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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Paco Rabanne 23 Dec 04 - 03:07 AM
Rustic Rebel 23 Dec 04 - 02:03 AM
Rustic Rebel 23 Dec 04 - 01:59 AM
Acme 23 Dec 04 - 01:36 AM
Rustic Rebel 23 Dec 04 - 01:10 AM
Acme 22 Dec 04 - 07:32 PM
Acme 22 Dec 04 - 02:49 PM
MMario 22 Dec 04 - 02:47 PM
Rapparee 22 Dec 04 - 02:43 PM
Amos 22 Dec 04 - 02:34 PM
Amos 22 Dec 04 - 02:33 PM
GUEST,Tweed 22 Dec 04 - 02:17 PM
Rapparee 22 Dec 04 - 11:45 AM
Rapparee 22 Dec 04 - 09:24 AM
Paco Rabanne 22 Dec 04 - 03:30 AM
Paco Rabanne 22 Dec 04 - 03:26 AM
Acme 21 Dec 04 - 11:33 PM
Amos 21 Dec 04 - 11:16 PM
Acme 21 Dec 04 - 09:08 PM
Rapparee 21 Dec 04 - 08:08 PM
Amos 21 Dec 04 - 07:57 PM
Leadfingers 21 Dec 04 - 07:46 PM
Rapparee 21 Dec 04 - 12:12 PM
Paco Rabanne 21 Dec 04 - 11:21 AM
Paco Rabanne 21 Dec 04 - 11:16 AM
Rapparee 21 Dec 04 - 09:13 AM
Amos 21 Dec 04 - 09:01 AM
Paco Rabanne 21 Dec 04 - 06:30 AM
kindaloupehackenweez 21 Dec 04 - 06:13 AM
kindaloupehackenweez 21 Dec 04 - 05:45 AM
Rustic Rebel 21 Dec 04 - 01:57 AM
Acme 21 Dec 04 - 01:06 AM
Acme 20 Dec 04 - 12:54 PM
GUEST,Lt. Commander Montgomery Scott 19 Dec 04 - 06:29 PM
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Acme 19 Dec 04 - 03:59 PM
Rapparee 19 Dec 04 - 02:43 PM
Little Hawk 19 Dec 04 - 08:15 AM
kindaloupehackenweez 19 Dec 04 - 07:39 AM
Rapparee 19 Dec 04 - 07:22 AM
Amos 19 Dec 04 - 01:00 AM
Acme 18 Dec 04 - 01:42 PM
kindaloupehackenweez 18 Dec 04 - 01:30 PM
Rapparee 18 Dec 04 - 11:56 AM
Amos 18 Dec 04 - 10:29 AM
kindaloupehackenweez 18 Dec 04 - 09:04 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 03:07 AM

Oi, Rapaire, you silly person! ' I drink, therefore I am' Get you and your butt over to Glaisdale, and I will take you for a bike ride over Glaisdale Rigg. Then we will see who exists or not!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 02:03 AM

P.S. That doesn't mean I still(y) don't love the sweet evergreen of the season.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 01:59 AM

I tell you what Stilly, I am such a gullable type of person I'll say yea, without even knowing exactly what you mean.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 01:36 AM

Does this mean you expect someone to raise taxus soon?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 01:10 AM

I have never felt a love like I do for yews
Never have I known a pair of shoes, like I know yews
Never have I gone and layed myself out for yews
Never have I known a friend like yew.


Love and peace to yew all during this festive holiday sex fest.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 07:32 PM

This MOAB drops like a couple of tons of posts when everyone goes out of town for the holidays.

Woosh! (I have to use my own Mom superpowers to lift it)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 02:49 PM

Looks like some diligence will be called for with you two away! Have a good and safe trip, both of you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 02:47 PM

I never realized you were a Parenthetic! your posts don't LOOK parenthetic - at least not normally.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 02:43 PM

I shall endeavor to do my part, 'tho I shall be enduring the wilds of Washington, DC.

(Parenthetically -- notice the parentheses -- my Bequet caramels just came. I recommend them highly, and not just because 'Catter Alice works there. Find out all about them at www.bequetconfections.com.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 02:34 PM

Deer friends,

I shall be off at Grandmother's House for Xmas. Take care of Mudder for me!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 02:33 PM

Tweed:

Which one is yew?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Tweed
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 02:17 PM

Hello...and Merry Christmas to all obv you BS'ers who've made this the oozing pile of nonstense that it is. And obv corse, expeshially to Joe Offer for allowing it to run it's path obv desfunction and stupidy.
I yam sarting that many obv you ain't above tipping a jug druing the festibv holidaise season and tharfore I thought mebbe a pubic sarvice bulletin should be issued and so I did!


Happy Holidays (from Tweedsblues.net)

Yores and regardez,
Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 11:45 AM

Besides, I've spoken with both my brother Ted and my nepehew Ted and both of them assure me that they a) don't like flamenco in the least and, b) no one named Ted is in any way associated with flamenco and so "flamenco Ted" cannot and does not exist.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 09:24 AM

Mountain bikes destroy the land. Their tracks scar the mountains and desert, the prairies and grasslands. These become channels for rain and runoff, carrying away the soil, and eventually become big erosion gullies. Just a couple of years ago a mountain biker left tracks on the surface of the fragile ecosystem, and you can see the result! Nasty things, mountain bikes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 03:30 AM

PS see BS thread 'Christmas in Glaisdale' Why don't you all fly over and eat some endangered species with us? There's some great mountain biking on the moors too!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 03:26 AM

Dream on hippies! I will ALWAYS be one jump ahead of you lot as far milestone posts are concerned.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 11:33 PM

You get over it faster if you don't blame other people--because you know you're blaming the wrong people and it sticks around with you longer. We'll just have to pull up our socks. . . and beat the SOB to the next big number!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 11:16 PM

AYe, there's the rub -- we who have done the creatin' gots likewise the responsibility for it. Always the way of it, innit? Sigh. It would be so much EASIER to blame, why can't we do that instead?

Maybe what we should do, I guess, is make one day a year a national irresponsibility event, where everyone gets to whine how it is all done to them, blame it on everyone from the Galactic Patrol down to the President and points south, if any, parents, associates, bosses, rogues of all positions and stations in life, and so on. Just 24 hours of non-stop finger pointing on that one day. After that, it all stops and it's all on one's own cognizance in the universe forevermore until next year.

Whaddya think? National Blame Day. Wodda Concept!! Glad I created it...if ti catches on like wildfire I yam gonna hate myself once a year... :D

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 09:08 PM

It 'pears that us post counters created a monster of some sort, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 08:08 PM

So, Amos, what's your opinion?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 07:57 PM

I have to say it is a downright disgrace, after all the work people put into taking care of Mother and watching her day and night and help[ing her grow, to have some half-baked interloper come galloping though here grabbing the best numbers on a whim, who never added nothing to the quality of the BS or kept Mother off the bottom or nothin'. Seems just plain wrong and disgraceful, you ask me.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Leadfingers
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 07:46 PM

I was working Ted !! Some of us still DO work you know !!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 12:12 PM

Of course it was easy. I set you up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 11:21 AM

5400. This is too easy. Wherefore art thou Leadfingers?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 11:16 AM

5399!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 09:13 AM

It's coming upon Christmas and Yule and Jul and Feliz Navidad and New Years and the authorities still refuse me permission to decorate a tree like my ancestors usta. No electricity, no candles, nothing really flammable, and not even indoors. Dang. What do you have to do in this country (US) to decorate? Everyone else in the neighborhood has lights all over their roofs and front yards and shrubs. I no longer even want to put up a 12 foot Santa that goes "Ho Ho Ho" while it rocks back and forth with baby Jesus under its arm; that youthful dream has gone away. I simply want to decorate trees like my forebears did, with a few folks tastefully swinging from the branches as offering to Odin (or Woten, I don't care). I've already got the ravens, they're all over here at the moment, can't hardly step outside without hitting one of them in the butt with the door. The tree is all picked out and it's a nice one. I've even got a little list. You'd think the cops would let me go ahead, considering who's on the list, but no, I ask for a permit to decorate a tree on public property and I'm turned down, over and over.

Shoot, I can't even find the right City office to complain about the snow getting all over the streets and sidewalks and parking lots and driveways instead of staying on the grass where it belongs. Every time I mention it at City Hall they look at me funny. I'll have to talk with the Mayor about it next time I see him, which will be on the 29th.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 09:01 AM

Maybe ant-spray or one of them smoky things you put in gopher holes....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 06:30 AM

5397. Are you out there leadfingers?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 06:13 AM

Forgot to mention. I checked out the "Newcomers FAQ Thread"

:Looks good i'll have to read it sometime: OOPS!!"Did I say that?"

Kindaloupehackenweez///"Loco inlaw Cabessa" (Spanish for, Crazy in the head). [Pronounced the way it's spelt].
                                                 PEACE


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 05:45 AM

I got the words to the song. "The Weight" There were 2 differant referances i looked at. Now i'm sure you all tryed playing a song out of a music book. Ever find one where you still had to find the missing chord to make it sound as the orginal? C-Em-F-C (verse) with
C-Em-F-C (Chorus) was one A-C#m-D-A (verse) with A-E-D-A-D (Chorus) was the other. Tryed the capo thing, Now am digging thru 20 year old Instructions books:

And once again faced with the reality that there are 12 differant keys and each key has at least a half dozen differant chords that can interchange and were not even into the bar chords YET.

But a bit of trivia that was noted in the one book that may strike you cats as of interest>Which is:

"That you can translate the Bible into any language with only 700 words: Followed by the 48 chords positions in the following 14 pages are equivalent to the 700 words.

Thought the BS might interest you unlike the lengthy runones i send.

Although theres a dictornary in my lap and today managed to finish coping the words to "Plush", Piss up a rope, and Kitty Kat. Along with cutting up the turkey i got from work at Thanksgiving and have it soaking in "Grandpa Phuckers" Original Homemade jerky marinade.
He used to make some pretty good rubarb and plum wine.

Oh and thanks for the compliment Brucie! (Phrases thread). If i can make one of you cats smile with my foolish anticks,.It's worth it.

"We're not normal if were not certifiable" (?) (my own maybe)

"We're all here cause we're not all there" (Aerosmith)

Damit i was going to close with a "Dam improvement has been shown"

For now i use a dictornary, Am studing Chords and Keys, and was going to throw in and sticking to the topic of the thread. But screw'd that up. Along with not being able to keep these bites short.

O Hell 2 for 2, (Halfway there Mudcats).

I'd love to ramble on but find myself looking in the dictornary way to much. Ya all have a good one., "See ya in the funny papers"

Kindaloupehackenweez...PEACE


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 01:57 AM

I was catalysis once. I never really realized it when I was in the state of being catalysis but I am sure I appreciated the time I was there and feeling blissfully likefull when I was in a catalysis state of mind.
What that has to do with catatonic is up to the interpreter, I suppose.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 01:06 AM

Whew--close call! Three from the bottom, our beloved Mother was. Almost catatonic. I'll just beam her back up to the top.

Zaaapppppp!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Dec 04 - 12:54 PM

I'll just whip out the duct tape. He can join el punkoid in the ladies' loo of the Mudcat Tavern (too) if he doesn't watch his step.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Lt. Commander Montgomery Scott
Date: 19 Dec 04 - 06:29 PM

I'll try ta git this message through agin, but me engines are fast overheatin' an' I dinna know if I kin hold 'em. M'am, I kinna beam him up wi'out damagin' him. I think that ye should set yer phasers on "shake 'n' bake" an' hope fer the best.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Lt. Commander Montgomery Scott
Date: 19 Dec 04 - 06:25 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Dec 04 - 03:59 PM

Beam Little Hawk up, please, Scottie!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Dec 04 - 02:43 PM

Uhura.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Dec 04 - 08:15 AM

Spock is leading Kirk 10 to 3!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 19 Dec 04 - 07:39 AM

Thanks all you cool mudcats: "Open Mike" Has enlightened me with the part of computor unheard of by myself up to now its called "Featured Search" Go figure,,,technology..Stay free and be happy and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year...Kindaloupehackenweez..PEACE.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Dec 04 - 07:22 AM

Betcherboots.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Dec 04 - 01:00 AM

Arise and rise up, Oh Mother of All BS!!

For you have promises to keep, and much BS to sow, before you sleep.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Dec 04 - 01:42 PM

kindaloupehackenweez, have you mistaken this thread as someplace other than the primier place at Mudcat to discuss BS? Get thyself above the line and start a thread (of course, I don't have a clue as to the song you're discussing, so it might be pure BS!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 18 Dec 04 - 01:30 PM

Greetings Cats: Theres a glitch in my plans to learn the song "The Weight" by the "Band"

I have 2 weeks off from my 5-6 day weeks of 12 hour days and made it a priority to learn the song....Except i cant make out some of the words and was hopeing this may be the place where i can get some assistance. Please..??

4th verse, 3rd line
Crasy Chester followed me and he caught me in the fog.
He said I'd-a-picture-it(I'd appreacate it) if you take jack my dog.

I said wait a minute chester no ???????????? to feed the man.

I think it was ment to be "no money to feed the man" but sounds like anything but that, sounds like the word peaceful is used and has me shaking my head (thats putting it mildly) But if you know the missing words and could communicate them. I'd owe ya one, Well ok two, you fine folks still allow me to take up your time and space. And i'll always owe ya one for that, Thank you for your time and space and fellowship. Its greatly appreacated. Have a great day. Peace.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Dec 04 - 11:56 AM

Please don't tell my wife she's permeated my pores. I'll get it treated right away.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Dec 04 - 10:29 AM

We all loves you in like wise m'dear. How could we not, for all the pictures you have painted here of Cosmic Anima permeating the pores of our existence?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 18 Dec 04 - 09:04 AM

Oh what a beautiful morning:

I'd like to share a song i heard from the artist that painted my guitar case lids.(1978). Its done with a Irish Jig style, which goes.
Done about as fast as you can say the words:
C                              F                   G
Come on you jolly jumpers, and listen while i humm, as i relate to
                                    C
you the story of the great american bum.
                                           F
From east to west from north to south like swarms of bees to come.   
   G
He sleeps in the dirt and wheres his shirts thats all dirty and full
   C
of crumbs.
                              F                   G
Early in the morning when the due is on the ground the bum arrises
                               C
from his nest and he gazes all around.
                                             F
From the mountain tops of the rockies to the rockman coast of maine
    G                                     C
i've wounder up to Canada and traveled down again.
                                    F
Oh lady would you be kind enough to give me something to eat,
G                                              C
a piece of bread and butter,, a ten foot slice of meat, woo.
(slow down to a single strum / sign will be &)
                               F/&
I am a bum, a jolly good bum, i live like a royal terk.
    G/&          &
I have much luck, bumming my chuck,
(strum again)            C    G/C/C
God blesses the man who works.

Have a Great Day! For this is, "God's recreation of a new day"       (Dont remember who sang thous words but have it written down somewhere
"Morning has broken" is the first line.???Bewildered as usuall.(oops)

And last night was the last night of work for 2 whole weeks..
1st thing on my agenda is learn to play the song "the weight" by the "Band" and after that going to learn a song i was to have learned for a party a month or so back. Done by the group "WEEN" called "Piss up a rope" and after that "Stone temple pilots" "Plush" (acoustic version) I only know how to play by ear so it could take the whole two weeks. Did i mention i was tone deaf..David Allen Coe has a kitty cat song thats a hit pretty dirty thou. Still love to sing it for people one day soon. They get a kick out of it when he does it.?
Thank you for your time and thats mine. "KEEP ON JAMIN" 2 weeks woo!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 18 Dec 04 - 06:10 AM

Back at ya...REB.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 18 Dec 04 - 03:20 AM

I love you all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Dec 04 - 02:11 AM

Baaaa humbug (late on Friday that's all I can manage!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Dec 04 - 04:15 PM

Well, come ye with me and I shall make ye a fleecer of men.

Oh...never mind, I see you've already got the t-shirt. :D


A


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