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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Janie 10 Jan 09 - 05:08 PM
Rapparee 10 Jan 09 - 05:01 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Jan 09 - 04:30 PM
Janie 10 Jan 09 - 03:59 PM
Acme 10 Jan 09 - 03:56 PM
Janie 10 Jan 09 - 03:42 PM
Rapparee 10 Jan 09 - 03:35 PM
Little Hawk 10 Jan 09 - 01:00 PM
Amos 10 Jan 09 - 12:45 PM
Acme 10 Jan 09 - 12:45 PM
Acme 10 Jan 09 - 11:56 AM
Rapparee 10 Jan 09 - 10:57 AM
VirginiaTam 10 Jan 09 - 10:52 AM
MMario 10 Jan 09 - 08:48 AM
Acme 09 Jan 09 - 05:21 PM
Amos 09 Jan 09 - 03:17 PM
Amos 09 Jan 09 - 02:48 PM
Acme 09 Jan 09 - 11:05 AM
Amos 09 Jan 09 - 09:44 AM
Rapparee 09 Jan 09 - 08:52 AM
Amos 08 Jan 09 - 08:55 PM
Little Hawk 08 Jan 09 - 06:07 PM
MMario 08 Jan 09 - 03:10 PM
Amos 08 Jan 09 - 02:56 PM
Little Hawk 08 Jan 09 - 01:48 PM
MMario 08 Jan 09 - 01:40 PM
Acme 08 Jan 09 - 01:23 PM
MMario 08 Jan 09 - 11:57 AM
Amos 08 Jan 09 - 11:54 AM
Little Hawk 08 Jan 09 - 11:54 AM
MMario 08 Jan 09 - 11:41 AM
Amos 08 Jan 09 - 11:29 AM
Little Hawk 08 Jan 09 - 11:21 AM
MMario 08 Jan 09 - 11:20 AM
Amos 08 Jan 09 - 11:17 AM
Little Hawk 08 Jan 09 - 11:05 AM
MMario 08 Jan 09 - 10:13 AM
Acme 08 Jan 09 - 10:09 AM
Acme 08 Jan 09 - 01:28 AM
Rapparee 07 Jan 09 - 03:17 PM
Amos 07 Jan 09 - 03:13 PM
Little Hawk 07 Jan 09 - 02:13 PM
Rapparee 07 Jan 09 - 01:32 PM
Amos 07 Jan 09 - 01:07 PM
Rapparee 07 Jan 09 - 12:56 PM
MMario 07 Jan 09 - 10:56 AM
Rapparee 07 Jan 09 - 09:01 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 05:08 PM

Dunno about that. Were the cats observing themselves or was the environment observing them?

Besides, one of them, (the invisible one), is named Quark.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 05:01 PM

"Erwin Schroedinger! You stop teasing the life out of that poor cat, you hear me?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 04:30 PM

Those obviously weren't Schroedinger's cats.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 03:59 PM

Yes, but will also explain the color appendage?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 03:56 PM

I bet Amos has a good string theory to address that collar appendage.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 03:42 PM

While I was in New York last week, they had a big windstorm here that apparently blew many random traces from all over out my yard. I was pretty worried and had spent the past several days scouring the neighborhood, looking for them in all my spare time, but I didn't see nary a one, nor did they come when I called.

This morning, though, the wind started up again, and now they are all back, every single one of them. Imagine that!

The wind also blew Gluon back up that wormhole in the old oak stump down by the ditch. Unfortunately, as soon as he emerged he was beset by three of the neighborhood cats, and had jump right back down that hole again. None of the cats followed. I got a good enough look at him to see there was still a bit of string attached to his collar. Other than the fact that he glowed with a weird purple aura, he seemed to be fine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 03:35 PM

...AND Mr. McGargle and The Sweet Singer Of Michigan.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 01:00 PM

Yes. Either that or you need a complete understanding and appreciation of the collective works of William Shatner...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 12:45 PM

If she comes back, I recommend she play MOAB Random Darts with the page numbers up above. If her psychic Karma is in good nick she will soon understand the Entire Zeitgeist of the MOAB!! But you need a powerful karma capable of running over every dogma it sees.


AS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 12:45 PM

So now there is another little response to MOAB thread going. I guess that is the price of staying in business for so long.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 11:56 AM

Clearly Virginia Tam stumbled in to MOAB without reading the owner's manual. It's never pointless. There may be no point, but that is something altogether different.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 10:57 AM

You don't say, you just be.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 10:52 AM

WTF? Now I have finally found my way into this thread, what do I say?


I had no water for coffee this morning. Mains were frozen somewhere learing up to the flats. Had to go to ASDA to buy water for coffee. Too late. I now have coffee withdrawal headache which even Klatchian coffee would not ease.

Oh PHUG! What's the point. I won't be back.. I don't often have pointless BS to say that isn't at least fit in some way for other threads.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 10 Jan 09 - 08:48 AM

Here you are MOM;

A nice tray of breakfast. I can't believe it's been over 15 hours since anyone checked in with you! What are they thinking of?

It just goes to show you that despite All their whinging about not letting you fall, they don't really care; not the way Stilly and I do. Or Janie. they just hang around because you give them free food and gas money.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Jan 09 - 05:21 PM

No aard critters around here, but I can offer up a possum, playing possum. Saw it this afternoon when I stopped to buy a lotto ticket. His number was obviously up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jan 09 - 03:17 PM

The Aardvarks of Mudcat!--over 300 of them!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jan 09 - 02:48 PM

For all the aardvarks on Mudvark.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Jan 09 - 11:05 AM

And buy coffee.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jan 09 - 09:44 AM

Omigod!! Really??


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jan 09 - 08:52 AM

Bill quit. Now he just collects money to give away through his foundation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 08:55 PM

You may want to have a copy of IE handy for the occasional website that Firefox won't work on--they are few, but annoying. It's part of Bill's Master Strategy to fail at taking over the world.


S


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 06:07 PM

You should have attempted to sell them back a bottle of your urine later at half price...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 03:10 PM

If I hadn't already taken a couple of good swigs of the coffee I would have left it sitting there. I was shocked.

Almost as badly as I just was by Amos' pun.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 02:56 PM

It musta been the water, Man of Emms; there's no grounds for such high charges! :D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 01:48 PM

What????????????? That's incredible.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 01:40 PM

I picked up a cup of coffee at a quik-fill the other day. I was on my way to a gig; wanted something so got the coffee and a donut. The donut was 76 cents. I got a 16 oz coffee (self serve from a carafe that probably wasn't very fresh). My bill?

$8.53

Even w/ NY state taxes, that means over $7 for the coffee!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 01:23 PM

I don't use 'em, I'm a tea drinker. For the price they charge for a cup of hot water and a tea bag I could buy a whole box of tea bags.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:57 AM

"local coffee house"? I've heard of those....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:54 AM

ANy town that has had its local coffee house swallowed up by a Starbucks knows that ain't so.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:54 AM

Well, it's a state of mind, y'know... ;-) There are some people who can Californicate practically anywhere, and Amos is one of them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:41 AM

Purists maintain that Californication cannot be achieved over three miles outside the state boundaries; though there are holdouts for 200 miles.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:29 AM

Yeah, but nobody enforces that law. You guys think you're pure and separate but the truth is, you're being Californicated every day.

S


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:21 AM

Californication is illegal in Ontario.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:20 AM

That sounds pretty good except for the protien powder portion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:17 AM

I had a Californicator's Dream Smoothie from my secret recipe: blended fruits, orange juice, protein powder and two raw eggs. Yummm!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 11:05 AM

Is he still performing? Funny, I didn't figure him for your type at all, Mario.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 10:13 AM

I had meatloaf this morning.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 10:09 AM

Too late, breakfast is over, they're all gone.

They were good!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Jan 09 - 01:28 AM

Blueberry muffins are out now, cooling for breakfast. You can each have ONE -- leave the rest for breakfast!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 03:17 PM

The chef says, "You're welcome."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 03:13 PM

Rapaire:

What a positively brilliant adaptation. My compliments to the Chef!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 02:13 PM

Boy, that swordplay was something to see, wasn't it? Fortunately we all have at least nine lives. Well, rolling along to the next chapter, I guess.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 01:32 PM

Oh, this is the place where the high schoolers gather,
With Trojans and Durex and some parts battened down;
All sizes and figures with old lines and jiggers,
They congregate here on the teen spawning ground.

Some are workin' their jiggers while others are liein',
Some try standin' up but there's more lyin' down;
While all kinds of fun, kisses, and tricks are begun
As they wait for a "YES!" on the teen spawning ground.

There's jocks of all ages and nerds in the bargain;
There's senior Bill Cave and there's frosh Raymond Brown,
There's redheaded Bevvy in the back of a Chevy,
Ready for Tom on the teen spawning ground.

There's kids from the High School and some from the college,
In all kinds of motorcars, green, red and brown;
Right yonder is Bobbi and with her is Nobby,
They're kissy-face here on the teen spawning ground.

The man with the cop car is Officer Steele;
He's gettin' well up but he's still pretty sound.
His siren and red light will make all of them take flight
Whenever he's out on the teen spawning ground.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 01:07 PM

Providing high schoolers with spawning grounds has always been a recipe for disaster. Fish, on the other hand, seem to manage it better, probably because they can juggle spawning and school without going insane.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 12:56 PM

Well, if the spawning grounds have been in such trouble all this time where have the high school kids been going?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 10:56 AM

My home town is putting in a new herring run (fish ladder) between the upper spring fed pond (originally a small lake in a glacial pothole, enlarged by damming) and the lower pond (formed likewise by damming of the stream from the upper pond. The old one has been defunct for close to 40 years and they finally realized that this has halved the size of the spawning grounds for the herring. and they wonder why the population has dropped.

Of course originally there was a lot less spawning area, because the upper (originally only) pond was only about half the size it has been for the last couple hundred years, and the lower pond didn't exist at all until sometime in the 1600's; but so many other spawning grounds have been destroyed I guess they feel they need to recoup this one. And since they can, yes, it is a good thing.


Of course - what could have been done with a few bags of sackrete in the 1960's is now going to cost the town and state about 60 thousand - but that's progress, right?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 09:01 AM

Oh, my swordwork, while always fatal, is always bloodless. As for being dead I remind you of the old Irish song

"...Now we're all alive again, for we are the Irish...."

I'm IBM, so it works for me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 Jan 09 - 05:53 AM

MOM says that if anyone drips blood on the carpet they are grounded and won't get off grounding until Sonya Henning stars in Hell - whatever that means....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 11:28 PM

NOT the armpit stab--that just looks SO awful.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 09 - 11:14 PM

Well of course, but it is quite the reverse. We are both alive, and you are merely a hant.


A


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