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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

gnu 04 Jul 11 - 01:25 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jul 11 - 01:25 PM

A café? For mental meandering? If so, I say, sir, that such mental meanderings include Mom, or, Mum, as I refer to her.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Jul 11 - 01:13 PM

People! This thread is NOT a sentient being of some kind called "Mom". It is a passive repository, a record if you will, of the mental meanderings of a handful of people who have developed the habit of posting on it regularly, plus the odd visitor who drops in now and then. It is akin to a street corner or a table in a cafe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jul 11 - 12:37 PM

MOM! Get up now, please! You're dragging perilously close to the bottom. Here's a BLT. I have fresh homemade bread and garden tomatoes so it's a Primo sandwich.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Jul 11 - 04:54 PM

Yes. Someting like that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 03 Jul 11 - 04:00 PM

No middle c?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Jul 11 - 02:41 PM

There appears to be a slight glith in the communication channels.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Intergalactic Overlord
Date: 03 Jul 11 - 02:14 PM

My Examiners have taken the Rapparree creature and are examining it. The data is not yet complete, but what there is is fascinating. It is like a the harmonics of the highest mathematics, like the vibrations of song. They will complete their studies tomorrow, but data integration will complex and of some duration.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Jul 11 - 11:10 AM

Last time I saw him he didn't have a beard, Little Hawk. Rattle his cage instead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Jul 11 - 10:33 PM

I'm simply pulling Rapparee's beard, as the old saying goes. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 02 Jul 11 - 09:31 PM

Well certainly not Little Hawk! He is not doing anything to ingratiate himself to any of Mother's favorite IDAHOANS!!!!

Benighted? Well!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Jul 11 - 06:58 PM

"brownnosers"

Name one.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Jul 11 - 05:52 PM

It's strictly to be used for Idahoans, a particularly benighted and primitive breed of Homo Sapiens Americanus. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 02 Jul 11 - 04:04 PM

Spudchucker---that's a good one, I'll have to use it sometime. Thanks, LH.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jul 11 - 01:40 PM

...but some are brownnosers.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Jul 11 - 12:19 PM

herring choker

Someone who comes from New Brunswick, Canada. The term is derived from the stereotype that people living in he maritimes only eat fish, herring in particular.

Herring Chokers are not Bluenosers.

(Online dictionary.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Jul 11 - 12:17 PM

Ya fergot about us Herrring Chokers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jul 11 - 12:07 PM

Do narcissists have insight into the negative aspects of their personality and reputation? Using both clinical and subclinical measures of narcissism, the authors examined others' perceptions, self-perceptions, and meta-perceptions of narcissists across a wide range of traits for a new acquaintance and close other (Study 1), longitudinally with a group of new acquaintances (Study 2), and among coworkers (Study 3). Results bring 3 surprising conclusions about narcissists: (a) they understand that others see them less positively than they see themselves (i.e., their meta-perceptions are less biased than are their self-perceptions), (b) they have some insight into the fact that they make positive first impressions that deteriorate over time, and (c) they have insight into their narcissistic personality (e.g., they describe themselves as arrogant). These findings shed light on some of the psychological mechanisms underlying narcissism. (PsycINFO Database Record (c) 2011 APA, all rights reserved)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jul 11 - 10:28 AM

The Beaver speaks, and having spake moves on....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Jul 11 - 01:34 AM

Oh, be quiet, you Spudchucker. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 10:30 PM

Or some Mick or Dutchy or Greaser or Wop or Jap or Chink or Mackerel Snapper or Dunker or Limey or maybe all of them will get together and REALLY kick the crap outa ya. And ya'll deserve it, 'cuz them's my kinda folks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 09:52 PM

Little Hawk reminds me of the guy who was half Polish and half Italian.



He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.


Badabing badabong.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 06:55 PM

Some Hunky or Bohunk will beat the crap outa ya.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 03:36 PM

Yeah, I think he was probably referring to the Jewish one ("kike"). Oh dear, I printed it (within quotes)! What will happen now?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 02:44 PM

Kaffir as a racist term is peculiar to South Africa, mostly. We can only guess which was in Jarvis' COmstockified consciousness but I think the Jewish epithet more probable than the black South African one.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 01:18 PM

The K word is a racial expletive used against Jewish people in the 20th century annals of uneducated racism.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 01:17 PM

Kaffir (racial term): a term for Black Africans. The term was taken from the Arabs, who had used Kaffir to mean someone who was not a believer; in their case, a non-Muslim. Europeans then applied the term to Africans, as unbelievers in terms of the Christian faith.

Online dictionary


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 12:53 PM

You're right - 2006. Jarvis sent the link on his Twitter account, I didn't look at the date, thought it was current. And no, I don't know what the "K-word" is either.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 12:32 PM

The article is four years old. Is this still the FCC's position? Has anyone been prosecuted for calling bullshit?????? My Gawd, where are we going in this blind tizzy of reaction?

There are, as we all know perfectly wel, two broad classes of tizzy. One is the tizzy of excitement, of creative flurry, of enthusiasm. It is high-class and forward looking, a condition where the creative energies of the moment simply outpace the slower processors of analysis, categorization and description. This is, of course, a proper tizzy, also known as a Good Tizzy.

THe other class in general is the reactive tizzy. This is the kind of tizzy that is discolored by fear, uncertainty, moralpretension, false information, distortive misevaluation, and mis-associated consequencesa. It is the tizzy of the extremist, the hater, the panic-monger and the merchant of chaos, the gossip and the hope-wrecker, the pompous self-important generator of false pictures.
This is what is known as the Bad Tizzy, or the DIstructive Tizzy.

I think the latter ought to be given a separate word for a granfalloon of hopeless electrification. I submit "Tizazy" for consideration, a blending of tizzy and craziness. When the hate-spewers and fear-mongers tell you that healthcare equals bankruptcy they are just flogging another ugly tizasy, hoping it will stick to the over-worked trembling soul of the timid.

No more tizazies for me!! I refuse to be terrorized by our domestic merchants of fear. They may take their tizazies and go home.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 11:40 AM

Read the article. What in God's name is "the 'K' word"?????

And why doesn't he mention the dreaded "L" word, the unconscionable "C" word, and the absolutely terrifying and intolerable "Q" word???? ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 11:36 AM

Does Rap know that MOM only drinks (to excess) when he is visiting her?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 11:27 AM

Look, MOM! Journalist Jeff Jarvis defends Bullshit! Way to go!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 11:18 AM

Ah! Sweet and savory! A gourmet breakfast!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 11:14 AM

Good morning, Mother of All Bullshit!! Here is a French chocolate-coated Doughnut on a paper towel. Here is a slightly green banana. I know you will delight in these things. Do not hesitate. You are among friends.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 10:44 AM

Poor old Mom, scared to death down only 5th from the bottom. Ugly thugs wanting to beat her up and steal her Social Security pittance, others best left undescribed who would steal her last drops of muscatel and then cast her aside into the Gutter Of The Forgotten Threads.

WELL! I cared enough to do my very best and she said, "Y-y-a know, yer still (hic!) my fav'it kid (hic!)." She's in bed now, sleeping it off napping, so keep the noise down.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 05:12 PM

Hehehehehee!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 04:00 PM

Q: What Star Wars creature is large and sluglike and wears long dresses and bonnets?

A: Jabba the Hutterite.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 03:25 PM

No no no, it's Intergarlic overload. Too much garlic, not too much lard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 03:11 PM

Intergalactic Overlard? That sounds like some kind of gelatinous ooze, or maybe a pudding of sorts.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 02:52 PM

To know only what is true
Is to open the soul to BS.
Here, knowing only BS,
We open our souls to what is true.
Sound preposterous?
The possibilities are endless.

Lyon Pheryl-Cattes,
Poems My Mother Wouldn't Have Thought Of
Lyttle Bytobuhl, London, 1923


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 12:26 PM

Q.E.D. I said that. I made me say it.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 10:41 AM

Yes, it is. (I made you say that.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jun 11 - 07:13 PM

It is crystal clear, herein, that some self-referential loops are more jejune, obdurate and specious than others.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 11 - 06:59 PM

"Send in the Examiners." Oh, right! I created this "Intergargleatic Overlard" anyway, just as I created everything else. As for Shame and I doing some sort of soul-sharing gig, I'd know about it if it were true. Shame is the result of a bit of undigested applejack I had one evening -- he was created when I got sick to my stomach.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Jun 11 - 05:57 PM

"Oversouled himself" Heh! Heh! ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Jun 11 - 05:43 PM

More like overshoe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jun 11 - 05:30 PM

Hey, Shane!!

Hiya Chongo--how's the simian old thing?

Hangin' in there!! Hyar hyar. Say, ya seen Rapparee? We were do for a showdown of wits.

Oh, him? I heard he emulsified or somp'n

What? Whaddya mean??

He just evaporated one day, pffsssst!! Just like that!! It was his own fault though!

Why? Whaddhe do?

Well, I heard he oversouled himself.

Boddaboing, boddabang!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Jun 11 - 02:58 PM

By the way, I know a man (?) named Shane and he is under the extremely false impression that ALL women desire him! That degree of presumption more or less equals the grandiosity of Rapparee's exaggerated view of himself and his place in the Universe.

Perhaps these two individuals are psychically linked at the Oversoul level! That could explain their instinctive deep antipathy toward one another, as each one finds the reflection of himself in the other to be intolerable.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Jun 11 - 02:48 PM

That is a great comfort. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Intergalactic Overlord
Date: 29 Jun 11 - 01:12 PM

This Raparree creature actually seems to believe that it created everyone and everything. Perhaps it is deluding itself, but perhaps I should send some Examiners to determine the truth of the matter. They can repair self-delusion, but if it is more than that I will have to step in. In the meantime, have courage and continue with your petty lives knowing that I will care for you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 11 - 10:18 AM

Quiet down now, my creations. Don't fight or I'll have to stop thinking of you for a few moments and you know what THAT would mean -- your brief nonexistence. If you doubt this, remember what happened to Martin Gibson.


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