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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Feb 08 - 07:46 PM

;-D

I couldn't resist. Rap was probably soaking his poor knee in a hot tub or rolling on the Absorbine Jr.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Feb 08 - 07:45 PM

what number?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Feb 08 - 07:43 PM

GRAB IT RAPAIRE!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!! THE PERFECT SPIN NUMBER!!! GRAB IT MAN!!! ITS KARMA!!!!!



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Feb 08 - 05:50 PM

Taking a moment to visualize the musical dexterity described in the last few posts. . . [gag]

oh, sorry, I'll be back in a minute. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Feb 08 - 03:51 PM

Amos, that's how my brother plays the bagpipes! It leaves his lips free to play the trombone!

How did you know?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Feb 08 - 02:29 PM

Well, if you had a prehensile sphincter, I could offer a suggested solution which would even leave your lips free to kiss some donors in appropriate places...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Feb 08 - 12:45 PM

I told you earlier I play it with my toes. How else would you push down the valves? With your fingers? Don't make me laugh! You need your fingers to play the clavichord!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Feb 08 - 09:16 AM

Um---how does playing the trumpet impact your knee? Do you have your head in the wrong location when you essay this feat?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Feb 08 - 08:51 AM

My knee hurts.

That's what I get for trying to play my trumpet before the doctor said I could, I guess.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 08 - 10:57 PM

Make it eight, Oh Righteous Keeper of All Data...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 08 - 04:17 PM

Hey, Rapaire -- go for nine more posts and you can get 22322, a real Spinner.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 08 - 04:10 PM

OK, OK, ?? + 1 -- you can have it!! All you have to do is write the very next post as soon as we reach ??.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 08 - 03:46 PM

I don't want ∞ - 1. I want ∞ + 1 and if I don't get it I'll...I'll tell Mom, that's what I'll do!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Feb 08 - 11:09 AM

I saw that, but I knew what you meant.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 08 - 10:58 AM

These damn browser specific codes annoy me. Up thread I posted a very clear reference to Raspaire's desideratum, ∞ - 1.   But when viewed in IE, it becomes a silly degree symbol.   

I suspect this is Microsoft's fault.   Between Microsoft and the Bush family we can account for 85% of the woes of Western civilization, no?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Feb 08 - 10:19 AM

Sounds like that knee has had an exciting existence all on its own!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 08 - 09:57 AM

What thoughts I havem you soon will see
Concerning you, and your poor knee.
The poor thing's tired, that is plain
Protesting, sad, and full of pain.
Consider all its work outstanding
In past times giving understanding
Supporting in foolish times or wise
Half of your weight, half of your sighs
Giving its all for half your jogging
Standing in service whilst you were snogging
Doing its best, or bent, or straight
To help you walk, or screw, or wait.
Now for all this, acknowledge well
Your knee has followed you through hell!
Thank it for service in bearing loads
In jungles, highways, hills and roads.
It has been valiant, do not doubt it--
Your understanding would fail, without it.
And on the ground, upon your face
Like some cheap substitute third base
You'd lie in endless apathy
Except for the works of your good knee.
Therefore be kind, kind words it tell
And it shall understand you well.
May it have healing, renovation,
Strength, support, and relaxation,
Until, itself well understood
It can return to doing good.


Alexandria Lyber Eri
Understanding Understanding Redux
Patella, Cartilege and Ligament, New Haven, 2007


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 08 - 09:33 AM

This morning much of the swelling is down and I can walk, sort of, without a stick. But it still clicks and "rubs" inside. We'll see.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Feb 08 - 08:33 PM

More to the point, what is a good-looking joint like that doing to a guy like me?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Feb 08 - 07:51 PM

Your generosity surpasseth all understanding, indeed, good oaf-head!! As for your sorry misadventures, I have to ask what a good looking guy like you is doing with a joint like that?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Feb 08 - 06:54 PM

I'm sorry, it must be the drugs or the pain. I let Stilly have 22,300 and Amos have 22,301.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Feb 08 - 06:20 PM

Yes, I was going to snare it but decided to let someone else have it instead.

Rather than be a Grabby-Grabby, I went to the orthopod. He took one look at my knee and said, "Kinda swollen." Then he did some knee jerks on my knees, and ordered x-rays. X-rays didn't show much (except that I have exceptionally good looking bones). The Doc suspects I have a sprained medial collateral ligament and, likely, a meniscus tear. He gave me a shot of cortisone/lidocaine mixture and said that if I was still "crunching" as I walk in two weeks to call him and he'd order up an MRI -- and then surgery.

So even though I have been in pain I still showed the kindness and consideration, the thoughtfulness, that Mom instilled in me and I let Amos have 22,300.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Feb 08 - 05:52 PM

My, that was a big number gracefully snatched from idle currents of fortune!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Feb 08 - 03:58 PM

22300


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Feb 08 - 03:58 PM

Naw, surely Charles II? One lost his head over it already.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Feb 08 - 03:26 PM

Yeah, but then you'd have to learn to curtsy and wear QE2 hats and long dresses and things. Eventually, Chuckie would become King Chuckles I and send you to the Tower; eventually you'd just lose your head over that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Feb 08 - 03:21 PM

I should higher Will.I.Am to make ME a video. "Yes, It Is!" "It's All There Is" "You better make the best you can of what you see, cuz there ain't much more'n that" "Yes, It Is" "Yes It Is"...etc, etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Feb 08 - 02:06 PM

There are many alternatives, amigo, some better, as well. For example, being unexpectedly called to the Court of St. James for knighting and awarded a handsome pension would be better.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Feb 08 - 12:18 PM

Well, Amos, the alternative is somewhat worse.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Feb 08 - 11:03 AM

Sometimes it is. It's those times when it isn't that are good though, aren't they?

SRS delves back into her web calendar updates and campus email reminders . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Feb 08 - 10:35 AM

I arrive!!

I check mail for urgent things and address them!!

I review the current Dilbert and Doonesbury!!

I review the New York Times!!

I say hello to Mom!!

Then I turn to and delve and dig in the arcane world of Patentlandia.

Then I go home and take a nap.

And I wonder...

Mom, is this all there is?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 10:31 PM

I'd say you made a good call going up there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 09:43 PM

I am very grateful to have the insurance I do. Believe it or not, the city even pays 90% of Pat's coverage. When I started it paid everything for both of us. Granted that we have to pay our own dental and vision, but those don't amount to a lot per paycheck.

This is the first job I've had with benefits like this (apart from the Army). I go to the doctor pretty much of my choice, I don't need a referral for a specialist, and my co-pay is $20 per visit. Medicines are $20 or $10 co-pay, depending upon whether or not it's generic, and I can get up to 100 days supply at one time.

Yeah, I got it good. I ain't complainin', believe me. I just think of those who aren't as lucky and, well...something has to be done.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 08:48 PM

Two two two and ninety, dear firends.

I am sorry for his hardships.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 08:42 PM

You're lucky to have insurance. A dear friend who died last summer had been jerked around for several years by the county as he waited for a hip replacement. He had arthritis and was injured about five years ago, and was no longer able to afford his insurance. I know that between inadequate health care and the slowness of the public charity system he probably lost 30-40 years (he was 47).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 07:32 PM

The biggest problem is not those being needy cranks, but those owning one.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 06:48 PM

Drinking...now THAT'S a good idea!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 06:34 PM

Needy cranks are a chronic problem in North Ontario, and I think that may account for the heavy per capita alcohol consumption up there.

Or it could be the weather...

Maybe both, eh? ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 06:12 PM

And if I had more money I wouldn't BE a needy crank!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 06:09 PM

I think the patella is fine. It's the other parts that worry me.

Yes, I suspect they will cut my knee open and Do Something In There. Probably take out parts of my body. They're doing that, you know. Tooth extractions, colon polyps -- you see, there's Secret Government Organization which is trying to clone me because genetic perfection is desired. They take bits and pieces so they have enough of my genetic material to insure success.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 06:04 PM

Well, that's half the question answered anyway. Good job, thanks. I really wish you a successful visit to the doc. If you need a damn titanium nee because you have kiboshed your patella, get 'er done in all due haste sez me!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 03:55 PM

Okay, Amos, you asked for it.

My left knee is painful and swollen. It sort of crunches when I walk and I'm walking with a hiking stick for extra support. I cannot raise my lower leg very high, it's painful getting up out of a sitting position, and I cannot (at the moment) play my trumpet with my toes.

I'm going to the doctor at 11 a.m. tomorrow and to an orthpod at 2:50 p.m. tomorrow. I hope to know more about the problem then, at least more than I do now, which is that my left knee is painful and swollen, etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 01:24 PM

Peace:

Yeah, Rapaire has lots of good advice, but just try to get him to be forthcoming about his cranky knee or his needy crank and woddya get? Zip, is what!!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 01:21 PM

Yeah, it's easy. "At last! I snagged the 333,333rd post! I rock!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 01:09 PM

Actually, Peace, you can say it anytime you want. Watch me say similar things:

"I just got post numbe 33,333!"
"This is post number 11,111 and I got it!"
"Number 100! Ha!"
"WOOHA! Number infinity plus 1!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 12:32 PM

Unlike MMario, which is almost unpronounceable. ;>)


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 11:18 AM

It is quite easy to say.

It is just a sort of "ih" sound and then the 't"

like "id" only tee instead of dee


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 10:55 AM

WHy won't you be able to say it again?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Peace
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 10:35 AM

I'bve never done a 22,275 th post before. I won't be able to say that again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 08 - 10:30 AM

...or will you be needy, in your meeting, because of your crank?


A


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