state of California just visited my brother's place and made a list of all the guns he owns. They thought it was simpler to do that than to work it out themselves.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Feb 08 - 06:28 PM

How is that list being used?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Feb 08 - 07:19 PM

To proscribe the ownership of assault weapons within the State of California.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Feb 08 - 09:00 PM

I did not notice the SKS on the list, or the M-1 Garand, or the M-1 Carbine. I guess they're okay, huh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Feb 08 - 10:21 PM

They have less than BMG .50 cartridges, I believe, and they are constrained by different laws concerning automatic weapons with more than ten rounds to the cartridge and some other generic descriptions. This particular list is on top of the general definitions of proscribed arms.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 21 Feb 08 - 10:24 PM

Bang.

yer dead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Feb 08 - 10:41 PM

Am not!!! Ya missed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 12:59 AM

Well....ok, you didn't miss, but it was just "Bang" so I am not dead yet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 08:49 AM

I know a guy who was wounded by a bang, but antibiotics and a good doctor fixed him right up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 09:24 AM

By the way, Amos, the M-1 Garand holds only 8 rounds, the M-1 Carbine has magazines holding from 7 up to 30 (assuming you can find a magazine that holds over 10), and the SKS holds 10 rounds. All are semi-automatic and cannot be converted to fully automatic without considerable trouble (in the case of the Garand a total redesign) and a fairly good machine shop and machinist.

Now, I wouldn't have an SKS myself, and the M-1 Carbine is, shall we say? an underpowered cartridge as is the 7.62 x 39 Russian the SKS uses. If you forced me I'd accept a Garand, but you'd have to present me with one that had a little star under the serial number and was in perfect condition and...oh hell, I trained with the M-1. I can make that rifle dance, baby! I'd take one in a minute or less. And if it had the little star, meaning it was a match grade rifle, why, I'd probably kiss you. Ranks right up there with the '03 Springfield and the '17 Enfield as one of the finest rifles ever made.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 10:07 AM

Well, I have to advise, old pal, that "force rifles on Rapaire" has been pushed down on my To Do list, just above tracking down the perfectly spherical Toowit which has long been a deferred project of mine. But when it comes up, if I ain't dead yet, I will surely keep your preferences in mind.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 01:02 PM

We are to be congratulated, Mom. We have just won U.S. Patent No. 7,332,901 "Locator with Apparent Dept Indication", granted February 19, 2008.

Ha!!


Ha ha!!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 03:02 PM

How does the "Dept Indicator" work? Like it finds stuff in the Sales Dept and the Marketing Dept?

But congratulations. I assume that you had something to do with it, and getting a patent is always nice.

Friend of mine at Argonne National Lab got a (shared) patent with the issue date of December 25, 2007.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 03:02 PM

I will


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 03:03 PM

get


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 03:03 PM

22188!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 03:10 PM

But....why????



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 03:19 PM

Give us eleven more! he roared
And stamped, and fumed and thundered.
Eleven posts, and then by Gawd,
We'll be twenty-two, two hundred!
A number rich, and full and round!
Two-two-two (twice timed ten)!
He stamped his foot, hard on the ground,
ANd roared, and stamped again.
Eleven posts!!! Is that too much?
For such a stalwart crew??
Pray, say not so, for if 't is such,
Then blazes be fer you!
Go back to sleep! Go crawl a hole!
Go, climb back on your shelf!!
If you cannot, to save your soul,
I'll post them all myself!!!!!


William Bendix Golightly
I Sing of Plumbing at Tiffany's
Brown, Whett, and Fowle, New Yorke, 1928


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 03:23 PM

WB was Holly's Uncle, wasn't he? Too bad they cut all his lyrics from the production.

But I understand they brought charges of nepotism. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 04:02 PM

YEs, her uncle on the Hepburn side of the family. That's where the family jewels descended from.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 04:29 PM

You boys put away those shootin' arns, and git ready to start doing some yard work. The weeds need mowing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 04:32 PM

*whinge*

I mowed the weeds last year!

It's LH's turn!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 04:38 PM

I do not weed nor mow, he said.
I leave such tasks to Amos instead.
He does such things so wonderously well
And when I do them they look like Hell.
Instead I'll pine and grasp away
And wait with bated breath to say
"Yippee! Hoo-haa! Yippee! Yahoo!
I've copped twenty thousand two hundred and twenty-two!"
                --Barney N. Nobel, Poems My Grandma Hated
                  (Poughkip...Pooke...Albany, NY: 1919)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 05:24 PM

I hope that I shall never gawk
At weeds as mowed by Little Hawk
A patch of weeds in dire trouble,
Some of them high, some of them rubble
With lines of mower through them weavin'
A job no Mother could believe in!
If I were Mom, I'd stow this talk,
And go and fire little Hawk.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 05:51 PM

Fire Little Hawk? Better a gnarly job than having to do it herself. She's going to be busy in the veggie garden, so you guys just work out who is going to mow the green strip on the driveway and all of the tall stuff on the side and on the parking strip. Or hire some goats to do it, just keep them out of the veggies. And keep them off the cow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 06:26 PM

Okay, okay, I'll take care of the grass and stuff just like I've done
before.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 06:36 PM

A plant should ne'er be called a "weed"!
All plants are plants, and grow from seeds
And every plant beneath the sun's
As good as any other one
Let's turn aside that evil word
To call plants "weeds" is just absurd!
The Earth will ne'er be truly freed
Until men cease to call plants weeds!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 06:45 PM

See, that's the trouble with the bugger
An intransigent damned plant-hugger
Who, when you ask, "Please mow the lawn"
Is out the back and quickly gone!
He'd rather drool, with dozy eyes
On every weed that 'round him lies
Than do a lick of honest work!
I tell you, Mom, he's just a jerk!
And with his "Love all planties" fuss
He makes it hard for the rest of us!!
There's dandelions, should be turned,
And leaves a-plenty to be burned
But Little Hawk, that pinko brat
Is in his mind too good for that,
And we (with doubled chores) get pissed!
I betcha he's a communist.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 06:49 PM

Rap may have got 22188, but I got sumpin' even better....A JOB!    Thought I was going to be standing in the unemployment line the first Monday in March.

Behold! Like the phoenix, I arise from the ashes of mental health "reform."

(At least for the moment:>)

Too wet and cold to wack weeds right now. (The daffodils and crested iris don't seem to mind, though.)



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 06:50 PM

YAYYYY! Doing what where?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 06:51 PM

Oh, and by the way, my "Diatribe on Little Hawk" post WAS 22200.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 08 - 06:52 PM

That's wonderful! I got the job I have now when I was on Mudcat. Join the 'Cat, be employed.


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