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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Donuel 01 Dec 09 - 12:51 PM
Rapparee 01 Dec 09 - 12:45 PM
Amos 01 Dec 09 - 12:38 PM
Rapparee 01 Dec 09 - 12:32 PM
Amos 01 Dec 09 - 12:32 PM
Amos 01 Dec 09 - 10:54 AM
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Janie 01 Dec 09 - 09:35 AM
Rapparee 01 Dec 09 - 09:09 AM
Janie 01 Dec 09 - 12:55 AM
Rapparee 30 Nov 09 - 11:53 PM
Little Hawk 30 Nov 09 - 11:51 PM
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Amos 30 Nov 09 - 10:52 PM
Little Hawk 30 Nov 09 - 10:42 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Dec 09 - 12:51 PM

Whatever words we utter should be chosen with care for people will hear them and be influenced by them for good or ill. - The Buddha



Now some of you here are making MOM sad and are breaking the written and unwritten laws and traditions of posting to the Mother of all Mudcat threads.


Here some recent NASTY examples.


(borderline)
You are jaded, cynical, myopic and bitter in these matters. Also dismissive, condescending, somewhat smug and (in my humble small opinion) not quite in touch with reality.


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(medium)

Cheney despite his protestations of everyone but himself, is completely irrelevant. He is an old impotent man who clings to his delusion of elder statesmanship. Let him.
Instead of feeling outraged by the man who was formerly Dick Cheney, feel sad for him. Let him go.
Allow him to peacefully and compassionately fade away. Let him leave this Earth with forgiveness.

Please allow this man to die eventually of an expected yet agonizing heart attack at 2:45AM on January 21st alone and linger in extreme palin for weeks until all the medical machinery in the world can no longer sustain this man's evil sick and twisted life of fear.

May God bless.

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BRING IT ON, you airhead! Guns, knives, fists, feet...it's all one to me, you flippin' piece of discarded pond scum! I'll shoot you to pieces and then shoot the pieces into dust! I'll cut you into collops to feed to the hogs! I'll shove you feet-first into your own big mouth and keep shoving until you disappear, and then wipe the smear of stinking grease off my hands and go have a drink with some REAL men who can actually DO what they say they can.

Get a real life, yo-yo boy, or just keep playing with yourself and your teddy.

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?Now surely you can communicate with good will and cheer for a wee bit longer, at least until this holiday season has past.

For lambs of mercy sakes you certainly can carefully choose your words with goodness at heart. Or will I hav to beat the crap out of you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 09 - 12:45 PM

I once shot a copy of "Sears List Of Subject Headings" with Walther P-38. Emptied the magazine into the thing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Dec 09 - 12:38 PM

The Confederation of British Industry? Central Bureau of Investigation? Caribbean Basin Initiative? Conservation Biology Institute? Codon bias index ? Cumulative Book Index?

Your training is not helpful when you promulgate obscure expressions in arcane fields without the courtesy of explanation. It imposes unduly on others who do you the courtesy of trying to understand you in spite of all temptations to do otherwise...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 09 - 12:32 PM

Amos, I was taught in college not to translate materials into English, but to assume that the readers would be intelligent enough to translate them themselves.

As both a librarian and a rifleman of more than a half-century's standing, I can discuss the Short Magazine Lee Enfield (SMLE) until you would, to put it bluntly, puke. For instance, did you know that it was a change, an upgrade, from the 1888 Lee-Metford rifle, and it was adopted in 1895 and used until 1957? That it was known to the ANZAC folks as simply "the 303" for it's caliber? That a 174 grains full metal jacketed (the service round was 215 grains) bullet has a muzzle velocity of 2,475 fps, will rise about 2.75 inches at 100 yards, but has a drop of about 70 inches at 500 yards? Its metric designation is 7.7x56R, and the cartridge was first powered by black powder, then cordite, and then nitrocellulose ("smokeless powder"). A variety of weapons were chambered for the .303 round besides the SMLE, including the Ross Rifle, the Martini-Enfield, the Hotchkiss gun (which was used to shoot down Manfred von Richtofen), and the Bren gun. Variants included a "jungle carbine" used in the CBI during WW2.

And no, I did not look this stuff up. Nor will I explain what you can look up yourself -- it would be unprofessional of me to insult your intelligence by doing so.

Should you like to know more about the SMLE (or anything else), please don't hesitate to ask.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Dec 09 - 12:32 PM

The Song of the Chthonic Erinyes, for Little Hawk, who took his Mother's name in vain:

Happy the man who keeps his heart pure from
Guilt and crime!
Him we avengers touch not;
He treads the path of life secure from us.
But woe! Woe!
To him who has done the deed of secret murder.
We, the fearful daughters of Night,
Fasten ourselves upon his whole being.
Thinks he by flight to escape us?
We fly still faster in pursuit,
Twine our snakes around his feet,
And bring him to the ground,
Unwearied we pursue;
No pity checks our courage;
Still on and on, to the end of life
We give him no peace nor rest.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Dec 09 - 10:54 AM

And for those who wonder what he is talking about, a "SMLE" is a Short Magazine Lee Enfield, a .303 caliber rifle used by British and Commonwealth in the 20th century. You would think a Librarian would provide this kind of enlightening information instead of proffering deliberate obscurity...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Dec 09 - 10:51 AM

I was beating ON Little Hawk. Rapaire is SOOO vulgar. Can't even use the right preposition, he's so fixated on his brother's bayonet.

Janie, terrific work!! I can't wait to listen to them when I get home.
Good on ya!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 01 Dec 09 - 09:35 AM

The last time the police came they weren't certain if the noise complaint was about my singing or the barking of the dog next door;>)

Or was it my barking vs the singing of the dog next door? Life is so confusing sometimes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 09 - 09:09 AM

Does Yours Truly want to admit to these things? Are the police ever involved? Are there singing dachshunds?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 01 Dec 09 - 12:55 AM

While the boys are beating off around the campfire, Yours Truly finally got it together enough to post links to a few rough recordings of what Yours Truly does on the back porch late at night. They be "up top."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 11:53 PM

He HAS one of them goddamned things. His kids bought it for him. I think they are trying to get even for something.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 11:51 PM

You should get one of those Big Mouth Billy Bass things at a garage sale, put a new battery in it, gild it, and send it to him. That would fix him for awhile.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 11:47 PM

Why do you suppose that my very own brother sent me TWO SMLE bayonets, one knife type and one spike type? I don't own, and don't particularly want, an SMLE. Shucks, they don't even have handles so you can use them as knives.

I suppose I could use the spike bayonet on a stick to roast weenies as Amos and LH sit around the campfire beating off and making odd noises in the night.

This is not the oddest thing my brother has ever sent me, but ranks right up near the top three or four.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 10:59 PM

I was thinking the same about you...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 10:52 PM

What? Still here?????



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 10:42 PM

Thank you, thank you. ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 10:38 PM

You go, guy!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 10:22 PM

Why does no one ever say, "You go, guy!" It's shameful. Rank gender discrimination is what I call it. Male bonding groups who gather around campfires in the nude and beat drums and share their stories of suffering the hurts that only men can suffer should raise a big stink about it. That's what I think. It's not fair.

;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 10:18 PM

Holy moly!! You go, girl!


:D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 09:41 PM

Yes!





Simple pleasures for simple folk. Eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 09:41 PM

Tag 32700?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 09:40 PM

Can I...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 09:35 PM

You are not the accused, nor even acknowledged as amicus curiae in this proceeding. If anything you are among those to whom gross offense has been given!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 09:03 PM

To plead I generally fall to my knees and whine mightily.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 08:49 PM

Except for him to even utter the phrase would be blasphemous since he would be taking his Creator's name in vain...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 07:01 PM

"The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike"
Delos B. McKown


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 06:15 PM

Shane doesn't even know what "ditherer" means. He would be much more likely to call it "The Motherflipper of all BS Threads".

In fact, I think it's better if we don't even talk about that...best to let sleeping dogs lie, as they say.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 05:41 PM

Shane plans a thread, called " the ditherer of all BS Threads"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 05:33 PM

Oh, fiddle faddle, Amos. You have already patronized it. And if you don't patronize it again soon, you will not get to read the latest hilarious things I have said about you there....

;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 01:47 PM

I would no more patronize a fraudulent MOAB, sir, than I would recommend Bernie Madoff to my best friend for investment advice, or send him to George Bush for wisdom. It's an entirely oxymoronic proposition, beneath any scrap of dignity a MOABite might possess. As an ex-MOABite yourself you might remember that.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 12:49 PM

It's cyber Monday. Why aren't you yahoos out blasting your credit card balances to smithereens? MOM wants to see some electronic bling under the tree this year.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 12:33 PM

Ah-ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!

Gawd, you sure have a way with words. Hey, go to the "Mither" thread and see the film. You'll enjoy it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 12:27 PM

Deponent demonstrates an inability to grasp the nature of his offenses and further manifests contempt of court; he is not answerable for his own irresponsibility, and is remanded to the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed for the rest of his mortal days.

While it pains this court to sentence harshly one who is so clearly beyond the pale of normal social responsibility, it cannot be avoided in view of the heinous disregard for the social fabric which he has shown in fraudulently counterfeiting the most highly respected forum environment, oblivious to its long-established reputation, its well-earned repute for acuity and grace, and its honored place in the society of threads.   As such, it is clear that the defendant is sociopathic and possibly even narcissistic, leaving this court no choice but to impose a firm sentence upon him for the good of society.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 12:20 PM

LOL! As if I care about your spurious and frivolous charges! (rolling on the floor here...) Get thee to a monastery, man, and subject thyself to severe penance, hairshirts, and self-flaggelation until thou soberest up. Confront thine own multifarious iniquities and shortcomings first, I say, an' thou wouldst be less-inclined to hurl these barbs at thy betters.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 12:11 PM

Your specious defense has been duly noted; also noted is its complete lack of merit in comparison with the charges.

In the absence of further relevant testimony from the defendant a plea of "not guilty by reason of temporary insanity" will be entered.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 12:06 PM

You are the one who is obsessed with titular resonances, Amos, not I. ;-)

(Note: all those silly posts he's made about the Temple of the Golden Globes)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 11:10 AM

Why do some puppets sing and others not?

Because it is forbidden?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 11:02 AM

Sir Little Hawk, having been duly served is haled before a jury of his peers charged with gross disrespect toward Mother, adulteration of pure BS, wrongful misappropriation of titular resonances, abuse of copyrighted material and violation of established memes.

How does he plead?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 10:52 AM

Why do some puppets sing and others not?

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 10:42 AM

This is why some gals sing, and some gals dont:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/10/091029151447.htm


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 09:15 AM

We wre all QSPGs in each others' universes whenever we leak on into one or another. Better the Legionairres than the chimphouse, I suppose. At least only one of them flings dung, wot?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 12:50 AM

I can't fight Amos or LH. They are like...well, maybe not brothers exactly...kinda more like quasi-pseudo-guest members without status of the Idaho Legion. They are invited to drink the beer and stuff but they have to pay half price for it (members drink free) and anyone of the rank of Subunterubergauleiterfuehrhimorher can smack them silly whenever that person has nothing better to do. The qpg members also have to buy drinks (at full price) for anyone who asks.

So I can't fight either of them because if I did I could be drummed out of the Legion.

Historical note: The Idaho Legion was orginally called "La Legionne Perdue" but it was discovered that that might be confused with something about chickens, so the name was changed.

By the way, if I were Stilly I'd take offense at that crack about testosterone that was made earlier.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 12:34 AM

Amos, I was just about to correct my incitefulness to "Lets him and him fight,", but you dun waded into the fray.


Soooo, lets you, him and him fight!   Me and Mom is eager for some entertainment.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 12:31 AM

UNruly ferrules!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Nov 09 - 12:28 AM

2/3 of the holiday lighting array I have planned is up. I'll get to the front porch part later in the week. MOM, you'll have to dig around in the lawn next spring to find the ferrules from the step ladder that sank way into the soggy lawn, and stayed there when the legs were pulled out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 11:53 PM

Everyone has a right to speak, and to be ugly, but you abuse both priveleges. Awa' n bile yer heid--ye're a glaikit bawbag wi' a face lak a skelpit erse, too.

ANd for your insults to the purity of Mom, you have been served, sir.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 10:49 PM

LOL! I need the laughs, man. It keeps me young.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 10:31 PM

Yeah, and Shame is chicken clean clear through. I think LH only hangs out with him because he needs the eggs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 10:13 PM

Oh, you're a fine one to talk, Amos, you sesquipedalian chimp-porker! I am half Scottish from my mother's side, therefore I have a right to talk in Scots dialect if I wish to. You're just jealous because you don't have an "in" with people like William Shatner and you've never assisted a former presidential candidate to recover from a wicked hangover...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Nov 09 - 09:16 PM

Oh, it's not with me he has grounds, this time. He's pounding his chest at yon Shane. Flipping boltholes and skank motherfuckers lace the air. There is no peace.

Little Hawk has been put on trial for design patent infringement, trademark infringement, utility patent infringement, malicious parodification, and gross betrayal of a natural affinity group for starting a rival thread pretending to be in Scottish when he is not even Scots.

This is a hard night for Mom. The Judge is likely to throw him in the hoosegow for ninety days to cool off, and that before you Shane gets out. Sparks will fly!


A


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