Lyrics & Knowledge Personal Pages Record Shop Auction Links Radio & Media Kids Membership Help
The Mudcat Cafemuddy

Post to this Thread - Printer Friendly - Home
Page: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49] [50] [51] [52] [53] [54] [55] [56] [57] [58] [59] [60] [61] [62] [63] [64] [65] [66] [67] [68] [69] [70] [71] [72] [73] [74] [75] [76] [77] [78] [79] [80] [81] [82] [83] [84] [85] [86] [87] [88] [89] [90] [91] [92] [93] [94] [95] [96] [97] [98] [99] [100] [101] [102] [103] [104] [105] [106] [107] [108] [109] [110] [111] [112] [113] [114] [115] [116] [117] [118] [119] [120] [121] [122] [123] [124] [125] [126] [127] [128] [129] [130] [131] [132] [133] [134] [135] [136] [137] [138] [139] [140] [141] [142] [143] [144] [145] [146] [147] [148] [149] [150] [151] [152] [153] [154] [155] [156] [157] [158] [159] [160] [161] [162] [163] [164] [165] [166] [167] [168] [169] [170] [171] [172] [173] [174] [175] [176] [177] [178] [179] [180] [181] [182] [183] [184] [185] [186] [187] [188] [189] [190] [191] [192] [193] [194] [195] [196] [197] [198] [199] [200] [201] [202] [203] [204] [205] [206] [207] [208] [209] [210] [211] [212] [213] [214] [215] [216] [217] [218] [219] [220] [221] [222] [223] [224] [225] [226] [227] [228] [229] [230] [231] [232] [233] [234] [235] [236] [237] [238] [239] [240] [241] [242] [243] [244] [245] [246] [247] [248] [249] [250] [251] [252] [253] [254] [255] [256] [257] [258] [259] [260] [261] [262] [263] [264] [265] [266] [267] [268] [269] [270] [271] [272] [273] [274] [275] [276] [277] [278] [279] [280] [281] [282] [283] [284] [285] [286] [287] [288] [289] [290] [291] [292] [293] [294] [295] [296] [297] [298] [299] [300] [301] [302] [303] [304] [305] [306] [307] [308] [309] [310] [311] [312] [313] [314] [315] [316] [317] [318] [319] [320] [321] [322] [323] [324] [325] [326] [327] [328] [329] [330] [331] [332] [333] [334] [335] [336] [337] [338] [339] [340] [341] [342] [343] [344] [345] [346] [347] [348] [349] [350] [351] [352] [353] [354] [355] [356] [357] [358] [359] [360] [361] [362] [363] [364] [365] [366] [367] [368] [369] [370] [371] [372] [373] [374] [375] [376] [377] [378] [379] [380] [381] [382] [383] [384] [385] [386] [387] [388] [389] [390] [391] [392] [393] [394] [395] [396] [397] [398] [399] [400] [401] [402] [403] [404] [405] [406] [407] [408] [409] [410] [411] [412] [413] [414] [415] [416] [417] [418] [419] [420] [421] [422] [423] [424] [425] [426] [427] [428] [429] [430] [431] [432] [433] [434] [435] [436] [437] [438] [439] [440] [441] [442] [443] [444] [445] [446] [447] [448] [449] [450] [451] [452] [453] [454] [455] [456] [457] [458] [459] [460] [461] [462] [463] [464] [465] [466] [467] [468] [469] [470] [471] [472] [473] [474] [475] [476] [477] [478] [479] [480] [481] [482] [483] [484] [485] [486] [487] [488] [489] [490] [491] [492] [493] [494] [495] [496] [497] [498] [499] [500] [501] [502] [503] [504] [505] [506] [507] [508] [509] [510] [511] [512] [513] [514] [515] [516] [517] [518] [519] [520] [521] [522] [523] [524] [525] [526] [527] [528] [529] [530] [531] [532] [533] [534] [535] [536] [537] [538] [539] [540] [541] [542] [543] [544] [545] [546] [547] [548] [549] [550] [551] [552] [553] [554] [555] [556] [557] [558] [559] [560] [561] [562] [563] [564] [565] [566] [567] [568] [569] [570] [571] [572] [573] [574] [575] [576] [577] [578] [579] [580] [581] [582] [583] [584] [585] [586] [587] [588] [589] [590] [591] [592] [593] [594] [595] [596] [597] [598] [599] [600] [601] [602] [603] [604] [605] [606] [607] [608] [609] [610] [611] [612] [613] [614] [615] [616] [617] [618] [619] [620] [621] [622] [623] [624] [625] [626] [627] [628] [629] [630] [631] [632] [633] [634] [635] [636] [637] [638] [639] [640] [641] [642] [643] [644] [645] [646] [647] [648] [649] [650] [651] [652] [653] [654] [655] [656] [657] [658] [659] [660] [661] [662] [663] [664] [665] [666] [667] [668] [669] [670] [671] [672] [673] [674] [675] [676] [677] [678] [679] [680] [681] [682] [683] [684] [685] [686] [687] [688] [689] [690] [691] [692] [693] [694] [695] [696] [697] [698] [699] [700] [701] [702] [703] [704] [705] [706] [707] [708] [709] [710] [711] [712] [713] [714] [715] [716] [717] [718] [719] [720] [721] [722] [723] [724] [725] [726] [727] [728] [729] [730] [731] [732] [733] [734] [735] [736] [737] [738] [739] [740] [741] [742] [743] [744] [745] [746] [747] [748] [749] [750] [751] [752] [753] [754] [755] [756] [757] [758] [759] [760] [761] [762] [763] [764] [765] [766] [767] [768] [769] [770] [771] [772] [773] [774] [775] [776] [777] [778] [779] [780] [781] [782] [783] [784] [785] [786] [787] [788] [789] [790] [791] [792] [793] [794] [795] [796] [797] [798] [799] [800] [801] [802] [803] [804] [805] [806] [807] [808] [809] [810] [811] [812] [813] [814] [815] [816] [817] [818] [819] [820] [821] [822] [823] [824] [825] [826] [827] [828] [829] [830] [831] [832] [833] [834] [835] [836] [837] [838] [839] [840] [841] [842] [843] [844] [845] [846] [847] [848] [849] [850] [851] [852] [853] [854] [855] [856] [857] [858] [859] [860] [861] [862] [863] [864] [865] [866] [867] [868] [869] [870] [871] [872] [873] [874] [875] [876] [877] [878] [879] [880] [881] [882] [883] [884] [885] [886] [887] [888] [889] [890] [891] [892] [893] [894] [895] [896] [897] [898] [899] [900] [901] [902] [903] [904] [905] [906] [907] [908] [909] [910] [911] [912] [913] [914] [915] [916] [917] [918] [919] [920] [921] [922] [923] [924] [925] [926] [927] [928] [929] [930] [931] [932] [933] [934] [935] [936] [937] [938] [939] [940] [941] [942] [943] [944] [945] [946] [947] [948] [949] [950] [951] [952] [953] [954] [955] [956] [957] [958] [959] [960] [961] [962] [963] [964] [965] [966] [967] [968] [969] [970] [971] [972] [973] [974] [975] [976] [977] [978] [979] [980] [981] [982] [983] [984] [985] [986] [987] [988] [989] [990] [991] [992] [993] [994] [995] [996] [997] [998] [999] [1000] [1001] [1002] [1003] [1004] [1005] [1006] [1007] [1008] [1009] [1010] [1011] [1012] [1013] [1014] [1015] [1016] [1017] [1018] [1019] [1020] [1021] [1022] [1023] [1024] [1025] [1026] [1027] [1028] [1029] [1030] [1031] [1032] [1033] [1034] [1035] [1036] [1037] [1038] [1039] [1040] [1041] [1042] [1043] [1044] [1045] [1046] [1047] [1048] [1049] [1050] [1051] [1052] [1053] [1054] [1055] [1056] [1057] [1058] [1059] [1060] [1061] [1062] [1063] [1064] [1065] [1066] [1067] [1068] [1069] [1070] [1071] [1072] [1073] [1074] [1075] [1076] [1077] [1078] [1079] [1080] [1081] [1082] [1083] [1084] [1085] [1086] [1087] [1088] [1089] [1090] [1091] [1092] [1093] [1094] [1095] [1096] [1097] [1098] [1099] [1100] [1101] [1102] [1103] [1104] [1105] [1106] [1107] [1108] [1109] [1110] [1111] [1112] [1113] [1114] [1115] [1116] [1117] [1118] [1119] [1120] [1121] [1122] [1123] [1124] [1125] [1126] [1127] [1128] [1129] [1130] [1131] [1132] [1133] [1134]


BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 24 Dec 11 - 10:00 AM
Rapparee 24 Dec 11 - 10:14 PM
Little Hawk 25 Dec 11 - 01:29 AM
Amos 25 Dec 11 - 02:53 PM
Rapparee 25 Dec 11 - 04:05 PM
gnu 25 Dec 11 - 04:09 PM
Amos 25 Dec 11 - 04:14 PM
Rapparee 25 Dec 11 - 09:42 PM
gnu 25 Dec 11 - 10:36 PM
Little Hawk 25 Dec 11 - 10:40 PM
Rapparee 25 Dec 11 - 10:45 PM
Rapparee 26 Dec 11 - 10:00 AM
Acme 26 Dec 11 - 01:41 PM
Little Hawk 26 Dec 11 - 01:56 PM
Acme 26 Dec 11 - 02:00 PM
gnu 26 Dec 11 - 03:24 PM
Amos 26 Dec 11 - 09:06 PM
Rapparee 26 Dec 11 - 09:40 PM
Acme 27 Dec 11 - 01:35 AM
Rapparee 27 Dec 11 - 10:12 AM
Acme 27 Dec 11 - 10:24 AM
Rapparee 27 Dec 11 - 10:29 AM
Amos 27 Dec 11 - 11:47 AM
Little Hawk 27 Dec 11 - 12:22 PM
Rapparee 27 Dec 11 - 04:17 PM
Amos 27 Dec 11 - 04:53 PM
Little Hawk 27 Dec 11 - 05:40 PM
Rapparee 27 Dec 11 - 06:13 PM
Little Hawk 27 Dec 11 - 06:20 PM
Amos 27 Dec 11 - 08:45 PM
Rapparee 27 Dec 11 - 10:14 PM
Rapparee 27 Dec 11 - 10:19 PM
Amos 27 Dec 11 - 10:57 PM
Little Hawk 27 Dec 11 - 11:21 PM
Acme 28 Dec 11 - 12:16 AM
Little Hawk 28 Dec 11 - 01:16 AM
Rapparee 28 Dec 11 - 10:26 AM
Amos 28 Dec 11 - 10:37 AM
Amos 28 Dec 11 - 01:39 PM
gnu 28 Dec 11 - 01:56 PM
Amos 28 Dec 11 - 03:42 PM
gnu 28 Dec 11 - 04:19 PM
Rapparee 28 Dec 11 - 04:45 PM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 28 Dec 11 - 06:27 PM
Acme 28 Dec 11 - 08:10 PM
Rapparee 28 Dec 11 - 10:27 PM
Amos 29 Dec 11 - 02:14 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 29 Dec 11 - 04:44 AM
GUEST,Guest from Sanity 29 Dec 11 - 04:51 AM
Little Hawk 29 Dec 11 - 11:32 AM
Lyrics & Knowledge Search [Advanced]
DT  Forum
Sort (Forum) by:relevance date
DT Lyrics:






Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Dec 11 - 10:00 AM

from acadia, the land of the stella maris.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Dec 11 - 10:14 PM

why am i doing all the work around here?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Dec 11 - 01:29 AM

By Gar! I t'ink I eat enough food tonight to kill a horse, mon ami! Dere was lobsters, roas' beef, Indian pilaf, red cabbage, white wine, food, food, food! Tomorrow gonna be somet'ing real special, you bet. Isadore and Collette gonna bring da suckling pig over and play de fiddle too. We gonna have one partEE dat wake up de dead, mon petit haricot!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Dec 11 - 02:53 PM

Merriest of Xmases to you all, great and small, like me an' Rapparee, respectively, and Khandu, King, and Litttle Hawk and the Lovely Ladies of the MOAB, Still River Sage and the Lady Eiseley, Sister Janie and the many others who have crossed our dusty lintel here. To Noble Gnu, old friends long forgotten in the wake of the MOAB's golden taffrail, and those who even now and again think of our Mother in her distant unloadable castle!

Nuncle A, First Vowel


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Dec 11 - 04:05 PM

ditto.

rapparee
mom's favorite


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Dec 11 - 04:09 PM

"$20 for a table dance"

Yer shittin me!!!!????

Ho Ho Ho... all the way to the bank!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Dec 11 - 04:14 PM

And forty-five in your lap, unless you are under 35.


But that's what Christmas is really all about, isn't it?


A


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Dec 11 - 09:42 PM

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i had dibs on 43210 ans gnu took it!!!!!!

flog him, okay?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Dec 11 - 10:36 PM

I didn't take shit. It's your's. If I got it, I can give it. Really, I don't care about such thigs. Oh, the 40k should have been by the OP IMO but whatever.

What were we talking about? OH, yeah... I forget.

Xmas.... wine started at noon. I had two small glasses of the bubbly wine. Then I got home and things went down hill... Merry ho fucking ho. I hate Kissmeass. Bah, bah, bah hum fucking BUGGER.

Sorry if you are offended by my opinion of this inane holiday which USED to mean something but is now just a bunch of commercial shite... makes me truly sad and I rue the day.

Hope youse all had a good Christmas.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Dec 11 - 10:40 PM

Mine was absolutely great. Spent it in the company of people I genuinely love and had a wonderful time.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Dec 11 - 10:45 PM

quietly, at HOME for the first time in 30 years. lovely.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Dec 11 - 10:00 AM

good morning, mater dear! is that fresh home-made reindeer sausage?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Dec 11 - 01:41 PM

I was swamped with cooking and kid stuff the last couple of days. Thanks for holding down the fort.

Gnu, I have the song for you. And this is the story from last Saturday's Weekend Edition that brought it to my attention. It hits a lot of the points your last little rant just touched upon.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Dec 11 - 01:56 PM

That is a lovely song. I never even heard of Tim Minchin till now. He's very good.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Dec 11 - 02:00 PM

Don't you love that kind of surprise? I didn't know what to expect of the entire song after the interview, but it's even better that I thought it might be.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Dec 11 - 03:24 PM

Thanks. You are a sage.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Dec 11 - 09:06 PM

Mighty fine!! Mighty fine!! Thanks, Still.

Hope Mom and all her sibs have a great 2012.

A


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Dec 11 - 09:40 PM

mom got eight reindeer last night! they're sausage now. i don't know WHAT she did with the fat man.

tomorrow, 1 pm mst, my cast comes off and they put something else on.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Dec 11 - 01:35 AM

You're putting us on, right? Or is it left?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Dec 11 - 10:12 AM

no, i'm putting it off, but i'm not putting off putting it off.

eiseley came by yesterday, muttering about moving books and flying carpets and holidays. i believe she's gone completely mad, poor thing.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Dec 11 - 10:24 AM

No, I'm sure she was just humoring you.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Dec 11 - 10:29 AM

she started frothing at the mouth and fell to the floor in a fit when i said something about books and carpet. she was okay when she left, mostly. only the occasional twitching.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Dec 11 - 11:47 AM

Master of the counter-oblique tangential Introductory Rationalization, our Rapp...


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Dec 11 - 12:22 PM

He's almost as fast on his feet as a chimpanzee.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Dec 11 - 04:17 PM

Free of the cast,
Free of the cast,
Thank God Almighty,
I'm free of the cast!!!!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Dec 11 - 04:53 PM

Oh, congratulations!! Mighty Healer!! Rapid Recuperator!! All Hail!!!

But pause to think, liberated one, as you turn and walk away from your cast, that you leave behind, intact and inexorable, the whole Cast System, whose victims number in the thousands every year. Think on that, as you turn your back on your fellow sufferers and walk away, and ask yourself, "How could I take responsibility for the Cast System in this country?" Dost dare face the answer to so terrible a question?




A


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Dec 11 - 05:40 PM

Your thinking on that, Amos, is incisive, as always!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Dec 11 - 06:13 PM

Frankly, Amos, I don't give a d--n.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Dec 11 - 06:20 PM

Good lord! What synchronicity.

I was just moments ago thinking of that same Rhett Butler line, but in regards to something else entirely, and then I opened this thread and saw Rap's last post!

Spooky.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Dec 11 - 08:45 PM

Here we see once again the reason for the ultimate collapse of WHite Supremacy in our glorious nation. It is not communism, nor race, nor conspiracy that is eating away at the foundations of this country's greatness. It is the corrupt soul of White Middle-Aged Men who, having taken advantage of the Cast System to better themselves, are callous and obdurate when confronted with the needs of others than themselves.

That single line of Rhett Butler's spells the Ende of Empire and the Fall of Civilization as we know it. Look at the very face of our collapse in the person of Rapparee, who frankly does not give a damn. The Cast System is a dark evil in this country, as witnessed by the delight of those who escape it and are free from Cast. But who among those lucky free people is willing to turn around and say "I!!!!"? "I shall correct this terrible flaw on the visage of our fair nation!! I shall turn this country away from the Cast System. I shall TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!!!".

The answer is, not one among them.

Thus, weep for the crumbling edifice of our once-proud Lande, the home of the brave and the free now become the home of the Irresponsible.

Sigh....


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Dec 11 - 10:14 PM

Did I say I didn't give a "damn"??   No, I said I "don't give a d--n."
The fact that I used two hyphens does not indicate the length of of the word, only that I did not put in the letters between "d" and "n".
I could have meant:

dawn, dagon, dahoon, dagswain, daimon, dairyman, dairywoman, dalesman, damon, dalmatian, dan, dandelion, darken, darwin, darn, datsun, deacon, dean, debarkation, debulition, decagon, decameron, deceleration, decision, declaration, declassification, declension, declination, decongestion, decrepitation, decryption, decubation, defalcation, defoliation, deglutination, degustation, degeneration, dehydration, dehorn, deionization, delamination, delawarean, delegation, delineation, delusion, dementation, denomination, dentin, dickens, diencephalon, digression, and a lot more.

But you only discern what you have been taught, and hence attribute to me a bad word. That is naughty of you and Mom will wash your mouth out with soap.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Dec 11 - 10:19 PM

An important email sent to me:

As we progress through to the end of 2011, I want to thank you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.

I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel.

I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.

I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose.

Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.

I can't touch any woman's handbag for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public toilet.

I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS for the email about rat poo in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I can't have a drink in a bar because I fear I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone.

I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.

I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, so a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.

I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer.

AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me for life.

I no longer go to the cinema because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down.

I no longer go to shopping centers because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan .

THANKS TO YOU I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can't ever pick up a dime coin dropped in the car park because it was probably placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.

I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's beautician . .

Oh, and by the way.....

A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

P. S. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet.

NOW YOU HAVE YOURSELF A VERY GOOD DAY?ya hear


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Dec 11 - 10:57 PM

No-one is as deft as you are Rapparree, when it comes to blending the scurrilous with the supercilious and the specious. But, the evidence is against you, in this case. You used all but two of the characters in making your remark that are used in that famous line spoken by the Rhett character, in a similar context, with similar intent, and now, having been called out on your callous indifference to your cast of thousands of fellow sufferers, you backpedal faster than a kitten in a sewage pond, but, sir, to no avail. The statistical evidence is clearly against you in this matter and your best advice would be to desist from your querulous mewling and give over with grace.



A


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Dec 11 - 11:21 PM

Aha! We HAVE discovered the secret to perpetual motion!

Thank you, Amos. Thank you, Rapparee. Your Czechs are in the mail. ;-D

****

"No-one is as deft as you are Rapparree, when it comes to blending the scurrilous with the supercilious and the specious." - Amos

Well, Amos, Chongo is working on it. Okay? He may not be there yet, but he's working on it.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Dec 11 - 12:16 AM

Well, duh, how ELSE can you scroll through your junk email but with your hand on the mouse? Talk about stating the obvious.

That cast wasn't on long, whereas castes last a lifetime. I hope you know which is which when it comes to good health.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Dec 11 - 01:16 AM

You can do it with the arrow keys too.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Dec 11 - 10:26 AM

Yes, indeed you can scroll with the arrows; I'd been doing it while in a cast. On a PC. Amos uses a Apple II be stole from his grade school; he's having a harder and harder time finding 5 1/4 inch floppies though.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Dec 11 - 10:37 AM

Mo harder than your own three 1/2" version, old feller.


A


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Dec 11 - 01:39 PM

As we approach the end of this long, stress-fraught loop of our small and precious globe around our small and precious local star, let us end all dispute, and defer all hostilities, put down all obsessions with rightness, bury all hatchets, and tie up all loose ends in love-knots.

This thread, this knotty and naughty thread, often frayed but never afraid, has served as an enlightened path, a temporary backbone, a lifeline and a lampwick in darkness, rich in saturated fats and bright with brief candlelight, to steer us through the valley of Shades and lighten the walking shadows of our prancing hour on this arbitrary stage; it has tumbled us in play, both fore- and aft-, and rolled us in feeling in every dimension. We have wielded it like a sullen hungry blade and cast it high like a child's brightly colored balloon. We have people it and unmanned it and it, in turn, has succoured us and suckered us.

LEt us give thanks unto the MOAB, from who so much has come to distract us from less worthy pursuits.


A


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Dec 11 - 01:56 PM

Indeed Amos. As I look in retrospect at the blessings bestowed upon me during this waning 2011, I can't help but feel a sense of what-the-fuck-was-that-about-are-you-shittin-me?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Dec 11 - 03:42 PM

LOL!! Another bright balloon popped by the needled wit of our Resident Curmudgeon!! :D



A


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Dec 11 - 04:19 PM

Resident curmudgeon? I accept that. And for good *** ****** reason.

Unlike Rap, I shant tell anyone they didn't know exactly what I meant. I am sorry for the negativity. We all have our crosses to bear. I AM JUST A TAD CROSS ABOUT THEM.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Dec 11 - 04:45 PM

Hi-ho, old fellows!

I may need surgery again, this time on the LEFT elbow -- a bursectomy because of chronic infection. Isn't this just swell? I may NEVER get to play the banjo again.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 28 Dec 11 - 06:27 PM

Overlooked

,,,and ignored....

GfS


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Dec 11 - 08:10 PM

See if they'll fix you up like Edward Scissorhands.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Dec 11 - 10:27 PM

At the elbows????????


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Dec 11 - 02:14 AM

That Biff Rose shoulda beern a star. He's like Phil Ochs and Tom Lehrer rolled into one.

Hey Mom!! I just gave a house concert with Steve Cormier, the cowboy singer, a friend from the Getaway. He was terrific and the crowd of about twenty people was deeelighted. The food was good and the wine was in good supply. Everyone had a fine old time!! I would say it was successful in every respect!

Except I had to stay up late on a work night. But never mind. We had some great time jamming together after the gig and it was a pleasure to hear him show the world the genuine face of the working cowboy in stories and music.

A


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 29 Dec 11 - 04:44 AM

Biff Rose was, and is a genius...and very under exposed! My brother's ex-girlfriend used to go with him, when he lived in Venice Beach, California, in the mid to late '60's. It seemed that at the time, hardly anyone knew of or about him, though he did 13 appearances on The Tonight Show, with Johnny Carson, and several stints with the Smothers Brothers. On his last show with Johnny, Biff gave Carson some shit about his clothes...that was his last appearance!

Glad you dug him Amos!

GfS


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 29 Dec 11 - 04:51 AM

I posted these lyrics a while back, and Amos, you loved them. Here's the piece!...and a lot of folks out the just simply don't 'get it' or even have a fuckin' clue!

GfS


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Dec 11 - 11:32 AM

Neato!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate
Next Page

 


You must be a member to post in non-music threads. Join here.


You must be a member to post in non-music threads. Join here.



Mudcat time: 18 October 7:54 AM EDT

[ Home ]

All original material is copyright © 1998 by the Mudcat Café Music Foundation, Inc. All photos, music, images, etc. are copyright © by their rightful owners. Every effort is taken to attribute appropriate copyright to images, content, music, etc. We are not a copyright resource.