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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Acme 22 Jun 08 - 12:34 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jun 08 - 12:34 AM

Chew the donut before or after?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 10:30 PM

You give fairly detailed instructions, Bee-Dubya. Could a bagel be used if the GUEST is on a diet prohibiting doughnuts or donuts?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 10:26 PM

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity - PM
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 08:43 PM

GOOD!!!!!


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Dear Guest from Sanity,

Please go to the nearest Tim Horton's if you're in Canada, Crispy Creme if you're in the US, or wherever people go to buy donuts if you're someplace else. While there, purchase a single donut of your choice, but make sure it's one with a hole in the middle. Take the donut home. When you arrive home, remove the donut from its bag and roll it across your kitchen table. While the donut is rolling, take a flying fuck at it. If you're not properly equipped to take a flying fuck at a rolling donut, just shove the donut up your ass. Better yet, place the donut in your mouth and then shove your head up your ass.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 09:15 PM

I've been working on a brand new old folk song. Which version do you like best?

Down in the Test Wexas town of El Pesthole
I fell in love with a Mexican girl.
Her name it was Rosa, she worked the cantinas
On a really slow night she might give me a whirl.


Or

Down in the defunct Texas town of Del Asjol
I got the hots for some Mexican chicks.
They were called "The Rositas", they worked the cantinas,
After they tried me I was called "Poco...."


I'm stuck on a rhyme there, so help would be appreciated.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 08:43 PM

GOOD!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 06:36 PM

Well, it's good to see you guys have been keeping Gluon well fed and seeing he gets plenty of exercise.

What does Gluon eat, anyway?


(By the way, there's a Google adverstisement on the screen that invites me to "Drop 9 lbs of stomach fat every 11 days by sticking with the 10 rules." If I were to follow the 10 rules for 276.46 days, I would disappear completely.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 06:21 PM

Mention Gluon and Gluon will come. There I was, taking a nap, when something started humping my leg and whining....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 04:33 PM

HE;s been traveling as an organizer, bring joy all over the world with Matt and Melissa.

It just brings tears to my eyes. He's such a good duckdog.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 04:05 PM

What's this thread about now eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 04:02 PM

I found some of Gluon's footprints in the desert east of Cairo (SAM or SP2 sites) but I can't figure out how to click on the spot to send the coordinates in Google Earth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 12:22 PM

A joy, a delight, a breath of fresh humid, salty, oak-scented miasmic Flordibammy air! Lo, the BeDubYell has returned.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 11:57 AM

You were gone? Well, you'll be glad to know that we didn't missed your hands of clay and feet of grout.

Last I knew Gluon was sniffing around Experimental Breeder Reactor 1, out at the Idaho National Lab site. I'll see if I can send that miserable duckdog down your way. Your leg probably hasn't been humped in a month of Sundays.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 10:45 AM

Good to have you back, man. Pass me the saltshaker, would you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 10:40 AM

Hi, Mom! Your prodigal idiot son has returned!

I have decided that the other threads on this forum are ennui-inducive* and that the MOAB, despite its frailties, weaknesses, and tendency toward verbose postings in dead languages, is potentially more entertaining than the rest of the place put together. Yeah, I know it's a pretty low threshold, but sometimes one has to look for a bright spot wherever one can find it.

Please do not interpret my return as an indication that I'm going to read all the posts that have been made since I last darkened your door. They wouldn't make sense to a person of normal intelligence, much less an idiot like myself. Just because I'm an idiot doesn't mean I'm stupid.

How's Gluon?


* Ennui-inducive: a way to say "boring" using more than two syllables without cussing


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 06:50 AM

Alegar is NOT a made up word!!!! It just isn't commonly known.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 02:41 AM

You are certifiable, Amos. The men in white suits will be arriving shortly to take you awa'.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 02:07 AM

I thought I would offer one of those literary opinions that no-one requested :

Swet Jesus hend and fre,
That was i-strawght on rode tre,
Nowthe and euer mid vs be
And vs schild form sinne.
Let thou noght to helle te
Thai that beth her-inne.
So bright of ble thou hire me,
Hoppe of alle mankynne!
Do us i-se the Trinite
And heuene riche to winne.
11] This world is loue is gon awai
So dew on grasse in someris dai,
Few ther beth, weilawai,
That louith Goddis lore.
Al we beth iclung so clai,
We schold rew that sore.
Prince and king, what, wenith thai
To libbe euir-more?
Leueth your plai and crieth ai:
Jesu Crist, thin ore!
21] Alas, alas, the riche men,
Of muk whi wol ye fille yur denne?
Wende ye to ber hit henne?
Nai, so mote I thriue!
Ye sulle se that al is fenne,
The catel of this liue.
To Criste ye ren and falleth o knen
That wondis tholiid fiue,
For ye beth trenne worthi to brenne
In bitter helle kiu.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 01:53 AM

Note that alegar, backwards, spells ragela, which is the name of a back-hills country music played on hollowed-out roots and vine-strung bows in the mountains of Jamaica.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jun 08 - 12:32 AM

Alegar is a madeup word patterned on vin egar, I expect-- a soured stale beer used in salad dressing and Sir Emm's Drunk Chicken Jamboree Fricassee Backwards super-secret recipe.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 10:52 PM

Oooooooooh....getting close....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 08:29 PM

Here's a remarkable comaprison between McLellan's interview with Jon Stewart...and his interview by Bill O'Reilly. A classic presentation of two extreme styles.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 08:21 PM

What is alegar? Can it be used to attract alligators?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 08:11 PM

LH - you should have used them to make alegar


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 07:56 PM

Thanks, Amos.

Well, darn, LH. I'll have to go buy a bottle.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 07:47 PM

Valery Plame Wilson--a lovely lady.

Scott Mc Lellan, Part 1

Scott McLellan, Part 2.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 07:45 PM

Stilly, you'll no doubt be perturbed to hear that I poured about 10 old bottles of beer down the drain here yesterday. They'd been sitting in the downstairs fridge here for years, and no one would drink them. I suspect they were past their due date by now.

Man, Shane would just about lose his mind if he knew I poured beer down the drain, eh? ;-) He already thinks I'm a few cards short of a full deck as it is.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 07:02 PM

Link?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 05:58 PM

I have just   had a riroarong time watching two YouTube interviews with Jon Stewart: one with Valerie Plame Wilson, and more important one with Scott McLellan.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 05:47 PM

The Midwest flood thread seems to have fallen off the list, but
here's some pictures from my home town and the surrounding area. (You might have to sit through the show a few times to see them all.) The building with a blue roof is a high-end riverfront restaurant.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 05:34 PM

Anyone have a cold beer handy? I've been baking slowly all day out at a neighbor's garage sale. Back at it in the morning. Didn't make much, but got rid of some stuff.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 03:37 PM

I met some fellas in Ireland that don't seem to like English, Amos. They seemed prudent enough chaps though, since they each had an Individual Retirement Account. At least I think that's what they said -- it was something about IRAs anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 09:50 AM

Oh, yes, I do love English. Almost as much as I love my Japanese car...no, more!! More!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 09:47 AM

Don't you love English? I wasn't critiqueing your usage, Amos; just sometimes alternate meanings of various constructions intrigue me, or tickle my funny bone.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 09:43 AM

Ah, MM, you do me oproud. I meant, of course, "..countryside as viewed from a bicycle." No wonder you didn't understand; my grammar was so poor.

And Grampa's long gone.


Sniff.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 09:39 AM

Well, you know that the countries in Europe are smaller than the US.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 08:52 AM

The European Contryside can fit on a bicycle? Around here the scenery mostly rides around in buggies.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 08 - 06:52 AM

Maybe she's going to move home AND charge a custom made trumpet to you AND the costs of her trip!

That would be a swell Dad's Day present, being able to make your kid happy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 11:10 PM

Good thing, smart girl. If she sent a card from Germany, the post office simply will not deliver it until the sender has long since returned to the U.S. You might have had to wait quite a while for those Dad Day greetings.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 10:57 PM

She's in Frankfort, Germany--or rather a small agrarian village nearby. She is discovering the beauty of the European countryside on bicycle. But she sent the card before she left.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 10:15 PM

She's moving back home? She's bought a custom-made trumpet and charged it to you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 09:28 PM

Was he a former governor of California, Amos?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 07:35 PM

As it happens, he was a golden, but they are yellow just under their coats, you know.

I just received the most wonderful late Father's Day card from Barky. It made my heart swell with joy.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 07:33 PM

Musta been a yellow dog.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 07:25 PM

Why, that son of a bitch!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 04:44 PM

Friend of mine had a dog once who thought he was a human being,. He would walk around on his hind legs and nod sagaciously. Once they caught him behind the woodshed, experimenting with cigarettes.

Another time, when the family was out, he snuck upstairs and worked out how to put on the Dad's three-piece tweed herringbone suit, stole a pipe from Dad's piperack, and borrowed a fedora and Sis's horn-rimmed glasses that she doesn't wear anymore because they made her look stupid. Dog went out and strolled down town on his hind legs, nodding sagaciously, and listening carefully to whaterver anyone said to him. By the time the family found out where he was, he'd been elected.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 04:05 PM

we had a Border Collie/Husky that used to like to chase fish; He would also swim out and herd the kids back to shore when he thought they'd been in the water long enough.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 04:04 PM

The vitamin deficiency I can believe, Mario, because the dog's owners weren't all that much smarter than the dog.

Watching him pursue fish underwater was really something to see. He was bloody persistent, and darn near drowned himself on a few occasions.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 03:43 PM

the first behaviour is symptomatic of a vitamin deficiency; the second isn't that uncommon. And some dogs catch them!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 03:41 PM

I knew one that was so stupid he would eat his own...(you know)

As well as everyone else's! He cruised around the neighborhood daily doing cleanup of everyone's lawn.

But he was not an Irish Setter, come to think of it, he was a Golden Retriever.

He also tried to catch fish. In the water. This dog would have made George Bush look like Einstein.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 08 - 03:31 PM

No, Irish Setters are quite intelligent. They just chose to ignore it. (I know Irish Setters!)


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