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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 27 Feb 06 - 07:05 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 27 Feb 06 - 05:41 PM
John MacKenzie 27 Feb 06 - 04:26 PM
Rapparee 27 Feb 06 - 03:49 PM
Amos 27 Feb 06 - 03:32 PM
Rapparee 27 Feb 06 - 03:13 PM
MMario 27 Feb 06 - 02:54 PM
Little Hawk 27 Feb 06 - 02:51 PM
MOAB 27 Feb 06 - 02:47 PM
Little Hawk 27 Feb 06 - 02:42 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 27 Feb 06 - 02:38 PM
Rapparee 27 Feb 06 - 08:56 AM
Amos 26 Feb 06 - 10:58 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 26 Feb 06 - 10:02 PM
Amos 26 Feb 06 - 09:02 PM
Rapparee 26 Feb 06 - 07:42 PM
Amos 26 Feb 06 - 10:17 AM
Tweed 26 Feb 06 - 09:36 AM
John MacKenzie 26 Feb 06 - 04:31 AM
Acme 26 Feb 06 - 12:22 AM
Amos 26 Feb 06 - 12:14 AM
MOAB 25 Feb 06 - 11:24 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 25 Feb 06 - 11:11 PM
Amos 25 Feb 06 - 11:02 PM
Rapparee 25 Feb 06 - 10:44 PM
Amos 25 Feb 06 - 10:35 PM
Tweed 25 Feb 06 - 10:03 PM
Rapparee 25 Feb 06 - 09:53 PM
Tweed 25 Feb 06 - 09:22 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 25 Feb 06 - 09:07 PM
Acme 25 Feb 06 - 08:43 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 25 Feb 06 - 07:15 PM
Rapparee 25 Feb 06 - 06:33 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 25 Feb 06 - 06:30 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 25 Feb 06 - 06:13 PM
John MacKenzie 25 Feb 06 - 04:37 PM
Amos 25 Feb 06 - 04:31 PM
Rustic Rebel 25 Feb 06 - 03:39 PM
Amos 25 Feb 06 - 03:37 PM
Acme 25 Feb 06 - 01:56 PM
John MacKenzie 25 Feb 06 - 01:25 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 25 Feb 06 - 12:57 PM
Acme 25 Feb 06 - 12:24 PM
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Amos 25 Feb 06 - 12:52 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 07:05 PM

Bee-Dubya, your last post has redeemed you!

I now know how to stabilize Florida and other swamps!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 05:41 PM

And after Mom said she actually likes Chongo, Little Hawk goes and calls her a fraud! Be careful, Little Hawk, you're on slippery ground!

Of course, that ground may be slippery because all the snot from a few posts back hasn't dried yet. After it dries, you'll be on extra-crunchy ground instead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 04:26 PM

That must have been the guy who fell in the cess pit, and although he couldn't swim he went through the motions.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 03:49 PM

It brings tears to my eyes. I only wish that I could have started at the top and worked my way down.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 03:32 PM

LH has only the skimpiest of standing to cast aspersions and make claims to senior knowledge about the nature of our Mother hereabouts.

But don't worry.

Be happy!

Here's a song that Ralph Kramden's buddy Norton used to sing. I think he wrote it, too:

Song of the Sewer from The Honeymooners



Chorus:
We sing the song of the sewer
Of the sewer we sing this song.
Together we stand
With shovels in hand
To keep things floating along.

I work in the sewer,
It's a pretty hard job.
You know they don't hire
Just any old slob.
You don't have to wear
A tie or a coat.
You just gotta know
How to float.

I work in the sewer
With a guy named Bruce.
We're in charge
Of all the refuse.
I go down first
While he holds the lid.
Gee, I'm telling you
What a sweet kid.

A fuuny thing happened
To Bruce yesterday.
The tide came up
He got carried away.
He ended up in Jersey.
But that's O.K. now.
Cause that's where
He lives anyhow.

My father he worked
In the sewer Uptown.
I followed his footsteps
And worked my way down.
That's how I got started
In this here industry.
I just sort of fell into it.
Sheesh, lucky me.




Kinda makes your day, don''t it?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 03:13 PM

LH is jealous because he has come so late unto the bosom of Truth, Justice, and the Canadian-American Way. But MOM will forgive him because she is, well, she's...MOM!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 02:54 PM

WHAT!!!!!

You mean we're all Orphans?

*sob*


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 02:51 PM

You're a fraud. This thread HAS no mother.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MOAB
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 02:47 PM

Now, now, Rapaire! Don't be so hard on Bee-dubya. Let him have all the fuck-all he wants. Remember, dear, that if Bee-dubya has all the fuck-all and you don't have any fuck-all at all, you both still have the very same thing.

Love,

Mom


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 02:42 PM

The War on Suspicion has its eye on you, Amos. Every word you utter is being taken down and may be used against you in a kangaroo court of law. Yessir.

We were doing that with Shambles too, but it overloaded the mainframe after awhile.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 02:38 PM

What? That song was done by The West Floribama Squatters? They is my favorite band! Me an' Bert Hoomid went t' different schools t'gether 'bout ten years apart!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Feb 06 - 08:56 AM

So. The truth comes out. Bee-Dubya-Ell, whom we took and embraced to our collective bosom...Bee-Dubya-Ell, who we brought up and whose feet we placed on the Path of Righteousness...Bee-Dubya-Ell, in whom we placed our hopes and anticipations...Bee-Dubya-Ell, who we lingered to caress while we breathed our evening prayer...Bee-Dubya-Ell, who had joy in his pale blue eyes...

At our fireside, sad and lonely
Often will the bosom swell
At rememberance of the story,
How our noble Bee-Dub fell;
How he strove to bear our banner
Through the thickest of the fight,
And uphold Dear Moab's honor,
In the strength of manhood's night.


Fallen...and now a rich, crass, callow, grasping, over-reaching, avaricious, devouring, niggardly, gluttonous, self-indulgent, edacious, esurient, pennypinching, covetous, plutocrat grinding the poor and depraved beneath the iron heel of his monopolistic Neo-con excesses!

Oh, weep, Mother! For Bee-Dubya-Ell is cornering the world's supply of wonts, ilks, fuck-alls, and such! Oh weep, dear MOAB, for your son had turned away from the Good Book and to Adam Smith's Wealth of Nations!

But that's okay, 'cause Amos and Stilly and Bunn and Giok and me are here to comfort you, to gently press your aged hand and tell you, "It's okay."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 10:58 PM

Oh, AH got plenty of fuck-all
And fuck-all's plennty fer me
I got my land, I got my trees
I got my pottereeeee,
Oh, I got plenty of fuck-all
And fuck-all's plenty fer me.

Now, folks wid plenty of somp'n
Dey like to tell you what's what
Dey think they pretty much sompn,
But they ain't really squat
But I got all this fuck-all
And fuck-all's
Plenteeeeee fer meeeeeeeeee!


"The BeeDub Song"
as performed by Flatt, Dull, Hoomid and Mercantile
performing as The West Floribama Squatters
Pensacola Performing Arts Center, May 26, 2001


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 10:02 PM

On the advice of my financial advisor, I have traded all my squat for an equal amount of fuck-all. He says it's a good move since most of the fuck-all is currently in the UK, but increased globalization will probably result in an increased demand for it in the US.

Meanwhile, if you don't have fuck-all just send me a PM. I've got plenty.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 09:02 PM

He's probably not as hard De Lay as that Enron guy.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 07:42 PM

THAT'S where all my wonts went! I'm gonna go down to whereever it is Bee-Dubya does what he calls "living" and kick his hiatus up 'tween his shoulder blades!

And he yells to Mom about not having any wonts and all he has is squat...what's he tryin' to do, corner the market on wont, squat and ilk? Well, we'll see if he's still laughing at the plight of the wontless, the sorry of the squatless, and the injury of the ilkless when he gets a subpoena to explain hisself to the Sherman Anti-Trust Act people! When he has to play with people like pimps and politicians I'll betcha he won't feel so high-and-mighty! Who does he think he is, Tom De Lay? That Enron guy?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 10:17 AM

BeeDub is having us on, Tweed; he lives in the very lap of luxury now, hair or no, in a sprawling estate lined with old oaks in a tropical climate. He ACTUALLY has a whole chest of 'wonts' in his bedroom, more than any one person would need in three lifetimes. An' he takes a lot of trips and has been on hiatus more times than the average dentist.

Don't be fooled.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 09:36 AM

Bee-Dubz you is suckin' that hind tit alot obver here by the looks of it, and I habv perusified this playing ground scorpulently. Momma won't gibv you diddly squat nor wonts for nothin'.

I know thar ain't much left up on the roof now, but in earlier days was you a redhared stepchile ore somethingg? I waz myself. A redhared stepchild twice included, as they found me floating in a wood CoCola crate on the White River and both sides declamed no knowledge obv my origens.

Howsomever, I did get everthing a child could aks fore and had diddlysquats and wonts aplenty to worry on. I allus felt sartain that redhared steppeeple was gifted due to thar read har. Mine turned to some other color that warn't red anymore and that's when all the trubble3 began. The diddleys disapated and the squats is all but lef for gude!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 04:31 AM

Do dwarves have lowatus's? Or are they just short and squat, maybe they can't be squat because Bee-Dubya-Ell has all the squat.
How can I go behind a bush for a crap if he has all the squats?
Could be nasty if I get the squits.
Giok [The Oatmeal King]


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 12:22 AM

Just so he doesn't have hiatus. A good antacid will help.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 06 - 12:14 AM

Besides, BeeDub, you have BEEN on hiatus -- you just didn't notice it at the time.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MOAB
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 11:24 PM

Bee-dubya, you brainless half-wit! Don't you know that "on hiatus" is a euphymism? It's not a real place. It's what poor lost souls like Tweed call places like homeless shelters, VD clinics, mental hospitals, detox centers and jails! Read between the lines, boy! The only place Tweed's likely to be where they have cable TV is in rehab!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 11:11 PM

I saw a special presentation on the Garden Channel while on hiatus at a place that had cable TV earlier this month. (Tweed)

Mom! Tweed got to go to Hiatus! Why didn't I get to go? CarolC gets an ilk and Rapaire gets a wont and Tweed gets to go to Hiatus and I get diddle-dee-shit! Do you know what having diddle-dee-shit is like? It's a lot like having squat!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 11:02 PM

That really sucks, man. You keep it up someone'll slug you. I think you are deficient in irony.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 10:44 PM

I shall not attempt to leech humor from this subject, to suck it dry (so to speak). To do so would be bloody impolite. Nor will I make any vampire puns, like "he was always stickin' his friends for drinks, and even a stake dinner was in vein."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 10:35 PM

Keep mah leeches in an old fruit jar, honey
Keep mah leeches in a fruit jar, now, babe;
Keep mah leeches in an ole fruit jar,
I always know jes' where they are,
Oh, honey, oh baby, of mine.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 10:03 PM

I'm certain of it Rapaire. I like to keep the leeches in a separate jar.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 09:53 PM

'Snot a leech, is it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 09:22 PM

.....the mucus doesn't just disappear. It becomes worm food. (Bee-Dubya)


My colleague and Peer on the Realm is correct!!! There are snot eating worms present in many gardens and cultivated areas of the world. I saw a special presentation on the Garden Channel while on hiatus at a place that had cable TV earlier this month.

Although they are truly disgusting creatures to behold they are handy to run up the old schnozzola during cold and flu season. Snoteaters have no known side effects like accelerated heart beat and spiked out blood pressure as most "modern" day sinus relief medicines. I have several hanging from each nostril as I write and am breathing like a blacksmith's bellows with a defense contract!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 09:07 PM

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapaire - PM
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 06:33 PM

I have, as is my wont, read whatever has been posted since my last posting....


Mom! Rapaire has a wont! I don't have one! I want a wont! I want a wont so much that I won't shut up until I get one! It's just not fair! Rapaire has a wont and CarolC has an ilk and what do I have? I have squat! Do you know what having squat is like? It's just like not having squat! A wont would be so much more fun. Pretty please?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 08:43 PM

It' snot!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 07:15 PM

It is possible to have bodily fluids without having bodily functions, but it is extremely difficult to be alive while not having both. For example, respiration is a bodily function and mucus is a bodily fluid associated with respiration. If one ceases breathing, the mucus doesn't just disappear. It becomes worm food.

Wait a minute! Is this just a trick question to bring the topic of conversation back around to snot?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 06:33 PM

I have, as is my wont, read whatever has been posted since my last posting and then I went back and re-read the entire Book of Mother. Something that our own Bee-Dubya-Ell said recently is what has stood out from all of the rest of the wisdom contained herein, and it has prompted simple questions from me, a simple man.

Quotation from what's-his-name: ...bodily fluids and functions....

Questions: Your body has fluids and functions? Really? Are bodies supposed to?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 06:30 PM

However, since my posting that message last May, Brian the flea has passed on to that great fleas circus in the sky. That means the center of our lobe of the Universe has been destroyed. Since that jellyfish thing at the center of the other lobe is now all that's keeping the entire Universe from careening of into whatever a universe would careen into if it went careening, we would probably all be well-advised to stock up on batteries, sardines and Vienna sausage. Or, if you're a vegetarian, stock up on whatever vegetarians usually stock up on when facing the end of the Universe. Giok can just stock up on oatmeal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 06:13 PM

Speak ye of serendipity! Not only did my randomly picked previous post wind up being one of my own, but it is about randomness!

I swear I did not cheat. Just ask Mom if you don't believe me. She was right there watching.

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell - PM
Date: 09 May 05 - 11:40 PM

I don't have a random person of the day. I have a random monkey. His name is Excelsior and he is a garden variety Rhesus monkey. Nothing special about him. He doesn't have a random person either. He has a random flea. The flea's name is Brian. Brian doesn't have a random anything. He doesn't need it. Brian thinks the Universe revolves around him. He's correct. Well... sorta. The Universe actually "revolves" in a very complex figure-eight-like pattern. Brian is the center of one lobe. The center of the other lobe is a jellyfish-like creature named Burtfuhlsnizh who lives on a planet orbiting a star in another galaxy some five billion light-years away.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 04:37 PM

I came up with this!

"Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos - PM
Date: 06 Jul 04 - 03:38 PM

I agree with you about Freda. She and I are planning to make an expedition to that cottage I told you about in the Deneb system. You remember. It'll be so great!! Quiet, moonlit nights on the side of a golden sea, where the red rivers flow down the aqua hills...And the twin moons cast multiple shadows along the crinkly sands...like Paradise!!

I can't wait.

A"

Things just get deeper and deeper

Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 04:31 PM

How doth the child of All B.S.
Improve each shining minute?
By randomly clicking history's page
To see what there is in it!
But sober, full of thought returns
Her wandering less than pleasant,
Reporting, pensive, that she learned
All BS is only Present!
There is no there, nor any "then"
Nor "they" elsewhere fulfilling.
And that's the lesson Mom intends
Bequeathed upon her chillun.
Turn to, turn to, the moment's here
And with our Mother's blessing,
Leave ancient pages to the sages
And get thee to BSing.

Melvin the Moabite
Book of Amos, 8:13-25
King Juvenal Harshaw Edition, Old Testament re-Translated
Heinlein Press, 1959


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 03:39 PM

Food for Non-thought:::
My eyeballs bleed with teriyaki sauce that ferments from my pancake soul.
Salty, so salty that I whine with pleasure at the drop of each soy bean.
I ask the waiter in an Italian joint what he recommends and he says, "Catch me at my break."
I stood outside in the rain to try and catch a drizzle of parmesan that was left on my cheek, but my tongue wasn't long enough:::
Recall is not my best attribute, so I'll forget it and call it a tomorrow:::


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 03:37 PM

Hell, if we're playing "drop the needle", here's a rejoinder:

Specious rationalization, Rapaire!!

Buck: Now Wilbur, put down thet shotgyun, Ah kin expleen evvuhthing!!

Wilbur: You low down varmint, knocking up our Maiseybelle!! I oughta send yew tuh Hayull!!

Buck: Now Wilbur, 't'wasn't whut yew think!! We couldn't do nuffin' 'bout it -- us wuz a CHARGE-COUPLED pair!! Like yew done read about!! 'Twasn't like we had a choice!!

Wilbur: Charge coupled, my Aunt Mathilda!! That's just spin talk. Get yer pants on, boy, we're gonna go see thuh preacher!! He'll getcha proper charge-coupled all right. Charge about five bucks. But hat least it'll make a decent woman outta Maiseybelle!

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 01:56 PM

BWL, I was hoping for a little reminiscing or reintroduction of an old topic. Since it didn't happen, I've played my own version of web "drop the needle" and just plopped my mouse down in the middle of the numbers at the top of our beloved MOAB and come up with this post:


    Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
    From: Rapaire - PM
    Date: 20 Oct 04 - 08:37 AM

    My brother Ted ate maggots, but he didn't do the rest of the stuff, at least as far as I know.

    He doesn't eat maggots anymore. Not for a long, long time. Ever since he left the Air Farce, in fact.


Wad'dya think?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 01:25 PM

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son saying,
"All of you b*****ds who want off, get the f**k off now, cause we're in
a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are getting on, get the f**k on,
cause we're going down the tracks".
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there
for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
train,but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take
all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today
and hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we
ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is
no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added..........
"For those of you who are pi**ed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please
see the fat b**ch in the kitchen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choo choo!

G.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 12:57 PM

Methinks I detect a note of sarcasm in yon Tweed's post. Perhaps he is insinuating that the current level of BS on this thread fails to favorably compare to that of the early days when he, himself, was an active MOABite.

Well, I agree! And I believe we can lay the blame firmly upon the shoulders of khandu, who no longer visits us often enough to keep our prattlings from devolving into talk of bodily fluids and functions. Of course, it's understandable that khandu wouldn't want to come around very often since MOABites might still refer to him as King khandu, which is not totally accurate since undergoing that surgical procedure while on vacation in Switzerland. She looks funny with that goatee, but the doctors say it'll stop growing soon and fall out of its own accord.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 12:24 PM

Tweed, did you go back and read it from the beginning to evaluate our overall improvement in the field? Are there any old strands of the discussion we should revisit and improve upon?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 06:57 AM

O, goddam goddam GODDAM!!! What funny goddam BS!! You guys are getting to be like....goddam professionals at this.

Goddammit!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 12:52 AM

LH, you goddamn well behave!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 12:25 AM

If you do, I predict it will drive this thread another 1,000 posts in record time. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 12:23 AM

Well, send the fucker around and we'll by God offend him!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Feb 06 - 12:13 AM

The one saving grace of this thread is that it has not yet offended Shambles...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Feb 06 - 10:22 PM

That's just what they get for playing too many notes.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Feb 06 - 08:30 PM

The only connection I know of between snot and fiddles is a running joke among my musician friends about wiping boogers on fiddle bowhair. A fiddler will come back from a smoke or bathroom break and be told that so-and-so wiped boogers on her bowhair while she was gone. (Yes, it's juvenile, but you know how silly things can get between tunes at sessions.)

That's probably the source of the fiddle-related Google ads. It's pretty scary considering that I've never mentioned it before which means that Google read my mind.


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