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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Dec 10 - 11:20 PM

I must say it troubles me to hear you say you would enjoy knowing Chongo, when there is no more intimate knowledge than that of AUthorship, I suppose; I know that characters often can take the bit between their teeth and do things you do not think of, but it is never more than the Author has within his own creative wells.

So it seems to me.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Albert Einstein
Date: 16 Dec 10 - 11:12 PM

Don't worry about anything he says. He's just envious of you because you have bodies and he doesn't. He can't fly very well, to tell the truth: he keeps crashing into the cymbals and making one hell of a clang. It's all relative.

Albert Einstein


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Albert Schweitzer
Date: 16 Dec 10 - 11:10 PM

You envy me because I can fly, because I know Joe Bach, and because I can talk with all the dead people up here.

Albert Schweitzer


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Dec 10 - 10:28 PM

Yes. I would actually really enjoy knowing Chongo, and I would find it interesting to know Penelope Rutledge too, though I don't think I could put up with either Veronica R or Winston W-J for very long. As for Shane, I have known peripherally known or at least encountered people just like him. They are much more fun to write about than to put up with in real life!

I envy you your good weather and the apparently harmonious nature of your family connections. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Dec 10 - 10:01 PM

Well, Rapp, if you don't wear boots I don't see how your alter-ego can threaten me wiuth them!!

Little Hawk, I envy you your dramatis personae to some small degree. I am actually glad I don't have to deal with them, but they certainly are entertaining.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Dec 10 - 09:31 PM

Cool list, Amos.

Could you list the stuff you are envious of me for too?

I know it will probably be a very long list... ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Dec 10 - 09:25 PM

A. The only snow around is well up in the mountains.

B. Knowing how to do something is completely different from actually doing it. If potential were reality we'd all have been dead long ago -- or enjoying an earthly paradise, but I'm betting on the first option.

C. I'm wearing Topsiders, not boots.

D. I don't wear dentures.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Dec 10 - 09:12 PM

Oh, I'm sure your right, Rapp, I am jealous of your pure white winter wonderland, your intimacy with methods of exterminating my own species, your opportunities to go dogsledding right outside your own front door, and to hang out with sternly made folks who are much clearer about right versus wrong than anyone west of the Rockies... or maybe it is something else, I can't put my finger on it.

I am not too worried, though, because your boot is already firmly lodged between your dentures...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Dec 10 - 07:01 PM

LISTEN, LITTLE BLOB OF SPIT! I'LL CONTORTION MY BOOT UP YOU...ah, down Sarge. Down, boy!

You're simply jealous of me, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Dec 10 - 12:45 PM

Such a contortionist, who manages to be half extraterrestrial and half in continent.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Dec 10 - 10:34 AM

To be continent and continued....

Besides, it was iced tea and damned cooling, lemme tell ya!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 11:38 PM

I don't know how you can imply any incontinence on my part, Rapp, after you have just wet yourself over a lowly hundredth post.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 09:32 PM

It all depends, LH. It all Depends.

Just ask Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 08:29 PM

He just got a little bit too excited, LH; give him a break. You'll be his age one day.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 08:13 PM

What? That foul odor?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 06:44 PM

It's mine! All mine! Mine, you hear? Mine!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 06:43 PM

Now only two


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 06:43 PM

In only three


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 06:41 PM

Jesus! Exegesis.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 06:31 PM

Well, that's what you get,man...hermeneutics, indeed!! Hermeneutics is the study of interpretation theory, and can be either the art of interpretation, or the theory and practice of interpretation, exegesis, and the like.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 06:29 PM

By products from the cattle at what creek?

"Post-Modern Deconstructive Hermeneutics As Manifested In The Traditional Musical Arts Of North Central Ontario"

"Constructive/Deconstructive Cognitive Processes"

I could go on, but I'm making myself ill.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 05:38 PM

Now, now, my good man...you are sliding inexorably back into rampant, flagrant excesses of classic California babblespeak! That may get you by at Starbucks, but it won't get you by here. No indeed. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 05:29 PM

Or, "The Effect of Partial Culinariated Cognitive and Gnostic Structures on Wide-Area Social Communications in a Centralized Format"

Or, "Byproducts of Non-Complex Ideation on Complex Social Memetic Structures".

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 05:24 PM

Yes. I have thought of doing just that, Amos. ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 03:52 PM

I'm telling ya, LH, you could have a masters' degree in a few months just by collecting your Mudcat diatribes and labeling them "An Analysis and Synthesis of Post-Modern Metaphysical Thought in North America".


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 02:28 PM

LH... you could be rich in no time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 11:04 AM

They'll have to "wrestle it to the floor" first, won't they?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 10:56 AM

They'll probably call security, who will soak it in a bucket of water before taking it out to some field and detonating it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 10:54 AM

MOM! I'm ready for the office party, and I used cut-out letters from the newspaper to put my co-worker's name on her gift. I hope they don't pull out the DNA kit and check the tape, I'm sure I left a fingerprint.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Dec 10 - 05:56 AM

Ha! As if anyone would pay you! ;-)





Hey...waiiiiit a minute...! Are...are you saying I could actually make money by just babbling on....





Whoa!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 10 - 10:55 PM

Amazing; I had forgotten what it was like to get social credit for babbling on endlessly about things. Now I do it for free!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Dec 10 - 07:33 PM

Good for you! And how is that third one looking? Moonglow has been scribbling away for days on papers. I hope she'll come up for air one of these days and come for a visit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 14 Dec 10 - 07:26 PM

Yay! Not only did I just turn in the second of three huge projects just now, but I also landed serendipitously on this palindrome!

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 10 - 05:17 PM

Don't make me repeat myself again, he reiterated...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Dec 10 - 03:34 PM

That recurs to me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 10 - 03:26 PM

"Groundhog Day", the film, has become a term of common parlance in the American idiom, Rap. You need to stay minimally current--say, at least up to 1990. It refers to the exisatentialist sense of deja vue, all over agai,n repeated redundantly, through multiple iterations of recurrence.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Dec 10 - 02:32 PM

Jeepers, Rap! I was GONNA watch that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 10 - 02:18 PM

I wouldn't know. I assume you're referring to the film but I haven't seen it. The last film I saw was "The Great Train Robbery" where the guy shot at you at the end of the film.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Dec 10 - 01:12 PM

Hey, Amos...drop and give me 3600! ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 10 - 11:57 AM

Rapp,

That's a lovely picture for one afternoon. When you add in Groundhog Day re-runs, it loses its charm.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 10 - 10:50 AM

From a times article on life in Creede, Colorado in the dark of winter:

"Creede is not quite the end of the world, but you can see it from here," said Richard Brown, 63, who was born and raised here and worked 26 years in the silver mine until it closed in the mid-1980s.


It gives me quiet satisfaction to see the deep vein of American ironic humor is still running true below the surface.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 10 - 10:48 AM

Ah, motherhood! Apple pie, Old Glory, the Fourth of July, the boys marching home while young ladies smile and wave and throw flowers, a Nash in the garage, 2.5 children playing baseball in the yard...all the things that make America great! Only a filthy atheist pervert commie would think otherwise.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Dec 10 - 12:54 AM

MOM, the young man I picked up at the airport is looking good, and I've learned about how his semester went. And as with his father, he rises to the challenge of something needing repair (puts them in a great mood), so he's in working on the computer I rebuilt. I got the basics in, the new hard drive installed, lots of software, the firewall and security, and now he's trying to get the audio drivers installed. I thought this computer was already making noise, but apparently not.

I've also made his favorite breaded chicken strips. The extras are in the fridge for lunch. As is the way with most mothers, we know a shortcut to our children's hearts. It is through their stomachs, and we don't hesitate to exploit that cheat. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Dec 10 - 09:33 PM

Well, if yer going out in 100 kph winds, do me a favor and use a lifeline...BEFORE YOU GO OUT!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 10 - 09:18 PM

Well, the revolver is back from the warranty work.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 10 - 09:16 PM

Pishposh. It's 46F and winds are all but dead calm.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Dec 10 - 09:00 PM

The gusts are nearing 100kph now... I can hear them whipping the pines out back. Almost time for a walk in the fresh air. What are ye lad blathreing on about? Mum Nature is calling... go for a walk.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 10 - 08:38 PM

You'd be surprised at people's reaction when you use the command voice. They really do do what you tell them, probably because they're not used to being aggressively yelled at, with the voice coming from the diaphragm and the speaker being obnoxious. I've all but knocked people down using it. Turns out there's a form of martial art that uses only the voice as a "weapon."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Dec 10 - 07:19 PM

Yeah, I had a command voice, too, back when I ruled the bridge, and it was a fine thing to have under the circumstances. But I won't use it on you. The cost-benefitr ratio is all wrong...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Dec 10 - 06:07 PM

The last time I told Amos to drop and give me 25, he gave me 2500 words instead... ;-D


(And some of them were words you will not hear used by mere ignorant rabble. No sir! There were one or two really arcane ones I even had to look up to be quite sure of their meaning. I have since added them to my own repertoire and I use them to reduce verbal opponents to stunned stupefaction.)


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