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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Kim C 07 Oct 03 - 11:19 AM
Rustic Rebel 06 Oct 03 - 10:32 PM
Rustic Rebel 06 Oct 03 - 10:25 PM
Little Hawk 06 Oct 03 - 04:21 PM
Amos 06 Oct 03 - 03:20 PM
GUEST,freds 06 Oct 03 - 02:58 PM
Little Hawk 06 Oct 03 - 12:51 PM
Amos 06 Oct 03 - 12:28 PM
GUEST,freds 06 Oct 03 - 09:24 AM
Little Hawk 05 Oct 03 - 07:04 PM
Little Hawk 03 Oct 03 - 12:00 PM
Amos 03 Oct 03 - 10:07 AM
Little Hawk 03 Oct 03 - 01:02 AM
Little Hawk 03 Oct 03 - 01:01 AM
Amos 02 Oct 03 - 11:09 PM
Rustic Rebel 02 Oct 03 - 09:34 PM
Little Hawk 02 Oct 03 - 07:23 PM
Little Hawk 02 Oct 03 - 05:28 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Oct 03 - 04:40 PM
GUEST,Kim C no cookie 02 Oct 03 - 02:13 PM
Little Hawk 02 Oct 03 - 12:47 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Oct 03 - 09:40 AM
Amos 01 Oct 03 - 10:14 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Kim C
Date: 07 Oct 03 - 11:19 AM

Okay, then, here's another one. Who else thinks it's funny when you go to a shop, and the clerk says, "Are you finding everything okay?"

What the hell does that mean, exactly?

Am I finding what I'm looking for? Maybe yes, maybe no, if I'm obviously wandering aimlessly about, then I'm probably not finding it.

Do I find the conditions in the establishment to be suitable? Hmm. Half the time I go into a department at a department store and there ain't anyone there to help me. Once when I was trying to pay for a hat, I went to three registers, to find No One. I went to Fine Jewelry and they said they could only ring up Fine Jewelry, but anyone else could help me. But I can't find anyone else, I said.

I surely didn't find that okay. But I did eventually get to pay for my hat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 10:32 PM

oh, one moree thing before i get reely buzzed, little hawky- i think it must bee the librarian or the nancy lieder thats the harpy, most certainly    not the maiden aunt.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 10:25 PM

The plagues have already started. Two days ago we were swarmed by the Asian beatles. The sky was black with them and they fell upon us like bug rain. It's sure to be a sign from the freds.
Take back your damned little bugs. They are everywhere.
They are flying in my face around the light of the computer...
Oh shit I think I just swallowed one in my water...
I feel kind of funny now...
I can't seem to think clearly...
Oh the blastard ferds have reely don sumthin now...
i am certan this is a plot but ya no what? i really dont feel al l that bad, hmmmm maybe i will tri anodder one... come ere little buggy.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 04:21 PM

Ouch! Now I'm scared. This is no laughing matter, so I will not say "Har". At least Ontario had the good sense to kick the Conservative Party out of office last Thursday.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 03:20 PM

That sounds pretty bad -- you mean Gray Davis? Cuz if you mean Bush it just is NOT gonna happen.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 02:58 PM

Listen, chaps. You don't know what you are in for if we Finalize you. But because of Bee-dubya-ell's emotional ties to one of ours, we'll provide a clue. One single little word, but this clue should scare the pantaloons off of you. One single word, and it applies equally to the "United States" and the "United Kingdom." One single word:

                         re-election


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 12:51 PM

Amos, you sarcastic bastard, we have a trash disposal device all prepared for you when you get around to visiting Orillia. It dices, it slices, it squooshes... :-) You can buy them at a 1-800 number on the shopping channel.

Freds - "Finality", is it? Oooooo...I am terrified, just terrified! If you go to a site called "Zetatalk" you will find that a woman named Nancy Lieder has already forecast Finality for our civilization anyway. It was scheduled for May 15th past. When it didn't happen on schedule Nancy adroitly re-scheduled it for an unknown date sometime in the next few years, more or less...depending on what does or doesn't happen. BUT...be assured that Finality has already been guaranteed by Nancy Lieder, which kind of upstages your feeble threats, doesn't it? Hmmmm??? Now just "push off", as the British say. There's no use threatening to finalize what is already due for certain finalization regardless!

Har!

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 12:28 PM

Fail to grasp? How can that be? LH, the all-grasping? I fail to believe it!!

Whether it exists or not.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 09:24 AM

We have attempted to be your friends, but your silly insistence upon xenophobia seems to preclude any sort of intelligent and amicable interaction. To mock your betters is considered not only dangerous, but extremely bad manners by the rest of Civilization.

Before effecting Finality upon you, however, we have taken one step which might raise your level of gentility such that you can take your place in the Galactic Scheme (albeit at a very low level as a Self-Endangered Species). Should you fail in this, we will be forced, with great reluctance, to Finalize your pitiful little solar system.

Oh, yes. Bee-Dubya-Ell, Bubba Bubba is no longer looking for you. Herit has decided -- and tests have confirmed -- that such intelligent and lovely little hatchlings could never have shared any of your genetic materials and that they are the result of autoendoparthenogenesis after all. To whatever dim level your awareness is capable, however, you should know that ither's male-male progenitor is searching for you -- something about "breaking my little herit's hearts" and "trifling with ither's affections." He-he is carrying a weapon he-he obtained on this planet which is capable of projecting multiple small, round, leaden balls by means of the rapid oxidation of nitrocellulose initiated by a sharp blow to a small container of mecury fulminate. He-he is also carrying a large "straight razor" and a "baseball bat."

Should you care to know, the hatchlings will be stewed tomorrow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 03 - 07:04 PM

And...I fail to grasp why this thread has fallen into a fallow period....BUT...I do not fail to believe that that may change!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 12:00 PM

A wise move, Amos. Besides, you've already upset me enough by suggesting that Shatner is second fiddle to Leslie Nielsen. I fail to understand how anyone could make such an outrageous assertion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 10:07 AM

Little Hawk:

Never mind. The strain is beginning to show on you and I will not be responsible for exacerbating things with multi-spasming metaphysics!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 01:02 AM

1200!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! (laughing and gibbering insanely...)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 01:01 AM

I fail to see what you mean, Amos... :-)

In order to fail to exist, something must perforce exist, because if it didn't exist it could not experience failure! Failure is not experienced in a total vacuum, it implies a prior field of action, so to speak, upon which field one endeavours to succeed or fail at something.

Now, I can see that something could fail to continue existing on a given timeline, but how can it fail to exist, period?

Further to that, linear time as we know it is itself contained within the eternal NOW which is inclusive of all time...therefore although something may fail to exist at a given moment on the timeline it cannot fail to exist in the larger context of all Eternity.

Anything that is capable of failure HAS to exist!

Dontcha love this thread? :-)

And who is the scrawny old harpy that RR is referring to? If this insult is directed at my maiden aunt, I shall be vexed! If it is directed toward Orillia's most senior town librarian, then I must admit it's accurate.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 11:09 PM

Little Hawk:

Steady, boy -- there is an extraordinary population of things which have failed to exist, or not, more than you can count or even perhaps imagine!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 09:34 PM

I fail to see a flibbertigibbet. Aw Huh. That's what I fail to see.
Under the circumstances, Hawk will probably ask, "How could that be?"
"You either can see a flibbertigibbet or you cannot, there isn't another way."
But I will respond, most eloquently, this is what I say,
"I don't need to see a flibbertigibbet, to hear that scrawney old harpy, babble on,the entire day."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 07:23 PM

This just in! Freds resemble grape jello, but are apparently less intelligent, scoring very low on IQ tests and taking 35 times longer to negotiate simple mazes than a drunken rat. Freds may yet find a purpose, serving as key advisors on US foreign policy for the Bush administration.

Har!

We are inexorably approaching 1200 posts....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 05:28 PM

I still do not believe that anyone can fail to believe something. They can believe it or not believe it. They can choose to believe or not believe. They can decide to believe or not to believe. But they cannot fail to believe! It's ridiculous. It would be like failing to exist (or not).

This implies failure on such a massive scale that I am surprised you dare to admit to it on a public forum... :-)

Har!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 04:40 PM

Little Hawk,

To address your confused state:

1) "Fail to believe" is synonymous with "I find difficult to believe". If "believe" carries too many religious connotations you may substitute "understand". It may be a southern colloquialism that is not used in Soviet Cannuckstan, or possibly not even north of Virginia. I don't know.

2) "They", in the context of the post to which you refer, means the members of The Fred Society. It has nothing to do with paranoid states. I'm not saying that I'm not paranoid, and, yes, sometimes "they" does refer to "them", but not in this case.

3)"My earlier post" refers to the post which I made to this thread at 8:15 PM on September 30, in which I mentioned having received junk mail from Fred's stores and to which you responded "Har!" at 2:38 PM on October 1.

I hope you are now un-confused, clear and lucid and only suffering under the delusions and illusions that are normal parts of your rather tilted waking consciousness.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 02:13 PM

Ich glaube, dass Sie haben ein Vogel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 12:47 PM

Bee-dubya, I have tried and tried to understand what the hell it is you mean by saying:

"I also fail to believe that they didn't mention the Fred's stores to which I referred in my earlier post."

Ummm...what? It isn't a question of believing, it's just a question of looking it up. How does one "fail to believe" something? You either do believe it or you don't....or you don't know what to believe, in which case you reserve judgement, pending further investigation. Does this failure to believe have you pacing the floor at night? Who are the mysterious "they" who didn't mention the Fred's stores? Which earlier post?

Does your failure to believe imply a reluctance to rest your assurance upon assumptions from which one can infer a lack of complete certainty or is it rather the case that you are simply not yet experienced enough in the dialectics of belief systems and their corollary apposites to venture a firm opinion based on belief or unbelief?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 09:40 AM

Maybe I just missed it (and, contrary to popular belief, I do have a life to lead so I can't spent all day looking for it) but I didn't see any reference to the '60s British group Freddy and the Dreamers on the Fred Society page. Who can forget "Do the Freddy"? I certainly hope that they are, in fact, mentioned somewhere on the sight. Having a Fred Society site without that particular Fred is like having a Bill Society without Shatner.

I also fail to believe that they didn't mention the Fred's stores to which I referred in my earlier post. (No it wasn't a joke.) Fred's stores are all over south Alabama but the one that just opened here is Fred's first incursion into Florida. They began as chain of drug stores but the bankruptcy of a regional grocery chain left some larger-than-a-drugstore-would-ever-need size retail spaces for lease at below-market rates so Fred's has expanded into a WalMart wannabe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Oct 03 - 10:14 PM

And major America corporations like HALLMARK are getting into the act, too!!! So there...

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 01 Oct 03 - 08:34 PM

It seems like we aren't the only ones on to you freds. You may be trying to infiltrate our societies but the word is out, and you will be stopped! If you don't believe me, check it out for yourself freds
Yeah, what Little Hawk said, HAR!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Oct 03 - 02:38 PM

Har!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Sep 03 - 09:36 PM

Obviously, BWL has yeat to be apprised of the bi-directional co-habitual spousal tracker recently introduced into Western civilization by a Fred disguised as an eccentric inventor; it uses GPS to track aged spouses toward each other or away from each other, depending on the setting inthe preferences; but it also locates "spouses of interest to the Freds", according to the Manual of Abuse.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Sep 03 - 08:15 PM

Oh dear Lord! I opened my mailbox and whatta ya think was in it? Junk mail from freds! That's right folks! Freds have opened a store in my town of residence.   (Well, actually I don't reside there. I live 20 miles away, but it's the closest town big enough to have a post office.) I have received a 24 page color brochure that says:

"FRED'S Grand Opening! Wednesday, Oct. 1st!"


I did make note of the fact that "FRED'S" is capitalized and contains an apostrophe, but I'm sure that is just due to those tricky freds trying to confuse the issue. We know the truth! It's freds' attempt to hunt me down and force me to pay hatchling support to that slut Bubba Bubba! Well. it ain't gonna happen! You freds think you can just open a store and offer DVD players for $49.99 and Dawn dishwashing liquid for 4/$3.00 and that I'll rush in there like a typical dollar-store junkie and be ensnared in your trap. Hah! I wouldn't touch one of those DVD players with an eleven-foot pole! I'm sure that there's some kind of built-in tracking device in the remote control. No way baby! This guy wasn't born yesterday. You freds want me, come and get me! But you better come prepared for a fight!

On the other hand, the 39 oz. cans of Folgers coffee for $4.50 each are a pretty good deal, and my wife likes Folgers.   Maybe I'll send her in for a couple of cans.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Sep 03 - 11:58 PM

The fred, on the other hand, according to their own oral tradition, do it the other way around, spasming in multi-vulvate delight. Just a nut that fell a little further from the tree, I guess...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Sep 03 - 11:35 PM

Anything that "vulvates in multi-spasm delight" is guaranteed to get a fair bit of attention, Tweed, so I think you're on the right track. That is a phrase I intend to enter into my book of "503 useful phrases and expressions for travellers in North Ontario", due for release next May 31st.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 26 Sep 03 - 07:56 PM

Confined Little Harg? HAW!! My fevered cashew sized brain vulvates in multi-spasm delight with every new direction this heap of crap takes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Sep 03 - 05:54 PM

Ah, freds, you're screwing up again..."We are far to humble..." you say. Not so! "To humble" is an infinitive. What you meant to say was "We are far too humble to do that."

"Too" and "to". There's a big difference. It's little slip-ups like this that stand between you freds and complete interplanetary dominance. Unless you master the finer points you will never escape your present fate of being confined to the mediocre peanut gallery in the galaxy of universal BS.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 26 Sep 03 - 03:02 PM

We freds never, ever capitalize the first letter of our racial cognomen. We are far to humble to do that.

And we would never be an agent working against peace. We freds are very peaceful and we bend all of our efforts to ensuring peace throughout the Universe. Our motto, "There is nothing so peaceful as dead folks", rings through our hearts and minds every moment and is engraven upon the soul of every fred from the moment of hatchbirth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Sep 03 - 01:45 AM

Well and good -- one of the class is finally allowing the penny to drop!! Kudos!! Hope!!

Did you also notice, Oh Top of Class, that the student to your left, RR yclept, is blaming the whole thing on you??

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 11:00 PM

HELP!!!!

I think I understand what Amos just said!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 10:49 PM

Amos,
I rhapsodize in an aphorism way, only because the pulchritude of this filar, inculcates me in a most pixilated way.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 10:16 PM

RR:

I am truly and profoundedly baboonerized by the indefatigable providundity of your prununciamentoes and memorabiliousness of phrasing. You really got it, fo' sho'! :>)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 09:39 PM

Quite the contrary ,oh Lord of the Fred.(s) I think I have figured you out, and I will now disclose my figuring.
I believe you are the undercover agent that was just discussing playing cards in the arena of the peace lovers convention site. I will say no more until I have more evidence to go on.
Until then speak quietly and walk with a rubber duck.
Rustic Rebel the III


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 09:22 PM

Ah, we are glad to see that you are still here. We thought to bring you up to date on Bubba Bubba (as you call ither). Sheit has been traced, and our instruments are now indicating that itshe is among you and called heritself "Rustic Rebel." We urge you to beware of this "Rustic Rebel" and know that we will come as quickly as we can after that doofus Jobob has returned with the negatizer heitshe left on Claude VIa.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 08:43 PM

Can this be the cong`e of the Mother?
The swan song to the end?
Bullshit at the caf`e has had it's Terminus Ad Quem?
Has it's telic been reached?
The `tout ensemble has `tout `a fait and `tout de suite pretermitted?
Ah, good fellows, don't be lugubrious,
because I'm bringing it back up without a thing to vocalize.

Viva la Mother of all BS threads!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 19 Sep 03 - 09:19 PM

I confess I did not read it Little Harque. I am so saturated with BS that I find it hard to click on anything besides this thread which has become my fate and ...destiny. Doomed forebber to post puerile absurdities...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Sep 03 - 07:29 PM

You're a man of rare judgement and perspicacity, Tweed. The next time we need expert advice on treating any rare malady around here, I intend to contact you right away.

Did you see the latest homage to Ms PR on the Punch the Horse thread? Quite moving, it was.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 19 Sep 03 - 06:50 PM

Queen CaroltheSailorgirl, I suspect foul play in this matter of King Khandazz. It has been some little time since he complained of a sticky keyboard on his laptop and also of being severely backed up.

Naturally I advised our Lord and Ruler to run the laptop through a common automatic dishwasher and to drink a quart of kerosene daily to solve these minor maladies and have heard not a word from his Highness since. It is very curious I think.
Hail Streisand!

Yerz,
Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Sep 03 - 03:51 PM

Better try contacting Spaw about that, Carol. He keeps tabs on Khandu.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 19 Sep 03 - 01:55 PM

Did the freds eat khandu? I sent him a PM a while back and haven't heard from him. I notice he hasn't posted in Mudcat since the beginning of Aug. How long, if they did eat him, before they shit him back out again?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Sep 03 - 12:38 PM

I apologize. The mass distribution to which I refered was not for the Universe, but only for the Milky Way galaxy. Anyway, here's a link. Other work has discovered that the so-called "dark matter" in our galaxy and throughout the Universe is BS, so that problem is solved.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 09:25 PM

Not only will it not go away, the BS density of the Universe has been mapped!! Yes!!

I'll create a link to it when the site comes back up -- right now, it's gone down with Isabel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 11:49 AM

As has already been determined, the total supply of BS in the Universe is infinity-minus-one-mebbe-one-and-a-half. There's lots of it. However, that does not mean that the BS is equally and evenly distributed. BS does not adhere to the Mediocrity Principle (the principle that no place in the Universe is special - it would look more or less the same regardless of where you happen to be in it). BS comes in massive clumps and those clumps often occur in series (or sometimes in parallel). Some days there are lots of clumps. Some days there are none. Some days the bull is constipated. Some days he has diarrhea.   

But, have no fear! The BS will NOT go away.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 11:46 AM

This is what Little Hawk is best at -- mouth to BS resuscitation!! Better'n Spaw with a possum in his hand.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 11:00 AM

Oh, it's a long, long road
From May to December
But it's longer still
When I remember
The way this thread began
On that day long ago
When Khandu launched it
And the BS flowed

Now the posts dwindle down
To a precious few
Some in English
Some in Spanish

But those few posts we have
Shall not be in vain
For the BS lives
And will rise again!

Hail Shatner!

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Sep 03 - 12:42 PM

Oh dear. The Great Mother is about to slip over the edge into obscurity. Can't have that! REFRESH!


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