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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 03:09 PM

Take away his pants and make him sit on a bare Arctic floor.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 02:12 PM

That's a fascinating theory, Rapaire! I would love to be Shatner's illegitimate offspring. Better yet, his legitimate offspring, but alas, that is beyond reach. I feel that we are somehow connected by a soul link that goes far deeper than mere genetic inheritance...but genetic inheritance would nonetheless be the icing on the cake, wouldn't it?

Amos, your description of my spartan living space is generous and compassionate. You are truly a kind soul with the best of intentions. When next I hold one of my little soirees by candlelight, I shall be certain to invite you, and I'll even get an orange crate brought in specially for the occasion. A man of your merits should not be expected to sit on a bare attic floor, after all!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 01:30 PM

You'd have to find them to prove that one, Rapaire!! LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 01:29 PM

DNA "fingerprinting" should end all doubt, as well as determine his relationship to Billy Shatner (I think that LH is really William Shatner's unacknowledged illegitimate son, the product of a night of passion under the tropic palms of Northern Ontario).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 01:22 PM

Or blood-typing. I like the idea of sampling the blood.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 12:30 PM

And you'll know it's in his hand because you can take the prints off the fingers, correct?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 09:42 AM

Don't shake you ADD at me, sirrah -- look upthread:

From: Little Hawk - PM
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 06:02 PM

"When next I have a party, Amos, I shall be quite sure not to invite you. "

So when he next has three people over to his one-bedroom walkup apartment to have a beer and sit around on the orange crates and the slightly scuffed garage sale sofa, chewing on old Fritos, why, I expect to find a sheet of yellow lined paper in the mail with an invitation inscribed thereon in Little Hawk's inimitable hand.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 08:55 AM

To a burial at sea?

Well, okay, the next time I hear of one.

Say, would a burial at river work? Ugly Ulysses croaked the other day and following his wishes he's going to sort of be buried in the Portneuf River. I say "sort of" because following his wishes he was bronzed and will be more erected than actually buried. The Legion is in charge of the ceremonies and the "feast" following and C-G Smyte-Withers herself will be there to ensure that a) the statue is erected with UU's head up so that he doesn't scare the fish and, b) blank ammunition is used by the firing part -- she doesn't want a repeat of the last time, about which the less said the better.

Let me know and I'll get you an invitation to the "feast" and a ticket to the ceremonies.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 08:31 AM

Well, then, I expect a hand-written invitation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 10:49 PM

LOL!!!! Lard t'underin' Jaysus, dat's a good one, Rapaire!

Okay, Amos, I'll let you off this time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 09:39 PM

I really MUST share this wonderful story of Canadian familial loyalty:

Micheal and Jimmy had promised their uncle George, who had been a seafaring man all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. In due time, he did pass away and the boys planned to keep their promise.

They set off with Uncle George all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded into their rowboat. After a while Micheal says, 'Do yer tink dis is fer 'nuff out, Jimmy?'

Without a word Jimmy slips over the side only to find himself standing in water up to his knees. 'Dis'll never do, Micheal. Let's row out some more.'

After a bit more rowing Jimmy slips over the side again but the water is only upto his belly, so they row on. Again Micheal asks Jimmy, 'Do yer tink dis is fer 'nuff out Jimmy?'

Once again Jimmy slips over the side and almost immediately says, 'No dis'll never do.' The water was only up to his chest.

So on they row and row and row and finally Jimmy slips over the side and disappears. Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Micheal is really getting himself into a state when suddenly Jimmy breaks the surface gasping for breath.

'Well is it deep 'nuff yet, Jimmy?'

'Aye it 'tis bye, hand me da shovel.'


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 09:31 PM

Now that you have figgered it out, Rap, I'll expect some deferential treatment....certainly some respect.





















Ya hear me boy?!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 09:27 PM

Janie is Mom?!?!?!! Holy Moley, what a coup! Mom's identity is discovered! And you know what? I'll betcha that any time now Ol' Amos is gonna say that the Idaho Legion is a figment of MY imagination!

Boy, does HE have a surprise in store! Colonel-General Smyte-Withers will take the wind out of HIS sails! Ain't NOBODY says that HER Legion is figmental!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 09:18 PM

Yer welcome, dear Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 08:48 PM

27200, Mom!!!




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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 08:24 PM

....just to nudge it along....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 07:10 PM

God is my witness, Little Hawk, you have me all wrong!! I am innocent!! I am no wet blanket, nor literal minded. I just feel, given our history here, that I am duty bound to come up with some quash, deflect, rejoin, poke, tickle, embarrass or counter to your seeping strokes of fantasy. It is my job in Mom's house; I am Mom's gadfly and puncturer, her dry-witted hat-pin, her epée de raison propre, if you will. Imagine, what would you think of me if I failed to rally and parry when you posted some silly piece of fantasmagoria? You'd think I had a fever or was off my feed, for certain!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 06:02 PM

When next I have a party, Amos, I shall be quite sure not to invite you. You are what is known as a "wet blanket" in some quarters. Why not hang out with Eeyore? He insists on being dead literal and oh, so serious about everything too...and he never indulges in any fantasies...well, any except his own, that is.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 04:32 PM

Well, I don't see why his imaginary laundry should be a problem...you just wish it away and POOF!!! Seems pretty clear that one incentive for playing with imaginary playmates is they never bleed, pee, fart or soil themselves while you are around.

Except CHongo. But that's just the way he was drawn.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 03:53 PM

Be glad you don't have to deal with Shane's laundry.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 01:48 PM

Gee, pity you don't have an iPhone.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 12:32 PM

Those mountains of laundry, did they grow while you were away? Have you checked to see if you have squatters living under the back sundeck, throwing their dirty laundry into your house when you're not looking?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 12:09 PM

I'm sorry, Tuchman's book is entitled "The MARCH of Folly."

Amos, the long silence had much more to do with a good night's sleep than anything else.

Besides, I'm on a public coomputer at a motel in Twin Falls -- just a little romantic get-away for Pat and me.

We'll be slowly wending our way back home very shortly, and facing a mountain of laundry when we get there.

And, of course, there's work tomorrow....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 11:43 AM

As for books, I am working through a slow, rich reconstruction of life in the 1880-1910 period in the east Florida coast Thousand Islands region. A beautiful and evocative job of reconstructing the historical, the linguistic and the personal threads of the time and space, it is called "Killing MIster Watson" by Peter Matthisen. The writing--the choosing of metaphor and tone and twang and rhythm--is very impressive.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 11:12 AM

I'm struggling to merge the old with the new technology-wise. I've found a new little mp3 that is low end as far as what Amos is toting around, but is much higher grade than the little ones we were trying to make-do with. Now I want it to arrange the chapters properly and not do a William Burroughs shuffle as I "read" a murder mystery.

But my shelves are lined with books that won't be reduced to audio versions, books that I take pleasure in reading myself. Perhaps I should record these for others. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 10:41 AM

Ah, the long silence of deep embarassment. I know it well.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jan 09 - 11:41 PM

DOn't be asinine, I beg you. You are tilting at straw windmills. This, in you, is both unkind and unfair. I said it was a new plateau, which is correct, but is NOT--as you would have it--a teleological statement, which would be impossible in the context.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jan 09 - 10:30 PM

I'm researching the influence of movable type upon the Renaissance and Reformation. William Manchester's book "A World Lit Only By Fire" got me started.

Excellent, well-reasoned book. I recommend it.

You might also enjoy Barbara Tuchman's "In Search Of Folly". It deals with the Reformation, but it also deals with those who feel that an iPhone is the be-all and end-all of technology.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jan 09 - 05:32 PM

Stilly, I just finished reading an adventure/thriller type of book by Stephen Hunter called "47th Samurai". It was lent to me by a friend who knows I like stuff about Japan. It's a well written adventure, but extremely bloody. Maybe a bit too bloody for my taste. However, I did find it pretty good reading and interesting.

Now I am re-reading Eckhart Tolle's book "A New Earth" which is excellent. That's much more typical of what I would usually read.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jan 09 - 05:23 PM

Why is Barack Obama like an iPhone?


They're both beautiful and communicate well.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jan 09 - 04:00 PM

Moab??? MOAB?? Why, it is beyond words!! Never have so few generated so much about so many things in the universe.

It is like the world's largest ball of rubber bands, a hundred feet high, towering over the heads of men and women around, but without the rubber bands.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jan 09 - 02:04 PM

It's a tavern in Blind River without Shame McBride.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Jan 09 - 01:12 PM

One might consider MOAB Juggernaut, but without the fatalities.

It's a Jerimad, without the whining.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jan 09 - 12:13 PM

I cannot answer for mass culture, which has definitely gravitated in McLuan's way. But I can say that holding the power to exchange amongst those with whom one chooses to communicate--not those to whom one must communicate in order to dramatize McLuan's Complex, a phrase I just invented for an addiction to electronic signals--is a comfort and a strength. Like all things, the beauty f it is in the eye of the beholder.

I think of MOAB as a thing of a certain kind of beauty, even though the average viewer would be hard put to name it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 18 Jan 09 - 12:06 PM

I can see a good thing about those phones-that is that your "strolling" instead of sitting on your ass in front of a computer all day!
A health bennie except for the radiating radio waves that shrink brain cells destroying healthy living cells turning them into a putrid sliming protoplasma of fetal matter and gray proturberance covered with pustules ....caustically resulting in a continuation of this bullshit thread....
Talk on me bro's and sistas (smile)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jan 09 - 11:37 AM

Are you familiar with the work of Shannon and Weaver in communications?

When does communication itself become noise? When does the gadget become the communication? (And don't give me "The medium is the message" because that is neither the title of McLuhan's work or what he was trying to convey.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jan 09 - 11:33 AM

Nonsense, sir. A single gesture with the thumb and forefinger grows the text to any size.
And don't come the "Rootier than thou" with me, sirrah. You cnfuse being able to communicate with having to communicate, The former is a blessing, the latter a curse.




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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jan 09 - 11:16 AM

Well, that's another point -- going blind reading the screen.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Jan 09 - 11:03 AM

I do not have an iPhone, but I've played around a bit on my daughter's. She has an instrument tuner application that would be great if only she could figure out how to use it. She also has an application that turns the iPhone into a spirit level. That would be cool to have since I can never find my regular spirit level when we're at art fairs and I need to level my display shelves. And being able to get song lyrics on the fly is neat. When she visited at Christmas we wanted to do J.P.'s "Christmas in Prison" and she Googled the lyrics up. My 57 year-old eyes couldn't read the itty bitty font, but her 28 year-old eyes could, and she was doin' the singin' on that one anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jan 09 - 10:59 AM

Shortly I'm going to start a compilation of all of the Icelandic sagas (in English, I hasten to add). So very many books...and always new views and insights....

Unlike blogs, text messages, and "r u thr d00d" incomprehensibility. Well, I shan't make judgements but when I want to enjoy the silence of the mountains or listen to the sea rush to shore I turn my cell phone off and even, sometimes, forget to turn it back on.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Jan 09 - 03:09 AM

It is, indeed.

So what book are you reading these days, LH?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jan 09 - 02:58 AM

"Too many choices!!"

That is exactly what ails so many of us here in the consumer society.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jan 09 - 01:16 AM

I have a friend--a young divorcee--who allows that the iPhone is better than a man, at least the ones she knows. Pictures, music, conversation AND vibrate mode.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jan 09 - 01:08 AM

I can do that too--plus scan through voicemails and choose what order to listen to them in, depending on from whom. Oh, and text messages as well, and so on.


Sigh. Too many choices!!



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jan 09 - 12:10 AM

MY cell phone allows me to make telephone calls!!

I think that's pretty neat stuff.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jan 09 - 11:58 PM

Hmm. Well, I think I'll leave all that stuff till next lifetime. Assuming I reincarnate into a situation where they even have that stuff.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Jan 09 - 11:24 PM

Oh, Manne of Emmes, why would my face transported through an iPhone screen be any less caring than my face sent through my Apple Cinema display?



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Jan 09 - 11:08 PM

We're far less high-tech here, but I found a lovely little mp3 player on sale at Office Depot that solves the problem of the inexpensive little one I bought a couple of weeks ago. This menu is a dream, the other one is a nightmare. And my kids have dealt with my cast off experiments (my son has figured out how to trick a broken Samsung how to charge, but he can't add to the contents he first loaded, and my daughter has a larger volume mp3 player we bought online, but it has the same goofy chip and menus as the one I'm returning. SO, we're taking back one and getting three tomorrow. Two are on hold (the only two in the store) and I'll visit another store to get the third. $40 each. Not bad, and we can add those tiny little SD memory cards to boost the memory from 2 gig.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Jan 09 - 10:41 PM

I am but beginning my journey. So far I like the sense of connection, the fact that I can get both my home and office email anywhere, can surf the net, dowload songs, play songs and write notes and letters anywhere I happen to be (within the bounds of connection either through a wireless node or a cell node).

Google by voice means you tap a button, hold the phone up to your face and tell it what you want it to google, and it sends the search string to google and displays the result.

I love the stretch-and-shrink technique with your fingertips and the sliding down a long page or list with the stroke of one finger. I love being able to watch a youtube video while walking down the street, if I wish. Or finding and downloading a PodCast from a university and listening to some arcane lecture on history or science or some such while strolling.

There's another application that enables you to point the iPhone at any book's cover, and research the book on the 'Net, finding reviews, ISBN, Amazon listings, etc. I don't have it. There's another that will look up a song for you if you point the iPhone at the radio or hum into it enough notes to make it recognizable. It will look up the song and find a recording of it for you if it can, and tell you the name of the tune and who it was by.

There are over 900 other applications available for free, or for from 1 to 5 dollars.

It's a new plateau of portable information power in the hand. Which does a lot more good than in the Bush.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jan 09 - 08:26 PM

And what is "google by voice"?


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