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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Acme 24 Jun 14 - 12:49 PM
Amos 24 Jun 14 - 12:36 PM
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Rapparee 23 Jun 14 - 02:05 PM
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beardedbruce 23 Jun 14 - 11:50 AM
Rapparee 23 Jun 14 - 11:41 AM
Amos 23 Jun 14 - 10:46 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Jun 14 - 12:49 PM

I've seen Bee-dubya-ell in these parts recently. He needs to stop in and say hello to MOM and the gang. Ignore Gluon humping his leg while he chews the fat with LH and Chongo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jun 14 - 12:36 PM

In fact it's a sheer recipe for cacotopia! The old Greeks would say, "There's no eu there!"

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 10:39 PM

It's a nerve-wracking thought, I must admit. Hand Rapp a nuclear football in a briefcase and he's likely to turn around and file it under "N".

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 06:46 PM

If you get elected, will you poll the public on "Who to cruise today?" on a regular basis? Ya know. A pre-emptive democratic strike... or not? Personally, if you get elected, I would suggest a barrage of cruise missiles on our Parliament buildings while they are in full session. Well, maybe not. Maybe just one big one on Harper's residence. Yeah, but, on second thought, put a half dozen on his ass just ta make sure.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 05:06 PM

After your term as Top Dog in the US, can you run for PM here? Or would that be demeaning? I mean, sucking arse of the new US Top Dog, of course... as that's what seems to being going on here these days.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 02:05 PM

Only for Canadians*. For people in the US I only promise to resign as soon as I can and to try not to screw things up to badly before that.






*For them I will also promise some pot in every chicken and potty words in every crossword.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, gnuonlaptop
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 01:37 PM

But, will you promise a chicken in every pot and a crossword puzzle in every potty?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: beardedbruce
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 11:50 AM

" he'll try not to screw things up too badly before that"

THAT would be something new in politics!






Got my vote.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 11:41 AM

The Presidency is next. Unlike Chonga I was born in the US of A, eddicated in the Great Midwest, I'm a disabled American veteran, and I don't (usually) pack a gun. I can play the trumpet somewhat and I eat something besides bananas and termites. My platform will be the same as before:

VOTE RAPPAREE! HE'S ONLY IN IT FOR THE RETIREMENT BENEFITS AND THE MONEY AND WILL RESIGN AS SOON AS HE'S VESTED (and he'll try not to screw things up too badly before that)!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 10:46 AM

Amazing what passes for management anymore!! :D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 11:24 PM

I was in management. I just think 'em up, other people have to make 'em work.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 10:41 PM

That could turn out badly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 08:14 PM

Put a move on her and when cusses at you, put one hand in a pocket (front) and jiggle it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 04:15 PM

Coyote Urine is your friend !!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 03:12 PM

Dog repellant... hmmmm. Is the a little old batshit lady repellant?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 02:28 PM

Or get some dog repellent and spray the post and the edges of your property.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 02:27 PM

Get an eagle and take up falconry. You will find that the eagle's poop will eventually contain strands of hair from a fuzzy little dog.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 12:41 PM

I am reminded of why I can't/don't sing anymore (maybe one line in each verse of a few songs if someone makes me feel bad enough by repeatedly asking me to do so... AMOS) by the fact that my cords are very sore due to cheering World Cup games. You know the little old lady that walks her dog around here, lets it crap and doesn't clean up after it. Yeah, that's the one. Well, yesterday, she was letting her little rat piss on the base of the street light on my front lawn when Costa Rica scored and my two living room windows were open. She had white culottes on so I don't know if I scared her enough for her to join the dog but she started with the yelling, searing and fist shaking... she's rather batshit in the attic.

GO USA! 7PM EST.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 11:21 AM

Thanks, Gary.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 12:31 AM

Set the sails...splice the mainbrace...plot a course for the sun.

Spaw



That's my boy, Spawzer. Go forth, free at last, and stronger than ever.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jun 14 - 01:14 PM

I figger it's okay to copy this here...

I am an emotional person. Yeah... yeah... I know... "No shit, Sherlock." But, I usually suck it up after a wee bit over these kinda things. Not this time. The tears just won't stop when I read the threads. So here is some personal therapy. I hope it comforts someone else. It's Spaw's 2nd or third last post to Nigel's thread.....

Subject: RE: Jane's Rainbow: for all needing support & comfort
From: catspaw49 - PM
Date: 24 May 14 - 09:46 AM

So...............Whatever you can cross, keep crossed.

This is the end of another chemo week and that has always been my lowest point. Made changes in daily meds and diet to better work the balance between the CHF, Intestinal thickening, COD, and the MDS. Today (and this week) I feel better than I have in a couple of years.....and even before the MDS. I look better, have a lot more energy, less O2 demand..went out and ran around yesterday PM and didn't even pack any along....Hard to tell what happens next.

We'll see what the numbers do over the next couple of weeks and know more then. Balancing this crap is a hell of a juggling act and about half of it I know as much about what to do as the Docs. We upped the Lasix but with the water being the best source for stool softeners and the thickening of the intestinal walls, the added Lasix took that water away as well. So I modified my diet. Then I modified the Lasix dosage (okayed by the my cardio guy) to some alternate day dosage levels and things are moving, so to speak.LOL Better yet, there seems to be no fluid at all around my heart....This is serious progress.

Then add that the current chemo has a strong fatigue factor and so is then accompanied by a steroid has obviously helped. I really wanna' see the numbers now....Keep 'em all crossed Folks.

I know, and you should too so there's no confusion, MDS is not curable but I going to buy all the time with Karen I can. While this past year has been great together, there has been far too many 10 day periods of chemo misery and many days spent low in numbers before I can get blood. Nobody my age beats this. Not Nora Ephrom, not Carl Sagan, and not me. But June the 8th is my birthday and my wish is for one more year and especially one where I feel like I do now. Next year I'll repeat that and see how long we can do it!

Sorry, I'm still pissed over the 'Cat but that's just because I do really miss what it once was. Time passes, things change, and as Tom Wolfe wrote, you can't go home again. I'll get over it.......

Hugs once again for the crew here and follow Nigel's good advice: Set the sails...splice the mainbrace...plot a course for the sun.

Spaw

Thanks, buddy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 14 - 09:49 AM

Caught flagranto delictably in a love nest with Randy Ronni, Shame McBride, Hector Ballsworthy, and "Bad" Penny by Ossifer J.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jun 14 - 08:21 AM

I know what ya mean, Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 21 Jun 14 - 03:46 AM

You just can't keep a good woman down, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 10:43 PM

Where are you heaving him? Or her?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 10:21 PM

It's about time you showed up. We're heaving Chonga for dinner.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 09:45 PM

Still at it, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 06:13 PM

The Spaw news saddens me. Later I shall post some first-class BS but I don't have the heart right now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 04:38 PM

And before the impeccable Bookmeister gets on my case concerning mathematics, I would point out that I wrote the words of the last post in perfect truth at the time, as I had not yet posted it, you see.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 04:37 PM

Serious question: Mom only needs 160 more posts to make her next Thousand of posts, a new height of repute and renown. Given how little we have to say and what a paucity of imagination we have demonstrated, do you think it is even possible to acheive this pinnacle of Mudcat fame?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 04:01 PM

Edgar Guest was deep in the shallowest possible way.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 12:08 PM

Ebbie... touché.

GUEST,Mike Yates... "Sorry to disagree! When I submit things to this site I always check for spelling mistakes. There are none when I submit my comments, but there are mistakes when they appears on the sight. Can somebody please explain?"

gnu... When satellites get dirty, some letters stick to the satellite or bounce off sequence. I am presently in search of a long ladder so I can open my own satellite cleaning business.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 12:02 PM

Oddly enough, perhaps, it wasn't the foreignish words I was referring to!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 11:57 AM

Time to pull out the Google translate tool, Ebbie, and give them some of their own medicine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 10:23 AM

Aw Gnu, don't fuchsia yourself! Call on Rapparee!

Ebbie, sniping in foreign tongues is a didactic exercise in semantic profundity. It is to be applauded. The good Rapaire knows I hold him in my heart, as dear as any baccillus.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 10:13 AM

Ef þú veist þögnin þú þarft ekki að óttast óttast.

Ain't said nothin' bad, Ebbie. At least, I haven't. Lately. If you'd like I could do so. I know some zingers in Plattdeutsch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 06:47 AM

The Rose has lost it's blossoms. They levelled but Uruguay unlevelled it. Sniff. I guess I'll have to cheer for Germany and the Netherlands now. But... I had bugs for brekky! Still got three bugs.

7C here at 6:30. 14C tops with showers by late afternoon. Lovely weather! Better than having the AC running yesterday, in the house and in the truck. Tomatoes are in the ground and my back is in the toilet. BTW, the snapdragons are beautiful. Scored a nice hanging pot of pink begonias for $12. Mum said, "Oh, that's NICE! Do you think we have enough now?" Hehehee... wait until Coop gets the shipment of hanging baskets today. Fuschia here I come!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 02:04 AM

Hey! It scares me when two of my favorite guys start sniping at each other. Even if it is in fun, please observe the more delicate feelings of mine. (That's English. Barely.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 12:52 AM

Is é an tsúil go bhfeiceann an eagla go leor eile ar an tsúil ina eagla rialacha.

Or so the ancients have taught me in their profound "Managing Savants 101".

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 14 - 09:01 PM

Mae yn y distawrwydd yr ydym yn dod o hyd i pwy ydym ni a beth rydym yn credu o ddifrif. Am y rheswm hwnnw, mae'r rhan fwyaf ofn tawelwch.

Or so Taliesin told me and I have found it to be true.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Jun 14 - 04:03 PM

Bugs n jugs n World Cup. England is down by 1 on a beeeeeautiful header but The Rose shall prevail. Or get on a plane. Whatever... I got bugs n jugs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jun 14 - 02:53 PM

Ní dhéanann sé a d'aimsigh an Tost úsáid a bhéal chun dreoilíní teaspaigh a mhúineadh; Tá sé a mhúineann dreoilíní teaspaigh mar an ghaoth ag séideadh sna crainn.

He who insults grasshoppers soon loses his fields of wheat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Jun 14 - 01:08 PM

I scored cooked lobsters at $4.99 a pound. Haven't seen that price for YEARS! I saw the sign and the lineup so I caught the fish guy's eye and held up 6 fingers, to which he gave me a thumbs up. An hour later, I retrieved my prize. I'll be crackin bugs within the hour. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Ale, bugs and England v Uruguay on the pitch at 4.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Jun 14 - 11:43 AM

It's about time for Little Hawk to turn up, quoting William McGonagall. Or perhaps we should cultivate a new set of tripe and share some Edgar Guest ditties. For example, in honor of the recent Father's Day:

Father

My father knows the proper way
   The nation should be run;
He tells us children every day
   Just what should now be done.
He knows the way to fix the trusts,
   He has a simple plan;
But if the furnace needs repairs,
   We have to hire a man.

My father, in a day or two
   Could land big thieves in jail;
There's nothing that he cannot do,
   He knows no word like "fail."
"Our confidence" he would restore,
   Of that there is no doubt;
But if there is a chair to mend,
   We have to send it out.

All public questions that arise,
   He settles on the spot;
He waits not till the tumult dies,
   But grabs it while it's hot.
In matters of finance he can
   Tell Congress what to do;
But, O, he finds it hard to meet
   His bills as they fall due.

It almost makes him sick to read
   The things law-makers say;
Why, father's just the man they need,
   He never goes astray.
All wars he'd very quickly end,
   As fast as I can write it;
But when a neighbor starts a fuss,
   'Tis mother has to fight it.

In conversation father can
   Do many wondrous things;
He's built upon a wiser plan
   Than presidents or kings.
He knows the ins and outs of each
   And every deep transaction;
We look to him for theories,
   But look to ma for action.


Damned with faint praise? Evidently he didn't think much of his father.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 14 - 09:49 AM

Idan mutum ya bi hanyoyin daya sami oneself, kamar yadda lalle ne a matsayin wanda zai iya ƙarfafa oneself by gano shirun da kuma cikin ba tare da.

Go, Grasshopper, and seek The Silence.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Jun 14 - 08:41 AM

Because The Truth Is The Poet Just Never Really Knows
Who He Or She Will Touch!

Twice today to his grand surprise
two men stopped him in the street
one he knew barely the other he didn't..
grisly older men
their gray hair deeply entrenched
there was no mistaking they were up in age
they were weather worn
spoke like old time sages
one stepped out of a pub the other caught him
at the bus stop..
The one out of the pub flatly stated:
" I wake in the morning to see what you've written
now I'll ask you to continue "
at the bus stop he was accosted with a question
" where do you find the words and how do you come
to this wisdom "
it all rather unnerved him because the truth is
the poet never really knows who he or she will touch:
or if their words are ever flowery
or strong enough
or if they'll ever be confronted
sometimes pleasant surprises come in small bunches

Clyde A. Wray
June 16, 2014
All Rights Reserved


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jun 14 - 02:20 AM

Roinnt lá a bheidh tú a fheiceáil anuas do mhachnamh féin agus shudder chun teacht ar do anam féin begging maithiúnas, mo dheartháir.

But until then, let the BS roll!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jun 14 - 09:36 PM

Ah, mon vieux Amos, tá tú chomh lán de cac a bhfuil tú súile donn, ach ní bheidh mé a shealbhú go gcoinne tú mé fear fíor ar an mhórbhealaigh.

Pat's doing okay; she goes off for several hours tomorrow for a dog-and-pony show about how to find out about old quilts. Also Friday and Saturday. The doc believes that he got all of the bad stuff out -- and there is an even chance that this was also caused by x-radiation "therapy" she had when she was 7 years old and not by UV. But who knows? It's out, gone, pfft, and there were clean edges all around.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jun 14 - 05:37 PM

Mon cher Rapaire:

I am sorry I have 'urt your feelinz, mon ami, as you know I am always your fran'. But you muss realize 'ow it is you brang dese catastrophic calumnies, 'ow you say, down on your own shouldairz, yes? Zee responsibilitay, she is AVERYting, you zee?

A
Premiere des Voyelles.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Jun 14 - 02:50 PM

Oh, yeah! Rap... how's the boss doin with the surgery n such?


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