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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 23 Oct 06 - 06:14 PM
Bunnahabhain 23 Oct 06 - 05:41 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Oct 06 - 06:14 PM

I'd be careful about letting hi think that, Bunn-me-lad. He's likely to try it out. That would put the brakes on in a big way!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 23 Oct 06 - 05:41 PM

You'd be fine, so long as you stayed well away from naked flames for a few days afterwards....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Oct 06 - 04:40 PM

I didn't say it wouldn't hurt you. I don't know whether it would be a painful death or not.

If you find out, let me...oh, never mind...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Oct 06 - 02:14 PM

So you're saying that drinking brake fluid won't hurt me? And if I also had some swimming pool chlorine I could belch smoke?

COOL!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Oct 06 - 01:53 PM

A similar warning to those who would like to experiment with pool chlorine and brake fluid. A lousy drink, and it ruins the braking fluid, as wlel as making an awful smoke bomb.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Oct 06 - 11:30 AM

The old makers in the States did the same thing, wetting the powder with whiskey and then seeing if the alcohol would burn off and "poof!" the powder. I'd even demonstrated this myself with (legal) grain alcohol).

However, the Legion is concerned with those who might do something like stir a cup of gunpowder into a half-gallon of whiskey and then try to drink it or shoot it or both.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 23 Oct 06 - 11:22 AM

Never mix alcohol and gunpowder. It makes a lousy drink, and your gunpowder gets wet and won't work.

Therefore demonstarting your alchol is less than 100 proof. What is the legion playing at drinking that kind of stuff, it might as well be fruit juice?

Knowing the old field test for alcohol levels would be useful for something, eventually. Gunpowder soaked in 100 prof alcohol still burns, any weaker it doesn't. The exicsemans test was to test it and then to add more alcohol or water as needed to get to 100 proof, and so see how much tax was due on it....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Oct 06 - 09:58 AM

Or possibly psylocybin?

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Oct 06 - 09:43 AM

Mom's gonna strip search Rapaire next time he heads out to the back yard by himself. She's afraid that he's playing with matches out there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Oct 06 - 09:27 AM

This information is passed down from son to father to son to daughter to mother to the lady behind the bar to wife to grandson to nephew to the girls upstairs to Anne Landers.

Yes, it has all been gathered into The Idaho Legion's Guide To Surviving In The Great Outdoors When You're Nekkid And Only Have A Pickup Camper Full Of Gear And Stuff And A Full Tank Of Gas But You've Run Plumb Out Of Drinks Except Water, also know to outdoorsmen as "The Emergency Charmin."

Here's another tip:

If you're lost, start a fire, the bigger the better. The smokejumpers and hotshot crews will find you in no time and can often be touched for spare change. Of course, this won't work in the winter so start an avalanche and block an Interstate highway with it. Don't stand in front of the avalanche, and always stand upwind from the fire.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Oct 06 - 09:26 AM

Here's MONDAY, Mom. Up and AT 'em!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Oct 06 - 12:11 AM

Wow...this is the sort of know-how your Legionnaires come up with?

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Oct 06 - 09:27 PM

Here's another outdoorsy tip from Rapaire, your source for everything outdoorsy:

Never mix alcohol and gunpowder. It makes a lousy drink, and your gunpowder gets wet and won't work.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Oct 06 - 08:32 PM

Last night, though, the heat went out and we had to spend the night cuddled inside the buffalo I'd just killed so we'd have meat for breakfast. Dead buffalo stay warm inside for a very long time, especially if you build a small fire, and in the morning breakfast is already cooked and waiting.

This outdoorsy tip brought to you by Rapaire, your guide to everything outdoorsy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Oct 06 - 06:40 PM

Welcome back, kind sir! I have been down in the park playing with Banjoest and several friends of like persuasion. Great pleasure.

Mom, tell Rapaire he really is your favorite.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 22 Oct 06 - 06:39 PM

I was trying to run my end of an event, when the organiser is in hiding, they had no timetable of any sort, would not shut up and listen for two seconds, and forgot to pay, whilst I had an unknown number of people, with varying abilities randomly decide to turn up or not, without informing me. Out Of this I had to come up with a plan, and be expected to know stuff when asked. And the decnt beer thay had on a few days ago hadn't been looked fater, so had gone off...

On a totally unrelated matter, why doesn't HTML have a dedicated rant tag? It would be really rather useful on occasion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Oct 06 - 06:01 PM

Camped (in a cabin, with heat, it got down to 25 F.) for two nights and back now. Lovely time, saw some mergansers, pelicans, gulls (of course), sandhills. One red fox this morning and this afternoon one cottontail. But blue skies and a nice time.

I'm back.

Be very, very...well, something.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Oct 06 - 05:50 PM

I've been busy this afternoon, but still, I'm making a little time to check on MOM. What's the excuse for the rest of you? Camping, away from the computer, doing brain surgery or building invisibility shields? Is that REALLY more important than checking on dear ol' MOM?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Oct 06 - 02:46 PM

I could probably find some at the high-end supermarket (Central Market here in North Texas) or at World Market (I think that's a chain). Maybe worth the test. The dogs would eat it if no one else would. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 22 Oct 06 - 08:38 AM

If vegemite is illegal, then have marmite (www. marmite.com) instead. British, and virtually indistinguisable to all but the most refined tastes. It's one of those you love it or hate it things, and their advertising has played on this for years...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Oct 06 - 08:29 AM

For those who have more sense than I do, and who therefore don't go near the Shamblescentric threads, let me share my new found word that I think perfectly describes Shambles.

'BOREGASMIC'

Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Oct 06 - 12:46 AM

It seems that one thing that would benefit Moonglow is developing a taste for vegemite and its added folate. But according to our Oz 'catters, the U.S. has outlawed it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Oct 06 - 06:51 PM

Moonglow is out of the hospital as of Thursday afternoon. We had to kind of pry her loose--they weren't doing any treatment after the transfusion on Monday, just had her hanging out. We asked if it was dangerous if she left, and they said no, as long as she returns to the ER if she feels bad. I talk to her a couple of times a day. She's studying this weekend instead of going to work, to catch up with her classes. I think a cold a couple of weeks ago triggered the cascade of events. There has been a symptom all along that I've queried her doctors about at her annual physical, and no one ever addressed it. (I always knew which kid didn't flush the toilet by the darkness of the urine).

Docs think she has a genetic form of anemia, spherocytosis. Conclusive test will be in next week. Second opinions coming next, and deciding on treatment.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Oct 06 - 03:15 PM

A rogue, a scamp, a ne'er-do-well peely-wally ba-heidt!! Off and bile yer head!

LOL!! Nice to see you are at least alive below the wrists, Giok!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Oct 06 - 01:29 PM

Tempting isn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 21 Oct 06 - 01:11 PM

There is a time and a place for all things, and hospital is one of those that has to take priority. Hope you and moonglow get out of there soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Oct 06 - 11:16 AM

How's Moonglow?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Oct 06 - 10:32 AM

Thanks for catching her, Bunn. I've wandered in after a good night's sleep (in my own bed--those fold-out hospital contraptions are torturous!) and brewed a strong cuppa tea. I'll go walk the dogs in a few minutes, then get down to a lot of work that needs to be done around here. Playing catch-up, big time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Oct 06 - 10:24 AM

Man's gotta catch up on sleep some-when, Mom. Thanks for letting me snooze!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 21 Oct 06 - 10:15 AM

16 hours and nobody drops by. Must all be off camping in the Idaho wilderness....

Well it's more fun that trekking back and forth to hospital, or some of the other things people are up to.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 06:39 PM

Thank you. I'll be careful to forget that in short order. Mudcat is the fount of all knowledge, but sometimes you don't want fish in your fountain...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 03:04 PM

It has been attributed to Jackie Fisher, the First World War Admiral, who said, "Never apologise, never explain".

Not sure this is a reliable attribution or not.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 02:09 PM

Best advice for a poet you could ask for!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 01:56 PM

Never apologise, never explain!

Never able to remember that that comes from....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 01:00 PM

Yeah, Rapaire, I heard from Billy the Blake. He wanted me to tell you:

I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Library built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the Library Doors, they were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires.


But he didn't explain what he meant.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 12:03 PM

It's not the question asked, as the guru said, but the feeling behind the question asked that counts. In this case, though, neither was answered. But I am sure Rapaire's old friends Billy the Shake or Billy the Blake, or old Tom Eliot the Banker's Boy, or maybe little Bobby Frost, will chime in any minute and remedy this embarassing flaw in his repute.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 11:36 AM

Well, okay, good for you. . .but that's not what I asked. ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 11:08 AM

Pat has been checking her male.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 10:45 AM

Mom wants to know if you've been checking your mail, Rapaire. She's pretty strict about sending "thank you" cards.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 09:23 AM

Oh, Rapaire, you are such a suck-up!!

I have never had a coolie, although I have had smoothies.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 09:19 AM

Hi, Mom. I haven't left yet. Did you know that Amos is playing some sort of nasty game wherein he says you say that I was always your favorite? I don't think that very nice or very equitable, do you? Could he be punished?

No, wait. He's from Southern California and he'd probably really like it. Maybe if we treated him nice and backed him cookies and things. I'll betcha that'd do it. (I first typed "coolies and things." I dunno, since he's from SoCa he might be into stuff like that.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Oct 06 - 12:36 AM

In case Moonglow needs one when she's a little older, the scientists are working on a real invisibility cloak for her.

Soon!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 11:59 PM

I had to go to photograph a lecture at the library this evening, and I haven't called Moonglow at school or her dad at his house because it is late. I left her a message earlier that she is to check in at least a couple of times a day. I'll call her in the morning.

It's a good time of year for camping here in Texas--it's finally cool enough out to enjoy it and the school kids are back in school so the campgrounds aren't overrun (especially during the week). Too bad my kid's in school or I could take him camping. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 10:53 PM

BTW, Mom didn't write that, I did.

Just a leedle joke.

Stilly, how's the girl look now?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 07:01 PM

Blessings follow you everywhere, my son. You always were my favorite, I just couldn't say so in front of the others.

Mom


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 06:55 PM

Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy Moooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm -- I'm going camping tomorrow! Yup. Pat and I will be leaving for Massacre Rocks State Park
(MRSP). In a cabin, but there are no cooking facilities and this is a good way to get us back, slowly, into camping.

I'll spend Saturday hiking and birding and will be back home on Sunday.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 05:33 PM

There are a couple who always push my buttons also, MMario. Seems to be that way for most of us.

Moonglow is bustin' out this afternoon, and then her dad is taking her out for a nice steak dinner. They have a theory, and we will learn more next week when the crucial test comes back. If she feels bad she is to report back to the emergency room. Meanwhile we'll find a doctor down here in Fort Worth to do the second opinion and follow-up. The one in Denton is quite loutish, according to my ex, who is the one who has spoken to him. Apparently the nurses don't like him very well either--I learned that myself this morning when making inquiries and finally insisting that someone call his office and find out why he was still keeping her there when they weren't doing any more treatment. We'll get her someone who communicates better what is going on. These days of no information have been pretty tough.

Mom, I am so looking forward to sleeping in my own bed, having my son here this evening and fixing him a nice dinner, and giving the cats and dogs the attention they crave. When I got home this afternoon I took the dogs for a long walk on what is a clear, bright, cool fall afternoon. We had a great time. Their ears were back in their "travel" mode (versus the wanting to sniff all along the way in their "tracking" mode) and we did a nice tour of one side of the village.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 04:58 PM

I deeply sympathize and honor that in you, MM. DO choose your battle wisely, though!!! :D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 02:18 PM

Too many lies causes an implosion. Vide Nixon, Bush, Hitler, Stalin....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 01:09 PM

I know why - I have a compulsive desire to see what new warped fantesies are being propounded. Just occasional my filters get overwhelmed and I respond as if it actually mattered what he-who-shouldn't-be-named says. Except I also dislike seeing falshoods proposed as truth and left without rebuttal.


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