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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 26 Jul 08 - 11:28 PM
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MMario 25 Jul 08 - 01:24 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jul 08 - 11:28 PM

Those are called priapism, Rapaire.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jul 08 - 10:26 PM

I have projections whenever I stand up or lay down. Some of them are permanent.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jul 08 - 08:03 PM

Why would Mom want to project something like us?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Jul 08 - 03:43 PM

No, we are.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jul 08 - 03:27 PM

IS Mom a projection?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jul 08 - 02:18 PM

Good heavens, Mom! We turn our backs for just a little tiny moment and I find you nearly at the bottom, between Ghanaian sweets and smoking a White Horse folk festival! And you're all covered in...well, you're a fright! Here, go take a nice warm bath and have some lunch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jul 08 - 04:06 PM

Who knows when/where, or even if/or? You know it's hard to tell with Gluon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jul 08 - 02:40 PM

Hey!! When did Gluon's maternal eigenstate sheaf coalesce into an actual reproductive vector?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Jul 08 - 01:24 PM

And when a duck-dog licks you there is a possiblity that one either stays licked or were never licked at all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Gluon (and pups)
Date: 25 Jul 08 - 01:21 PM

Quark!


Slobber!


Whimper! 



Quark!


Drool!


Quark!


Whimper!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Jul 08 - 10:33 AM

Sit where you are and my puppy Poppy will come commiserate with you. She loves for someone to sit still so she can wiggle and cuddle and she'll lick your wounds. The dog hair will wash out, and the slobber isn't industrial strength like Cinnamon comes up with. When a pit bull licks you, you stay licked.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jul 08 - 10:21 AM

I am so sorry, Rapaire. I know my Acts of Will sometimes get a little zingy, causing spiritual perturbations in the aether in regions far beyond my normal mortal sphere of influence. I just didn't know you were in the line of fire. Oh, God, I feel like Dick Cheney!! I promise never to beam a psychic impulse in your direction again ever!!


...Welll....



Hardly ever.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jul 08 - 09:32 AM

I didn't bang into the dresser. I got to the charleston/hornpipe part and fell down the steps, all thirteen of them. I tried to grab the rope on my way down but the trapdoor opened and I missed it.

Oh, man!, am I bruised, sore, mictruated, stiff, lacerated, macerated, fractured, cut, and generally debilitated. And it's all Amos' fault.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Jul 08 - 12:13 AM

But don't bang into the dresser when you do! The room is small.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 11:27 PM

Just do the Murdoch Moor until you start to feel the chimig start up, and then jump in. Simple!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 10:55 PM

I want to know how to "chimig in". It sounds like the sort of perverted thing a SoCal native would do and it might be fun.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 09:18 PM

It certainly is a lovely number.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 06:59 PM

But most of all, I'm glad that Mom
Made Twenty-four K, six!


Winfred Donuthole
Songs from a Silver Diner


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 06:58 PM

I'm glad for Still and Leedle Hack,
And Rapaire's dirty tricks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 06:57 PM

I'm glad we're all still chimig in,
And each has got his licks....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 06:52 PM

Interesting definition, Sir Paire. I can only assume you derived it from your own experiments?

A Ritchie County, West Virginia farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the door. A young boy about 9 years old opened the door.

'Is yer Dad home?' the farmer asked.

'No sir, he ain't,' the boy replied. 'He went into town.'

'Well,' said the farmer, 'is yer Mom here?'

'No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad.'

'How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?'

'He went with Mom and Dad.'

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.

'Is there anything I can do fer ya?' the boy asked politely.

'I know where all the tools are if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad.'

'Well,' said the farmer uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant.'

The boy considered for a moment. 'You would have to talk to Pa about that' he finally conceded.   'If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets fer Howard.'


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 06:17 PM

It's not REAL depravity unless worms are involved.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 06:08 PM

Indubitably, my good chap. Indubitably.

Haven't you always wanted to be a mustachioed British gent clad in an expensive smoking jacket and wearing a monocle, who opens his study doors only to find several complete strangers of both genders entangled in a mass of nude and palpitating bodies on his priceless Persian rug, clearly engaged in what is politely referred to as "group coition"...upon which said gent's jaw drops to the floor in utter gobsmacked outrage, and he utters these undying words:

"WHAT...IS....THE MEANING OF THIS????!!"

I know I have. ;-D

I love those sort of scenes. The confrontation of stuffy old class and tradition with total, absolute license and depravity.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 04:52 PM

Takeout-on-Fishanchips, Brewshire, Brassex, eckshually...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 04:41 PM

Wherever he went, they need to revise and update the curriculum.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 04:32 PM

Naw, he went to Takeout.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 03:53 PM

I think he went to Eatin or Harlot.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 03:44 PM

The Old School, then, I would have to guess, subscribes to the categorical imperative that ideals must be based on force. ANd I thought PLato was old!! His school is 20th century compared to the neanderthal version.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 02:35 PM

Teribus is, obviously, Old School.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 01:26 PM

I'm not "T-buddy", Teribus is "T-buddy". Now there is a serious case of having some burning issues.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 01:19 PM

Yours may be a more burning issue than mine, T-buddy.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 11:54 AM

Keeping abreast of all those burning issues, are we?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 10:20 AM

T-cups, like T-ball, are intended for the pre-pubescent training set.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 09:19 AM

Why are T cups so small and the others so big?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 11:26 PM

No, and I haven't noticed any bags under my eyes, either.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 11:04 PM

That would be a steep price, darjeeling; perhaps you've been under a strain?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 10:47 PM

I'm going to get T-ed off by this banter if you don't put it on ice pretty soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 09:16 PM

I have not complained, have I? Has Little Hawk? Has Stilly? Has anyone??

"The guilty man flees when no one pursueth."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 08:12 PM

So... it was far fettched!! SO???? So, what--everybody runs off until Mom calls allie-allie-in-free?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 04:51 PM

Well, either you or the thing you pekoe at is ptobably an ass anyway, if not both.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 03:26 PM

Not if you take a little pekoe first, Amos. Prevents you from making an assam of yourself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 03:19 PM

Some people will do anything ferment; others are fonder of chamomile. It's enough to turn an Earl gray. Or at least send him to an earl-y grave.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 08:35 AM

It takes longer to ferment if you put it in the refridgerator....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 11:20 PM

I prefer the lovely red color to come from the grapes. This batch (next to the beer purely for scientific reasons--perspective, you know) hadn't been filtered yet. It was made into jelly last week over at a friend's house. I have another smaller batch of juice in there now so I can show my son how jelly is made.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 10:53 PM

Oh fer...look. A bit of powdered magnesium, some powdered aluminum, a touch of potassium perchlorate, maybe some strontium nitrate for a lovely red color, sprinkle liberally on the poison ivy, drop a lit match.... But do it when the wind is blowing away from your house since the smoke for poison ivy carries the irritant. Don't make your house unlivable -- annoy the neighbors.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 10:44 PM

The red wine creepeth as evening under my poor senses,
And brings on an eventide of the spirit; so
Are the posts of the Mother delayed, slowed and dulled,
Until another sun showeth their truer lights abroad.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 08:18 PM

Grape Day in the Morning!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 06:08 PM

Well in that case. . . but you'd better bring a cooler for your beer, that is, if you're planning to make an evening of the event. The creek next to the grape and poison ivy tree is probably 90 degrees by now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 05:59 PM

Oh, well, you harvest the grapes first, you see. Then transplant the grapevines (and the pit bulls) temporarily to a safe location. Then blow the poison ivy to kingdom come.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 05:09 PM

Besides, you'd blow the grapes to kingdom come. No point in doing that.


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