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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 17 May 09 - 11:32 PM
Janie 17 May 09 - 11:03 PM
Little Hawk 17 May 09 - 09:49 PM
Rapparee 17 May 09 - 09:44 PM
Janie 17 May 09 - 08:54 PM
Amos 17 May 09 - 07:07 PM
Rapparee 17 May 09 - 05:30 PM
Amos 17 May 09 - 05:09 PM
Janie 17 May 09 - 04:05 PM
Amos 17 May 09 - 03:48 PM
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Janie 17 May 09 - 11:35 AM
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Acme 17 May 09 - 11:31 AM
Acme 17 May 09 - 02:27 AM
Amos 17 May 09 - 01:14 AM
Janie 16 May 09 - 10:44 PM
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Acme 16 May 09 - 08:43 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 May 09 - 11:32 PM

STAY TIED you belligerent nincompoop banderlogs!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 17 May 09 - 11:03 PM

Sounds like he needs to clean the dust out of the workin's on the "r" key.

Othewise it appaently eally will not wok. If it eally will not wok, it is had to gok what he eally means. I mean, eally!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 May 09 - 09:49 PM

He's still all "tuckered out". (see Chongo's post for an explanation)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 May 09 - 09:44 PM

He misspelled "satyr" and "tired", dear.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 17 May 09 - 08:54 PM

Mommy, what's a saty tied?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 May 09 - 07:07 PM

The wedding went almost just as rehearsed, which was pretty darn good considering the laid-back self-organizing nature of the crowd. The bride and groom are now thoroughly wed. The party thereafter was vibrant and joly and chatty and loud, and a good lot of fine folks had a gay old time. I slept late because I needed to. It is actually quite draining you know, tying a marital knot between young colt and young filly. But they do tend to saty tied when i ties 'em.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 May 09 - 05:30 PM

Ah, good day, cher mater! I have, per your instructions, cut the lawn, edged the driveway and sidewalks, trimmed all the grass around the flowerbeds, and now I shall go out and buy some herbicide. There's a great sale on some stuff over at the Army surplus store. You can get a whole barrel for twenty bucks, and it's got the prettiest orange band around it, too! Sure, it's a little old, but the price is right and I'm trying to be as frugal as Amos purports to be.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 May 09 - 05:09 PM

Good advice; old Jonah suffocated from anchovy fumes, no mistake!!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 17 May 09 - 04:05 PM

Well, being as how that is how I had taken it, it's nice to I correctly got your drift ;^)


Speaking of drift, when you get off shore a bit in that kayak, don't drift into any blowing whales. I hear whale breath is not a subtle perfume.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 May 09 - 03:48 PM

That was a compliment , just to keep the record clear!! :)


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 May 09 - 02:50 PM

Janie is also...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 17 May 09 - 02:29 PM

29,200.

I like zeros. They are so nice and roundish.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 May 09 - 02:00 PM

Be careful with all of the flotsam and jetsam that is no doubt in the water after that remodel at your house a couple of weeks ago. And beg the sea lion's forgiveness for such a disturbance.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 May 09 - 01:40 PM

It's one thing to be taken, and quite another to be taken in.

My new kayak sits happily atop my Toyota, ready to prove its mettle in the surf of the wide pacific. I quite think it will be most enjoyable.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 17 May 09 - 11:35 AM

That should have been "to take in" instead of "taken."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 17 May 09 - 11:34 AM

It's good, Maggie, but you have to be in the mood. My concentration has to be at top form for me taken both visuals and subtitles.

You can watch it at no cost on Hulu.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 May 09 - 11:31 AM

MOM, get up! Looks like everyone went to Tijuana to check out Amos' vending cart. They'll straggle in later. Won't take long before those premium leather goods reveal their cardboard hearts. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 May 09 - 02:27 AM

That one is on my NetFlix list. Should I bump it up to the top?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 May 09 - 01:14 AM

When beauty comes into your life, the date is not important.


Love,


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 16 May 09 - 10:44 PM

Okay, so I'm a little behind the times, but I just finished watching Buena Vista Social Club.











I'll be dancing all night in my dreams.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 May 09 - 10:04 PM

Especially if it's being worn.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 May 09 - 08:43 PM

Here's a French letter:

ç


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 May 09 - 06:18 PM

Mon vieux, one does not stamp a French letter. It is simply not done. It would be the act of a barbarian.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 May 09 - 05:47 PM

Amos must be selling French post cards. With the recent increase in the price of stamps nobody could afford to sell French letters.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 May 09 - 05:08 PM

Some days are just like that Janie. :)

I spent a couple of hours taking the animals over for the annual shot clinic at the fire hall. I took both dogs but left the pit bull in the truck and made Poppy the Catahoula wait in line with me. She barked some and growled a few times but was mostly okay. Now if I'd taken them together they'd have been a handful, even though Cinnamon is better behaved. Cinnamon is the charismatic pit bull, the beautiful red dog with white feet and chest and everyone wants to pet her, not Poppy. That's why it's tough--Poppy is so jealous. I would have needed help with Poppy for the shot if I'd had both dogs, but this way I could hold her myself and she only let out some minor yelps. In years past she's been pretty bad about the noise.

I took Poppy back to the truck and only had to bring Cinnamon to the back door (one time through that long line is enough) and she didn't wait long. She saw the room of people and dogs and was just one huge wag. She saw the vet, it was like old home week. You want to poke me with something? Okay. I'll wag at you for that also!

I made a second trip with the cat. I didn't know how long it would all take, but I figured a dog and a cat in the truck, even with the cat in a cage, wasn't a good idea. Now they're all taken care of for the year but my feet are tired from all of that standing in line.

I asked the vet for a few extra syringes. Rap, you can take them down to the Legion Hall next time you go and give a few of those ol' boys their annual rabies shots.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 May 09 - 04:39 PM

I would. It would be a sign I was among my own kind, an acceptable source of help.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 16 May 09 - 04:19 PM

Met with new private client early this morning.

After the person left I discovered I was wearing my pull-over top wrong side out.


Wonder if they will be back.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 16 May 09 - 04:12 PM

Nap.

That's a good idea.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 May 09 - 04:05 PM

I warn't no lollygagging--walking a mile through Tijuana is hard work!!

But I took a nap.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 16 May 09 - 03:39 PM

All ya'll lollygaggin' on a Saturday while I have been hard at work facilitating the healing of wounded psyches since 8:30 this morning.

Ain't you shamed!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 May 09 - 02:20 PM

Hey, mah fran', how ya doon? Jawanna belts, hats, mebbe cerveza--come een, welcahm, we got evvything!!!

I asked them to send some Cialis to Rapaire but they said that address had been blacklisted.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 May 09 - 11:37 AM

Ya think? I think he runs a street taco vending cart in Tijuana.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 May 09 - 10:42 AM

Ah. Now we know where he gets his money and what his job is. He makes trips to Mexico and that can mean only one thing in today's immoral climate: Amos deals in "French Postcards."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 May 09 - 10:38 AM

Last night I stood on a rocky promontory where the Pacific meets California at the surfer's mecca known as Windansea, my back to the ocean and the wind. Before me stood, meandering or standing to attention, a bride, a groom, four bridesmaids, several groomsmen, assorted well-wishers and relatives. It was a rehearsal for today's wedding. But first I have to go to Mexico. Be right back...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 May 09 - 02:56 AM

I was reflecting on my own calendar, dear Stilly, and may I add this is the first vacation we have taken in twelve years? And it was made possible by Barky, otherwise it would not have happened. But back to reality--for the next year or so, I too am a wage bondee, at least.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 May 09 - 02:05 AM

Whatever gets you where you're going, Amos! Some of us can't just up and go to Belize when the urge strikes. Some of us are wage slaves who take every small crumb, even if only a figment of our imagination, that comes our way!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 May 09 - 12:27 AM

Ah, it's a sad sort of life when you have to measure your respite by the day of the week instead of the season, or the decade.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 May 09 - 11:03 PM

But, on the bright side, at least it is Friday!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 15 May 09 - 10:59 PM

So sorry, Sib. Karma finally catching up with you?



How's that for a sympathetic response?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 09 - 10:07 PM

Well, about my day:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 May 09 - 09:34 PM

There was a beagle pup confused and running in and out of traffic yesterday morning. I couldn't stop to pick it up, I don't know if anyone managed to. Some school kids waiting for a bus were laughing. I hope it was nervous laughter, not the pleasure of possibly seeing an animal killed. I made eye contact with one kid as I drove by and mouthed "it isn't funny!"

Back to the B.S.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 15 May 09 - 09:28 PM

So relieved, Amos, to see that you are fully recovered from the deleterious effects of that vacation.

Let's have a weiner dog cookout this weekend. I hear there are a few unguarded ones available north of the border, if we are quick, that would be good with mustard, chili and slaw.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 15 May 09 - 07:04 PM

And, as much as I hate to say it, quite a good translator!




Cut that out, Stilly. You'll make the rest of us look like slackers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 May 09 - 06:21 PM

Sorry to be quiet for so long. I had to go to work today.

Whew! I'm glad that's over!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 09 - 04:37 PM

Humpf. I am offended. My card reads, as you very well know,

      Rapaire
"Have rapier, will travel"

Juries suborned, maidens deflowered,
wells poisoned, witnesses bribed,
haystacked burned, cakes collapsed,
cattle shot, horses stolen.

Misleading youth a specialty!!"

Unreasonable rates   
Wire Paladin, Pocatello


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 May 09 - 04:20 PM

Have schmear, Will travel-- Dishonor a Specialty.

Contact Big Bad Rapaire at 1-800-EAT-SHIT. No reasonable offer refused.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 09 - 04:11 PM

Dachshunds? You mean those long little doggies? I should be happy to do dis honour.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 May 09 - 02:47 PM

The honor of dachshunds? Snerk...snuffle...erg...mwahahaha...snerf...snort....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 May 09 - 01:28 PM

I'm gonna be away for the weekend, Rapaire. I will need your help to defend the honor of Dachshunds on the Dachshund film thread while I am gone. Can you manage that?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 09 - 01:23 PM

I shall take this wonderful number, 29162.


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