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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 10:28 PM

Which is why Canadians suffer from electile problems...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 09:30 PM

In Canada we don't have to wait 4 years for the next electron.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 09:14 PM

Geez, Amos. It's simple.

Besides, I never really believed in the electron. What we consider electrons is actually just the absence of positrons, just as photons are the absence of darkons.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 08:32 PM

Notes for the day:

1:
The new committee are wise to the 'you can't undo my bra through a jumper' bet

2:
I should not have to undress in public again like that, even if it is for the greater good. Next time, I shall have the beer first...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 08:26 PM

In other news, I commend to your attention a NEW interpretation of the universe as a sort of noodle soup:

"An Important Matter

A 25-year-old experiment is turning everything we know about matter upside down, and may even have demonstrated an example of an entirely new state of matter. The US researchers have dubbed this new state "string-net liquid', and even speculate that the entire universe could be made of it. Others may even have found a candidate for such a material: a dark green crystal called "herbertsmithite", found in the mountains of Chile in 1972".

The details are here and I urge you to understand them. Not that I do. But I think this could be important, you see. An opportunity to be skeptical about electrons doesn't come around every day, after all..


And JUST for my ole cyberpal BWL, this spicy discovery:

"FOR a century, they have been on display in the Louvre museum in Paris, labelled as Canopic jars holding the embalmed innards of the great Egyptian pharaoh Rameses II. But the four pots, covered in hieroglyphs, are not what they seem.

An analysis by French chemists has revealed that the jars in fact contain ordinary cosmetics, produced at a much later date.

The blue jars arrived in the Louvre in 1905. They carry the name of Rameses II, and seemed to contain embalmed organs, including a trace of what appeared to be heart tissue. Yet Rameses's actual mummy still has its heart - the one organ ancient Egyptians left inside mummies so it could be weighed in the afterlife by the god Thoth. "The jars look like the pots of unguents found in King Tut's tomb, among others, not like other Canopic jars," says Jacques Connan of the University of Strasbourg, France.

With the Louvre's permission, Connan's team sampled traces of material in the pots, and analysed them using mass spectrometry and chromatography techniques used in the petroleum industry to identify complex organic mixes.They found no evidence of beeswax, bitumen or other materials Connan says were common in Egyptian embalming. Instead, the ratio of non-radioactive isotopes of carbon was typical of animal fats, while the fatty acids matched pig fat."

Hahaha!! The revered cremains of the Great Pharaoh turn out to be Maybelinne pig-fat!! Ha! Ha ha!!

But the pots are something ole BWL would know about.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 08:10 PM

I wouldn't Hyde from Jekyll in a hide under a hide. Nor would I heckle Jekyll.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 05:00 PM

I think Stilly would look better in lace. But Velcro is so much easier.

Things are not always what they seam, old cobbler! And that's about awl.

Remember -- we have nothing to hide but hide itself. (Dr. Jekyll said that).


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 04:26 PM

Now that we've booted that around, I guess we can shoeve off at last.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 03:27 PM

the. learn to type. geez


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 03:26 PM

I found it also. Thanks. To merge remarks, you were to sole of discretion. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 03:11 PM

I sold my sole, but it raised a welt and didn't last.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 03:08 PM

Challenge! part?

I googled, found only 25 hits on the man's name; several of which are humour sites.
a prayer site asking for frayers for him and family mentions mother and sisters but no daughters.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 03:01 PM

Shoe! All of you!

What thread, MMario?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 03:00 PM

I am insensitive. Also uncaring, unwashed, unclean, and unkempt.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 01:34 PM

you heel! I can't believe you posted such terrible puns - you better toe the line from now on. this will be your last warning.


In other news - suppossedly the daughter of a man mentioned in one of the Challenge songs just refreshed a thread over a year old to say we were insensative.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 01:28 PM

It would take you a long time to walk to an electronics store like Fry's here in the US wearing unlathed shoes, I suspect. They would likely give tongue when they finally made it and start singing fit to be tied, "Fry's, unlathed! Fry's unlathed! Great Gawd Amighty, I'm at Fry's unlathed!"

I'll get me hat...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 12:48 PM

I've got several pairs of unlathed shoes. The new ones are in no shape at all to fit anywhere. The old ones know their place though*.









* They still don't fit though, being bought several sizes too small....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 12:10 PM

An old shoe wouldn't know which foot to fit in a gatheringlike that. But a sandalwood...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 11:20 AM

yeah - but they wouldn't do anything except blow smoke about it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 11:16 AM

You know how politicans are--they'd just get insensed about it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 09:13 AM

I think you ought to bring little incense thingies in with you and ligth them before you make your report, explaining it is to prevent impute thoughts from those present from breaking your stream of consciousness.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 08:24 AM

I'll burn some incense and blow it over your way, if you like.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 08:14 AM

It's a sad day when I have to associate with politicians, and today is a sad, sad, sad day. At 11 a.m. I have to present our Service Level Report to the City Council, at 5:30 I have to go to a pre-Council Meeting Agenda Meeting, and at 6 p.m. I have to go to the Council Meeting. After I get home I have to was and shower thoroughly and read the Constitution six or eight times to purify myself in body and mind.

Sorry, Mom. Sometimes you can't help hanging around with a Bad Crowd.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 08:09 AM

Dibs on pinwheel number 16891!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Mar 07 - 01:09 AM

Amos, you walked off the page, leaving MOM hanging at 16598. What was I supposed to do? Post once then let her lie there in all her glory at 16599, exposed for a Flamenco Ted to pounce upon? Huh? What would you think of me if I did that?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 08:52 PM

Human reproduction, Amos. Where we stick things like the Kama Sutra to keep them from hormone-happy teenagers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 08:26 PM

Rapaire just put in a bid for "Childbirth". ABout time he learned about that...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 08:16 PM

Dibs on DDC number 612.6!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 06:47 PM

What Rapiere wouldn't do is not a good place to start from....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 05:09 PM

Dibbs are just silly Mister Library. You wouldn't put dibs on some book number, would you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 04:37 PM

Dibs on 16661. Also 19061.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 03:40 PM

Our Lady of the Indefatigable Numbers again showers us with golden blessings. 16,600!! My, we are prolific, not to say prolix.

Thank you again, Stilly, for the yeoman service rendered unto our Mom. We are all indebted to you. Unfortunately, as I am a bit short this week, could you put it on my tab?

;>0

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 02:25 PM

So there!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 02:25 PM

Mental monorail--ha! Weaving through this stuff is anything but a direct path. One has to work to pull out the juicy bits.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 02:22 PM

No, it wasn't a sacrifice to Rapaire. With all due respect, no vegetables have been harmed in such an unworthy practice. However I did feed myself a carrot which pretty much decimated the carrot, purely as an act of self-preservation.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 02:06 PM

Thus perishes another innocent vegetable.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 02:05 PM

You sacrificed a Carrot to Rapaire? By EATING it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 02:02 PM

thirty minutes or until your sandals fill with blood, whichever comes first.

Stilly, you are turning into a mental monorail!! LOL!!

What came first is a flashing insight into how ridiculous the idea of penance to Rapaire was. So I ate a carrot instead.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 02:00 PM

Who? Shane or the Home Depot gals?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 10:51 AM

I tried your penance, but I do not feel any better. For one thing, neither of them came first.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 09:15 AM

Why don't things like that happen to Shane? Speaking of which, it is rumored that Shane # 1 and Shane # 2 may actually meet soon in Blind River and come to blows over which one is the real Shane! This could be quite an event to witness. Will they fight it out mano a mano or will they attempt to drink their rival under the table?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 08:19 AM

You haven't managed to find them yet today, Rapaire?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Mar 07 - 07:46 AM

A friend of mine sent this and I thought I'd better pass it on. Out here in Pocatello we don't have such luxuries as Home Depot or Lowe's, so it doesn't apply to me.


HOME DEPOT OR LOWE'S NEW SCAM

Hey, guys just wanted to throw a heads up to you. I know some of you
guys shop at Home Depot & Lowe's.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old
girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping bags into
the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and
Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T- shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead
they ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat.   On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen February 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th, & 27th. Also March 2nd, twice on the 3rd, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So watch out and also tell your friends to be careful.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Mar 07 - 10:21 PM

Is that a true story? How come the mainstream media have been ignoring it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Mar 07 - 07:50 PM

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room and they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance.

He said, "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our
newest feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something
truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish.

But, be warned: if you say something FALSE, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Bill Clinton stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of us three," and he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.

Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most aware of the
environmental problems of us three," and in an instant, he was
surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.

Excited over the possibility of finally having a wish come true, George W. Bush looked into the mirror and said, "I think...,"

            ...and was promptly sucked into the mirror.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Mar 07 - 05:23 PM

What a waste. Just ask him to bake us a pie. I'd like apple, please.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Mar 07 - 03:31 PM

In my graciousness and sense of noblesse oblige, I forgive you. For your penance you will say three Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and flagellate yourself for thirty minutes or until your sandals fill with blood, whichever comes first.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Mar 07 - 03:20 PM

Oh, of course. How plebian of me. Thank you so much for keeping me from straying into the path of error!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Mar 07 - 02:44 PM

If you cut a pie like a peace symbol you'd have four slices, not three. To get three you'd have to cut it like a Mercedes Benz hood ornament.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Mar 07 - 01:16 PM

Any juror rolling her eyes at the idea of Thor is liable to find herself in a fix upon his exit from the courtroom.

Might make an interesting urban legend. . .


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