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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 10 May 09 - 11:50 AM
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Janie 10 May 09 - 09:01 AM
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Acme 09 May 09 - 11:46 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 May 09 - 11:50 AM

Jaysus, you people are something wonderul. You took SUCH good care of Mom!! All my doubts were without merit. She's in terrific shape!! Even Rustic showed up!! I mean, I am so proud!


The house is another story. We shall have some discussions as soon as I finish tabulating the bills

Came back to two pounds of mail and a locked up house, late last night. Our planned means of entry--leaving the back door unlocked--was foiled. The whole house was locked. I had to jimmy a window to make entry. That done, we just crashed. I have to tell you, a full day of travel living on airplane colas and chewing gum is wearing n an old salt.

his was y first stop once consciousness re-asserted itself. Janie is psychicsch--she pegged the spring breezes, the brandy, the snorkelling and the sunburn.

We dove with a flock of manta rays so big and black they looked like flying black carpets or B-17s or something. We swam through walls of yellow jacks and school-master fish, the crowds so thick they looked like solid sheets of eyeballs and colored fins. We took a longboat twenty-five miles up the old Belize River, through the twisting jungle, to the ancient temples called Laminae, where the howler monkeys guard the comedy of lost religion and the creeper vines and palms make shadowed alleys under the towering pyramids of Mayan kings and jaguars. We read a thousand pages of cheap fiction. We SCUBA'd inside the Barrier Reef and drank ourselves silly with big-hearted Tennessee song writers and crafty international entrepreneurs.

I got featured at le local haute cuisine French Thai Fusion restaurant one night, my name illuminated on the multi-colored chalkboard outside in the sand, and snag all evening in exchange for a dinner fit for kings.

We snorkeled with nurse sharks, rays, groupers, huge thunderheads of ancient coral, where gigantic grandaddy spiny lobsters dwell.

We slept and drank and tipped and wandered the beach. Drove into town in a gold cart over the rutted dirt trail that runs the length of the Cay.

The wind was a constant friend, day and night. For one thing, it kep all the skeeters away. Not one did we see, except in the jungle trails up the lagoon at Laminae.

And, to cap it all off, we talked to a couple of manatee on their morning lunch break. This was the capstone, because it was thirty years ago that a much younger moi sat down in front of a much younger BBW and asked if she would go diving for manatee. When she said "Yes", it was without any idea what a manatee was. But what she said yes to, which was something much larger than a diving trip, has endured thirty years, hence the grand vacances in celebration.

I am brown and a bit pink in places, but I am deeply happy with my vacation. I could live on Ambergris Cay. Dunno what I would do, there. I'd find something.

Thank you all for being such fine sibs.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 May 09 - 11:39 AM

I read elsewhere, second-hand report, that Amos is approaching with his contribution. I haven't seen him, and there are no posts since May 2. MOM is getting a little worried that he might not get here. Conversely, she's been reading another thread at Mudcat and is also a little worried that he MIGHT get here. :-/


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 10 May 09 - 09:01 AM

Happy Mother's Day, MOM.

Rap is who is supposed to bring the card and flowers. LH is going to fix you breakfast, and MMario has knitted something nice. Hopefully, Amos will bring you back something pretty from Belize.

Stilly & my contributions were to tell them what to do.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 09 May 09 - 11:58 PM

Pretty interesting story, actually. Egyptologists for quite some time assumed she must have been the personification of the evil stepmother to warrant Thutmose III ordering so many of her images chiseled away, and destroying so many of her monuments. Turns out, none of this happened until 20 years after her death. Anything that portrayed her as a queen was left alone. ONly those things representing her as pharaoh were destroyed. Speculation now is that Thutmose III found that necessary to reinforce his own line of succession, since he was not actually descended from any of the lines of pharaohs.

I understand why he did it. He was a sweet kid and l always loved him, though I couldn't abide his mother.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 May 09 - 11:46 PM

She was here in Fort Worth for a nice long visit a couple of years ago with some folks named Kimbell. Amazing how much they can show about someone who is barely actually there. They showed things from her period, and a few references to her, but only a couple of actual images of her (and those only escaped because the folks who came after her painted on a mustache and beard and thought no one would notice who it had been before.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 09 May 09 - 11:13 PM

Funny, I don't remember you at all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 May 09 - 10:46 PM

She wasn't. She was one nice lady and one hot chick. I remember once right after she took charge she decided that the pyramids were too...pointed...and she ordered...never mind. Just the reminiscences of my youth. I can tell you though, those diaphanous dresses she word...wooo!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 09 May 09 - 08:55 PM

This just in - Hatshepsut - possibly the most notable She-King of Egypt, was probably not the mean, opportunistic, wicked step-mother Egyptologists previously thought her to be.

Just thought you'd like to know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 09 May 09 - 07:20 PM

Evening MOM. A line of storms just passed through, cooling things off considerably. Now everything is wet and green and dripping and glowing in the bright grey light of early evening.

OH yeh, and I mopped all the floors today. How's that for a little excitement!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 09 May 09 - 06:51 PM

What a relief to know my brain is a DNA free zone:>)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 May 09 - 12:57 PM

They typically don't pay attention to minds, just DNA.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 09 May 09 - 09:49 AM

Get your outwork done early, Mom. Gonna be hot and humid today.

Has anyone seen my mind? I seem to have misplaced it.


Oh Gawd. You don't think the phreds.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 09 May 09 - 09:43 AM

That would be Charlotte, NC. My guess is his return flight will be either through Charlotte or Atlanta.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 May 09 - 01:11 AM

His last post was on May 2 from the airport somewhere on the east coast. One with bad coffee--maybe Janie will know which place that is?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 May 09 - 12:12 AM

Uh-oh...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 08 May 09 - 11:10 PM

shudder


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 08 May 09 - 11:02 PM

shhhhhhhh........did you hear something? Was that a car door slamming out front?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 May 09 - 09:37 PM

Okay. Let's talk about that scandal concerning Oberon and Titania.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 May 09 - 08:06 PM

I'd never even have noticed he was gone if not for people like you! ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 May 09 - 06:37 PM

And something will be afoot, no doubt.

We are so pathetic. Amos goes away for a week and what do we do? Talk about Amos. Geez. Isn't there anything else going on in the world?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 May 09 - 05:38 PM

Well, I hope he is! With one right and one left!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 08 May 09 - 03:56 PM

Hey look,, Rap has sent us an official invitation to the after-party.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 May 09 - 03:33 PM

I just wanted to see where they'd run and if they'd really be able to hide. Looks like nobody's going anywhere.

I sure hope Amos isn't armed when he walks in the door.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 08 May 09 - 02:02 PM

Now Stilly, you tryin' to herd cats again over at Amos' place?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 May 09 - 01:23 PM

I do too! Herons tuck one foot into the crook of their knee. Swans tuck one foot in the small of their back!

And Herons are skinnier.

The do both have long necks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 May 09 - 12:58 PM

Personally, I think they were Trumpeter Swans. I don't think MM knows his heron from his swan.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 08 May 09 - 12:55 PM

Nope. The Great White Heron is a variant of the GBH. Same species - possibly now a subspecies though there is debate about that. They are much more commonly seen down in the Florida Keys that New York. I have seen the white variant very occasionally in North Carolina and West Virginia - but only very occasionally.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 May 09 - 12:27 PM

I thought only egrets were the white ones (great snowy, cattle, etc.). Herons are other colors (great blue, night, etc.). But the body type is very similar between the two.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 08 May 09 - 12:13 PM

A sign indeed. I'm good at interpreting signs. Let's see...I intuit that it means...uhmm....it means...........

Got it! It is a sign that MMario saw three white herons.





TA DA!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 May 09 - 11:55 AM

Three WHITE herons, at that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 May 09 - 11:49 AM

That is A Sign! Three herons is a Sign, a Portent!

Oh my. Three herons. Three.

Ah, well....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 May 09 - 11:29 AM

HEy there MOM

I saw three herons today on the way into work.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 May 09 - 11:26 AM

Has that child stopped shivering yet, Janie, now that he's getting accustomed to the sensation of being shorn? Did the hair get donated anywhere? Or are you going to use it to repel gophers?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 May 09 - 09:00 AM

If you miss phreds you should read more carefully.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 May 09 - 08:33 AM

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! And tiptoe gently.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 08 May 09 - 06:20 AM

Morning, MOM.

How's your hangover?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 07 May 09 - 09:24 PM

I miss phreds.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 May 09 - 04:06 PM

Look at this site Claire Bear linked to in the other thread that has kept us all busy. I want a house like one of these!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 May 09 - 03:29 PM

Such gracious concern!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 May 09 - 03:23 PM

I'll contribute cockleburrs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 May 09 - 01:12 PM

MOM, turn on that porch ceiling fan. It's so muggy out here you're liable to start growing lichens if you stay in one place for very long. Amos will be back soon, and if he DID go snorkeling without those brown swimming trunks, he might need a soft chair to pamper his sunburn. Let's put a few extra cushions on that old wicker armchair in the corner.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 May 09 - 11:38 AM

Better than the Eunuch Look.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 May 09 - 09:25 AM

He made you WATCH? Janie?

Heck of a mother's day present!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 May 09 - 08:52 AM

Coulda had his head shaved....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 May 09 - 12:32 AM

My son wore his hair fairly short for years. It was long when he was a toddler, but by the time he started school it was short. He started letting it grow four or five years ago. What was the occasion that made SYS decide to liberate himself? (I used to have long hair, but I love wearing it short now!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 06 May 09 - 10:28 PM

*sob* Sum Yung Sun got himselve professionally shorn this evening. I watched as the clippers sheared off the long, unruly curls he has sported his entire life, and a young man with a very short crew cut emerged.

MOM, I want my baby back!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 09 - 06:38 PM

Slurping down DNA, apparently. And they said they've sent for "The Others", so they may have company coming.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 06 May 09 - 04:21 PM

And we have no worries about the phreds now. They are all enjoying the party at Amos'.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 06 May 09 - 12:04 PM

And to think MOAB made 29,000 on her birthday.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 May 09 - 11:27 AM

I guess you know why they call Shane "Lord of the Flies"?


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