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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Aug 14 - 09:17 PM

Ah, what a day it has been! Too bad that HIPPA prevents me from telling you about it.

But as I was saying earlier, there is no frigate like a book. Of course, most books don't shoot cannons at other books.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Aug 14 - 01:19 PM

They are flaccid, thank you. I should post some photos of your cuisine to raise sales...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Aug 14 - 11:24 AM

Gnu and his dietary delicacies, bearded clam with a side of camel toe. Raw, not cooked.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Aug 14 - 09:26 AM

I've cooked a nice, healthy, breakfast for everyone! (Mom's already finished hers.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Aug 14 - 11:26 PM

Mom, you get back up RIGHT NOW!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Aug 14 - 10:24 AM

How are book sales, A?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Aug 14 - 09:52 AM

Perhaps you're a Space Alien and are unaware of it? Take this simple test!

1. Do you have a craving to visit Roswell, New Mexico?

2. Do you have an insider's knowledge of Area 51?

3. If I said "inertialess antigravitic hyperspace drive" would you be able to sketch one from memory?

4. Do you enjoy inserting various probes into people?

5. At night, looking at the stars, do you wistfully sigh, "Third star to the right and straight on 'til morning"?

6. Do you occasionally receive mental messages from the Galactic Overlord?

7. Do you obey them?

8. When you see an attractive human being do you think, "Nice protein!"?

9. Do you consider yourself to be politically liberal or conservative or something else?

10. Are you REALLY certain people landed on the moon? Did you meet them there?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Aug 14 - 01:41 AM

Why do my antenna go up to maximum the instant I hear R say he's been "good"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Aug 14 - 11:04 PM

garnered any palindromic numbers until 51115.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Aug 14 - 11:03 PM

I have not garnered any


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Aug 14 - 11:02 PM

Mom, I have been quite good lately. For example,


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 06 Aug 14 - 09:50 PM

I wish I could do the clam's mating call herein but it's a visual that involves forearms and the words, "Wanna fuck?" Hmmmm... maybe? Ruminate on that. Visualize.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Aug 14 - 07:06 PM

DIcing bearded clams is highly risky, Gnuzer. Suggest you stick to them imported Rocky Mountain oysters.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 06 Aug 14 - 05:47 PM

I make a mean clam chowder. Well, the clams do, I suppose. And the water, milk, flour and corn starch. Well, the onions really do the trick. The fresh spuds (Dog bless America for early spuds) beef it up. I guess all I did was throw it in a pot and boil it. Sniff... I am worthless. I wish I was a clam. At least I'd be tasty.

Bearded clams excluded. It's dicey eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Aug 14 - 03:27 PM

Look who came for a visit! The duckdog must have been attracted by all of that water spreading through town, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Aug 14 - 02:43 PM

Poor Mom. Alone and unl

Quark!


Quark!


Quark! 


Quark!


Quark!


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Quark!





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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Aug 14 - 09:46 AM

Yup, all the low places flooded,including The Legion's missile silos. Guess the preemptive strike on Boise is out for a while, at least until the launch fuses dry out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 14 - 10:37 PM

"Imminent Threat" warning came on my cell phone -- flash floods. Fortunately they didn't affect me, but I don't know about those Down Below.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Aug 14 - 09:25 PM

Jesus H. Christ I am getting tired of waiting for these thunderstorms to get here and move on. I wanna go to bed but I gotta be on deck for Mum in case she freaks out. And, what if the power goes out? Little chance of that but if I am not on deck, well, who wouldn't be on deck for their Mum, eh? This sucks. AHA! A flash of lightning! Please sweet Baby Jesus... get this shit done and over so I can go to bed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Aug 14 - 07:17 PM

Cell phones suck, and my cousin, who was a trucker and used his cell all day on the highway, may not see Xmas. He has been battling a brain tumour for about 4 years. Chemo up the arse... one batch was from Switzerland and he got it because cousin Moira's husband is Dr. Gruber at the NY State School of Medicine. Blue Cross wouldn't pay the $26K unless 4 docs in Moncton said he needed it and they bowed to Gruber on it. Long story short... Rodass (Rodney) is going to die. From a fuckin cell phone. Ahhhh shit... tears cometh again. Sorry for the drama. Just put the cell down and walk away.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Aug 14 - 06:45 PM

Well... if I had done the inspection, Rap, I would have only pointed out that the systems were old. As for the wax... no way to tell during a one-time visual inspection although I did use a non-invasive moisture meter. All in all, I probably would have reported... this is a typical house in this neighbourhood so take yer chances.

I have been sued up the arse by people who think that I should have used my xray vision during a 3 to 4 hour visual inspection. FFS! If I had xray vision, I would have charged a LOT more $$$. I am glad I lost my business because of the fucked up care I received in post-op after the tumor removal in my parotid gland. It also meant NO MORE CELLPHONE. Sorry for yelling. Pet peeve them there cell... electronic leashes. I have a cell. Made one call on it to make sure it worked. Haven't turned it on since. I bought minutes and make sure I top them up and roll them over in case I need the cell in an emergency. I'll bet that pisses Rogers off.... I hope.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 14 - 05:02 PM

When it gets to ten you get to hop off the Wheel at the very next station! How 'bout THEM apples!?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 14 - 05:01 PM

That's what happen when your karma rating hovers around zero. Mine is in the high "good karma" range, nearly up to ten on a scale of one to ten. Rapp is proud he dragged his up to zero and so he should be! But he has a fer piece to go yet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 14 - 03:57 PM

Heat exchanger was shot -- it and the AC were installed in 1986. The water heater has just reached end of life and it happened at the same time the wax seal went bad.

I was gonna call that there feller but didn't have no area code.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Aug 14 - 01:59 PM

I guess so!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Aug 14 - 01:30 PM

Shoulda hired this guy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Aug 14 - 01:01 PM

All of these repairs on the house - is this due to hard living or is it stuff that the inspector should have seen before you even bought it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 14 - 09:58 AM

I wanted ta use them flyin' monkeys fer skeet shootin' but Pat said somethin' about "no way in hell" cuz a them bein' in the house an' all. Well, I got a busy day ahead a me, doin' good an' all. Ya oughta try it sometime, Amos. Doin' somethin' good, I mean. Yer soul gits all shined up an' yer karma drops ta zero.

Fer example, I remembers how good I felt after I run over that kid an' didn't even back up. Nope, I jist kept on goin' cuz it warn't no way arterial blood. Besides, next day he threw a brick through ma front windder. Mebbe I shoulda backed up...well, that's all water under the dam.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Aug 14 - 09:52 PM

Well, getting the flyin monkeys under control is good nough, I spose.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Aug 14 - 09:40 PM

Howdy, y'all!! Had me a heckuva day! And it's rained a bit. Get the flying monkeys under control -- had to get the exterminator in though. After replacing the furnace, the air conditioning, and a water heater last week the ol' checkbook's about empty.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Aug 14 - 12:20 PM

Your bluey didn't work.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 04 Aug 14 - 11:15 AM

"When I Stop Dreaming..."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Aug 14 - 07:56 AM

Happy New Brunswick Day to all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Aug 14 - 01:25 AM

They generally fly up R's butt every time they get a chance, but he tries not to keep them there...

Hey, name two or three of your favorite Louvin Brother songs!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Aug 14 - 01:15 AM

Where are you keeping the flying monkeys?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Aug 14 - 09:07 PM

Today I did some good. Ain't gonna tell what, but Pat and I did good.

The little dog next door is busy destroying the scarecrow. Neither the Tin Man nor the lion is around. This dog looks like the movie's Toto but is named 'Chopper.'


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Aug 14 - 12:14 PM

The boys are apparently still out gambling. MOM, have a hot cuppa tea and I'll scramble you a couple of eggs. We'll call it "Brunch" today.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Aug 14 - 12:44 AM

MOM, check the couch cushions for any spare cash. Stick it in a jar. At least you'll still have that after gnu and the boys loose their shekels gambling.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Aug 14 - 10:41 PM

I am calling down the Eldritch Ones to come and give you good fortune.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'....

Oh, wait. That's the wrong one.

Look, if Cthulu shows up just tell him that he is needed in Sandy Ego. Amos? You might want to take a little trip if Cthulu drops around your neck of the woods. Or just mention that he's needed in R'Iyeh.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Aug 14 - 09:17 PM

I wish you unbounded success, and am sending the Gods of Fortune to smile on you. But I am giving them better directions to your house. :D

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 14 - 06:19 AM

One can opt for $700k cash. There are actually 3 grand prizes worth a lot of coin. In each case, I would opt for the cash. As I bought three tickets for $250, I could win all three. I bought also $50 worth of 50/50 draw tickets which is how I won the gift card. The 50/50 pot is way up there too. I am gonna be rich!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 01 Aug 14 - 09:51 PM

gnu, when you win that new (gnu?) house where will your mum live? You can't leave her, you know. Stop and fink on it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Aug 14 - 09:05 PM

True, Amos, very true.

As my old pal Sam Clemens wrote, "Always acknowledge a fault frankly. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you opportunity to commit more."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Aug 14 - 01:16 PM

gnu, that's why rabbits flee from bears in the woods. Rabbits are cuddly soft.

I had the plumber out Tuesday to fix a leaking toilet (wax seal, wall mount toilet). The furnace & A/C people are here now, as they were yesterday afternoon. There was still water on the floor of my workshop, and guess who needs a new water heater as well?

Hell, it's only money....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Aug 14 - 12:19 PM

"If a writer knows enough about what he is writing about, he may omit things that he knows. The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water."


Ernest Hemingway in a letter to Mom about Rapparree.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Aug 14 - 11:36 AM

Talk about luck! I just read the Jean Coutu weekly flier and swipe is on sale. It's the brand Mum likes - Charmin. That's the stuff that's squeezable soft. She used to prefer Royale, the stuff that's kitteny soft... fluffy white kittens on the package and in the commercials... but, one day I said, "Just like wipin yer ass with kittens." Womenz eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Aug 14 - 10:36 AM

Sounds good, SRS. Ya know that there Hand-in-Hand Dream Lottery for the 2 Moncton hospitals? I won a $50 Jean Coutu Pharmacy gift card! My luck is picking up and surely I will win the $850,000 Dream Home in the Grand Prize Draw.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Aug 14 - 10:08 AM

This August 1 in North Texas is a dreamlike day - heavily overcast and drizzling, with a temperature around 70o. Normally the day would start about 20o warmer and end up in the triple digits. Enjoy the sleeping porch in this kind of weather!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 09:01 PM

At 20:14 ADT.... 106 66 72. Heartbeat that! AND, I am off the blood pressure pills. Cherries. $1.99 a pound in Moncton, NB.ca! GOD BLESS AMERICA!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 31 Jul 14 - 08:37 PM

You're busy dreaming of xmas in July and forgot to give MOM a boost up today.

Remarkable weather right now in Texas - cloudy and in the 70s. It's usually about 30o warmer this time of year.


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