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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 09 Jun 11 - 04:08 PM
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Little Hawk 09 Jun 11 - 12:52 PM
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Amos 09 Jun 11 - 10:11 AM
MMario 09 Jun 11 - 08:53 AM
Joe Offer 09 Jun 11 - 12:12 AM
GUEST,Rapparee 08 Jun 11 - 11:59 PM
Eiseley 08 Jun 11 - 10:34 PM
Acme 08 Jun 11 - 10:22 PM
Amos 08 Jun 11 - 10:04 PM
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Little Hawk 08 Jun 11 - 04:50 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jun 11 - 04:08 PM

Ah, MM, you KNOW your are well-beloved. Just because you walked into a food-fight does not mean the meringue pie was aimed at you!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 09 Jun 11 - 04:06 PM

My point exactly, Amos


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jun 11 - 03:39 PM

I hover on the very lintel of monstrous success, I tell you!! The very verge! Pray I may trip and fall over it precipitously with wild abandon and impeccable recovery.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jun 11 - 03:37 PM

Your understanding, compassion, clarity of insight and acute sense of right conduct, gentlemen, place you squarely between the village gossip on the one hand and the village idiot on the other.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Jun 11 - 12:52 PM

Good point, MMario. It's a tragic situation. I wonder if there's a 12-step program for this sort of thing?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jun 11 - 11:49 AM

OLIVER:

'T is a shame, methinks, to substitute
WIth some legless mirror's thoughtless reflection
The natural bounteous light of a star in heaven.


Shakespeare, "Desdemona's Tempest", Act II scene iii.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jun 11 - 10:52 AM

Just in passing, yesterday Dick's Sporting Goods opened here (it was the "soft opening"; the Grand Opening is tomorrow). Anyway, I stopped by just to poke around and bought a very nice bait casting rod. Looking around in the optical area (does ANYONE need USD 2,000.00 binoculars?) I asked about range finders. Sure, but all they had were Bushnell at about $119.

Then, nestled in a display case, was a Nikon. It was tagged for $49.97. The Sub-Assistant Deputy Store Manager came over and said, "Yes, it's mis-marked. SWAG price. I'll sell it to you if you want it."

Well, yes, a new $300.00 item at $49.97 is generally something I'd like to buy (assuming I want something like that). So I did.

Walked out with a very nice bait casting outfit (WITH anti-backlash!) and a Grade-A rangefinder (good out to 200 meters) for a hundred bucks.

Sure, I don't have the paperwork for the rangefinder, but I print that off from the Nikon website.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jun 11 - 10:39 AM

Gentlefolk, let us be clear: Amos, as he now spells it, is a dear friend, an esteemed colleague, a gentleman of admirable invention and wit, a scholar of great breadth, and an aficionado [note correct spelling] of the very best in music and culture. I would defend him to the very last breath outside the portals of Mom's sacred holdings here. But behind our [sic again] Mom's holy portals, so to speak, anything goes and we parry in order to temper our blades, nothing more.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jun 11 - 10:11 AM

Gentlemen, let us be clear: Raparee, as he now spells it, is a dear friend, an esteemed colleague, a gentleman of admirable invention and wit, a scholar of great breadth, and an afficianado of the very best in music and culture. I would defend him to the very last breath outside the portals of Mom's sacred holdings here. But behind out Mom's holy portals, so to speak, anything goes and we parry in order to temper our blades, nothing more.

I submitted "Beyond the Cascade" to a professional review outfit called ScriptShark, of good repute and high caliber in the industry. Two weeks later they sent me back a fine analysis and review, placing it in the top 5%. They did a good, professional job. Oddly enough the suggestions they made to imporove it are the same ones BBW made for free. Maybe I should take them seriously. :D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 09 Jun 11 - 08:53 AM

LH - I'm not sure which is sadder - that Amos and Rap keep snipeing at each other or that we (among others) keep coming back to read their posts!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Joe Offer
Date: 09 Jun 11 - 12:12 AM

If you post a no-name message in the MOAB, you're SOL. We try to identify posters in other threads but the MOAB is too long to allow for that - any editing we do on the MOAB, causes us technical problems. So, we delete no-name messages without bothering to try to identify the posters and give them a second chance.
The lesson: reset your cookie. If you're not registered, register.
Thanks.
-Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapparee
Date: 08 Jun 11 - 11:59 PM

I am in hiding because I fought the law and the law won. See, Indiana wants me and Lord, I can't go back there because I shot the sheriff but I didn't shoot the deputy the night Chicago died.

Well...really, I'm at the Legion Hovel. It's time for annual elections and because I'm considered to be Honest And Upstanding And A Solid Citizen I've been given the task of guarding the ballot boxes until the CG gets here. I've passed up a few thousand dollars to "just kinda turn away for a minute or two" and I've had to shoot at a couple of folks -- just to kinda scare 'em away, you know, the "bullet about an inch from ear" thing. The CG should be here sometime around midnight and she'll take charge of the ballots then and I'll be able to go home and get some rest.

Good thing my wife left for Chicago and points east today. SHE don't shoot "about an inch from the ear."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 08 Jun 11 - 10:34 PM

Where are you, Rapparee, and why have you been acting like a guest? Make yourself at home!

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Jun 11 - 10:22 PM

I agree. If you're worried about it, do what you need to do.

What caused you to toss your cookies today, Raparee? Rapaire? Mike?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jun 11 - 10:04 PM

IF the pain is truly abominable consider going direct to Emergency. Screw the smug dismissal shtick.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapparee
Date: 08 Jun 11 - 07:30 PM

By the way, the last three GUESTs were myself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jun 11 - 04:50 PM

I prefer the British expression: "I'll knock you up in the morning."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jun 11 - 04:37 PM

That's piss poor customer service... why not "I'll call YOU in the morning."?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 08 Jun 11 - 04:34 PM

One of the doctors' initial response to the abominable abdominal pain: Take a couple of ibuprofen and call me in the morning.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jun 11 - 02:10 PM

Why isn't it a palinnilap?

Would a Palindromometer detect when Sarah is talking out of both ends at the same time?

No... it's too early. Why do you ask?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jun 11 - 01:07 PM

Oh, follie, thou occasional sib! Surely even you know that BS is not a destination, but a journey!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jun 11 - 12:49 PM

I see that you two puerile nincompoops are still at it. ;-) Do we have a winner yet? How about going to sudden-death overtime?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Jun 11 - 12:44 PM

Why you ask, Great Number Envier?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 11:49 PM

Yes, I do attempt to be civil at all times.

Now let's see who gets the next number.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 10:54 PM

It's just as well ya didn't, cuz what you had in mind to say was really offensive and well below Mom's usual standards of civility and would have gotten you locked in the outhouse for two days.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 09:13 PM

Nah, I said I didn't so I didn't.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 08:12 PM

Ahhh... ya just did?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 07:56 PM

I shan't even respond to such doggerel, such mental onanism, such ink-bespattered dribbles and drools from the pen of a poseur.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 05:29 PM

A little further up the line
Will see post 40K and nine;
And not too far beyond that shore
We'll reach again to one kay more!
Oh, Mom will surely bless the day
We give her forty-one of Kay,
And feed us champagne, feed us cake.
And still Rapparee will belly-ache!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 12:23 PM

Oh well, then, I take it all back and excyoooze me for assaulting your delicate reality. I shall remember your fine-threaded dudgeon whennext you propose to describe things from one of your many alternative universes, thou wet-wigged varlet!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 10:11 AM

Colin Powell was never an astronaut, villein. He was, however, a very, very good general and, had he not been lied to, would perhaps have been our best ever Secretary of State.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jun 11 - 08:33 AM

It was Colin Powell's fault, Mister Book. He decided to become an astronaut.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 11:29 PM

Jig? The dance, or the workshop device, or what? And why would any of them be up? I suppose if one were to, say, dance a jig on the floor above someone else the "jig would be up".

Please to explain, good sirrah.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 03:23 PM

As long as it's not the Bladder of Disingenuity. That'd piss ya off eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 12:35 PM

Your Shield of Obsessive Rightness and your Blader of Disingenuity will not help you now, Rapparee! The jig is up, man!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 11:40 AM

Why, Amos, are you calling Eiseley a villain? She a nice person, most of the time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 10:33 AM

You have met your match, villain!!

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 06 Jun 11 - 09:47 AM

There are three ways I can think of: Use a very small breadpan; make small loaves; cut very thick slices, like two per loaf. There might be other ways, too.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 11:55 PM

How do they bake all that bread that only has heels in the loaf? I've tried and tried but never succeeded.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 09:49 PM

Here, MOM, whether we are all just part of You or not, I'm sure you'd like this delicious bowl of French onion soup with a heel of crusty bread and some melted cheese on top.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 12:09 PM

MOM is with us all wherever we may go; a mother never leaves. This I know from hard experience. We are within Her; and her word is our very breath, and is the Word of BS. Let us rejoice in it. What choice do we have? Would you have us be Deluded?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 10:53 AM

Did MOM ever say she doesn't like to travel? How come she never goes on these trips with anyone?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 09:42 AM

I mean, a damn good thing...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jun 11 - 12:29 AM

Well it is a damn thing they didn't; once was more than sufficient. Besides it would have been a world record and caused you to have a swollen head.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jun 11 - 10:51 PM

By the way, Mom -- I'm where the Snake Falls Twice. I visited Geronimo's town, visited the stoned horses, and seen the conditions interns used live under. Tomorrow we hope to visit the petrified town and see where the spike was put. We shall overnight near the corporate headquarters of Browning Firearms and go home on Monday.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jun 11 - 10:45 PM

That's so true, Amos. I remember well the pain I had when I was born -- it wasn't MY idea. There I was, warm, nourished, not a care in the world and the next thing I knew it was very bright, cold, and somebody whumped my butt and I didn't even do anything yet. So I peed all over the delivery room staff. Lemme tell ya, they never had ME born again!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jun 11 - 05:20 PM

I think that would would hurt my knee.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jun 11 - 03:41 PM

Pain is a complex, multi-faceted beast; it can come from sympathetic links across parts of the body, it can come from memories of times past and long forgotten, and it can come from current stress with no apparent connection -- working with someone who is a pain in the ass can give you an earache, for example. And putting your foot in your mouth can cause heart palpitations. How strange is that?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jun 11 - 02:00 PM

Hope it turns out. The GE I saw a while back said a pain in the guts can be hard to find... you can feel pain in one spot and it may be actually being caused by sommat elsewhere in the guts. I once traced a leak in a roof of a Ferry Terminal building some 200 feet from ceiling stains and drips to the ingress point and it took two months... every time it would rain I would get more clues. Hope it takes your doc 2 minutes or less.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jun 11 - 11:46 AM

My son has an occasional mystery gut pain. We've tried to get a diagnosis by getting him to the emergency room when it happens. A couple of times ago the doctor was all set to remove his appendix. "But it happens every so often," we told the doctor. "Well, think of it this way, next time you could rule out appendicitis."

Nope. Not a good enough reason to cut up my kid. We passed on the surgery, and the NEXT time it happened and we tried again the woman agreed - appendicitis doesn't come and go. We went to see a gastro guy and he has a medication to help stop the gut spasms if that happens, but even he didn't have an answer, except sometimes this happens. They think it isn't tied with migraine any more, but I have my suspicions.

MOM, good to see you're up and around today. The kids were letting you sleep in late, I guess. Rise and shine, and have some eggs and bacon, but careful on the bacon, it's really salty this time.


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