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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

gnu 26 Jun 14 - 09:23 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Jun 14 - 09:23 PM

Schweinsteiger!!!

I said his name first. Take a swig. Those are the rules even if the announcer didn't say his name when he touched the ball. Look. If yer gonna play Schweinsteiger!!! ya gotta play by the rules and drink up, damnit!

And NO! I am not playing Dempsey! He gets the ball far too often and he's a quick bugger and I cannot swig like a young man anymore.

Of course, since I play Schweinsteiger!!! by myself, I only have to compete against the Limey announcer so I needn't take but a sip when he beats me to it. He seldom does. Matter of fact, the self-righteous prig gets so many things wrong callin the games that I figure he's on the bottle early every day.

Well done USA!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Jun 14 - 08:57 PM

WHOA! Back the bus up! gnu don't got no girlfriend and never will. Friend? Yeah. GIRLfriend, nuh-uh. I gave up chasin pussy a LONG time ago. Been runnin er on manual ever since. Celibate for life unless. Although, the Ladybug Lady would turn my crank if it wasn't so rusty.

Besides, she has arthritis too but she is advanced and needs a cane so I could chase her down if I had to. Well... if I snuck up on her.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 14 - 03:39 PM

gnu's got a girl friend! gnu's got a girl friend! Nyah nyah nyah!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Jun 14 - 12:52 PM

That is good news! Improve your tomatoes and your social life in one fell swoop!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Jun 14 - 06:03 AM

Thurs. Afternoon
Rain
13°C
Feels like 11
P.O.P: 90%
Rain: Close to 15 mm
Wind NE 25 km/h
Wind gust 41 km/h
Humidity 100%

Glorious weather!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jun 14 - 12:07 AM

Oh, Gnuzer this is grand news! I hope you court her gently and successfully! Nothing like a 3D friend to strengthen the bonds of life, eh? Find out what kind of beer she likes!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jun 14 - 09:37 PM

So you've been bugged by a mysterious stranger? She obviously is an entomologist, or maybe just a CIA operative in disguise.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Jun 14 - 07:17 PM

Holy batshit Batman! I just met The Butterfly Lady! She is cooool! I wondered down to look at my tomatoes and there she was on the apartment building property at the bottom of the grade with her cane, net and jar. Near an hour of conversation during which I showed her my tomatoe leaves with tobacco virus and she showed me all the ladybug worms and pupae she had collected. There is a wealth of ladybugs five feet from my maters! This lass knows her insects! She told me how to control aphids by collecting ladybug worms and larvae and applying them to plants... green and black aphids (didn't know there were black aphids and that they and red ants have a symbiotic relationship that will destroy plants in jig time). So much info! I shall call her The Ladybug Lady from now on, not just 'that lady with the net that catches butterflies'... she was never after butterflies. Or, more properly, Heather. What a gem!

I actually might have a 3D friend! Not a bad looker either (hey... I AM a man so that part is MANdatory). Jet black hair and piercing blue eyes backed up with bug knowledge... what's not to like eh? We even shook hands. I can't wait to see her again. I'll have a bottle ready and we'll stalk Ladybugs together. Seriously, that conversation was the most fun I have had in a long time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Jun 14 - 05:16 PM

Cool vid, SRS. Thanks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Jun 14 - 03:33 PM

I don't speak Russian (or whatever it is they're speaking) but I do believe this is a tutorial about the wrong way to install a kitten in a motor vehicle. Someone apparently mounted the spring with the cat in upside down.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jun 14 - 01:19 PM

Exercise: Ex = former. Former ercise. I have no idea what ercise is, but exercise means it no longer is. Therefore I refrain from doing any ercise.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Jun 14 - 12:02 PM

I felt so bad, physically AND guilty after I ate that monster burger that I used cracked wheat bread for the second one about 4 hours later. Took me an hour to get 4/5ths of it down. Ate the rest when I rose this AM. 176.2# this AM... after I ate the rest of the burger, of course. I feel so guilty that I am gonna get me exercise. I forget who plays in the 2 early World Cup matches but I am determined to buck up and watch as much as I can.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Jun 14 - 11:28 AM

"Golf links" is a euphemism for the sand and gravel pits beside the concrete plant. Don't get run over by any cement trucks while you're chasing little white balls around the "course."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jun 14 - 09:42 AM

Don't eat burgers. Ate least cooked ones. Eat your meat raw and bloody like Nature intended.

With that said, you are all invited to the Annual Idaho Legion Non-Barbecue And Golf Tournament this coming Sunday at the golf links behind the Legion Hovel. The water hazards, as usual, will be drained and filled with martinis (stirred, not shaken, as God intended).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jun 14 - 05:50 PM

Ya know when I said 2 burgers? I lied. I ate one and damn near died.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/15565423@N05/14313815689/


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jun 14 - 02:06 PM

Nothing light about those Buds, bud; nip 'em in the bud!

IF you're in range of San Diego, come down to the Renegade Country Bar on old Highway 80 tonight at 7 and I'll sing you a mess o' songs!




A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jun 14 - 01:41 PM

Diet tip # 33.

Intro... I started my diet the day after my Bday of March 7. Damned if I didn't GAIN weight is seesaw fashion. I was 190.4 one day and said to me, "Gary boy... knock that shit off. You don't wanna be 15# over come summer." I plugged away at it and got to 176.4 one day but I hovered at ~ 178-180 for far too long. I have one pair of fat jeans and they are about 30 years old. I often cross my right leg over my left leg (while sitting) such that my right ankle rests lust above my left knee and damned if I didn't fray a hole in my left pant leg. Such 'unkempt deportment' is absolutely unacceptable when accompanying Mum on our daily outings at the grocery stores. I know because she told me so. Three weeks ago, I bit the bullet and paid $26.94 (!) for a new pair of Levis that fit a touch loose... they'll shrink a bit when I wash them and be perfect.

Today, two days after summer solstice, 174.4# and my new jeans do not fit. I have hold them up until I cinch my belt tight and, of course, such is unacceptable unkempt deportment.

Soooo, the tip is, if ya wanna loose weight, but a new pair of fat jeans that will be useless in short order but may be of value in future if ya pig out.

By bedtime, I shall have consumed two large medium ground beef burgers topped with Vidalia onion, tomatoe, dill pickle, Miracle Whip (ketchup instead on #2), and whatever else I can fit into my opened-wide pie hole. NO Kraft cheese slices tho. They ain't food and, more importantly, they are calories I don't need. After all, I AM on a diet eh?. Oh, washed down with several Buds, of course.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Jun 14 - 01:06 PM

"cacotopia" An imagined place where government is of the worst;

So what's new? Yours is dysfunctional. Ours is fucktional. Then again at least you appear to have a Pres that isn't a deranged maniacal monster and a congress that seems to have some common sense. We have a parliament that are truly fucked up and a senate that is on the edge of that. Thanks Dog we have a supreme court that has some common sense... for now. Your supreme court is... you know. All in all, more sad than bad on both sides of the getting more unfriendly border.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Jun 14 - 12:49 PM

I've seen Bee-dubya-ell in these parts recently. He needs to stop in and say hello to MOM and the gang. Ignore Gluon humping his leg while he chews the fat with LH and Chongo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jun 14 - 12:36 PM

In fact it's a sheer recipe for cacotopia! The old Greeks would say, "There's no eu there!"

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 10:39 PM

It's a nerve-wracking thought, I must admit. Hand Rapp a nuclear football in a briefcase and he's likely to turn around and file it under "N".

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 06:46 PM

If you get elected, will you poll the public on "Who to cruise today?" on a regular basis? Ya know. A pre-emptive democratic strike... or not? Personally, if you get elected, I would suggest a barrage of cruise missiles on our Parliament buildings while they are in full session. Well, maybe not. Maybe just one big one on Harper's residence. Yeah, but, on second thought, put a half dozen on his ass just ta make sure.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 05:06 PM

After your term as Top Dog in the US, can you run for PM here? Or would that be demeaning? I mean, sucking arse of the new US Top Dog, of course... as that's what seems to being going on here these days.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 02:05 PM

Only for Canadians*. For people in the US I only promise to resign as soon as I can and to try not to screw things up to badly before that.






*For them I will also promise some pot in every chicken and potty words in every crossword.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, gnuonlaptop
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 01:37 PM

But, will you promise a chicken in every pot and a crossword puzzle in every potty?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: beardedbruce
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 11:50 AM

" he'll try not to screw things up too badly before that"

THAT would be something new in politics!






Got my vote.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 11:41 AM

The Presidency is next. Unlike Chonga I was born in the US of A, eddicated in the Great Midwest, I'm a disabled American veteran, and I don't (usually) pack a gun. I can play the trumpet somewhat and I eat something besides bananas and termites. My platform will be the same as before:

VOTE RAPPAREE! HE'S ONLY IN IT FOR THE RETIREMENT BENEFITS AND THE MONEY AND WILL RESIGN AS SOON AS HE'S VESTED (and he'll try not to screw things up too badly before that)!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jun 14 - 10:46 AM

Amazing what passes for management anymore!! :D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 11:24 PM

I was in management. I just think 'em up, other people have to make 'em work.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 10:41 PM

That could turn out badly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 08:14 PM

Put a move on her and when cusses at you, put one hand in a pocket (front) and jiggle it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 04:15 PM

Coyote Urine is your friend !!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 03:12 PM

Dog repellant... hmmmm. Is the a little old batshit lady repellant?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 02:28 PM

Or get some dog repellent and spray the post and the edges of your property.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 02:27 PM

Get an eagle and take up falconry. You will find that the eagle's poop will eventually contain strands of hair from a fuzzy little dog.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 12:41 PM

I am reminded of why I can't/don't sing anymore (maybe one line in each verse of a few songs if someone makes me feel bad enough by repeatedly asking me to do so... AMOS) by the fact that my cords are very sore due to cheering World Cup games. You know the little old lady that walks her dog around here, lets it crap and doesn't clean up after it. Yeah, that's the one. Well, yesterday, she was letting her little rat piss on the base of the street light on my front lawn when Costa Rica scored and my two living room windows were open. She had white culottes on so I don't know if I scared her enough for her to join the dog but she started with the yelling, searing and fist shaking... she's rather batshit in the attic.

GO USA! 7PM EST.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 11:21 AM

Thanks, Gary.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jun 14 - 12:31 AM

Set the sails...splice the mainbrace...plot a course for the sun.

Spaw



That's my boy, Spawzer. Go forth, free at last, and stronger than ever.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jun 14 - 01:14 PM

I figger it's okay to copy this here...

I am an emotional person. Yeah... yeah... I know... "No shit, Sherlock." But, I usually suck it up after a wee bit over these kinda things. Not this time. The tears just won't stop when I read the threads. So here is some personal therapy. I hope it comforts someone else. It's Spaw's 2nd or third last post to Nigel's thread.....

Subject: RE: Jane's Rainbow: for all needing support & comfort
From: catspaw49 - PM
Date: 24 May 14 - 09:46 AM

So...............Whatever you can cross, keep crossed.

This is the end of another chemo week and that has always been my lowest point. Made changes in daily meds and diet to better work the balance between the CHF, Intestinal thickening, COD, and the MDS. Today (and this week) I feel better than I have in a couple of years.....and even before the MDS. I look better, have a lot more energy, less O2 demand..went out and ran around yesterday PM and didn't even pack any along....Hard to tell what happens next.

We'll see what the numbers do over the next couple of weeks and know more then. Balancing this crap is a hell of a juggling act and about half of it I know as much about what to do as the Docs. We upped the Lasix but with the water being the best source for stool softeners and the thickening of the intestinal walls, the added Lasix took that water away as well. So I modified my diet. Then I modified the Lasix dosage (okayed by the my cardio guy) to some alternate day dosage levels and things are moving, so to speak.LOL Better yet, there seems to be no fluid at all around my heart....This is serious progress.

Then add that the current chemo has a strong fatigue factor and so is then accompanied by a steroid has obviously helped. I really wanna' see the numbers now....Keep 'em all crossed Folks.

I know, and you should too so there's no confusion, MDS is not curable but I going to buy all the time with Karen I can. While this past year has been great together, there has been far too many 10 day periods of chemo misery and many days spent low in numbers before I can get blood. Nobody my age beats this. Not Nora Ephrom, not Carl Sagan, and not me. But June the 8th is my birthday and my wish is for one more year and especially one where I feel like I do now. Next year I'll repeat that and see how long we can do it!

Sorry, I'm still pissed over the 'Cat but that's just because I do really miss what it once was. Time passes, things change, and as Tom Wolfe wrote, you can't go home again. I'll get over it.......

Hugs once again for the crew here and follow Nigel's good advice: Set the sails...splice the mainbrace...plot a course for the sun.

Spaw

Thanks, buddy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 14 - 09:49 AM

Caught flagranto delictably in a love nest with Randy Ronni, Shame McBride, Hector Ballsworthy, and "Bad" Penny by Ossifer J.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jun 14 - 08:21 AM

I know what ya mean, Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 21 Jun 14 - 03:46 AM

You just can't keep a good woman down, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 10:43 PM

Where are you heaving him? Or her?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 10:21 PM

It's about time you showed up. We're heaving Chonga for dinner.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 09:45 PM

Still at it, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 06:13 PM

The Spaw news saddens me. Later I shall post some first-class BS but I don't have the heart right now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 04:38 PM

And before the impeccable Bookmeister gets on my case concerning mathematics, I would point out that I wrote the words of the last post in perfect truth at the time, as I had not yet posted it, you see.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 04:37 PM

Serious question: Mom only needs 160 more posts to make her next Thousand of posts, a new height of repute and renown. Given how little we have to say and what a paucity of imagination we have demonstrated, do you think it is even possible to acheive this pinnacle of Mudcat fame?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 04:01 PM

Edgar Guest was deep in the shallowest possible way.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Jun 14 - 12:08 PM

Ebbie... touché.

GUEST,Mike Yates... "Sorry to disagree! When I submit things to this site I always check for spelling mistakes. There are none when I submit my comments, but there are mistakes when they appears on the sight. Can somebody please explain?"

gnu... When satellites get dirty, some letters stick to the satellite or bounce off sequence. I am presently in search of a long ladder so I can open my own satellite cleaning business.


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