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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Acme 28 Jun 08 - 02:41 PM
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Amos 28 Jun 08 - 12:22 PM
Rapparee 28 Jun 08 - 10:33 AM
Acme 28 Jun 08 - 01:56 AM
Amos 27 Jun 08 - 11:31 PM
Little Hawk 27 Jun 08 - 05:26 PM
Amos 27 Jun 08 - 04:41 PM
Little Hawk 27 Jun 08 - 04:34 PM
Rapparee 27 Jun 08 - 03:56 PM
Little Hawk 27 Jun 08 - 02:31 PM
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Little Hawk 27 Jun 08 - 09:51 AM
Rapparee 27 Jun 08 - 09:22 AM
Amos 27 Jun 08 - 03:08 AM
Acme 26 Jun 08 - 11:57 PM
Rapparee 26 Jun 08 - 11:24 PM
Little Hawk 26 Jun 08 - 09:45 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Jun 08 - 02:41 PM

Amazing that those two haven't long since discovered the comfortable back porch here at the MOAB establishment.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Jun 08 - 02:15 PM

In other news, Martin Guitar has just released their next Great American Instrument, the "Click and Clack Tappett Brothers -- Don't Drive Like My Brother Bluegrass Guitar". It's a winner. See the "Car Talk Today" thread of this date for a YouTube link to listen to the Brothers playing "Good Ole Mountain Dew" in fine bluegrass style.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Jun 08 - 12:22 PM

Don't take much...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jun 08 - 10:33 AM

What a name for a pop song: "Who let the skeeters in?"

Dang, I'm a-gonna be famouser!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Jun 08 - 01:56 AM

Mom, stay comfortable out here on the sleeping porch tonight. Good thing you had the boys replace the mesh to keep the mosquitoes out!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jun 08 - 11:31 PM

Thanks...I stole it....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jun 08 - 05:26 PM

LOL!!!

Nice alternative version of Appomatox, Amos. Being somewhat of a Southern sympathizer in some ways, I like it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jun 08 - 04:41 PM

Shultz helped the commander of the Northern armies in the field to find his clothes. "Where's my other sock?" demanded Grant. Shultz began to look around for it. The General walked uncertainly to a table and poured a drink from a bottle. "I don't think it wise to drink, sir," said Shultz. Nev' mind about me," said Grant, helping himself to a second, "I can take it or let it alone. Didn' ya ever hear the story about the fella went to. Lincoln to complain about me drinking too much? 'So-and-So says Grant drinks too much,' this fella said. 'So-and-So is a fool,' said Lincoln. So this fella went to What's-His-Name and told him what Lincoln said and he came roarin' to Lincoln about it. 'Did you tell So-and-So was a fool?' he said. 'No,' said Lincoln, 'I thought he knew it.'" The'General smiled, reminiscently, and had another drink. ""That's how I stand with Lincoln," he said, proudly,

The soft thudding sound of horses' hooves came through the open window. Shultz hurriedly walked over and looked out. "Hoof steps," said Grant, with a curious chortle. "It is General Lee and his staff," said Shultz. "Show him in," said the General, taking another drink. "And see what the boys in the back room will have." Shultz walked smartly over to the door, opened it, saluted, and stood aside.

General Lee, dignified against the blue of the April sky, magnificent in his dress uniform, stood for a moment framed in the doorway. He walked in, followed by his staff. They bowed, and stood silent. General Grant stared at them. He only had one boot on and his jacket was unbuttoned.

"I know who you are," said Grant.'You're Robert Browning, the poet." "This is General Robert E. Lee," said one of his staff, coldly. "Oh," said Grant. "I thought he was Robert Browning. He certainly looks like Robert Browning. There was a poet for you. Lee: Browning. Did ya ever read 'How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix'? 'Up Derek, to saddle, up Derek, away; up Dunder, up Blitzen, up, Prancer, up Dancer, up Bouncer, up Vixen, up -'".

"Shall we proceed at once to the matter in hand?" asked General Lee, his eyes disdainfully taking in the disordered room. "Some of the boys was wrassling here last night," explained Grant. "I threw Sherman, or some general a whole lot like Sherman. It was pretty dark." He handed a bottle of Scotch to the commanding officer of the Southern armies, who stood holding it, in amazement and discomfiture. "Get a glass, somebody," said Grant, .looking straight at General Longstreet. "Didn't I meet you at Cold Harbor?" he asked. General Longstreet did not answer.

"I should like to have this over with as soon as possible," said Lee. Grant looked vaguely at Shultz, who walked up close to him , frowning. "The surrender, sir, the surrender," said Corporal Shultz in a whisper. "Oh sure, sure," said Grant. He took another drink. "All right," he said. "Here we go." Slowly, sadly, he unbuckled his sword. Then he handed it to the astonished Lee. "There you are. General," said Grant. "We dam' near licked you. If I'd been feeling better we would of licked you."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jun 08 - 04:34 PM

Good point!

Yes, I think we will take precisely that approach on this one.

So he drinks a little for relaxation now and then. So what? Chongo Chimp will never back down and he'll get the job done! You think McCain is tough? Ha! Our boy Chongo chews nails for breakfast and cleans up the bad side of town with tommygun a-blazin'. He makes Schwarzennegger look as soft and out of shape as the Pillsbury Dough Boy. He has locked eyes with Clint Eastwood over shot glasses of whisky and never blinked once.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jun 08 - 03:56 PM

Well, you know what Lincoln said when folks complained that Grant drank....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jun 08 - 02:31 PM

It was clearly an injudicious remark which I will have to retract.

Sheesh. More damage control...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jun 08 - 01:18 PM

You relaize you have just ruined his campaign, now, LH? The straight whiskey story will be all over the blogs, 24 hours max, the NEw York Times will insert a bit on it, and he'll have to fire you as his campaign director. But without you, no hologram, all up in smoke. Nice push, man, as they say on the street.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jun 08 - 01:02 PM

Oh, I wash 'em down with Everclear.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jun 08 - 09:51 AM

You should do what Chongo does. Straight whiskey, and lots of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jun 08 - 09:22 AM

I'm taking nothing other than the pills I usually take: Oxycontin, Vicodin, Codeine, Morphine, Hydrocodone and a soupcon of aspirin.

Nothing, really, you know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jun 08 - 03:08 AM

From his recent posts the answer seems clear.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 11:57 PM

Rap, are you taking powerful narcotic drugs to counter the excruciating pain of your surgery, or will you tough it out self-medicating down at the Legion Hall?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 11:24 PM

Because my perfect genetic makeup has been kept secret, that's why. As for the other things you mention -- why do you think that they are faults of some sort? Or have you bought into the Neocons' idea of Nietzche's Superman?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 09:45 PM

"a little behind in the Game Plan"

That's putting it mildly. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 09:37 PM

Well, KH, perfection does not arrive just by wishing, you see. You have to earn it with hard work, preferably for an international corporation where you can work your way up the ladder to Success! I am sorry to say, you are a little behind in the Game Plan, dude. Maybe you should join the Peace Corps or the Moutnies and see if you can jigger up a work-around.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 09:32 PM

I don't unnerstan' , man!   IF your genetic pattern is so damn perfect how come you're getting paunchy and nearsighted and gray-haired an' all like that? And how come there isn't a long line of demanding women at your door trying to talk Pat into letting them have a go at you in order to capture that perfection in their perfervid little reproductive channels, huh? Answer me that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 09:31 PM

LLOL!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, Christ, you had me in stitches here, Amos. Darn near fell off my chair that time. ;-D

Yup, that's me. I'll do anything for middle-class approval. Anything! My one dream is to live a life similar to the people on that old show "Father Knows Best". I need a devoted wife, 3 cute kids who are in the Scouts, a nice house in the suburbs, a pipe to smoke, and a dog to bring me my slippers. What the hell happened???


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 08:26 PM

I have a hole in my right leg now. Some of my precious blood leaked out, too. It's all part of the government plot to clone my perfect genetic pattern.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 08:22 PM

And in passing, congratulations to BeeDubyaEll for a smashing capture of the 24K200 th post.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 07:53 PM

Oh, L:ittle Hawk, you are SUCH a liar!! What is it about middle-class approval that makes you so desperate for it that you to divorce yourself from reality? You know perfectly well Chinga is the sailor's friend the length and width of Wells Street.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 07:44 PM

Okay. I thought there might have been a Bonobo in the woodshed or something.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 07:38 PM

Amos has been spreading false rumors about that for a long time. He claims that Chongo has a sister called Chinga. A gross lie! Chongo does have two sisters, but neither one is called Chinga. One, Bonita, is still in Africa. The other one, Ruthie, emigrated to Holland and works there in a beauty salon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 07:22 PM

Wait... Chongo has a nympho sister? I totally missed that one. Guess I need to spend less time doing productive things and more time wasting my life away on The Mudcat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 07:09 PM

I am bemused at Rapaire's projections--especially since he is just acting out my earlier accusation toward him!!! But ladies and gentleman (one of you, I am sure, will take the label rightfully or otherwise) I assure you that I am neither right-wing, nor a nut, nor a case. I am part -- a small part, to be sure -- of the solution, not the problem; I come from all ends of each spectrum, and I am probably more of a mammal than a nut or a vegetable.

But, please, don't ket the truth get in your way, rave on, rave on. Between this and Chongo's nympho sister and Rapaire's venerally dysfunctional Legion, the MOAB is more fun than day time television!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 05:37 PM

It's the gun belt that you cinch, and the guns are in it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 04:28 PM

just wondering how one would cinch a pearl-handled gun anywhere, let alone around the waist?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 04:00 PM

Fah Kyu. A name that was honored throughout the length and breadth of pre-Communist China.

Yet when the American general arrived, no respect was shown to that highly esteemed name by the ignorant round eyes!

The cigar smoking American general swaggered up with his pearl-handled pistols tightly cinched around his fat belly and barked at the Chinese guards at the front gate to the warlord's citadel, "Who's in charge around here?"

"Fah Kyu!" they said.

And that's when the trouble started....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 03:27 PM

Okay, Stilly.

Mom, Amos is a nut case.

There. How's that?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 03:19 PM

Saying it over and over and over and louder and louder won't make it so.

Unless you're Dubya, and have all of those resources at your beck and call to beat people over the head with misinformation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 01:41 PM

MOM!!! Amos is a Right-Wing Nut Case!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 12:41 PM

"how many small children will have their purity dissolved into shards of disenchanted bitterness at the sight of your license plate"


LOL!!!!! My Gawd. Amos, I just love it when you go off on these impassioned rhetorical rants...

Most of the small children I ever met were busy assaulting the purity of the world around them with absolute gleefullness, though at least some of the little girls were not too bad that way. Well, perhaps they are more innocent in your neighborhood.

I just love the sound of it. FAHHHHH ....KYU! It has such a nice Chinese sort of ring to it, like the Fah Kyu Chinese laundry or the Fah Kyu Jolly Dragon Restaurant in Blind River, Ontario.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 12:22 PM

Amos is a Republican! Amos is a Republican!

A Neocon Nazi who most likely wants to invade Canada for their donuts, a Bushite who would bomb Bruno back to the Stone Age, who would seize Sudbury with squads of Special Forces for the mines!

His true colors (colours once is nefarious plan succeeds!) are shown for all to see!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 11:55 AM

See? Seeee?!!!?? Even Little Hawk, resident large-mouthed guru and Representative from the Cosmic Council of Enlightened Thought, wants an offensive license plate. You have no idea, LH, how many small children will have their purity dissolved into shards of disenchanted bitterness at the sight of your license plate, dangling at a rakish angle from the back of your 1978 chatreuse microbus. Parents will be undone, their dreams shattered, as the sight of your crude, abusive sentiment sends their children into wholesale delinquency!! You, sir, are a threat to Western civilization!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 11:43 AM

I always thought it would be cool to have one that read:

FAH KYU


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 10:00 AM

Wow. That's a really important job, innit?? Imagine if people could put offensive innuendo on their license plates. It would be awful!!!!! The streets would be littered with offended souls, cringing and resenting, the lines would be jammed with complaints no-one would pay the slightest attention to, morals would be corrupted, the economy would sag, inflation would loom, prices skyrocket, world peace would be compromised, the world would become rude...

Gee--take away the license plates and it sounds a lot like now...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 09:26 AM

Texas has vanity plates and they have a tsar of vanity plates who has to look at the proposed combinations and give them thumbs up or down based on what she thinks they might be trying to say. Plate Wrangler.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 09:18 AM

Ah! here is where 1337 (leet) comes to your rescue!

BFD = 8FD
SOB = 5O8 or SO8
ASS = 455 or A55
BIG 1 = 81G 1
WTF = W7F
ARSE = 4R53

No need to thank me -- just send money. Lots of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 09:06 AM

When Florida changed to the "three-space-three" license plate format about 25 years ago, the original format was "three letters-space-three numerals". Nowadays, each three-character block has at least one numeral in it, so it's impossible to receive an "offensive" plate. No more WTFs, BFDs, SOBs, or FQUs. Sorta takes all the fun outta drivin', don't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 08:25 AM

I'd like one with FY on it. Or my favorite (but impossible to get):

rm -r *

That's the Unix command equivalent to "format c:", only more so.

On another, but similar subject, I'm going to have a piece of my right leg cut out this afternoon. The doctor called it a "dermal fibroma" but I really think it's part of the government plot to obtain parts of me so that THEY can clone a whole army of me, the epitome of genetic perfection. Why otherwise would they take all of those blood samples? What happened to all of my baby teeth and the one I knocked out in the bicycle accident, etc.?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Jun 08 - 08:07 AM

The state of North Carolina is offering free replacement license plates to anyone whose current plates contain the letters "WTF". It seems some people find those letters offensive. Personally, I doubt very many people will avail themselves of the free replacement offer. Most people I know would consider themselves extremely fortunate to receive a "WTF" license plate.

What I'd really find offensive would be a license plate with "GWB" on it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jun 08 - 11:35 PM

I am scintillated by the vibrancy of your new self-awareness, Sir. My regards to the Dark Matter Gang.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jun 08 - 10:30 PM

Matter falls into me and light itself cannot escape.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jun 08 - 11:09 AM

Oh, sorry. I really loved the squeezebox! Such character....


:D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Jun 08 - 11:02 AM

Not even a chuckle for that great sight gag?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jun 08 - 10:20 AM

SOmetimes you act denser than you really are, Rapaire, for humorous effect. This case, however, is surely an exception.


A


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