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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jun 07 - 05:32 PM

You should read the "reviews" of this book over at Amazon.

See if this works Sylvia S. Scott is what to search for. Here is a modest example:

    I found this book while shopping for my donkeys. Since I don't raise horses, but donkeys, I was worried that the story and illustrations would be too horse-centric for my donkeys. But once I read the book I decided that my donkeys probably won't care that it's about horses, since the story is so exciting and the message so uplifting, even for donkeys. Sure, a horse dies in the book, but I can just tell the donkeys that's what happens to bad horses (and donkeys) when they smoke drugs and drink. "Stay away from the horses!" I'll tell them, since obviously Latawnya's species is too weak and drug-addled to act like responsible donkeys. But there's more to the message as well-- donkeys (and horses) need to think for themselves rather than follow the popular donkeys around. When my donkeys are teenagers and some horse tries to get them on the drugs, they will know better and will say "No thanks, donkeys don't smoke drugs" thanks to this book. What more could the parent of a donkey want? (Other than to get the horses out of the neigh-bor-hood.)

    A good message for donkeys AND horses. Thanks to the author for writing such an engaging, important book for all parents of hoofed animals (including donkeys and horses) who are worried about smoking the drugs and drinking the alcohol.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 07 - 04:20 PM

That drug awareness book warn't from Pocatello. Out here, we LIKE horses.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jun 07 - 04:13 PM

Pocatello has achieved much, but they cannot match Schenectady.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 07 - 02:41 PM

Well, I got it from one....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jun 07 - 02:23 PM

That's absolutely awful--so I immediately sent it to several library friends. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 07 - 01:40 PM

I'd really like a more stable environment...one without horses, too.

And speaking of horses,
you might enjoy this book. It is unique and desires to be in a collection.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jun 07 - 01:34 PM

Wow. How about an environment where Mom and Dad were still footing all the bills, but you had the personal freedoms of a 30-yr old?

Hmmmmm.....



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jun 07 - 12:56 PM

Nah, those rollback settings don't lose data now. They just go back to a more stable environment. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jun 07 - 12:52 PM

Well, you'd lose a certain amount of your work and your data, of course. But I think it sounds like a good compromise between fantasy and impossibility :D...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jun 07 - 12:07 PM

I want to do a backup in stages. The body from age 26 and the mind from about five years ago.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jun 07 - 10:52 AM

That ever mind I have today
Is not the ever mind I had.
Back then, when I was twenty-five
And every hour felt alive,
And I'd ignore what folks would say
And keep on being bad.

The ever mind I carry now
Is wiser, true, but seems less bright,
With laughter, energy and wit
But somehow, I put up with it.
I really don't quite fathom how
I stand it in this long twilight.

But ever mind goes ever on,
The thoughts of now, to be, and then,
Are not as firmly separate
As people have believed of late,
And any ever mind now gone,
Can by the ever-soul be thought again.

Winifred Peabustle
Choir Director and Accountant
St. Matthew's Profoundly Episcopalian Church of the Eternal Miasma


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 07 - 09:22 AM

Can I have by entire body backed up? I'd like it as it was at, oh, 25 or so, but keep thatever mind I have today.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jun 07 - 07:35 PM

In other news:

Create a back-up copy of your immune system
23 June 2007
From New Scientist Print Edition. Subscribe and get 4 free issues.
Andy Coghlan


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IMAGINE having a spare copy of your immune system on ice, ready to replace your existing one should you fall victim to AIDS, an autoimmune disease, or have to undergo extensive chemotherapy for cancer.

An Anglo-American company called Lifeforce has received permission from the US Food and Drug Administration to do just that. The firm collects 480-millilitre samples of blood from healthy individuals, extracts the white blood cells and stores them as an insurance policy against future disease. The service comes at a price, though: around $800 for taking the initial sample then $25 per month for storing the cells at -196 °C. "That sample would have the complete repertoire of all your white blood cells," says Del DelaRonde, co-founder of Lifeforce in Newport, UK.

By taking some of the stored cells and exposing them to natural growth factors such as interleukin-2, whole new armies of white blood cells could be grown in the lab and reinfused into the patient. Many people with cancer undergo similar "adoptive" therapies using immune cells extracted before they have chemo- or radiotherapy, which can destroy immune cells. But there is a risk that the cells won't work optimally because of previous cancer damage, DelaRonde says. "Instead, we can send them their 'pristine' system from 25 years ago."




Damn. Wish I'd trhought of that 25 years ago!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Jun 07 - 07:02 PM

I have a Veblen book around here somewhere. He was an economist, among other things.

Guess what! I found (finally!) a CD of The Traveling Wiburys vol. 1. I've had my eye out for one for ages, and had stopped looking, then on a whim walked over to the used CDs at Half Price Books today and there it was.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 07 - 04:54 PM

Drummer for a new alt rock group called "The".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 21 Jun 07 - 03:34 PM

*doing my best imitation of shiftless, lazy, ignorant youth*#

So who or what's this Veblen?









# translation - too lazy to google


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 07 - 03:25 PM

Man, I can't even think of Veblen without flinching!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jun 07 - 12:39 PM

The tinkle of a distant temple bell;
The sigh of robins parting from the hill;
The whisper of dreams returning to their center;
These are the sounds that tell us all is well.
The soft soliloquoy of smiles in the dark,
The beat of hearts with nothing to confess;
The susurrus of bicycles in flight;
These are the fields and font of all B.S.

Aloysius Sapientes
Small Words for Large Minds
Smothers Brothers, New York, 1958


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jun 07 - 10:12 AM

Well, see, that's my point, Rapaire!!

High school juniors ought to be able to read Verblen without flinching.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 07 - 08:49 AM

Except that academic libraries exist for Academia and not for the public at large. The hoi polloi is usually allowed in but often can't borrow anything, especially in private schools. Besides, the collections aren't exactly appealing to youth -- how often when YOU were eight or ten did YOU read Shakespeare, or Kitteredge on Chaucer, or the Newton's "Principia," or Bohr's "Causality and Complementarity: Epistemological Lessons of Studies in Atomic Physics," or, as barefoot boy with cheeks of tan, settled down under the ol' apple tree to read Veblen's "Theory of the Leisure Class"?

But there's no reason why public and academic libraries CANNOT cooperate, or why there seems to be a "holier than thou" attitude among far too many academic librarians towards public librarians.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 11:13 PM

Man, there must be thousands of college and university libraries across this great land which are grossly underutilized in summer. Miles and miles of wisdom encased in tree-board or cow-hide, hiding in the sacks and none to open their covers and see into them!! While at the same time, all across America, oodles of under-trained, under-literate, under-aware, under-informed children and youths sprawl their days away in MUDD and virtual Middle Class Life internet sites.

I see a solution itcihng for a problem. Imagine if those young were to march into those libraries and were channeled through some of those fine and deep and broadening collections!! It would reform the future of America, liberalize a generation, and could be done on existing budgets and completely under the Federal radar!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 04:14 PM

I've set it in motion. The librarian who did the Harry Potter event a couple of years ago said she hadn't planned anything, but with a month we might work out something. One of the other librarians who handles special events would like to see it happen because our library, unlike public libraries filled with kids out of school, is pretty quiet in the summer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 11:05 AM

Great idea!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 08:35 AM

Get the Theater Department to help you. They'll love it, since all you need is a set.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Jun 07 - 01:08 AM

I'll credit the Marshall Public if I can pull off a Harry Potter stunt late in the game. I found the place in our Central Library where we could fake it (expand out the angle of the stair well and create a Harry Potter bedroom cavity) and do a Harry Potter event in time for the July 21 book release.

Great Idea, Mr. Rapaire!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 11:24 PM

Pull not my leg, dear lamb, nor the wool over my weakening eyes.
For we have strived as brothers, ye and I, to right
The ship of fools which carries us, and make it wise
And light it through its stormy, mindless night.
Thus have we earned good merit up in heaven!
For guiding Mother through her perilous strait.
And soon, from thousands ten-and-seven,
Will bring her unto thousands ten-and eight!
Store up good drink! Go, slay the fatted calf!
Polish thine trumpet, and have Doug bring his drum!
For we shall merrye be, and long will laugh,
When Mother is 18 thousand come!
Sharpen thine wit! Prepare thy brightest pen!
We'll post to her but ninety one times more!
And then -- oh friends, oh MOABites, oh then--
We'll usher her to eighteen-thousand's shore!

Nimrod Winnebago Willowtongue de Catastrophe
Seigneur des Droit Poétique des Royaunes Entires de M´re de Tous Merde des Taureaux

Port Royale, Endroit des Apaches, Normandy du Sud. 1948


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 10:08 PM

We do not fleece the taxpayer, but provide nought but shear service to ewe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 10:04 PM

It is to be congratulated you are, sir, for your civic triumph. Indeed, it is clear that if ever there were a non-sinking sheep of love, the Marshal Public Library is one. Or so I have herd.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 05:22 PM

Let us all pause for a moment and contemplate this:

Pocatello, Idaho, USA, has been awarded a "City of Achievement Award" by the Association of Idaho Cities for the Marshall Public Library's innovative "Book Wagon" program. This is the third year in a row that the Marshall Public Library has been so honored by the Association of Idaho Cities.

We will now resume our regularly scheduled programming.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 11:28 AM

I received an email from Tatty. Mind you, I don't know anyone by that name, although my wife tells me that some of my clothes are. Here is the way it starts:

Hello, Hermann

I believe that we will succeed. I believe that we will take the non-sinking sheep of love and will go far away to the ocean, on the waves of unopened passions, we will open the doors of wishes and dreams which never happened yet?


This might be nice if my name was Hermann. But I'm really interested in finding out more about those non-sinking sheep. The US Sheep Research Station is just a few miles north of here and they might be interested. So might some of those who post to MC, for that matter. So if you know anything about these non-sinking sheep, please contact the USDA and several Mudcatters. I personally have no interest in them beyond intellectual curiousity.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 10:18 AM

Linux lovers and Mac lovers, sir, are close cousins; they are both the proud descendants of Linos Torvald, Father of Linux and the hoary progeniturs of Unix. My command line and yours are practically identical, and our man pages so similar they make people wonder who the mother really was. I commend you for your bold and conscientious initiative in the face of blind organizational mediocrity.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 09:27 AM

Yeah, and Linux Lovers are smarter. Only the city hath decreed that we shall use Windows, but I hath snuck a Linux machine into the Library because our next automation system might well be Linux-based.

Yesterday I dealt with a suicidal squirrel, helped unload nearly 900 pounds of steel shelving from a truck, had the library without power (see squirrel, above), and a bunch of other things too numerous to mention.

AND one of my staff was nominated for a national award! By a patron! If she wins she gets US $2,500 and the Library get $250! Just for her to be nominated is great! And quite seriously, no, I'm not just saying that, I think it's wonderful.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 03:34 AM

They blieve you will understand that their time is MUCH too valuable to waste on sending something uninteeligible and you will sympathize with them for having been betrayed by cruel technology. It's kind of an elite laziness or somp'n.

Mac lovers are smart, silly.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:43 AM

How come these folks who complain about their capslock don't simply unlock it and retype the line? Why do they send the unsightly, difficult-to-read mess through as it is?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:40 AM

Hey, Mom!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 11:30 PM

oH WHAT A WARF WE WEAVE, WHEN WE PRACTICE TO DECEIVE.

dAMN CAPS LOCK!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 11:05 PM

Mac Lover! Amos is a Mac Lover! Nya-nya-nya!

What am I saying? I like Linux!

I'm jist a lonely Linux hand
Ridin' here in Windows land....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 11:02 PM

And, Voila!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 10:57 PM

Amos, that wouldn't be the Book of Steve Jobs, would it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 10:51 PM

It says little for your qualifications, Little Hawk, that of all the wisdom cartefully laid before you in that small tract from the book of Jobs, you chose to focus on some small calligraphic blurring, one character's worth, but not worthy of your true character.

A

Well it's raining down in Texas
And all the telephone lines are down.
Ooohooh, flooding down in Texas,
All the telephone lines are down.
I'm trying to call my purdy woman,
And I jes' cain't get a single sound....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:45 PM

"Guad dogs", eh? Those are guard dogs from Noo Joisey, right?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:41 PM

Lucky you!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:34 PM

Ahem. I have been invited, this coming Thursday evening, to horsy d'overs and port at the Idaho State University Alumni Club. My opinions have been requested by the Idaho Humanities Council regarding annual lecture series, poetry readings, writers' conferences, folk festivals, and other humanities-type things in this area. I shall suggest a Conference of Science Fiction Writers* of the Pacific Northwest, a Southern Idaho Folk Festival** (sort of like Woodstock I, but for old Folks), and other things like those. I shall do these things because the IHC has money and in this way I can bring some of my friends around to visit at someone else's expense.







*Like Spider Robinson and Dana Stabenow, among others.
**Like Bob Nelson, Kendall Morse, Utah Phillips, Seamus Kennedy and a WHOLE LOT of others.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:19 PM

Hey, Mom! I washed the dogs this evening. They look so purty and clean!

I may be insane. I found a Call For Authors announcement and asked for more information about writing a book. I've written chapters, but not the whole book. So what is 75,000 words? I've probably managed that here at the MOAB, right?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:02 PM

Mine says, Imagine what it would be like if you could get your messages, watch your movies, listen to music, run your calendar,call your mom and run your home X-10 controllers all from your shirt pocket. Well...now you can...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 09:00 PM

My copy of the Book of Jobs sayeth:

Thou shalt mow the lawn, weed, scrub the floors, vacumm the rugs, cleaneth the toilets, and when thou hast finished all that, clean out the stable.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 08:38 PM

Regarding the Rupture, Little Hawk, very little has survived of the original sacred scroll which detailed it, as it was used as bedding for the temple guad dogs at the Temple of Taneet in a remote corner of Sicily from 100 to 600 AD. That which was recovered has been translated as follows:

Those who are wide open will be uptaken, and those whose space is closed will be down-left. The wide, the airy, the grand, the free, the seeing and the knowing, all shall be uplifted; the dark, the embittered, the cantankerous, the bigoted, the spiteful and the hateful shall downfallen discover their grave solidity; yea, the most shall be first, and the most dense shall be among the none, and she who transcendeth all forms will be first among the ongoing, the up-climbing, and the through-putting.

So sayeth the book of Jobs.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 07:31 PM

Sorry, Mom, but it's been one helluva day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 01:46 PM

I proposed in the most romantic fashion you can imagine. With poetry and all that. I said, in my manly voice as I held her in my strong, virile, arms, "You'll have to tell me if you want to get married" and so, having swept her off her feet and having stolen her heart, she did and we did.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 18 Jun 07 - 01:00 PM

marriage has been mentioned - and he formally asked her family for permission to propose to her - they have the wedding planned (and have had for months) - but the actual question has not been asked or answered.

We found this all out a couple months back when they mentioned it on visit; and also mentioned their first choice for wedding dates had been June 9th (which was a shock since his mother and I were both in florida that weekend - and had had the tickets for that trip for months)


And *she* has said he has to do the asking.


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