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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Acme 09 Apr 17 - 11:36 AM
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keberoxu 08 Apr 17 - 07:03 PM
gnu 08 Apr 17 - 04:00 PM
Rapparee 07 Apr 17 - 09:18 PM
Rapparee 07 Apr 17 - 03:21 PM
Little Hawk 07 Apr 17 - 09:57 AM
Donuel 07 Apr 17 - 08:42 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Apr 17 - 09:15 PM
gnu 06 Apr 17 - 02:23 PM
Rapparee 06 Apr 17 - 08:49 AM
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gnu 05 Apr 17 - 06:59 PM
Donuel 05 Apr 17 - 11:42 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Apr 17 - 11:36 AM

Thanks for asking - it didn't take. But that someone's search continues. . . The second party was on a fishing expedition and it was never clear what she was fishing for.

Amos, good luck with the upcoming eye adjustment. I suspect I will have something like that in the middle-distance future. And I hope Pat's rescheduled event goes smoothly and as planned. Last time I was in for surgery (a bunionectomy) I was asked to draw on my right foot with a ball-point pen to indicate the correct place for surgery. Just so they don't ask you to write a treatise on how to perform the surgery.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Apr 17 - 09:58 PM

Job? Isn't he somebody in the Old Testament? Got puked up by a whale or something? No, that was Jo Nah. Job was the guy like gnu, with the diseases. Yeah, he had diseases and lost his home in the Big Recession and all his money and investments and stuff, and when he asked, "Why, God?" he got the reply, "Because you piss Me off." Or was that Zeke L? I can't keep them OT characters straight. But I am reminded of a poem:

An archeologist hailing from Throssil
Found a very peculiar fossil.
He could tell by the bend
And the knob at the end
'Twas the peter of Paul the Apostle.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Apr 17 - 08:04 PM

Interview for a job? What job? MOABites don't need no steenkin' jobs!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 08 Apr 17 - 07:03 PM

Haven't heard any updates about "someone's second interview for a job...."   I guess if the news had been good, we would have heard it. Better keep thinking positive.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Apr 17 - 04:00 PM

I met girls like that when I was a lad. Got caught up with a couple of them. Well, I caught sommat. But, they have meds for that. I remember one lass in particular. Nain, Labrador. Innu. Beautiful. My Dog she was gorgeous. Melt you with her smile. She was fun. And, then, she wasn't.... 'pissin' razor blades' comes to mind.

TMI? Ha! These are the stories that make men... ah... well... stupid, I guess.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Apr 17 - 09:18 PM

Sorry. Renata's last degree was actually "Juvenile Deflowerer."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Apr 17 - 03:21 PM

Ah, yes. Renata. First an LL.B. and then a J.D. Loose Living Bimbo and a Juvenile Defendant.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Apr 17 - 09:57 AM

Chongo doesn't like lawyers much either...except for Renata, his girlfriend.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Apr 17 - 08:42 AM

Lawyers gone bad are like cruel corrupt cops. What other occupation excels in the practice of spite and vengeance with a license to lie, cheat and steal? This is how they measure success.

It figures that there are more Republican former prosecutors in Congress by over a 1/3 compared to Democrats.

If I find a good honest lawyer I won't keep it a secret.
Diogenes Don


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Apr 17 - 09:15 PM

Hi, Mom! I just ran my nuts through a sieve! Okay, it was really a colander, not a sieve. A metal thing with a bunch of 3/16" holes in it. If you put your nuts in it and shake them around, all the small broken pieces and little flakes of red peanut skin fall through the holes and you're left with nice clean nuts.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 06 Apr 17 - 02:23 PM

Oh dear! Hell hath no fury...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 17 - 08:49 AM

No, Pat's surgery will NOT be today. After a long chain of CYA and miscommunication and "blame somebody else" by the hospital, it has been moved to it's "original" date of April 13. To say that she is furiously, lividly, angry would be an understatement.

Her family motto is "Nolo Irritare Leones."

"Piss off your spouse, piss off your kids, piss off your minister, piss off your boss, but never, ever, piss off a lawyer."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Apr 17 - 08:18 PM

I stopped all public internet posting of originals
but I am delighted to email on an individual basis to good folks like yourself. Ask Rap, my emails or mailings can be trusted.
Just tell me where by PM.

The last double translucent silk picture of "subspace" defied photography but 2D ink is fine. Pictures on glass with a mirror behind that reflects a different image is also hard to photograph.

(example: hummingbird painting that has a leaping dancer painted on the other side of the glass masked by the humming bird. This genre can contrast fanciful ideas or a person's 'inner self') Infinity light boxes are another version that can contain painted or photographic surprises. These things only take a few days.

The big stuff is slow going however.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Apr 17 - 06:59 PM

T'would be enjoyable to see your artwork again, Donuel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Apr 17 - 11:42 AM

My great grandfather was an illustrator for the then brand new Sears &Roebuck Catalog. He used crosshatching to depict shadows. In an ink medium I use a very rapid depiction of a random quantum field of wave chaos for shadows. (beyond scribbles) At 6 feet away the chaos disappears and a macro whole emerges.

Breaking news BANNON removed from national security council.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Apr 17 - 09:45 AM

To correct my cataracts I would be facing four surgeries due to the complications of Fuchs dystrophy. They would have to go in a specific order and over the course of 2 years. Since Fuchs varies hourly with changing corneal thickness and bubbles there are days I have better than average vision and times that discourages driving or art. Yesterday I did an ink on enamel portrait of Leonard Bernstein conducting a grand pause from imagination, not a photo. It is a "painterly" blend of impressionism and realism in my minds eye but to normal vision it might be crap.

Meanwhile creams, salt drops & polarized light still helps greatly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Apr 17 - 10:32 PM

I am home. Now the fun starts.

Amos, I had cataracts in both eyes corrected last year. Toric lenses were installed; I had to pay about $400 each but the results are very well worth it. For one thing, I can (legally) drive WITHOUT glasses now. For another, I can shoot laser beams out of my eyes whenever I want to; this has left lines of burned out cars all over several states.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Apr 17 - 07:19 PM

Hi, Mom! The pump for my water well died last Thursday, but a replacement arrived today and has been installed. It's nice to have running water again. For the last few days we've only had walking water: walk to the well, manually pump a couple of five-gallon buckets full, walk back to the house, walk back to the well a few hours later....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 04 Apr 17 - 07:16 PM

Actually, Your Imperious Rapness, some Mudcatters report that Heavenly Dancers have been visible in Scotland -- maybe you could travel there sometime?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Apr 17 - 09:20 PM

BE prepared for reprise that doubles the length of the original, I betcha,

Seven years ago my right eye got its lens replaced with premium smart plastic. I haven't worn glasses since, but lately the left eye has begun to cloud up; so today it was off to the Eye Center where a focussed and brilliant and helpful staff stabbed me with bright lights and dilated my pupils with wicked potions. Seems the left eye has caught up in decline with where the righrt once was so another plastic clever lens will be plucked from the Engineering Miracle Assembly Line and stuck in my face. I am being assimilated. A few weeks out and the job will be done; when complete my worldview will be pathetically bright and sickeningly cheery, full of friendly flavors and promise. Right now, though, not so much; I can barely read without going crosseyed trying to make out the blurry characters. Dilation sucks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Apr 17 - 06:58 PM

There I was, shipwrecked in the Arctic, and all that stood between me and cannibalism (there were others present) was a shipload of food.

Wait, that doesn't sound very endangering. I'll work on it.

Currently I am in Indiana, and too bright and early tomorrow we shall wing out way home. By this time tomorrow I should be comfortably ensconced in my humble little cabin on the claim.

Ah, the adventures! The excitement! But since we did not see the Aurora we will have to venture to Yellowknife, or Whitehorse, or Fairbanks. A reprise of the Norway journey will have to wait a bit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Apr 17 - 10:20 PM

I did some cooking this evening as well, made a pot of beef vegetable soup. No recipe, just keep adding ingredients until it seems about right. It's cooling a bit before I put it in the fridge. This will be for lunch this week. MOM insisted this was the best activity on a rainy day (but now she's sleeping off a bottle of wine - a little of it went into the soup, the rest into MOM.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Apr 17 - 01:16 PM

I have a form of OCD... Obsessive Cooking Disorder. Today's 'recipe' is under construction on-the-fly. I always cut-and-paste from the last one (it was a cross rib beef roast). One might ask, "Yer 60 effin' years old and you can't just eyeball 'em?" No. The beef sold here has changed in the past several years. And I don't just mean that the prices have tripled. The quality and consistency have as well, thereby requiring me to become fastidious in my culinary endeavours. Indeed, I have had to branch out in my choice of cuts due to the increase in prices, cheap old bastard that I am. I fondly recall just buying a bone-in blade roast and cooking it 'by eye' (That there? An hour and fifty minutes at 350.) without caring about the outcome because it was ALways delicious.

170326 Cross rib 1.1kg about 3" thick, See pictures 170326
Frozen, on counter 1200, fridge 1600, two days in fridge (note blood in pics)
1130 out of fridge, on tray with plastic on
1250 on plate, colder side up, between stove and counter, gather veggies
1350 oven at 325 (1553 actual time ? 1403 oven at temp)
1400 wash roast and ready for oven (more blood on plate... a fair bit, actually)
1415 roast in
1435 cover
1500 chop veggies, pot on simmer
1530 veggies on high
1545 out and take the temp 152, back in at 1548, out 1558, temp at 140??? (that was fuckin useless)
1600 cut roast, overdone... next time, just take it out and leave it


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Apr 17 - 04:54 AM

No, Rap did not see Aurora Borealis. She was supposed to perform aboard the cruise ship, but it was all a big mistake. Aurora must have confused the ship's name with that of a burlesque club at which she had performed in 2014. She never knowingly accepts cruise ship gigs because her co-performer Sven, a rather large Burmese python, gets horribly seasick.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 01 Apr 17 - 05:25 PM

Did Rapparee see any aurora borealis?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Apr 17 - 01:15 PM

I arrived, as requested, a half hour early. Twas stressful. The perking lot I usually use was closed. I went to the main lot. I entered. There was a car at the gate. The gate was up. The car wasn't moving because the ticket machine wasn't working. Two attendants were fiddling with it. I waited and then saw a car start to enter the lot. I backed up to try to get to the underground lot. Buddy came up behind me and didn't back up. I grew impatient as I had eight minutes to arrive at the appointed time. One of the attendants began to issue handwritten tickets. I arrived with a minute to spare. The doors were closed and the sign said, "CLOSED. PICK UP PHONE <---." No fuckin' phone. A commissionaire asked if I had an appointment. "Yes." "Pick up the phone on the wall at the entrance down the hall on your right." I picked up the phone and the doors opened. Odd that the booking instructions made no mention of this. Odd that water wasn't included in the fast but, when I questioned the booker she said, "Just to be sure, don't drink any liquids during the fast." I asked the tech who made me all gooey... she was also taken aback.

No need to show my Medicare card. Just follow the orange dots on the floor. Apparently, New Brunswick is experiencing a paint shortage. On top of that, apparently, I am the only colour blind person in the fucking world. I just followed the d__s until one set veered off to where I had my mammogram and ultrasound some years back.

About eight people were seated in the waiting area and all I saw were kids colouring books on a table. I used to draw detailed engineering drawings so kids colouring books don't entertain me much. I was pissed. FFS! I was gonna have to wait until all these other people... "Gary Owens." !!!

My appointment was for 10AM. I was outta there at 9:50. The referral from my GP was made in early August so I marvel at the speed. When she said, "That's it, you're done." I ask, with a laugh, "What's the score?" (Irish charm, eh?) She said, "You passed." Of course, she can't really "say" anything. We'll see what the doc says on Wednesday. And, we'll see what he says about the last 'oscopy'. The service might seem slow to some but it's affordable.

There. This oughta get Mom from the bottom of the pile.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Apr 17 - 12:40 PM

Maybe once Rap is back from the north side of the back of beyond MOM won't languish on the bottom rung as often. For now she can come out into the garden with me and weed the potato patch. That should keep her out of trouble (she spent the morning playing PacMan on the Google map app on her phone and almost completely ran down the battery.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 31 Mar 17 - 09:25 PM

We'll chip in and order a large roll of that bubble wrap that Ranger1 suggested over on facebook.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 31 Mar 17 - 09:14 PM

Ours as well. Maybe if you stopped flirting with gravity so recklessly she'd recover from Detective Chief Inspector syndrome. Ever think of that?

We were blessed with heavy rain today which ended in a spectacular double rainbow across our happy village. 'Ow loverly, sez oi.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 31 Mar 17 - 01:04 PM

I am beginning to think being around you is a dangerous thing, Rap.

My thoughts will, are, with you and your far better half regarding the "s**t".

12 hour fast and a light and fat free supper so it's skim milk and fruit for supper at 7PM. MONSTER cheeseburger for a snack at 16:00. Sobeys has lean ground beef on for $2.88 a pound. Unfortunately, my last two Vidalia onions were toast so I had to chuck 'em in the garbage and I am now resigned to onion powder as fried yellow onions are just too fattening. I mean, a pound of burger, two slices of processed cheese, more Miracle Whip than most could stand, etcetera... who could add fried onions? MAN I am hungry!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Mar 17 - 08:22 AM

You will all be pleased to know that in spite of being washed overboard by a rogue wave in the Barents Sea and being shipwrecked in Risoyhamn, I still around and will return home (barring plane crashes, etc.) on April 4.

The s**t starts again on April 6 when my wife Pat has surgery for DCIS.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Mar 17 - 10:57 PM

Oh... it's a non-invasive thing this time. Piece of cake. No drugs even falsely administered. >;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Mar 17 - 10:53 PM

Saturday at 10AM. Apparently, the Moncton Hospital is doing their job. Seven months wait but at least I am getting it done. On a Saturday.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Mar 17 - 11:24 PM

Open for Ray Zimmerman? Whata hoot! Wow. I hope you get video.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Mar 17 - 10:30 PM

April 13th I have been asked to open for the infamous satorist Ray Zimmerman. Wodda hoot!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Mar 17 - 02:23 PM

Up in the fly infested bog country of Kent County, New Brunswick, Canada, the womenfolk never get to use the drier lint. That's on accounta they gotta stay home and do the laundry whilst the menfolk use the drier lint ta start campfires whilst they chasse pour l'oringal n such eh? Well, them fellahs what can't start a fire with birch bark n twigs eh? Never did understand all this fancy stuff used ta start campfires, me. Drier lint? Gum wrappers and batteries? A baggie filled with water used as a magnifying glass (WTF? Only on You Tube, FFS!) Only once in a thousand times that I couldn't get a fire goin with a match, right? It had poured, POURED, rain for two weeks. I couldn't find a dry piece of anything. MY FELT HAT WAS LEAKING A STREAM OF WATER DOWN ME FACE!!! So, using my extraordinary cunning and backwoods survivalist skills, I got in the back of my Ford F150 with the fibreglass cap on it and fired up my Coleman Stove. I am resourceful, I am.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Mar 17 - 10:52 PM

I reckon we've come a fur piece since the BBL discussion started...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Mar 17 - 08:03 PM

I saw the cat - I was hoping for a photo of some of the finished knitted products.

I have a scar deep down in my belly button, not the usual umbilical injury, but from surgery. I commented to my doctor that I couldn't even see the stitch or scar and she beamed - apparently she has a very special knotting technique.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Mar 17 - 08:03 PM

funny you mention fur.

My mother was an expert spinner/spinning wheel yarn maker.
She experimented with collie yarn. there is no treatment on earth that removes the dog oil oder from the yarn. The mittens were warm though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Mar 17 - 06:46 PM

Your search - https://www.flickr.com/photos/15565423@N05/8250783408/in/dateposted-public/ - did not match any documents.

Well... I'll have to check that out. In any case, it's a pic of a very fat cat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Mar 17 - 06:44 PM

I knew a lass who had two-tone (black/white) cats from Calico cat litters. She would brush them quite often and she knitted lots of stuff from the fur. Apparently, the two-tone cats comprise about 20% of Calico litters. She had lots of fur... https://www.flickr.com/photos/15565423@N05/8250783408/in/dateposted-public/


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Mar 17 - 04:59 PM

lol sticks

speaking of sticks it is food on a stick day tomorrow.
How does one celebrate it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Mar 17 - 03:11 PM

Have you ever wondered why belly button lint seems to be a male-only affliction? My theory is that it's because males are hairier. First, body hair attracts loose fiber particles from clothing. Second, since body hair on the torso and abdomen grows downward and toward the navel, it channels the lint to that particular resting place. One wonders if competitive swimmers, body builders, and men who just don't like being hairy (for whatever reason) collect belly button lint at all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Mar 17 - 10:09 AM

Tim's new coffee "recipe" is a tightly held secret. It used to be made from discarded stir sticks picked up by trained pigeons that scoured city and country and were paid in stale doughnuts but that ended when Tim's started using the plastic stir sticks. I can only assume the new recipe is worse.

I haven't been to Tim's since I worked night shift on a construction project for the installation of a new halon fire suppression system at the Nav Canada Air Traffic Control complex across the river from me. That was around 1995. I drank Tim's coffee mid-shift for three weeks. I still spit when I remember it. Besides, I don't buy coffee. It amazes me to see the Driv-Thrus jammed with people running their vehicle engines... I should write a goddam letter!

Fun fact from Mr. Google : Moncton has the most Tim Hortons per capita in Canada. Despite having a population of just 64,128, the city of Moncton, New Brunswick, has a staggering 22 full-sized Tim Hortons franchises. That equates to 1 restaurant for every 2,915 residents. Jul 1, 2009

And there are a lot more now. Plus, if you add the adjacent city of Dieppe and town of Riverview, including the Driv-Thru-onlys, well, I dare to say it's one helluva an environmental footprint.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Mar 17 - 06:24 AM

The next time you round up dust bunnies remember that a portion of each bunny is composed of meteoric micro dust. It is really a case of Cosmic dust to dust.

When we take dust to the ISS, the no gravity environment allows us to see the gradual clumping of the dust into larger bodies as if gravity is at play. It is theorized it is really electromagnetism at work in these small scales rather than gravity. There are many similarities in these two fundamental forces of EM and gravity.



As for CIA Intel, is it or is it not true that gnu ate Two Beaver Tails and a double double in one setting at Tim Hortons in 12-2015?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 17 - 11:43 PM

I know a woman who uses Dryer Lint as an art medium. Her works are fascinating at first glance, but they don't sparkle at all.

Spent a lovely evening singing songs with Abby Sale and friends in nearby Raleigh, NC. Now I am safe at home and preparing to turn in for the night.

Someone in the dark web has predicted we should chill champagne in anticipation of Friday, related to the string of Trump scandals ongoing. I have no idea whether there's any substance to this notion or not.

I have another friend who believes that the CIA is the driving force behind the anti-Trumpo Mainstream Media Machinations. Because they are in the control of "WOrld Gummint" elitists. Me, I am not sure at all about such a thing. Although it wouldn't surprise me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Mar 17 - 10:12 PM

Professor Thaddeus Poindexter McButtonwaithe has spent a life time studying BBL. His findings reveal two distinct kinds of BBL detritus.
The first kind is a vestigial umbilical plug which we lose by age 9 and the second being regular PPL pocket like lint. Since no one saves the umbilical plug it is one of the most rare substances on Earth.
However rare, Wall street has invented the virtual umbilical plug and trades them as VD virtual debentured derivatives. Their unit gram value = .001 Bitcoin. The virtual value = 2 Fantasy Football trades.

For more detail see Dark Web


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 27 Mar 17 - 03:19 PM

Did you know, some people make stuffed toys using saved up dryer lint (and maybe belly button fluff too) for the filling? For a while I was actually sufficiently inspired enough by the thought, that I started saving the stuff up for use later (but no belly button fluff, as I don't seem to be able to manufacture it), but after several bags full, I threw it away. Somehow the idea had lost its glamour, and I couldn't find my round tuit anyway. Probably a missed opportunity. Oh well....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Mar 17 - 06:34 PM

There is nothing we can do to bring back all the lives lost.
But we can put a stop to it now.

BBL is not a choice, its a pile.

We must prevent all countries from creating and stockpiling the volatile stuff and letting Planned Apparenthood sell its parts. We could simply give them a balm to curtail the stockpiling scourge.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Mar 17 - 11:57 PM

Unfortunately that is a single example of a massive wave of incidents touching the never-started lives of billions of never-conceived humans who but for fortune could be living whole, conscious, productive lives today amongst their more manifest fellows.

Such a tragic waste!

We should take up arms against this grim injustice and start an urgent campaign to save as many of these never-conceived children from their fate as possible. Male volunteers should get in touch with Rapparree.

Female volunteers may contact Amos with photo and essay on why they should be accepted into this urgent program.


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