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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Acme 24 Apr 06 - 10:55 AM
Amos 24 Apr 06 - 10:32 AM
Rustic Rebel 23 Apr 06 - 09:28 PM
Rapparee 23 Apr 06 - 07:44 PM
Bunnahabhain 23 Apr 06 - 06:28 PM
Amos 23 Apr 06 - 02:23 PM
Rustic Rebel 23 Apr 06 - 11:21 AM
Acme 23 Apr 06 - 12:08 AM
Amos 22 Apr 06 - 10:25 PM
Amos 22 Apr 06 - 04:07 PM
Acme 22 Apr 06 - 12:21 PM
MMario 22 Apr 06 - 12:13 PM
Amos 21 Apr 06 - 10:11 PM
Amos 21 Apr 06 - 08:06 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 21 Apr 06 - 07:24 PM
katlaughing 21 Apr 06 - 07:02 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 21 Apr 06 - 06:09 PM
Acme 21 Apr 06 - 04:55 PM
Rustic Rebel 21 Apr 06 - 03:44 PM
Amos 21 Apr 06 - 03:37 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 21 Apr 06 - 03:34 PM
Amos 21 Apr 06 - 02:46 PM
Acme 21 Apr 06 - 02:42 PM
Amos 21 Apr 06 - 01:23 PM
Acme 21 Apr 06 - 10:56 AM
Amos 20 Apr 06 - 09:57 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 20 Apr 06 - 09:44 PM
Amos 20 Apr 06 - 08:38 PM
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Amos 20 Apr 06 - 07:09 PM
Acme 20 Apr 06 - 06:18 PM
MMario 20 Apr 06 - 03:37 PM
Amos 20 Apr 06 - 03:33 PM
Rapparee 20 Apr 06 - 01:01 PM
MMario 20 Apr 06 - 12:17 PM
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Bee-dubya-ell 20 Apr 06 - 11:51 AM
MMario 20 Apr 06 - 11:25 AM
Rapparee 20 Apr 06 - 11:21 AM
MMario 20 Apr 06 - 10:36 AM
Acme 20 Apr 06 - 10:20 AM
Rapparee 20 Apr 06 - 09:13 AM
Amos 19 Apr 06 - 11:37 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Apr 06 - 10:55 AM

Google below is just this moment offering free ringtones and poems, which is of course the old scam "submit your poem to enter the contest and oh, by the way, buy a copy of the book that contains your pome (the apple of your eye!) for $179.47 per copy. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Apr 06 - 10:32 AM

I had a friend, upon a time, and a mighty friend was he.
His tongue went loop-de-loop-de-loop, and his blade went "Snicker! Snee!".
His fingers typed words of delight
Dancing like light gone made,
But he disappeared quite late, one night,
And the story turned out bad.

It seems his door was knocked upon,
When most folks were in bed,
By two large gents in wrinkled suits
And large, and wrinkled, heads.
They said he had been singled out,
That someone Big was pissed,
Berated him as a useless lout,
And a goddamned plagiarist.

They listed tomes and poems and works
He'd borrowed for a while,
And touted up and frilled out
In inimitable style.
The said he'd never paid a dime
To those whose works he'd borrow,
And all of this was coming back,
To visit him with sorrow.

They told him he was going away,
Into the darkling deeps
Where bad men worry through the day,
And fret too much to sleep.
Where hard men break, and life is hard,
And you scramble for what you get,
And there's no such thing as e-mail,
OR a high-speed Internet.

My friend, he blanched, he paled, he flinched,
He knew that he'd done wrong,
He knew that even then his screen
Held a half-baked stolen song.
He realized then -- too late, too late --
He should have listened, way back when,
To his dear Mom; too late, too late,
He was heard from ne'er again.

And so I come to this Cafe,
To write, and to forget,
But something still recalls to me
This friend I think on yet.
I never learned if he had ever
re-crossed that chilling schism
That split him from the world he loved,
On account of plagiarism.

So good folks all, pray heed this call,
Think of this man, cast doon,
And make your good works all your own,
From your own hand, alone.
Steal not the works of other men,
Or lines of other poets;
For if you do, they'll come for you,
And everyone will know it.

Seamus Sanmerci O'Toole
Lilting the Right -- Poems from the Lexington Express
Dublin Upp Press, New York, 1937
All rights reserved except for Bearded Bruce


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 09:28 PM

I find it a treasure to manic a syllogistical relevance in the structure of an atomic stink bomb to the waves of all gratuitios motion of rationality.
Therefore I apologize also, Amos. I promise to never write mean and insulting poetry about you, dear scholar, again! (But that doesn't mean, I hope what I just wrote, won't cause cross-eyed-ness!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 07:44 PM

There once was a MOAB maid
Who never was afraid
Of GUESTS and dinks and uninformed finks
And Flamenco Teds who tried to raid
She went to Mother's house
With her keyboard and her mouse,
And when the Idaho Legion came to town
She could always hold her own.

cho: Oh, you can't fool me, I'm sticking to the MOAB,
I'm sticking to the MOAB,I'm sticking to the MOAB
Oh, you can't scare me, I'm sticking to the MOAB,
I'm sticking to the MOAB till the day I die.

This MOAB maid was wise
To the tricks of GUESTs and spies,
She couldn't be fooled by some damfool
She knew that Mom was cool...
She never had to dread
When she'd post to the MOAB thread
She'd post her post and make her boast,
And this is what she'd say:

cho: Oh, you can't fool me, I'm sticking to the MOAB,
I'm sticking to the MOAB,I'm sticking to the MOAB
Oh, you can't scare me, I'm sticking to the MOAB,
I'm sticking to the MOAB till the day I die.


                      -- Anonymous, Songs, Poems, Doggerell, Broadsides, Boredsides, Backsides, Sharps and Flats of the MOAB (Murrain, Maine: Footrot Press, fl. 1834)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 06:28 PM

Apperently we're about a dozen running jokes, nattering inanely. I think it was meant in a nice way though.

Besides, inane can mean characterless, which we certainly are not. Empty, sensless and void I'll not mention....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 02:23 PM

All right, I apologize for that ill-conceived joke and you got even with me fair and square.

And I should add your poetry always makes me grin even if I do have to uncross my eyes first! LOL


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 11:21 AM

Come on now Amos- Your replacing yourself with MG???
You know I love ya baby but that's a little too heavy to laugh. (My way of showing I can hurt back!!)
Oi-what a bitch does come from a noble cause!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Apr 06 - 12:08 AM

Sorry I wasn't around much today, MOM. I was working on the GOPHER environment in my own back yard. Yup, I was shoveling dirt. . . (no gophers, though. No nothing now that there are two canine-critters that live back there).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Apr 06 - 10:25 PM

Well, what would you expect from a philosophic bore? C'mon, Ma, I'll help you up and tell you all about my quantum-mechanics version of Nietzche...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Apr 06 - 04:07 PM

Of course, I inadvertently left out the most important event in the list..

Still gives me chills.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Apr 06 - 12:21 PM

May the GOPHER rest in peace. I used it a lot back in the good ol' days.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 22 Apr 06 - 12:13 PM

1995:Vatican comes on line.
I guess its been pretty much downhill since then.



hmmmmm - is this significant?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 10:11 PM

Major Landmarks:

1958: First transistor-powered computer (Control Data's CDC 1604)
1961: Introduction of the integrated circuit (Fairchild Semiconductor)
1964: IBM System 360 introduced; Dartmouth College develops the Time Share system, a primitive Wide Area network.
1965: First minicomputer, PDP-8 (DEC)
1969: ARPA Net is launched, connects four universities in a network; Intel founded; Alan Kay suggests "personal computers".
1971: TI introduces a 2.5 pound pocket calculator
1972: Email and the use of the "@" symbol adapted for ARPANet (Ray Tomlinson)
1973: FTP protoco; developed.
1974: Ethernet developed. (Bob Metcalfe)
1975: ALtair 256-byte computer kit offered for sale. Bill Gates write a BASIC compiler for it.
1976-1980: Queen Elizabeth II sends the first royal electronic mail message. Apple, Tandy/Radio Shack, Osborne heat up personal computer market.
1980: Defense Department adapts TCP I/P protocol.
1981" IBM offers the first IBM PC, forerunner of Wintel machines.
1982: TIME elects computer as Man of the Year; Norway becomes an Internet connection over TCPI/P leaving the dedicated college network.
1982-1986 Lots of listservs, BITNet, earlu Comp[uServe, bulletin boards
1983: DNS (Name-servingf) developed. NCP nodes cutover to TCP I/P.
1985 WELL (bulletin board in SFO) started.
1986: First "backbone" sponsored by NSF -- 56 kbps.
1988: There are 60, 000 hosts on the Internet. FidoNet ties in.
1989 Archie (Peter Deutsch, McHill U) created to archive FTP sites. WAIS server method introduced. Tim Berners-Lee suggest a hypertext protocol for CERN references. There are 100,000 hosts on the Internet.
1990: Hytelnet index of telnet sites developed (Peter Scott, U. Saskatchewan). Mitch Kapor founds Electronic Freedom Foundation. ARPANET expires.
1991: U. Minnesota demonstrates first Gopher Client-Server architecture. VERONICA and JUGHEAD quickly follow.
1992: Delphi commercial network offers "e-mail" accounts and Internetwork servioce.
1993: Marcd Andressen at NCSA leads a team to develop Mosaic for browsing hypertext, which became Netscape.
1994: Michael Dertzous, Tim Berners-Lee and others form the World Wide Web Consortium. "www" exceeds traffic of "telnet" connections. Jpanese Prime Minister goes on-line.
1995: Sun launches JAVA. Real-Audio real-time broadcasting introduced. Thousands in Minneapolis lose connecxtion because transients start a bonfire under a bridge and melt fiber-optic lines. Vatican comes on line.

I guess its been pretty much downhill since then.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 08:06 PM

My condolences on missing Ed Abbey -- I did too.

But...a philosophic BORE?

...


MOI????

Oh, Suzy....

Say it ain't so! How...how...disillUSIONing!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 07:24 PM

Yas, Kat, the subject of that Moab has been brought up here before. Rapaire is of the opinion that the place has become overly commercialized and is unworthy of our acknowledgement. In that, he is following in the philosophic footsteps of that Moab's best known denizen, Edward Abbey, who got so tired of the place he decided to die instead of hang out there anymore.

However, I personally am still pissed off because I met a woman from Moab who new Abbey quite well and promised me that if I were to arrange a visit at an appropriate time, she would arrange for me to buy Ed Abbey a beer. Fucker died before I got a chance to.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: katlaughing
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 07:02 PM

Please note: I believe this is the first time I have ever, ever posted to this Monster of a Thread!

I saw a fellow with a Tshirt, today, which said, in big, bold letters "MOAB." Now, we live across the border from a place called Moab (moe-ab)and I think that's what his shirt was promoting, BUT at first glance I wanted to run to hm, shake his hand, and say "Who ARE you? Do you know the Mother of them all on the Mudcat?!!"

On second glance, I thought...hmmmmm, maybe a few beknighted blighters who have nothing better to do than add to the longest thread in history would like to bid for a MOAB tshirt or two in the Mudcat auction. Easy enough for me to get them, SO...if any of you puir souls are interested, please let me know and we'll get the ball rolling.:-)

katlaughing


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 06:09 PM

Rustic Rebel, it wudda been a heap more insultin' if you hadda said "philosophizin' bore" 'stead of "philosophic bore".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 04:55 PM

The rest was fine, but you really ramped it up at the end. We get tired of running that Good Ol' Boy off after a while.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 03:44 PM

Oh, whoa is MOAB what shall we all do?
Amos is leavin', makes me sing the blues.
His head wore out from all this poo
He's gettin' old, paid his dues.

:::Everyone sing with me here:::
Poor Old Amos
Brain ain't young no more!
Poor Old Amos
Adios, you philosophic bore!

He has filled our heads a time or five
With thoughts of gravity, mathmatics and jive.
Now he leaves us, with fair warning
I wish you well Old mind, hope you make it 'till morning!

:::Everyone sing with me here:::
Poor Old Amos
Brain ain't young no more!
Poor Old Amos
Adios, you philosophic bore!




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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 03:37 PM

Dang! That was some hoax!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 03:34 PM

I once caught a hoax while fishing for catfish. Took about a dozen pictures of it but they kept comin' out blurry. Finally decided that the pictures were comin' out okay but that the hoax itself was blurry. Decided to cook the thing. Took it home and skinned it but it must have been a really modest hoax 'cause it kept growin' its skin back. After skinnin' it five or six times I finally decided to fry it with its skin on. Tossed it into the hot grease and it asked me if I had soap, shampoo and a razor it could borrow. Finally gave up, cooked hamburgers for both of us and drove the thing back to the river.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 02:46 PM

Oh, Stilly!

The whole thing is a hoax.

Hoaxity, hoaxity, hoax, hoax, hoax. A flippant bamboozle in meter and rhyme. No merit, no substance, just BS sublime.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 02:42 PM

That last stanza had better be a hoax. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 01:23 PM

I am a poor folkie, I will now confess,
I've spent my life singing, and dodging from stress
Escaping hard duties, and avoiding all mess
Until I became captured by a thread of B.S.

I first came to Mudcat some studies to do.
I wanted old lyrics, for good songs and true,
But my diligence crumbled, I confess unto you,
Attacked by bold Rapaire and the Evil Khandu.

Where once I sang truly, and wrote songs so sweet,
Now I crawl to my keyboard, when home from the street.
I clack and I click on the Clickies so neat,
And assaulted by bullshit, am swept off my feet.

I cannot think clearly, my mind's paralyzed
Interpreting wisdom BWL has contrived,
Rustic Rebel's wild poetry, which has crossed both my eyes,
And tracking down works that Rapaire plagiarized.

With footnotes from Stilly to tomes wide and deep
And figments from Little Hawk's brain, who could sleep?
And fearing new flurries from Shatner or Tweed
I am rattled and broken, in word and in deed.

I will go to the country, where the air is so still
Where there's never a spammer, or a Viagara pill,
Where the birds they swing sweetly on Looking Glass Hill,
And the spreading cart's all that the BS does fill.

So now, to the MOAB, good luck or bad cess,
I am bound for far places, my soul for to rest.
Where peace and plain thinking will ease my duress
And there's never a troll, or a whiff of B.S.

But I would not abandon my comrades so free,
Who have shared all my hours 'neath the wide MOAB tree,
I will take kinder measures to your interests to see,
And recruit Martin Gibson to stand in for me.

Willagong Meriwether Pantiwaiste IV,
Googlable Doggerel and other Poems
New Age Productions, San Rafael, 2002


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Apr 06 - 10:56 AM

Or a codpiece under it (if you read the two previous entries in rapid succession).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 09:57 PM

I would suggest that "client-server" networks are not the same as message sending and message receiving, or even bulletin board hosting and bulletin board visiting.

Anyway, it's all packets over the bridge now.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 09:44 PM

THE CODWALLOP BLUES

I woke up this mornin'
Went out an' walloped me a cod
I said I woke up this mornin'
Went out an' walloped me a cod
Well he turned around an' asked me
How come I walloped him so hard

I said it's 'cause yo're ugly
Yo're jus' as ugly as can be
You know I said it's 'cause yo're ugly
Yo're jus' as ugly as can be
Yo're as ugly as that woman
Who went an' made a fool of me

Well I walloped him wif my left hand
An' I walloped him wif my right
I said I walloped him wif my left hand
An' then I walloped him wif my right
I started wallopin' in th' mornin'
An' I was still wallopin' late that night

I got the codwallop blues
An', Lord, they jus' won' let me be
I got them ol' codwallop blues
An', Lord, they jus' won' let me be
When you start wallopin' yore cod
It's awful hard to stop, you see


As recorded by The Deaf Boys of Floribama on their album "Speak Up!", 1927, Puce Possum Records


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 08:38 PM

You do it like this:

"http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=90750&messages=42" target="_blank"

as the destination in your HTML. Obviously the destination URL depends on where you wish to link to.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 08:34 PM

How do you do that link to a new window trick?

The history of england thead is a good and suitable recipticle for silliness.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 07:41 PM

I think Bert's basic premise is MOABworthy indeed. In fact, I propose Bert be given the title of Honorary MOABite.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 07:09 PM

Hmmph!!! Codwallop and erogenic semanticism with hyperbolic atrocities interlarded.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 06:18 PM

If you were a gentleman, you would have posted a link.

I even provided a new window, so you don't lose track of MOM when you go visit the new place.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 03:37 PM

a public service notice to MOABites:

Take a gander at the 'History of England - Part One' thread. Not quite up to MOM's standards - but still good.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 03:33 PM

The notion of a possible nuclear war was involved in the evolution of ARPAnet; it was discussed as an example of the kind of extreme interruption which the ARPANet would need to be able to survive. The result of that requirement was the use of TCPIP and the technique of sending each packet by any possible route, letting the packets reassemble at their destination before being passed on to the application layer. This meant that if a line or a node got blown up, an alternate series of jumps could be found. It was a big improvement over the point-to-point connection model of the phone company.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 01:01 PM

They do not! They are very comfortably housed, at Legion expense I must add, in the best available accomodations at The Old Broncrider's Former Automobile and Truck Emporium, Parts Yard and Computer Repair.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 12:17 PM

yeah - but Rapaire - the buspeople up at the Hovel are called that because they live in the shells of old buses. What most people call buspeople are restauraunt employess hired to clear tables.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 12:13 PM

The buspeople up at the Legion Hovel don't wipe up spilled beer. Well, they do, with their tongues, if the customers don't beat them to it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 11:51 AM

"Full sop" is the work mode a busboy is called into when a customer overturns a full beer onto the table.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 11:25 AM

always prufred. "full stop" was meant, but then again,

Maybe he was a busboy - someone has to wipe up the tables.


and even before 1969 there were networked computers - thus there were "servers" - even though local servers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 11:21 AM

The Internet was created about 1969 as a project for ARPA and was called the ARPAnet; contrary to popular opinion it was NOT intended to allow the US military to communicate in a nuclear war, but the maximize the use of expensive computers. The World Wide Web, which is part of the Internt was invented about 1990 (about the same time I was told to be a System Administrator).

You had a server with a speed of "full sop"??? I did a full sop once and woke up with a terrific hangover, a wrecked car, a black eye, and other Things To Numerous To Mention.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 10:36 AM

I was at a restauraunt recently and I am pretty sure the server was older then 25. Possibly older then god. He had two speeds, full sop and reverse. I'm not sure if he is on the internet or not - never got a chance to ask him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 10:20 AM

Rapaire, libraries aren't what they used to be. I spend as much time promoting events and designing web pages and putting out various Internet related fires as I do simply sitting and writing about library stuff like books and where we're moving them to store the ones that aren't used so much any more but we still want to keep.

I think "25-year-old" and "servers" together are an oxymoron. There weren't servers 25 years ago. There wasn't an Internet 25 years ago. Twenty-five years ago I was 26 and hadn't a thought of owning anything more than my Olivetti portable typewriter.

There were Quarks, but we just didn't know about them. That's different.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Apr 06 - 09:13 AM

Today I will report to the local library consortium the status of the plans to move seven (7) servers from the public library in Idaho Falls fifty miles south to my place during the first week of May (this is not my idea, but IF, where the servers have been for 25 years, has pulled out of the consortium). Tomorrow morn I will present a program entitled something like "The economic value of libraries to a community" at the regional meeting of the Idaho Library Association.

The servers that are being moved are about three years old -- we haven't been using the same servers for a quarter century.

The first was not my idea, but it was either house the consortium servers or buy my own and house them. And it was either the second or be the announcer for the "fashion show" at lunch (or face The Wrath of My Staff).

I hope to get up the to Olympic Pennisula later this Summer, if all goes well. If all doesn't go well I'll simply run screaming through the streets of town.

Oh, dang...still got those two articles to write, and they want more than the words "a" and "the".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 11:37 PM

The world was a map of highways,
And routes across the skies,
And places to go and things to see,
For those who but had eyes
And some traveled far, and some farther still,
To hear, and enjoy and look!
But the Library Man kept working,
Working, working!
The library man kept working
Behind his piles of books.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 11:20 PM

Last night I went to fencing. Tonight I went to the model railroad club. And tomorrow night...I will go shopping with my wife. BUT on Friday! on Friday I'm going to hear Natalie McMasters down in SLC. And on Saturday night I'm going to hear N McM again. And on Sunday I'm sending my wife off to DC and a week later to Blighty. I, on the other hand, will be at work.

Until May 10, when I fly to St. Louie. And on the 16th I will return to SLC at 8:05 p.m., pick up Pat and her parents at the SLC train station at 11:33 p.m., and drive them back to Pocatello on the 17th and they'll be here for a couple of weeks. Pat trains back to Chicago with them, and then goes on to Columbus, OH for a quilt show, back to Valparaiso, IN for another quilt show, and then she flies back to SLC and the spends the next two months in recovery.

But I will be working...working...working.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 10:43 PM

I get 120two two tutu.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 08:25 PM

12021

Another palindromic post bites the dust.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 07:49 PM

Rapaire reveals the truth
For all the world to see,
'Tis plainly shown in sooth,
A saucy varlet he.
And should he sauce too much,
And cause a grave-y frown,
Lettuce be kind, and grate, and give
Only a dressing down.

Poems On Naughty Children
Rudyard Snickerson,
Garden City, Long Island, 1966


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 04:01 PM

There's no plaice like MOAB for the Hollandaise,
No matter how far away you roam,
When you long for the sunshine of a friendly glaze,
For the Hollandaise you can't beat Mom, Sweet Mom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 19 Apr 06 - 03:58 PM

there's no place like MOAB
there's no place like MOAB
there's no place like MOAB
there's no place like MOAB
there's no place like MOAB
there's no place like MOAB


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