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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 09 Apr 06 - 11:08 AM
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Rapparee 08 Apr 06 - 11:13 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Apr 06 - 11:08 AM

You can go out boozing and ladding...manning...guying...well, you know what I mean.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Apr 06 - 12:39 AM

Well I wouldn't be out "boozing and wenching!"

I'm straight. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Apr 06 - 05:24 PM

Well, yeah....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 08 Apr 06 - 04:23 PM

Off boozing and wenching and singing and playing .....

Now now, no time to get jelous, Rapiere. Sounds like a good plan to me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Apr 06 - 11:13 AM

See, Mom? See what kind of gadabout Amos is? Off boozing and wenching and singing and playing while Stilly and I and other people have to work our fingers to the bone with the drudgery that keeps this Great Nation moving forward! Well, Mom, I'll let you in on a secret, a secret of just three little words: Come The Revolution....

(Well, "revolution" isn't a little word, but you know what I mean.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Apr 06 - 09:52 AM

Plan B: It's cold and windy so I'll work in the house instead of out in the yard.

I bet we don't hear from Amos for a couple of days, he's out gadding about the state, heading up north to hang out with Kendall and Jacqui and Joe Offer and a few other 'Catters and Utah Phillips.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Apr 06 - 09:26 PM

TGIF!

I have to clean up the yard, I have to do my income taxes, I have to do some work in the house. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Apr 06 - 02:02 PM

Well...we had climbed up to the top of the cliff by using a slope. At the top we had to get back down...there might have been some beer and/or other beverages involved...and, well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.... (I also lost my glasses when they slid off my my face in the light rain that started on the way down.) And yeah, that was pretty much the rigging we used.

As I said...good rope, harness, carabiners, belaying ropes, a catch net at the bottom -- I probably only survived as long as I have because ignorance didn't kill me off earlier. (Did you know that if a good-sized firecracker goes off when you're holding it in your thumb and index finger your fingers can tingle for a week afterwards? That mixing chlorine beach and ammonium chloride can cause fumes that will clear out a car in a second or less -- including time for braking to a stop?)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Apr 06 - 12:38 PM

You can rappel without a harness but you'd sure better get the wrap right or you die of pain in the descent. This was an emergency technique we used to teach in the Mountaineers when I was a member and teaching in the Basic Climbing Course. The rappel rope ran from the front through the legs, under the cheek and around the leg, up across the chest to the shoulder opposite (diagonal) the cheek, over the shoulder and around the back under the opposite arm (another diagonal), under the pit, a couple of wraps in your hand, and to brake, pull the rope arm against your body down and across the hip.

I'd have to stand up with a rope to double check it, so don't try this on your roof top unless you have no other choice.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 07 Apr 06 - 12:32 PM

Knots are useful to know, especially things like loops in a line without using the ends, and good to practice. If you can tie them without having to look or think, that's also useful.

Clothesline? Cliff? I hope there was a good reason....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Apr 06 - 09:01 AM

Then there's the Prussik knot. Useful.

I once rappeled down a cliff a couple hundred feet high using clothesline (!) passed around my body (no harness!). I was much younger and MUCH more ignorant, which is probably why I survived. If I really, really had to I could do the no-harness bit again, but I'd use a decent rope. Something about tensile strength and stuff....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Apr 06 - 11:20 PM

But all his bowlines bight.

Anyway, I could do that when I was eighteen. Bosn's chair sling, too!

Not any more, though.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 06 Apr 06 - 11:14 PM

Do you do that, to hold back, the curve in a river?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 06 - 11:04 PM

I can tie a bowline on a bight!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 06 Apr 06 - 10:48 PM

KNOTS

You have your Blackwall hitch, and your Carrick bend.
A Sheepshank and a Cat's-paw.
The Fisherman's knot and a Rolling hitch.
Slipknot, Granny knot and a Cow hitch.
The Figure eight, a Timber hitch, the Turk's head and a Square knot.
How about an Overhand/thumb knot, a Clove hitch and the Bowline.
There's the Stevedore's knot, the Surgeon's knot, the Seizing and the Matthew Walker.
The Blackwall hitch, Half hitch, The Rolling hitch, and a True-lover's knot.

You could also have a knot in a tree, a knot on your head, a Gordian Knot or care (k)not about any of this.

Hello MOAB LOVELYS! Good-day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 06 - 03:23 PM

Yeah, well, that's why I don't eat up at the Legion Hovel....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Apr 06 - 03:08 PM

Then take pills to kill them off for the next month. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 06 - 02:32 PM

Hell, out here in The West we eat them things fer lunch!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 Apr 06 - 01:37 PM

at what rate of occurrence?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Apr 06 - 01:33 PM

Table 1. Examples of Pathogens in Inadequately Treated Municipal Wastewater
ORGANISM DISEASE / SYMPTOMS
Bacteria Vibrio cholerae Cholera
Salmonella spp. Salmonellosis (food poisoning), typhoid fevers
Shigella spp. Bacillary dysentery
Yersinia spp. Acute gastroenteritis (including diarrhea, abdominal
pain)
Campylobacter
jejuni
Gastroenteritis

Escherichia coli
(pathogenic
strains)
Gastroenteritis

Viruses

Hepatitis A virus Infectious hepatitis
Polio virus Poliomyelitis
Coxsackievirus Meningitis, pneumonia, hepatitis, fever, common colds,
etc.
Echovirus Meningitis, paralysis, encephalitis, fever, common
colds, diarrhea, etc.
Rotavirus Acute gastroenteritis with severe diarrhea
Norwalk agents Epidemic gastroenteritis with severe diarrhea
Reovirus Respiratory infections, gastroenteritis
Protozoa Cryptosporidium Gastroenteritis
Entamoeba
histolytica
Acute enteritis
Giardia lambia Giardiasis (including diarrhea, abdominal cramps,
weight loss)
Balantidium coli Diarrhea and dysentery
Toxoplasma gondii Toxoplasmosis
Helminth
Worms
Ascaris
lumbricoides
Digestive and nutritional disturbances, abdominal
pain, vomiting, restlessness
Ascaris suum Coughing, chest pain, and fever
Trichuris trichiura Abdominal pain, diarrhea, anemia, weight loss
Toxocara canis Fever, abdominal discomfort, muscle, aches,
neurological symptoms

This list is not complete.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 06 - 12:14 PM

Cup your palm with a forehand slap and you can concentrate the force of the blow into the trigeminal nerve, as the NKVD discovered in the 1930s. I have it on excellent authority tht it really works well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 Apr 06 - 11:45 AM

you should be careful with those backhands - cheekbones could bruis your knuckles. A much better technique is the open forehand smack - and if you cup the palm you can get a really impressive noise with it as well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 06 - 11:36 AM

It probably happened when I backhanded that child with the overdue books. Little punk, mouthy little 6-year-old..."But my sister used my card!" WHACK! "Please don't hit me again!" WHACK!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Apr 06 - 10:57 AM

Aw, that's too easy! Go around and retrace your steps, and do everything you did with your left hand with your right hand. When your right hand feels the way your left hand does, you'll be able to triangulate on the problem task and not do it again that same way.

Simple! Why didn't you think of that?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 10:24 PM

BE easier to deal with if I knew what I did!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 10:19 PM

So far that isn't one of my complaints. I did get my wrists yanked on a bit when the dogs scared up a rabbit in our evening walk. I had them under pretty good control, but they put me to the test. (I walk with the dogs on either side of me, the way Cesar Millan says to walk the dogs, and it works well. They didn't bat an eye at the boxer who barked up a storm as we walked past his yard. I finally crossed the street for distance because I didn't want to incite him to jump his own fence. That's what my dog used to do.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 10:12 PM

Well, I am sorry for your aches and your pains, and I send you beams of Rapid Recovery to Full Rastiness in short order!! :D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 09:38 PM

It gets worse, Amos. I went to the Dr. this afternoon because...make a light fist with your left hand, fingers pointed down. Now bend your wrist down.

I couldn't (can't) do it without pain. Let the fingers dangle, no problem. Wrap 'em into the palm, ouch.

So I have a stabilizing brace on the my left wrist for the next two weeks. Not carpal tunnel, a bad case of tendonitis.

We just a buncha invalids here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 07:32 PM

Why is it in Mom's Place that have the kids are running around with puffed up noses and fevers? My goo'ness!! Camomile tea and castor oil for both of you!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 03:49 PM

I went to the allergist finally. He slapped ME on prednisone and Augmentine and Pat on Z-cillin or Z-Max or Z-something. I'm getting over it, finally.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 02:37 PM

Sorry I wasn't here earlier to help, Rap. I was running to the drug store for my THIRD batch of antibiotics. Last one wasn't working. This will finally knock out the sinus infection, I hope. I've had a low-grade sinus headache for about a month. I'm tired of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 08:26 AM

Oh, Mom! Sometimes you give me SUCH fits, flirting with The Edge like that!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 11:53 AM

And painful for him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 11:50 AM

I can handle Little Hawk shaking his shatner, but let me never hear he has shat his shakers, which would be too spicy for me.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 11:01 AM

The sensible play it safe, by absolutly not mentioning any Canadian, under any circumstances, at all, ever.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 10:41 AM

Stilly - I was raised better then that. I would *NEVER* mention LH "shaking his shatner" in *POLITE* company - but we're here...

(which is not to say that MOAB's children can't be polite.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 10:33 AM

MMario, you shouldn't talk like that amongst polite company!

Oh, what you say?

Okay. Never mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 10:23 AM

I think it was the thought of LH "whipping out his Shatner and shaking it" that broke the 'cat this morning.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 11:43 PM

Yeah. That pinks screen thing? That was Rapaire's "criteria". Leveler heads prevailed. Rapaire's is kinda pear-shaped and sloped.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 10:25 PM

Hi Mom!

I'm tired. I've had a big day of crusading, sowing the seeds of dissent and anarchy, and just bein' pissed off in general.

Rapaire must be around somewhere 'cause both Google ads are for trumpets.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 06:49 PM

Maybe that's what brought up the pink screen this morning!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 03:56 PM

Heck, if those are the only two criteria they'll have to close this whole place down!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 03:37 PM

BWL is out crusading (almost type "cursading," and he's doing a bit of that, also) against closing threads because they're full of nonsense and puns.

Breathe quietly and move slowly and maybe the closing clone will pass by with out noticing Mom's girth. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 03:28 PM

I have a little tiny Shatner action figure up my sleeve. When I am in a difficult situation, such as being confronted by a gang of punks, I just whip out old Bill and say, "Don't make me use this."

Works every time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 03:24 PM

I mean, my trumpet seems to be a Conn New Wonder. I meant whatever it is NPR has up it's sleeve(s).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 08:41 AM

Don't expect me to lend them my trumpet, whatever it is!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 12:23 AM

I can hardly wait to see what the folks at NPR do for April Fools next year. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 10:41 PM

Nah, I was playing the old Al Hirt piece "Java", but kicked up an octave and a half higher than it was written and in a totally different key. And time signature.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 10:22 PM

...because you were playing the Vole Areé song, right?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Apr 06 - 09:19 PM

No, it's what happens when I put a resonator mute in the bell of my trumpet and blow G# above high C. I don't do that very often, because the last time I did it three buzzards fell stunned off a gut wagon and all the voles in six counties moved to Wyoming.


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