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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 07 Mar 13 - 05:47 PM
Rapparee 07 Mar 13 - 05:27 PM
Amos 07 Mar 13 - 04:19 PM
Rapparee 07 Mar 13 - 10:07 AM
Eiseley 07 Mar 13 - 09:48 AM
Rapparee 06 Mar 13 - 10:13 PM
Amos 06 Mar 13 - 08:10 PM
Acme 06 Mar 13 - 08:09 PM
Acme 06 Mar 13 - 11:11 AM
gnu 05 Mar 13 - 05:23 PM
Rapparee 05 Mar 13 - 01:06 PM
Acme 05 Mar 13 - 09:24 AM
Acme 04 Mar 13 - 10:22 PM
Rapparee 04 Mar 13 - 08:57 PM
gnu 04 Mar 13 - 07:04 PM
Rapparee 04 Mar 13 - 06:01 PM
gnu 04 Mar 13 - 05:07 PM
Amos 04 Mar 13 - 04:09 PM
Amos 04 Mar 13 - 04:09 PM
Rapparee 04 Mar 13 - 03:33 PM
Rapparee 04 Mar 13 - 09:12 AM
gnu 04 Mar 13 - 08:33 AM
Amos 04 Mar 13 - 02:41 AM
gnu 03 Mar 13 - 09:32 PM
Rapparee 03 Mar 13 - 09:05 PM
Rapparee 03 Mar 13 - 03:18 PM
Rapparee 03 Mar 13 - 09:03 AM
Pete Jennings 03 Mar 13 - 06:01 AM
Rapparee 02 Mar 13 - 07:29 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 02 Mar 13 - 10:50 AM
Acme 02 Mar 13 - 09:54 AM
gnu 02 Mar 13 - 06:27 AM
Amos 02 Mar 13 - 01:44 AM
Rapparee 01 Mar 13 - 11:21 PM
Acme 01 Mar 13 - 10:56 PM
Rapparee 01 Mar 13 - 09:50 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 01 Mar 13 - 09:23 PM
Rapparee 01 Mar 13 - 07:32 PM
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Rapparee 01 Mar 13 - 03:30 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 01 Mar 13 - 01:52 PM
Rapparee 01 Mar 13 - 08:48 AM
Amos 01 Mar 13 - 02:10 AM
Acme 28 Feb 13 - 11:19 PM
Rapparee 28 Feb 13 - 10:51 PM
gnu 28 Feb 13 - 02:36 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 13 - 05:47 PM

I like yer uncle, Gnu. I had a Norton Commando in my youth, bored out to 800 cubic inches. Loved that mosheen.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 13 - 05:27 PM

i                                          !!!!!!!!!!!!!
      shatt
am               ered to


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 13 - 04:19 PM

Normal, sure, but for what? Normal narcissism is very different from normal paranoia. And you do me a grave injustice with your "fat man on a motorbike" scam, Rapp. Narcissist or not, lying does not change reality.


A recent video clip will satisfy you, I am sure, how grievously wrong you have been, and cause you to crumble in shattered smithereens of self-hatred. It would only be right. And one thing we know about the Normal Few is they dearly love being right. It's what keep[s them normal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 13 - 10:07 AM

I think I start a school to teach normalcy. I'll call it a "Normal School" and make lots of money at it. If you ever manage to pay off your tuition and fees you'll get a genuine certificate stating that you are normal (within the school-defined curve of normal distribution).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 07 Mar 13 - 09:48 AM

If Rapparee is normal, what are the rest of us?

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Mar 13 - 10:13 PM

IMPLY it was you? IMPLY???? It is you!!!!

As for my absence earlier today, I am in a motel in Jackson, WY, having undergone a series of cognition and brain function tests sponsored by the VA.

Know what they found out?

I have normal cognition and brain function. Normal. Normal. NORMAL. NORMAL!!!!

No "ab" and no "near", but normal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Mar 13 - 08:10 PM

Still--thanks! That rocks!!

Rap: It is dfisingenuous of you to post that self-portyrait and imply it is I.

Gnu: No, I haven't! Thanks for the link.

SOmeone let the dog lick up a dinner plate last night when my back was turned and his byproducts were all muchy this morning, with tell-tale kernels of corn in them. No, no, no, no!

I love my dawg anyway, though. She has earned new nicknames every day--Rocket Dog the Ineffable, for one.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Mar 13 - 08:09 PM

Looks like I'm talking to myself today. I hope Rap isn't laid up with a hernia after moving all of that furniture around the house. And it looks like winter isn't finished with some of our northern friends. Stay warm and dry - and use a dog whistle to bring Gluon running if you want to transform matter to entertain yourselves. Think about transforming the snow bank outside your house into a bubbling hotspring. Don't forget a robe and flipflops to walk across the snowy yard to the pool.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Mar 13 - 11:11 AM

MOM, languishing at the bottom of the page is not an elegant beginning to the day. Take my hand and lets move back up where there's a better view.

Looks like Moonglow's brother is going to take a Spring Break vacation with Tucson friends this year, not fly home to see his Tejas buddies. The focus is shifting westward, to California. There are lots of reasons to head there - beaches, friends whose families are from there, Silicon Valley and other hot-beds of tech activity. Phone numbers for uncles and aunts in El Cajon and Cerritos will be sent to the tall sprout (yeah, like a 21-year-old is going to go on spring break to visit his parents' sibs).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Mar 13 - 05:23 PM

Rap... don't change your clocks. You can do arithmetic so why bother?

SRS... cooool vid! Loved it! I am taken back to my take on it all by a simple video. Black hole in every galaxy... eventually, one black hole... eventually another Big Bang? The cycle of "life"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Mar 13 - 01:06 PM

Can't we just subtract an hour and not change the clocks? I can add and subtract pretty good, at least right now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Mar 13 - 09:24 AM

You guys must be sleeping in today. Is it a cold morning? You're not sticking your noses out from under the covers? Then you'll love this news - next week you need to get up an hour earlier. Yup. It's time for torture - the idiot move to daylight savings time. MOM usually sacrifices an alarm clock every spring by throwing one out the window when that racket starts an hour early on Monday morning after the change.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 10:22 PM

The bike photo - it was taken an instant before that stout rider learned the meaning of "road burn."

Amos, this is for you. No, no thanks necessary. I know the topic is close to your heart.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 08:57 PM

When my FIL was stationed in Wales back in '43 he ran his bike into a stone wall and fractured his forehead. The review board found that it was an accident and no alcohol was involved -- mind you, the best man at his wedding was the chair of the review board.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 07:04 PM

A! Ye rides a bike? Whaddya got? My last one was a Japanese sewing machine two stroke. KH500 go fast straight line handle like shit on curves Kowie. Fun at 115mph unless I hit a butterfly or thought about it. even with a steering damper.

A... minds me. Did you ever listen to my uncle's voice file on The Memory Project website? He was a bike dispatch rider in WW2.

http://www.thememoryproject.com/search/?query=Charles Owens


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 06:01 PM

Amos disjointed? Well, he rides motorcycles, so it can't be too bad.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 05:07 PM

A... about as long as you, apparently. How does one post sommat twice within a minute, anyway? I ask because us disjointed guys gotta help each other when we can, eh? No need to answer twice... once will suffice. This will help me become less disjointed. I thank you in advance for your time and for your effort in this regard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 04:09 PM

There is no question about the depth, breadth, color and texture of Rapparree's passionate sympathy for the Mother of All BS threads. Gnu, your last posts seem a little disjointed. How long has it been that you have been disjointed?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 04:09 PM

There is no question about the depth, breadth, color and texture of Rapparree's passionate sympathy for the Mother of All BS threads. Gnu, your last posts seem a little disjointed. How long has it been that you have been disjointed?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 03:33 PM

Well Mom, once again I guess you know who really cares.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 09:12 AM

I dropped Eve's one time and she slapped me so hard I couldn't look to the left for a week.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 08:33 AM

Eavesdropping? Musta been crazy ta be at that. There's so many a them guys round here it's a wonder half of em can make any money at it. All ya need is a roll a sheet metal, one a them rollin machines, a bender, yer hand tools, some spouts an fittins, and a truck. A course, ya need ladders if ya ain't got tall guys fer installin.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Mar 13 - 02:41 AM

HAs been ever since he wrote "Crazy" 'cuz they thought he musta been eavesdropping or something.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 03 Mar 13 - 09:32 PM

Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be RAPscallions... I think that's how it goes. Been a long time since Willy and I had a toke in the kitchen. I kinda stopped hangin out with him when he insisted I wear one a them bananadanas er whatever ther called. Looks kinda like a folded handkerchief. Needed an unfolded one when we hung out on accounta that baccy he was at made me sneeze. No mind as I have fond memories of our times tradin licks and lyrics. He's still after me ta let him record one a my all time best songs... "Been Kinda Lonely In Tha Saddle Since Ma Horse Died". I told Will... Now, if I wouldn't let Johnny do it with Chet on geetar, what makes ya think I'll give you a thumb up yer sorry arse on it? Gee... like he needs the money er what, eh? Like, is the gubmint after him er sumpin?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 13 - 09:05 PM

Dear Mom,

Since I'm the only one who has posted here today I'm certain that you'll leave your fortune to me in your will. Besides, I'm your favorite.

Your kid,
Rapparee


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 13 - 03:18 PM

Similar, and I emphasis similar, to these. It is a single chair.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 13 - 09:03 AM

I'll have to find a picture. That's not it -- it's a tall, straight-backed chair with lots of curls and things.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 03 Mar 13 - 06:01 AM

Is the chair like this one, Rap? We had one similar when I was a kid and me and my little brother used to call it the "army chair".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 13 - 07:29 PM

Two of Eiseley's boys and a friend (and the adults) got it unloaded in about 90 minutes.

No, we have to rearrange furniture and we did take some hard maple dressers to St. Vinnie's. The "Matthew Brady Chair" -- so called because some studio photos taken by Matt have an identical chair in them -- came through in beautiful shape. So did 'most everything else.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 02 Mar 13 - 10:50 AM

Finnish has gotta be the stupidest lookin' language on paper that this ape has ever seen! I guess that might be why Finnish language films and books ain't seen often around the world, not even with subtitles. What the hell is this thing with all the double-dotted double "a"'s, anyway?

It don't change the fact, Rap, that you been spreadin' lies and innuendo about me for years, and you are gonna pay for it someday.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Mar 13 - 09:54 AM

You didn't use a U-Haul for this? And with that big ol' house of yours, will it finally furnish a few of those rooms that big Mormon family added on? Are you planning to cement your legacy in the neighborhood by burying any new and interesting appliance under the back sundeck?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Mar 13 - 06:27 AM

"one of these guys can bench press 375 pounds"

Have his migraines started yet? That ain't a healthy thing ta be at.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Mar 13 - 01:44 AM

I think you should go down there and participate in the Cassidy-SUndance Flight to South AMerica recreational panorama, Rapp. It would bring out the thespian in you!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 13 - 11:21 PM

Well, that'll Finnish Chonga.

No, the truck is coming tomorrow around 11. Eiseley and boys will be among the first shift to unload and then some young'uns from the Catholic church will show up around 1 (one of these guys can bench press 375 pounds!). Right now the truck is in Montpelier, Idaho -- where Butch Cassidy and friends once pulled a bank job. Really. They celebrate "Butch Cassidy Days" down there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Mar 13 - 10:56 PM

Rap, did you sneak in the back way? The Pocatello police didn't try to stop you at the city limits with all of that loot from back east?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 13 - 09:50 PM

Jaa-ääni, I-kirjain käsittää. Te jälkisäädös, tokko valittu Esimies, hankkia we pidätettynä ja joten model after ja joten model after. Ainoastaan te jälkisäädös ei koskaan, aina, pukea Esimies pukea te aari ei by Amerikkalainen asukas. Jahka te käsittää että niin muodoin te jälkisäädös hankkia alkaa, pyörtymys, jotta käsittää sinun harha.

Hey!! I'm home!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 01 Mar 13 - 09:23 PM

Tu sei un uomo inutile, la tua vita è uno scherzo, e nessuno ti ama. Quando sarò eletto Presidente, è arrestato e inviato a una speciale avrò luogo dove potrete imparare a rompere le rocce.

Capiche, dimbulb?

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 13 - 07:32 PM

Sciocco monaco! Io testamento dovere avere Guido e suo amicizia ricco tu un po' visita e colpo alla porta alcuno senso in tuo principale.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 01 Mar 13 - 06:24 PM

Hey, Rap? When you arrive home yer bedbugs and yer roaches all groan and say, "Oh, crap, he's back! There goes the neighborhood...again."

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 13 - 03:30 PM

Mom, I'm home.

Scimmia , sei con all'esterno un dubbio cos' ignorante quello tuo pulce abbandono tu a causa di tuo stupiditê.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 01 Mar 13 - 01:52 PM

What a sad little pair of disinfo hacks you two bindle stiffs are. What I wonder is how much yer gettin' paid for spreadin' these false tales about me? It tells me one thing: I got both Obama and the Republicans scared stiff of my growin' electoral clout. I'm not surprised, cos them 2 sets of bozos and political hacks got no credibility left at all with most of the public by now, and I am movin' in fast on their turf.

What really makes me laugh out loud is Rapparazee tellin' me how he is gonna make things "clear" to "a mind as simple" as mine...

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ook! Ook! Rap sayin' stuff like this to ME is like a 3rd grader lecturin' Einstein. It's like someone tellin' Sylvester Stallone that they are gonna teach him how to sound Italian!

It's funny. And pathetic.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 13 - 08:48 AM

In some of her more "exotic" theme rooms Chinga has more than just a chair to fasten him to. She also could obtain more iinteresting things than just razor blades -- and some of her employees really, really like doing that sort of thing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 13 - 02:10 AM

Well, ma'am, I have been aware of it gradually as Miss Maggie showed me the ropes and got me trained up. She keeps a pretty close eye on me, though; she follows me to every room of the house during the day just to make sure she isn't missing anything, and she is quick to straighten me out if I go wrong. By ad large, it is a very affectionate relationship, rich and enlivening.

If Chongo persists in his blind and wilful denial of his own harmful acts, we may have to organize an intervention to get him to face up to things. Maybe someone could get a message to Chinga and we could round him up and tie him to a chair in one of her prosperous parlors, where he could observe the consequences of his neglect first hand in between Chingas razor strokes. That should bring home to him the morality of his omissions. Maybe with a big picture of his departed Mother on the wall across from the chair where he would have to confront it. One of the girls could drip absinthe onto his forehead from behind while Chinga recited his record back to him. Just think how many Views it would get on YouTube!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Feb 13 - 11:19 PM

Amos, you're only now figuring out the dog communication network? I bet you notice barks in the neighborhood that you would have ignored or dismissed in the past. There was a PBS program that offered a series of dog barks and people who live with dogs can easily recognize the difference between happy, scared, threatening, alerting on strangers, etc. Ms. Maggie will teach you many things in the coming years, so say Poppy, Cinnamon, and Zeke. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 13 - 10:51 PM

Chonga, there is no longer such a thing as the Idaho Legion. You really ought to try to stay current on important matters such as that. As for your own past, I laid it all out months ago and don't intend to repeat myself -- there's a search engine on this website, so use it. If you don't know how get someone to show you; Shame McBride would give his left nut to get back on a computer and I'm certain he could make the instruction clear to even a mind as simple as yours.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Feb 13 - 02:36 PM

"dog-e-message"... hehehe


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 28 Feb 13 - 12:13 PM

And here, Chump, on this side of the pond. Pity the poor Amerikans, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 13 - 11:35 AM

Recetlly having joined the ranks of dog-owners and dog-lovers, I have gradually become aware that the world is actually going to the dogs--it is awash in puppies, teeming with canines. They drag their bipeds out onto the streets morning and night. I have no idea how numerous they are, but if my own Darlin' Maggie Dogg is any example they must produce a billion pounds of turd material a day. That's enough to build a whole Turd World country! The dogs of the world, also, are telepathically linked in an international network of quadrupedal communications. The Dog Matrix. It's faster than the Internet and more complex than the DM V. A dog can be entirely bemused walking down the street, chatting with his person, and all of a sudden he gets a flash message from the canine network. Bam! His tail goes out, his ears perk, his nose quivers, and he is all attention. Once he has processed the dog-e-message, he sends his ACK and suddenly relaxes, resuming the conversation with the biped as though nothing had occurred.

But I know, and now you do, too. This international conspiracy of sniffers on four legs is alert, and it operates twenty-four hours a day. We may consider ourselves lucky that this massive organization considers our kind an ally, and is willing to overlook our past brutality and ongoing blundering stupidity in exchange for the occasional loan of an opposable thumb.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 28 Feb 13 - 10:20 AM

All ya really need to know about that is right here.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 28 Feb 13 - 09:50 AM

So what's yer favourite cigar, Chump?


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