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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 27 Mar 05 - 09:18 AM
Rustic Rebel 27 Mar 05 - 02:58 AM
Little Hawk 26 Mar 05 - 11:17 PM
Amos 26 Mar 05 - 11:15 PM
Acme 26 Mar 05 - 11:05 PM
Little Hawk 26 Mar 05 - 10:02 PM
Amos 26 Mar 05 - 09:52 PM
Acme 26 Mar 05 - 09:00 PM
Rapparee 26 Mar 05 - 07:36 PM
Amos 26 Mar 05 - 04:06 PM
Acme 26 Mar 05 - 01:37 PM
Amos 25 Mar 05 - 08:17 PM
khandu 25 Mar 05 - 05:17 PM
Rapparee 25 Mar 05 - 04:04 PM
khandu 25 Mar 05 - 12:35 PM
khandu 25 Mar 05 - 12:34 PM
Amos 25 Mar 05 - 12:30 PM
Rapparee 25 Mar 05 - 12:26 PM
Rapparee 25 Mar 05 - 12:10 PM
khandu 25 Mar 05 - 12:03 PM
Rapparee 25 Mar 05 - 12:02 PM
Amos 25 Mar 05 - 12:01 PM
khandu 25 Mar 05 - 11:49 AM
Acme 25 Mar 05 - 10:26 AM
GUEST,William Shatner 25 Mar 05 - 10:25 AM
Acme 25 Mar 05 - 10:24 AM
GUEST,ralphs 25 Mar 05 - 10:23 AM
Acme 25 Mar 05 - 10:22 AM
GUEST,Fred 25 Mar 05 - 10:20 AM
Acme 25 Mar 05 - 10:17 AM
Acme 25 Mar 05 - 10:15 AM
Acme 25 Mar 05 - 10:13 AM
Acme 25 Mar 05 - 10:07 AM
Acme 25 Mar 05 - 10:05 AM
Acme 25 Mar 05 - 09:59 AM
Rapparee 25 Mar 05 - 09:28 AM
Rapparee 25 Mar 05 - 09:27 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 25 Mar 05 - 09:21 AM
Bunnahabhain 25 Mar 05 - 07:25 AM
Rapparee 24 Mar 05 - 10:16 PM
Amos 24 Mar 05 - 10:08 PM
GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell 24 Mar 05 - 09:24 PM
Rapparee 24 Mar 05 - 07:16 PM
Bunnahabhain 24 Mar 05 - 01:02 PM
GUEST,chuckles progenitor 24 Mar 05 - 10:52 AM
Acme 24 Mar 05 - 10:22 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 09:18 AM

I think Little Hawk should be ashamed of himself; I assume he put on Guest's clothing and re-opened every Shatner thread he could find. This is very non-kulturny behaviour indeed.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 02:58 AM

I know I had a point to make, until I came on here and read all this bullshit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Mar 05 - 11:17 PM

Sesquipedalian terminology designed to obfusate and harass! Vague and puerile slander! Unacceptable!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Mar 05 - 11:15 PM

Sheer meretricious gobbledygook, that's what!! Ineluctably mediocre and base-minded. DEE-sgustin', too!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Mar 05 - 11:05 PM

Ridem' Space Cowboy!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Mar 05 - 10:02 PM

Bill, of course you are still the greatest. Everybody knows that. When I think of how you battled the Gorn in "Arena" with your harvest gold lycra T-shirt torn half off your sweating torso, I get all short of breath. I was recently viewing your rendition of "Rocket Man". Words fail me. Warp 10? Aye, sir!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Mar 05 - 09:52 PM

Did you dig that up in the Library, Rapaire?    They pay you to do this stuff? I swan!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Mar 05 - 09:00 PM

Now he tells us. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 05 - 07:36 PM

sdrawkcab ssa is the name of one of the Old Ones. Do not, I repeat, do NOT, say it aloud at midnight on St. Festus' Eve if you are standing on the grave of a hanged man on the beach at the Bay of Fundy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Mar 05 - 04:06 PM

Although it has a certain phonemic charm I see no merit in doing so.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Mar 05 - 01:37 PM

Would there be any reason you would want to turn "ass backwards" into "sdrawkcab ssa?"

Just wondering.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 08:17 PM

At least no-one can call you a start-up. pu-trats, backwards. They're just exhausting.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 05:17 PM

How true. But...if "upstart" was spelled with other letters...say, f-l-u-r & p in that order, I believe it would not spell "tratspu" backwards. Of course, I could be wrong.

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 04:04 PM

"Upstart" is just "Startup" spelled backwards. Or maybe sort of slantways. "Upstart" spelled backwards is "tratspU."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 12:35 PM

Upstart! I like it!

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 12:34 PM

That Rap fellow...he surely knows how to celebrate! Walking octopi...who'd a thunk it??

Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 12:30 PM

It really is an accomplishment, the like of which has not been seen since the days of the Pyramids being raised in the sands of the Nile Valley. I am SO impressed. What an upstart you tuirned out to be, Khandu!! LOL!! :D

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 12:26 PM

To celebrate, let's all use Real Player and look at walking octopi!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 12:10 PM

Hear, hear!

Woodcha turn down that rap stuff?! I can't hear!

Did Khandu say something?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 12:03 PM

Yes yes! I hear you. I hear you all. I tried to ignore the demands for a speech but you are too overwhelming, so...here goes!

Ladies, Gentlemen, and your ilk...

It is with tremendous reverence that I posted the 7001 post to this wonderful thread. Yes, I remember when MOAB was just a wee thought passing through my Kingly head; then, nearly two years ago, MOAB became a "light-bulb", an inspired idea, and I acted on it regally.

There were detractors as you all know. But BS has ever had detractors, yet it continues, even as MOAB has continued.

True, JOE OFFER stepped to the plate and gave MOAB his Official Blessing. Certainly that was an encouragement to many, yet, I think MOAB would have continued even without his blessing.

I feared for MOAB's life in the early days; I thought she would die somewhere between 100-200 posts. I underestimated the power inherent in her...the POWER of BULLSHIT!!!

And now, 7000+ strong, she stands tall in the anus of society, proudly pumping out bovine fecal matter by the ton.

I am humbled. I am awed. I am asloTweed.

King khanduwhoisasloTweed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 12:02 PM

First fruits and tithes are odious things,
And so are Bishops, Priests, and King Khandu, who who is really Tweed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 12:01 PM

I am right here!! Really!! I am! I am!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 11:49 AM

HAW I GOT IT!!!! I GOT THE COVETED 7001 POST!!!!!!!!


HAW HAW HAW!!!!!

King khandu


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 10:26 AM

7000


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,William Shatner
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 10:25 AM

Little Hawk? Are you around? I haven't heard you sing my praise lately. If no one else minds, I might just step up to the line on this number. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 10:24 AM

Geez, guys, I'm here talking to myself while BWL throws pots around Florida. Where's Amos? Sleeping in?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,ralphs
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 10:23 AM

Har! Satisfied?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 10:22 AM

Aren't "Ralphs" supposed to say "Har"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Fred
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 10:20 AM

er. . . whose gonna eat BWL if he's not home? Har! Chuckles WTF? are you doing there? Anyone could find that big red star, and now he's hiding under a letter. "A?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 10:17 AM

Well, darn. The whole page sometimes crawls along when you do that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 10:15 AM

"Marquee" without a closing tag and not going through "preview."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 10:13 AM

Nothing's going through now. What's up? Maybe "Preview" is broken again?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 10:07 AM

oops. out of order.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 10:05 AM

see what I mean?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 09:59 AM

You Mean Like This?

(You should see what happens when you forget to close the marquee tag--it's a hoot, but really hard to read)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 09:28 AM

Yeah, yeah, Bee-dubya, and someday the DEA is gonna catch up with you for selling pot.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 09:27 AM

Don’t Ask! You don’t want to know how
effects are done! Your soul is at risk!


It involves the sacrifice of innocent young
chickens, Khandu, and a mystical eldritch
diagram of the innards of a tube radio.


(PM me and I’ll tell you how I do it. It actually involves HTML, but there are shortcuts.)





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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 09:21 AM

Well, I won't be making that 7000th post 'cause I'm off to the other end of Florida to sell pots. See ya on Monday


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 25 Mar 05 - 07:25 AM

WARNING WARNING WARNING!

For the next 20 posts we must keep up a active Flamenco ted thousnd post crasher watch. Our new C-A-T reduced amino protien gun will be most useful in this. The techniques must be perfected in time for the 10k, which intelligence predicts he will make a strong thrust for.

Bunnhabhain.

BTW, where can I find where to add various letter effects- size, font, colour, scrolling text, etc?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 10:16 PM

I think that it's short for "Wussy," the amino acid that makes wimps.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 10:08 PM

So does, WTF? Over!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 09:24 PM

That's right, Rapaire. "What amino acid" begins with W. "Who's on first" also begins with W.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 07:16 PM

What amino acid begins with W? Or a 4,T? I know was C-A-T amino linkages are, but these are unknown to me.

freds must be weird, man, weird.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 01:02 PM

MOM!
chuckles progenitor is telling us what to do again. It's not fair! Why do we have to listen to him just because he's 37.9 times older than the universe! And tell him to stop sitting on ralphs, he's gone quite for a long time and turned a funny orange colour. MOM!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,chuckles progenitor
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 10:52 AM

no W-A-G-T-C-A-W-A-T-G-A-A-C-C-W-W-G-T-T-W-A-G-T-C-A-W-A-T-G-A-A-C-O-4,T twelth heptet on my/our genetic lineage!

And do not take that tone with me/us/we youthful being!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 10:22 AM

The dwelling Offred (with apologies to Margaret Atwood).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chuckles
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 09:06 AM

I have no genetic ancestor with a W-A-G-T-C-A-W-A-T-G-A-A-C-C-W-W-G-T-T-W-A-G-T-C-A-W-A-T-G-A-A-C-O-4,T sequencing in the first genetic triplet or in the twelfth heptet. True freds know this; it is Knowledge. I will felicitously consume the creature Bee-Dubya-Ell if it is still within this dimensional matrix or any other to which I have Gate access. freds know why I must do this, for the creature Bee-Dubya-Ell was the proximate cause of Bubba-Bubba's Transition Without Issue and resulting waste of Star-A-Star genetic material. Fortunately, I have recovered the Labrador Retriever and will be able to propogate Bubba-Bubba's mamory therefrom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds genetic ancestor/sib
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 08:40 AM

MOAB - we freds appeal to you as one genetic progenitor to another. we freds are/were searching for offspring of past genetic transfer currently using self-designator "chuckles". This our/my gene-offspring is far too young for hesheit to attempt genetic replication even if sheheit finds compatible tranfer mates.

If you have any knowledge of our/my clone-young I/we are currently residing in a building of dried clay blocks in regional designation virginia, Luray. Very pleasant surroundings with many winged rats present to snack on. Though this pleasant is/was for me/us desiring reunion with gene-clone "Chuckles" soonest before the wee dear/s is/are making biggest mistake.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 05:01 AM

A fine-looking case it is too, BWL. Searses best, no mistake.

I would suggest that the contrast is as between a road with some half-inch flaws in the surface asphalt and a road with six-inch potholes that make you fear for your frame. But my case is also tired and needs to be rested.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 24 Mar 05 - 01:02 AM

Monkey dick, monkey dick, monkey dick
I see it three times,
must be a trick.
To say anymore
you'd call it monkey dick lore
And I wonder,
when they clean, do they lick?


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