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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 23 Mar 08 - 07:44 PM
Amos 23 Mar 08 - 07:26 PM
Rapparee 23 Mar 08 - 06:51 PM
Amos 23 Mar 08 - 04:59 PM
Amos 23 Mar 08 - 01:27 PM
Little Hawk 23 Mar 08 - 01:05 PM
Amos 23 Mar 08 - 12:40 PM
Acme 23 Mar 08 - 11:16 AM
John Hardly 23 Mar 08 - 11:08 AM
Amos 23 Mar 08 - 10:59 AM
GUEST,freds 23 Mar 08 - 08:19 AM
Rapparee 23 Mar 08 - 08:16 AM
Acme 23 Mar 08 - 12:10 AM
Little Hawk 22 Mar 08 - 10:49 PM
Acme 22 Mar 08 - 10:43 PM
Little Hawk 22 Mar 08 - 10:30 PM
Rapparee 22 Mar 08 - 09:38 PM
Amos 22 Mar 08 - 08:59 PM
Little Hawk 22 Mar 08 - 07:21 PM
Amos 22 Mar 08 - 07:03 PM
Little Hawk 22 Mar 08 - 06:34 PM
Rapparee 22 Mar 08 - 06:16 PM
Amos 22 Mar 08 - 02:37 PM
Little Hawk 22 Mar 08 - 02:35 PM
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Acme 22 Mar 08 - 11:59 AM
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Acme 21 Mar 08 - 01:57 PM
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Rapparee 21 Mar 08 - 09:03 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 08 - 07:44 PM

Breakfast? Granted, the rodeo ended last night and there WERE a lot of folks in cowboy clothes eating before they hit the road for the home ranch. Some of 'em might be drugstore cowboys, I guess, but most of 'em seemed to be at least fairly close to the real thing. Unlike a certain "rancher" in Crawford, Texas some of these folks know which end of the horse neighs and don't have to have "This end to the front" engraved on the saddle horn.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Mar 08 - 07:26 PM

I can't imagine why you would got such a place, old buddy, except to count penguins or be seen by overdressed hypocrites. Maybe its a survival thing, I suppose.

In other news a tagged Great White released from the San Francisco aquarium six weeks ago has already swum over 2600 miles to the south end of Mexico.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 08 - 06:51 PM

Ah. I see.

We went to breakfast (after church, of course -- all good Idahoers go to church on Easter, if for no other reason than to see the rabbit sacrificed to Dups, the God of Potatoes) and then back home for a short nap. Up around noon for some salmon strata for brunch and then off for a quasi-brisk walk on the golf course. Back home for another nap, and now the laundry is started and I'll start dinner anon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Mar 08 - 04:59 PM

We worked busily all morning and then took a leisurely drive up the coast road, passing wide beaches littered with indolent tanners and perky surfers, over-cute shopping streets, little towns wiht mor epeople than they really need, and finally ended up at a commercial warehouse specializing in imported furnitute from Injuh, where we bought a patio bench.

It has been a lovely day.

I kind of wish work did not loom on Monday as I so enjoy just doing what I feel like doing. I feel I am fully qualified as a Retired SPecialist and should be promoted to that status. But nooooo.


Sigh.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Mar 08 - 01:27 PM

Dummies give good nose, I have been told -- it may not be true, but SIgnore Gepetto swears this is so.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Mar 08 - 01:05 PM

You're right, Rapaire, he is not a puppet, he's a dummy.

That makes it even worse.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Mar 08 - 12:40 PM

A shard of chard a day keeps the potter away, you know...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Mar 08 - 11:16 AM

syntax, syntax, syntax. . .

chard

shard

You can tell who is a gardener around here. I doubt John Hardly could have impressed Winona with a chard in his pocket. Must have been a shard if she kept coming back for more. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John Hardly
Date: 23 Mar 08 - 11:08 AM

It was only those twelve times. And after that one night, the affair was all over. She kept calling. I kept telling her that I didn't have time. I had pots to make and art fairs to do.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Mar 08 - 10:59 AM

Reportedly,she is; but if you intend to eat her, you will have to go to the back of the line, fellas.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 23 Mar 08 - 08:19 AM

Is this female Winona Ryder of good protein and DNA?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 08 - 08:16 AM

She's found someone who can REALLY pull her strings. But technically I don't think he's a puppet or even a marionette, but a dummy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Mar 08 - 12:10 AM

We shall see. I sent him a PM asking him to report in. Perhaps he can fill us in on the juicy details (and be sure to make LH as jealous as possible!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 10:49 PM

Ha! He should be so lucky...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 10:43 PM

Well, I don't expect Winona to remain totally chaste on my account. Hardly.

Are you starting rumers? Is her next encounter going to be with a potter, our John Hardly?

"Is that a chard in your pocket or are you glad to see me?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 10:30 PM

Well, I don't expect Winona to remain totally chaste on my account. Hardly. Still, I am a bit miffed about the puppet. Johnny Depp? I have no problem there. Totally understandable. If I was female I would yield to his charms within half a second or less... ;-)

But that puppet! Geez...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 09:38 PM

Yes, Winona was supposed to be shacked up in a "love nest" with Bill Shatner and Osama Bin Laden. And since I read it in a newspaper at the grocery store I know it must be true.

This other thing was just a momentary romance, just a splinter of time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 08:59 PM

If she aimed a bit higher she'd be performing an unusual act indeed. But I think in some respects what he has thought you don't have lies in his nature, of being perpetually wooden.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 07:21 PM

Shocking, isn't it?

What has that little half-pint squirt got that I don't have? I find his acting technique, for example, to be quite wooden. I should think Winona would aim a bit higher than that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 07:03 PM

Doesn't seem like much to worry about, LH--looks like recorded fact!!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 06:34 PM

Oh, for heaven's sake! ;-)

Look, that doesn't worry me. THIS is what worries me...


She was with...with a puppet?????????


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 06:16 PM

I saw a newspaper article just today that says Winona Ryder has been "seen around" with William Shatner.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 02:37 PM

I don't think it's a hunger for closure, to which you refer. More like a yearning to openure.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 02:35 PM

You think you're hungering for closure??? Just think how I feel whenever I think about Winona!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 02:22 PM

Too clever by half compared to what? Normal?

So you're saying that CA=CNormal*1.5?

Or what? You can't just go around articulating one-half of an equation like that. It leaves people hungering for closure.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 02:04 PM

You're too clever by half, Amos. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 01:23 PM

Little Hawk, I would love to also take back all the unpleasant things you have said about me; but there are a few of them I think should be kept in place in case I want to some day get even with you, and need them to provide an excuse. Come to think of it, aren't you still paying those cousins of Chongo's to comb through the thread and find them all? You trying to get me to do their work for free? That would not be fair! I know I did it for Rapaire, but he wasn't paying anyone. That makes all the difference.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 11:59 AM

Sounds very nice, Amos! And Rap, your remarks on that movie thread were spot on. I have been contemplating the tidal wave of media that washes over our house daily. The satellite interprets a portion of it for our viewing, but it bombards us anyway. :) I'm thinking about dropping the satellite and sticking with Netflix. it's cheaper and we'll only watch what we request. (And I just looked up the channel my son watches--he can get it online free anyway).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 09:54 AM

I didn't eat dinner. In fact, I haven't eaten anything since the day before Ash Wednesday (Mardi Gras) because I gave up eating and drinking for Lent. Sure, it was tough at first, giving up all food and liquids, but I'm better for it both physically and spiritually. Just the other day I was speaking about it with Moses, the Alferd Packer, and Desert Pete and we all agreed on how nice it was when you transcend the physical.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 02:58 AM

We'll if you'd only been here, you would have bitten many parts; the party of the first part, appetizers; the party of the second part, pano rustico, pasta Bolognese, salata and a wash of CHianti; the party of the third part, blueberry crumbcake and the party of the fourth part, coffee and more wine. All in all a party of many parts, of course, of course, of course.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 02:15 AM

We just had the most interesting dinner part.

Okay, I'll bite. Which part of dinner did you have? Dessert? The main course?

;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 01:46 AM

We just had the most interesting dinner part. Edain and her Mom were there, from far away England; in addition there was an Ancient Philosopher (actually not that ancient but a professional in philosophy), a Lady Lawyer, and her husband, and BBW and me. We swapped songs and drank just enough Chianti and stuffed ourselves on spaghetti, and I was delighted with how the chemistry evolved.   And my new car is a treat. Thanks so much, Mom!!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Mar 08 - 01:40 AM

Come to sunny San Diego and you can tour the original vessel used in Master and Commander. The ship is a wonderful combination of the ancient and the modern.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 21 Mar 08 - 11:02 PM

Oh yes! Master and Commander is one of the few movies my kid and I have equally enjoyed over the past several years!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Mar 08 - 10:49 PM

Bleagh!

I am going to rent "Master and Commander - The Far Side of the World" and "Mermaids" and pretend I never even heard that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 08 - 09:20 PM

Did she also gets "Mars Attacks"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Mar 08 - 09:15 PM

MOM rented Pretty Woman and Independence Day down at Blockbuster for everyone to enjoy this evening. She's making the popcorn. I hope you'll be polite and not diss these favorite movies of hers while she's in the room.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Mar 08 - 09:06 PM

Would you please do that for me also, Amos?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Mar 08 - 08:54 PM

And I take back all the mean things you said about me. There. Don't you feel better???



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Mar 08 - 04:30 PM

Sand your own wang, villainous mongrel, and park it in the ocean. Perhaps it will attract flesh-eating fish.


ANd happy birthday to my dear friend Johann.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 08 - 03:40 PM

Sand it and park it down by the ocean. Better yet, sand it and park it in the ocean. Results guaranteed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Mar 08 - 02:19 PM

See? There's that corrosive influlence in your mindset coming to the fore again. Relaly, Rapaire--trust me on this--if you would just give yourself to Mom, you could surrender all these destructive vanities and find peace. Or something.


Besides, we don't _do_ rust in Southern California. We decided it was an old paradigm and we could do better. We do ultraviolet instead.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 08 - 01:59 PM

Amos, after deep thought and much, much consideration, I have come to the inescapable conclusion that I have been wrong about what your new car needs. Indeed, it is almost perfect as it is and I can fully understand why you like it so much. But it is missing the one thing that would make your joy in it complete: a good coat of rust.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Mar 08 - 01:57 PM

Why not go all of the way and get one of those stick on tennis balls that looks like it went half-way through the window?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Mar 08 - 12:33 PM

Oh, Rap--you're aesthetic sensibilities have been so warped by your exposure to the traditions of white male violence. It is a shame, truly. If only you had come to Mom while you were still young...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 08 - 09:03 AM

I know! Amos needs some of those stick-on bullet holes!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Mar 08 - 11:57 PM

My ex had an accident in Kentucky in the little town where we lived (worked at Mammoth Cave and environs). His volkswagen took a hit in the passenger side front, and the insurance guy told us to have it towed to a Chevy dealer. They messed it up royally (that wiring harness business) and it ended up in the shop for a couple of months at a little place in town where it should have gone to begin with. The insurance guy wanted to give his friend the Chevy dealer the business even if they didn't have a clue as to what they were doing. We were so new in town and so naive about cars that it was too late to protest after the "work" was done. Learn some things the hard way.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Mar 08 - 11:08 PM

ALl that may come from one ground fault, depending on where it is in the wiring harness, but it is puredee aggervation trying to track something like that down.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 20 Mar 08 - 10:54 PM

The electrical system on my jalopy is starting to go. That is what got too expensive to try to fix on my last vehicle also.

It's really kind of intriguing - press the brake, and the "headlight out" lamp comes on. Put it in reverse and the battery light comes on. The motor on the front passenger window died with the window down. Took it in and asked my mechanic to get the window back up and then disconnect power, knowing it doesn't make sense to spend money on that sort of thing. He called yesterday to say the way the motor was messed up (I didn't understand it very well), he couldn't get the window up with out doing a lot of labor on the motor first, and buying a new motor would be cheaper than what it would cost to get the window back up. So I sez "Order the window motor." Which he did. Then he calls me today to say there is a short somewhere in addition to the motor, but he was able to use the motor to get the window back up. Said it wasn't worth the expense of tracing the short any further than he had. He took the new motor out after getting the window up and covered the window switch with duct tape.



My kind of mechanic.

I hate cars.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 08 - 10:39 PM

And the "I Love Bill Shatner" bumpersticker, too.


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