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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 21 Mar 13 - 11:05 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Mar 13 - 11:05 PM

Adieu, Maman!! I board the big silver bird at dawn, bound for the land of Granola and Whackos, the Folklandia of Portland. I shall return whole, if not sane, on Monday!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 13 - 09:52 AM

Geez, Amos sounds like he's goin' to Perdition (another place in Idaho you could skateboard). I mean, heck, it's only Portland -- Powell's Books alone is a good reason to visit there. And the rose garden is wonderful. Poor Amos -- what with him being from San Diego and all I suppose he's afraid of the rain, which might melt him like The Wicked Witch Of The West.

In the meantime, somebody deal. I'm up for a game of Crazy Eights -- c'mon, ante up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 22 Mar 13 - 01:16 PM

Well, it's certainly not skateboarding weather today: 26 degrees and horizontally blowing snow! Amos, maybe I'll fly south to visit you and escape this lovely spring weather.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 13 - 05:38 PM

You'd have to fly west -- he's in Portland. I invited Amos to Pocatello but he didn't want to come visit. We ain't "hip" enough for him.

I think I'll go to the Kingston Trio concert here. I think it's April 6.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Mar 13 - 06:31 PM

A! Say HI to Kendall for me in person while yer in Portland.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Mar 13 - 08:54 PM

Well, I never!!!

I spend the day sleeping and staying fairly quiet because I have a cold or allergies, I come in here to see what's up, and MOM HAS FALLEN OFF THE PAGE!!!

She's a mess. Her knees are skinned up, she bumped her head. I cleaned her up, gave her a scotch, and she's skimming through NetFlix.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 13 - 10:07 PM

I was looking at ugly fabrics in Idaho Falls. The sofa needs a new slipcover and boy! is there some UGLY fabric out there. I suggest camouflage so the spills and things wouldn't show but was vetoed for some reason.

Put some tincture of iodine on Mom's scraped knees and tell her we're sorry. Put in some earplugs first though -- that stuff stings like crazy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Mar 13 - 10:24 AM

Merthiolate also. And oh, look! New York Times Science tells me that it contains mercury!

"Both Mercurochrome and Merthiolate (and iodine preparations, too) sting when applied to broken skin and can interfere with healing. Experts now recommend that first aid kits contain newer antibacterial creams, especially those containing bacitracins, a class of antibacterials first produced by other microorganisms."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Mar 13 - 01:41 PM

Do what Chongo always does. Administer large doses of whisky.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 13 - 01:53 PM

Whiskey and gunpowder. Ya gotta cut or some sort of puncture first was it with whiskey, then drink some and sprinkle some gunpowder over the wound and light it. That stops up the bleeding.

For anything else just mix whiskey with gunpowder and drink it right down. Use anything from a shot to a quart depending on how sick you feel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Mar 13 - 12:21 AM

Amos - I've been meaning to ask you - I heard a story last week that the Higgs Boson is probably "it" - the last particle. The accelerator didn't offer up any indication that there are any gaps or missing pieces or fragments unaccounted for. They thought science folks were depressed about this. Are you depressed about this?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Mar 13 - 05:15 AM

Even if it "is" it, "they" will keep looking. They shall never SURRENDER!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Mar 13 - 05:54 AM

Adobe Photoshop Premier Elements 11 Log 2013.03.25.00:30

    Session 20:00 to 00:30 terminated; results negative; files
    backed up.

Adobe Photoshop Premier Elements 11 Log 2013.03.25.05:55

    Session 04:10 to 05:55 terminated; results negative; files
    backed up; additional resources acquired [hardware - Worth
    Wicked Softball Bat: specifications - Length: 34", Weight: 26
    oz with PowerPlug Installed; operating system - gnu: version
    PMO]; results pending.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 13 - 10:01 AM

A Louisville Slugger will work better.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Mar 13 - 01:29 PM

What do you want to do about all of the coyotes that get into the trash? Is that what the Louisville Slugger is for?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 13 - 02:20 PM

Only 49 more pages to 1,000!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Mar 13 - 05:43 PM

Adobe Photoshop Premier Elements 11 Log 2013.03.25.18:30

    Session 10:00 to 11:00 results positive; dowloading and
    processing of files continues successfuly; preliminary analysis
    of remedial measures regarding procedures indicates fucker can
    sense hostilty; standing orders to include having a big stick
    handy and waving it wildly at appropriate intervals; alternate
    procedures to be included in futher analyses include calming the
    fuck down, going for a walk and others; results pending

**************************************************************

Produced clips of hundreds of Cedar Waxwings feeding on still clinging apples in Mum's tree in -20C February, a Sharp Shinned Hawk eating the same apples indirectly, two crow migrations, baby robins just fledged, my old camp, spectacular sunset... vids I haven't seen in 5 or so years.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 13 - 10:50 PM

Well, whatever it takes to get you through the day. Me, I washed windows 'cause the man is coming tomorrow to INSTALL NEW BLINDS!!! The diamond-shaped insulating kind, in a translucent light pearl color. That way any peeping tom out on the golf course will only see my shadow on the blinds.

Say! I'll be I could make an automaton of me playing the violin so that when Col. Sebastian Moran shows up with his airgun he'll shoot that and I can be behind him with the cops and arrest him. Yeah! We can hide on the golf course and I'll publish it as "The Adventure of the Empty Rough."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 13 - 09:45 AM

Yup. Someone took a shot of me whilst I was undressed last night. I could see the flash on the golf course. Probably some chick mag paparazzi; they won't leave me alone. Just leaving the garage I run over six or seven every day. All the screaming, "Just one more picture!" "Tell 'em you love 'em!" "Why doncha move and give the neighborhood some peace and quiet?" "Just one more!" "Kissy kissy! Oh wow!"

It's awful to be an international sex symbol.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 26 Mar 13 - 12:53 PM

What a flippin' liar! You are unknowed, man. Unknowed. No one flippin' would wawk acrost the street to talk to you! No flippin' WAY! I am the one who is feimous, eh? I am the innnerntional sex symboll, dummb ass, not you. Women all want me. Men all want to be like me. That is all you gotta know about it.

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 26 Mar 13 - 01:28 PM

Incredible, it's still here and nearly a thousand pages...Smoke came out of my computer while trying to claw it's way in just now. Hope all's well with you maniacs. I hear from his Majesty King Khandu once or twice a year but I think he is using a new tin can technology to log online and is still perfecting it in his Mississippi laboratory complex. Aslo, I will like to say I have acquired an interest in drunken irish music to complement my interest in drunken jukejoint music. It's good to diversify and have become summat addicted to Pogues and The Dubliners of late,....but enough of that or this post will end up in the music section. Anyhow, hullo to any that may remember me and hullo to the rest who wondering "who's this new asshole".
Hoozaw for MOAB and Mudcat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Mar 13 - 01:43 PM

Yo TWEED!

Ah, did you click the "d"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 26 Mar 13 - 01:46 PM

I might've. It was a Lady or The Tiger situation gnu, and I couldn't remember which door.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Mar 13 - 02:52 PM

Nice to say you back, Tweed. You've been off the radar for a bit. Even Penelope Rutledge hasn't said any nasty things about you in a very long time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Mar 13 - 03:30 PM

All hail, Boss Tweed, long lost and now returned to the Folde.

I am in the Salt Lake City airport during a short layover trying to catch up oln my lost sleep. I gave a house concert last night which was very well received and was awarded acclaim and adulation. That's the way I like it. Anyway, I felt good about it. I sang for two hours and then drank wine and sang for another couple of hours. Yesterday David and i drove up the Columbia River Gorge staring at waterfalls and deep forests of Douglas fir, cedar, and others. It was a most amazing visit all around. The weekend before I was at the Portland Folklore SOciety's Singtime Frolics deep in the piney woods about forty miles south of Portland. I have never seen so much water in my life that wasn't salty. Anyway, I had a grand time. I also drove up to Tacoma and back -- a memorial service for an old friend. So it has been a busy few days! I am glad Mom is ok. Rapparee should never have let her fall off the page like that. It's a reportable offense, you know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 13 - 03:43 PM

Welcome back, Oh Mighty Tweed.

Amos in SLC and never a thought to come here a-visiting. Oh, fie upon him! Fie I say! Fie!

Shame: Women want you, all right. They want you TO BATHE and brush your tooth and do something about your breath. They do wonderful things now about curing gonorrhea and syphilis too -- you should try it before the spirochetes finish off what left of your brain.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 13 - 11:21 PM

Somebody help. Do you know how HEAVY Mom is to lift up? And I have to do it alone and me a poor, disabled war veteran who can barely lift a glass of (root)beer to my lips.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Mar 13 - 12:19 AM

I joined the thread after some of the first posters had moved on, but want to assure you that we have shoveled out high quality BS for years now. Literally years.

You're welcome!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Mar 13 - 06:29 AM

She ain't bullshittin ya. Some of it is of such calibre it makes ya woosie.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Mar 13 - 09:44 AM

Some think I've always been woosie (or woozy), and who am I to argue with them?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 13 - 12:24 PM

You can't visit outside the airtport wehen you're on a short layover, silly. They make you take your shoes off to get back in.

I guess by now Tweed has read ther whole MOAB from his last appearance here and caught up on every pieve of BS from then until now. It would be the least one would expect of such a wayward son, as amends for long absence.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Mar 13 - 01:24 PM

Well, take 'em off BEFORE you leave the airport! Geez, I gotta do ALL the thinkin' around here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Mar 13 - 02:36 PM

Well, taking off yer shoes is only polite, innit? I mean, if I went to YOUR house, I would doff me doggie duds at the door. Of course, if you came to my house, I'd suggest you leave yours on on accounta my dust bunnies are big enough ta gnaw the toes offin ya. Steel toed doggie duds only here... read the sign.

Safety first, I always say.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Mar 13 - 07:13 PM

So, whaddya think, folks?   

Is this guy as dumb as Shane?

I think he's a serious contender.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Mar 13 - 08:14 PM

I skipped through to the end. Not an attractive video. Perhaps others will learn from his mistake.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Mar 13 - 08:42 PM

I certainly hope so Stilly. This guy calls himself "The L.A. Beast". He has a whole series of videos where he does various extremely unpleasant things to himself in an effort to break records established by other idiots who have been immortalized in prestigious publications such as the Guiness Book of World Records.

He's out to prove something, it seems. I wonder what? ;-)

I actually think this guy is even dumber than Shane in certain respects...perhaps not in all respects...but definitely in a couple of specific areas.

Here is another video where he attempts to consume 2 entire bottles of Wasabi horseradish. I have not watched it all the way through, and I doubt you will either, but you HAVE to see the little dramatic intro he does right at the beginning before he gets around to eating the Wasabi. Just watch from the start through till the 24 second mark.

Everytime I watch it I think...."Dumber than Shane! Omigod. Dumber than Shane!"

The L.A. Beast strikes again!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Mar 13 - 08:49 PM

Shame would not do that. He's too dumb. He can't find his butt with both hands, a flashlight, and a map. I know this to be true because I've seen the results of the testing that was done on him in prison and that was the exact test: to find his butt with both hands, a flashlight, and a map. They stopped the test out of pity after four days.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Mar 13 - 08:56 PM

That's cruel, Rap. Give the lad a break. I know one thing. Shane is not dumb enough to try to consume 2 bottles of Wasabi horseradish.

Although...if Officer Dana asked him to, to prove that he's a man worthy of her love...

Hmm.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 13 - 11:15 PM

I am still reflecting on the complex weekend. I flew to a town I'd never been in and found my way out into the boondocks among the deep pines for the POrtland Folk Society's annual Singtimew Frolics, noodled and sang until three in the morning, slept on a crude bunk in a rustic cabin and rolled out at 0630 the next morning, drove three and ahalf hours to Tacoma, found my way to an obscure address on a little island in the middle of the Sound, attended a memorial service, drove back, performed at a concert Saturday night, sang some more on Saturday night and Sunday. Drove up to Portland and spent a happy evening with David Ingerson and family and crashed. Monday went on a tour of the wildlands along the Columbia River Gorge, one of the most breathtaking places on earth, and then did a house concert Monday night and stayed up swapping songs until late. Rolled out at 7 AM and got yhre car returned and all checked in and flew back to San Diego, walked the dog, handled a client, and folded for the night. What a bustling agenda!

I was so glad to be home and see my wife and puppy dog again that I did two loads of laundry, tallied my accounts, took the dog to the beach and then gave her a bath and vacuumed the whole house by the time BBW got back from work.

So now I am getting back to normal for a week. Then we are driving to Arizona with the puppy dog.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Mar 13 - 05:49 AM

I had to take a break half way thru reading that, A.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Mar 13 - 09:31 AM

Where in Arizona, Amos? My interest hovers around Tucson where my son is living and where several friends reside.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Mar 13 - 09:44 AM

Sheesh. Amos, the man of action. I got tired halfway through that story too. You must have been hell on wheels when you were 25, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Mar 13 - 10:01 AM

I done went and thunk you done retired, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Mar 13 - 11:37 AM

Up near Cottonwood, Still, a good run north from Tucson.

There is no embodiment of happiness to match that of a genuinely happy dog. Maggie at the Dog Beach, galloping wantonly in an out of the surf, flirting and cavorting with other dogs, and rocketing along the sands for the sheer joy of rocketing, is a prime example. Joy in canine incarnate.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Mar 13 - 11:47 AM

Yes, whatever they do, they do it to the max.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Mar 13 - 02:59 PM

Nah, LH. He was a beach bum who hung out with the likes of Cheech and Chongo... ya know, that there mixed-species comedy act who were into tha ganja. Smoked mimself into a V8 state by noon and slept most of the rest of the day. That's why he has so much energy now... he rested up for it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Mar 13 - 03:47 PM

Well, he's prit near always in a mellow state. Lives in California, ya know, and goes to Tijuana a lot for "dental work."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Mar 13 - 04:58 PM

Cheech and Congo went there. Here is how the journey started.

BTW... I saw this movie with a bunch of stoned uni engineering students when I was about 20 years old. I wasn't stoned, of course, but I became a dedicated fan for of thier comedy for a few years. Very dedicated. Their humour helped my understanding of higher level maths and my exploration into philosophy. Well, it made it a lot more fun. >;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Mar 13 - 11:35 PM

I've been to Sandy Ego. Even the Marine Corps Recruit Depot there is, like, mellow. I heard a Drill Instructor say to a recruit, "Like, ATTENTION, ya know? If you feel like it. Be cool."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Mar 13 - 05:44 AM

"Sandy Ego" SOB! Spilt ma tea! HAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE!
That's gotta be worth three Severns! Heheheheheee.


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