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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 09:03 PM

Brevity? I don't like brevity, I like to keep it short and to the point.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 04:34 PM

Good pome, Amos!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 04:09 PM

YEah, take your time. Lesson Two will be on cleaving to brevity!



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 04:01 PM

Much later, okay?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 03:52 PM

Call him irrepressible
Call him undeniable
Call him unremarkable too.
Call him unreliable
Call him indefensible
Call him unrepairable too.
Call him unprofessional
Call him inexpressible
Call him inexcusable too.
Call him quite unfashionable
Call him uninsurable
Call him undesirable too.
Call him unexceptional
Call him unsuppressable
Call him unconventional too.
Call him undecipherable
Call him unapproachable
Call him uneconomical too.

Heck, that's enough for now. I'll get back to this later.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 02:39 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 02:32 PM

What would you do if you had $1M?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 02:22 PM

I wish I had a million bucks,
I wish I had a mansion.
But most of all, I dearly wish
That Rapparee would learn the fundamental elements of scansion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 01:49 PM

Call him irrepressible
Call him underwearable
Throw in unDependsable, too

Do his foolish alibis bore you?
Well, he's not too clever, 'cause he
Lives in the San Diego Zoo.

       Douglas Lincoln de Bates Collected Shorts
          (Gallows Hill Park: Lynch & Stretchum, 1843)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 12:57 PM

You're irrepressible, aren't you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 12:33 PM

The clock was running down too fast!
Oh, how our hearts did whirl.
Said I, "One trick will save our ass!
"Just hand-off to the girls!"

So on the snap I faked a throw
And whirled around to Jane,
And she lateraled to Stilly Sage
With a speed that was 'most insane!

And Stilly held that ball aloft,
And danced with grace amazing,
Her fingers flew, her windows too,
Her trail was bright, and blazing!

She danced, she leapt, she dodged, she twirled!
She posted without pausing,
The Goal Posts then were all her world,
And a ruction she was causing.

The stoppers tried to stop her, boys,
They fell right on their faces.
They goofed the fluke and fell apart,
And fainted in the traces.

And Stilly stepped across that line,
And new light filled the day,
She spiked the ball, and let out a cvall.
"There's Forty Five of Kay!!"

THe crowd went wild, they spilled their beer,
They screamed to beat the band.
And then they all went home, to wait
For the next dramatic Grand.

But Stilly says she's done her bit,
And although the thrill was nifty,
She thinks she's gonna rest a bit,
Until the Kays reach Fifty.

And as the sun goes slowly down,
And the birds sleep in the park,
The sun sets, too, on Little Hawk
WHo carps there in the dark.

Winston Merriwether Strumpet-Toes Junior
The Rising of the Kay
Poobah and Boffin, Inc.
NYC, NY, 2012


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 12:19 PM

Heh! Heh! Lovely responses indeed. Amos even called me "sirrah" again. Stilly, I can only say I admire your forbearance, holding off for a whole 5,000 posts.

I palpitate to think what will happen when post 50,000 starts approaching! As for post 100,000...well...no, it's not even worth thinking about.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 12:07 PM

I'm not a poet, in the long sense that Amos and Rap subscribe to, so I don't attempt it. I just wanted to keep some of those outlyers from pouncing on the number. I noticed Walksabout Verse hanging around the entrance to the alley, waiting the jump the line.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 10:29 AM

The idle complaints of the indolent onlooker, always ready to criticize those who do, carp about those who raise the dust, who hew the stone, who pen the verses, who reach out to capture the gigantic numbers. Piffle, sirrah!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 09:05 AM

Envy ill becomes you, LH.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Jun 12 - 01:02 AM

Pfffle. I don't post a bunch in a row for a simple 1000 posts. I do it for large substantial numbers. You can rely on me to not fuss with this kind of thing for at least another 5,000 posts.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 09:52 PM

How long before this nonsense starts up again? I mean...the race to 46,000. When will Amos start composing florid rhymes heralding the approach of the great moment? When will Rapparee answer them with doggerel of his own? When will SRS post 15 or 20 times in a row as the deadline approaches?

How long have I got without having to witness that sort of thing on this thread? Hmmm? That period of 1,000 posts is starting to whiz by way too fast, if you ask me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 09:35 PM

You ARE going to donate that to PETBEN, aren't you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 09:27 PM

Okay. Now I can go and eat dinner.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 09:23 PM

45,000 is round. And big. And mine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 09:23 PM

Almost.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 09:23 PM

Closing in.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 09:22 PM

Closer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 09:22 PM

Of course a very large number is a nice target.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 09:21 PM

One of them is bound to hit a big number.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 09:21 PM

I hope not.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 09:21 PM

Of course there could be other players out there so these little statements might end up as non sequiturs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 09:19 PM

Know what I mean?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 09:19 PM

With a couple of windows open in reserve.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 09:19 PM

Might as well keep the hand over the "enter" button.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 09:17 PM

It seems a good time for the party faithful to hover, since interlopers do try to bag the big numbers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 09:08 PM

Well! This has been a day for sports news. My niece graduated magna cum laude from USC and since a couple of years ago when she did an internship with the LA Kings she has continued to work there. When the playoffs end her job will be finished and she has a new one to go to. But apparently employees of the team also receive the playoff rings. What a way to start a new career in the direction of business and sports management - with an NHL Stanley cup ring. :)

On a different note, Wesley Smith announced in another thread that his nephew was drafted for the Philadelphia Phillies baseball. A kid from Fort Worth.

Okay, back to the BS of counting down. Or up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 07:35 PM

Now Janie pops in every now and again
Reads, chortles or rolls her eyes
She don't say much or try to touch
the wit of the stalwart five
(or six, or seven, or....
Rat's! Nuthin' rhymes with ....
Wait. .... Rhymes with ....)

And Mom is one post closer!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 04:29 PM

Eiseley, I'll ask her.

Looks like heavy weather coming through - MOM's flipflops aren't so bad now, she won't have to dry out her socks if she gets caught in the rain.

We're getting close to a dozen now, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 03:25 PM

It was raining all day here yesterday, so if Venus transited, she did so without our observation.

Way to go, Moonglow! Stilly, I asked one of my favorite professors to come up to give a storytelling seminar at the annual library conference this fall. I hope Moonglow has the opportunity to take classes from "E."

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 01:34 PM

Old Rapp was going round the bend,
Babbling on divers sports,
So the coach sidelined him, where he spent
TIme building pillow forts.

The Hawk was dreaming up some scheme
Of methods to annoy
And he and Rapp left in pursuit
Of a handsome water boy.

But the rest of us we hunkered down,
A clean BS machine,
And when the scrimmage dust had cleared
The yards stood at fourteen.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 11:56 AM

We've made the transition - not the Venus Transit, just the dog walk transition. We'll be going in the mornings now for a walk through the neighborhood; the roads are hot in the evening and they don't enjoy it so much. And MOM was complaining about how hot her feet were in flipflops on the hot asphalt.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jun 12 - 09:11 AM

Then they nailed Amos for double dribble
And LH for high stick
Stilly got six months in the penalty box
And Eiseley a corner kick.
Janie was tossed out at third
And the count was three and two
When Raparree came up to bat
In the test match at Kalamazoo.

Everything depended on him
And he felt the weight of Hope
But he missed the snitch on his first pass
And hearts were nearly broke!
But as he drove that semifinal curve
He cleared the water jump
And finished his vault with a somersault
Stuck the landing without bobble or bump!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jun 12 - 11:15 PM

Well, the yards to go was just nineteen,
ANd the score was locked up tight.
We was pinned down by their blocking line,
Those clods of gloom and night.
But we were all game and fired up,
We were ready for the ride,
There was no defense good enough!
For Mom was on our side.

Well the ref ran out and his whistle blew
With a shriek like an unoiled owl
But just at the snap, their quarterback
Got nailed for an off-sides foul.
And they tagged our GNu fpor traveling
Though why, Gawd only knows!
So we reset the line in a bad state of mind,
With eighteen yards to go.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jun 12 - 11:10 PM

Well, somebody had to do it!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jun 12 - 09:48 PM

I knew this subject would get Amos yakking away in a creative and amusing manner! ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 05 Jun 12 - 03:15 PM

45000 by the transit of Venus..?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jun 12 - 03:05 PM

It's kind of a left-brain, right-brain issue, you see. Both names were used in the formative budding years, and as the fervor grew, neither one seemed more prominent than the other and both were well-supported. We didn't want to start some kind of dramatic cleavage between the two, so we use them interchangeably. Those of our flock who are twins sometimes use both.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jun 12 - 01:44 PM

What happened to the Temple of the Golden Globes?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jun 12 - 01:05 PM

That goes without saying, sir! I am shocked that you would even question me in that regard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jun 12 - 12:51 PM

As the Founder of the Temple of the DIvine Curve, Mister Hawk, I am always prepared to handle issues relating to the Divine Manifestation of Geometry to which you refer, but I would request that you only touch this topic if you are prepared to do so with due respect appropriate for the uncovering of a truly miraculous phenomenon.

A.
Founder
Temple of the Divine Curve


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jun 12 - 11:18 AM

"it is not something close to my heart," - Amos

Fine, Amos. Fine. Let's discuss women's breasts then, shall we?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jun 12 - 10:46 AM

44972*d
                         1495*d
                           119*d
                            57*d         
                           

THAT's an arrangement you don't see every day in the BS section! It must be another sign of the Rapture a-comin'.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jun 12 - 10:38 AM

Amos, I'm certain that this picture will stir your old seafarer's heart. It's got everything an old salt like you loves about the sea.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jun 12 - 04:20 AM

Dear EIseley,

Your contribution, from Mister Twain,leaves me awed and inspired, as he usually does. What a voice of a man. Really, a Voice in Full. Many thanks.


And Miss Janie:   What a pleasure to see your sylph-like keystrokes here!!   I hope you will come more often!

As for Grampusi, I have said all I have to say on the subject; it is not something close to my heart, to be sure.


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