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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 04 Oct 06 - 02:27 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 02:27 PM

No, I thinks it is coffee you drink intentionally for some purpose.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 11:53 AM

is expresso a fast cup of coffee?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 11:39 AM

Well, in the 1770's, one could either be a revolutionary or a Loyalist. I think you just want an excuse to carry a sword and muzzle loader....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 10:15 AM

I don't suppose you'd go as a Saxon thule or thane or whatever in honor of the 1070's? But, no, they wouldn't understand. At least, dramatizing the 1770's, you're still part of our 70ses. :)


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 10:01 AM

Okay, but I think that the package will be all soggy by the time you get it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 10:00 AM

pssssttttt! Rapaire! While you're there - see if you can get some expresso


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 09:50 AM

Yes, Amos, that's true. Something about the attractive qualities of my head for the ball. The Physics Department said something about an "ultra-dense mass" producing a greater-than-normal gravitational field, but then they got all excited and started talking in Mathematics and my momma wouldn't stand for me being around That Sort Of Language so I had to leave.

But here I am in Sin City, USA, ready to participate in the lechery, lewdness, and liquor that permeates the very air. Yes, you should be jealous, for I am unashamedly in Salt Lake City!! I'm sitting in my room at the Little America Hotel, and while I type this I'm drinking my SECOND cup of coffee! And talk about sin -- all you have to do to get an in-room coffee pot(!) is to call Housekeeping and they'll bring it to you!

Tonight I will probably have a glass of wine, too! Or beer. Or worse....

Yes, my soul is going straight to Perdition, but I figure on making a deathbed repentance.

(Tonight's party celebrates "The '70s". Since they didn't specify the century I'm wearing a waistcoast, stock, and tricorn hat. My wife wouldn't let me wrap myself in a sheet and go as if it were 70.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 08:09 AM

I've just got star trek gimcracks -


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 10:02 PM

Don't look now, but the Google ad is for the "William Shatner DVD Club."

Quick, I have to run for the bathroom, I think I'm going to barf. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 08:51 PM

...by the Boy's Softball Team.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 07:34 PM

I was called "The Great Attractor" back in my college days.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 07:31 PM

http://www.physorg.com/preview79094343.html raises the interesting question of where the real Great Attractor is in the universe. There's a map.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 05:28 PM

Don't be silly. At that kind of distance, it would need to be at least an apple pie to show up...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 02:37 PM

just think of how that data could have been messed up if someone on
Aldeberon II-D (the fourth planet of the 2nd member of the Aldeberon binary system) put a cup of hot cocoa on their back porch to cool off!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 02:27 PM

. . . an audible gasp was heard from the audience as the set of accumulated data points was placed on top of the expected blackbody spectrum---the fit between data and theory was that good.

Now that's exciting stuff!

I've enjoyed hearing about this year's prize winners. Good science going on.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 12:10 PM

Amos - given some of the people I've met doing ren-faire; I found Rap's post emminently believable. (Is that the phrasaeology I want?)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 12:08 PM

Rapaire:

I DID read your post about vagrant pimps and itinerant physicists but I found it unbelievable.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 12:02 PM

The human side of science is revealed in this poignant tale of cosmological insight:

"At a press conference at the APS
April meeting in 1992 COBE speakers, including Smoot and Mather,
announced the discovery of variations at the level of parts per
hundred thousand against an overall average temperature of 2.7 K
(http://www.aip.org/pnu/1992/split/pnu077-1.htm ).

The microwave background is in effect the biggest thing we can see
(indeed it spreads out across the whole sky), the farthest-out thing
we can map, and the furthest-back in time. COBE was the first to
measure the variations and the first to provide a really precise
average temperature for the universe, 2.726 K

(http://www.aip.org/pnu/1993/split/pnu109-1.htm).

At the American Astronomical Society meeting where the this temperature was reported, an audible gasp was heard from the audience as the set of accumulated data points was placed on top of the expected blackbody spectrum---the fit between data and theory was that good. The COBE work represented a feat of great experimental science since the faint variations in the temperature of the distant CMB had to be measured against a foreground cloud of microwave radiation coming from our solar system, our galaxy, and other celestial objects.

Furthermore, the motion of Earth around the sun, the sun around the
Milky Way, and the Milky Way within our local cluster of galaxies
also had to be taken into account. "


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 11:58 AM

Because, oh non-reading one, if William Shatner: actor is also William Shatner: vagrant pimp, he COULD be a member of the Idaho Legion.

If someone can send me DNA samples from William Shatner: actor (preferably from the core material of his own teeth) I can have them compared to the DNA of William Shatner: vagrant pimp and solve this mystery once and perhaps for all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 10:46 AM

You're only ten from Fourteen-Three
And now it will be Nine
It's plain for all the world to see,
You're growing, Mother mine!

But please recall this ancient call,
From a BS artist true:
"Before be five be four, my friend.
Before be three, be two!"

Waldo Rimenick
Pomes I Gathered Up and Ran Away With
Vanity Press, New York, 1975


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 10:26 AM

Indeed, he is. But I fail to see what that has to do with it.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 10:07 AM

Is he also a vagrant pimp?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 01:37 AM

It's the wearing of many hats that accounts for the spreading of his nether regions, I suppose.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 12:03 AM

Does his toupee tape ever stick to his hats?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 10:50 PM

Shatner is multitalented. He is a man who wears many hats.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 10:07 PM

I can state categroically that William Shatner (actor) is not a member of the Idaho Legion. William Shatner (vagrant pimp), however, is a member in mediocre standing. To differentiate them the latter is known in the Legion as "Captain Kirk" or, sometimes, as Bill.

Neither of them was on the Idiotrorad Rools Cummitea. The Cummitea considered of Slimboy Fats, Cuestick, Prickly Polly, The Virgin Mary, Long Long Shorty, Sam Nolastname, and Half-Dressed Hanna Peehaitchdee. (She really does have one -- and in theoretical physics, and from California Polytechnic, too. She worked at MIT, Harvard, Sandia Labs, Los Alamos, and Lawrence Livermore Labs before moving to Arimo and joining the Legion as the token theoretical physicist.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 08:47 PM

Overestimate Shatner?????

"But that's....Impossible...!" ;-)

(a direct quote from a famous Shatner soundbite: the famous "He's dead, Jim!" incident)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 08:32 PM

It occurred to me, LH, that I might have over-estimated him...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 07:38 PM

SHatner didn't write the Rools, Little Hawk...oh...on second thought...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 05:17 PM

Okay, I am citing the following:

Idiotrorad Rools Cummitea. Rools Of The Very First Annual Idiotrorad To Be Followed By Everybody Who Races In It Sponsored By The Idaho Legion And The Decishun Of The Judges Are Final (Pocatello, Idaho: The Legion's Own Press, 2006).

Since the rules are numbered and lettered and more-or-less in order you can easily find them in the "Rools."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 05:16 PM

Probably for the same reason you don't provide due credit to William Shatner...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 04:16 PM

You didn't? Why aren't you providing due credit, then, to those who did?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 03:50 PM

Hey, I didn't write the rules! Like Rule 47.b, which states "No guns less than .455 calibur are allowed unless accompanied." Or Rule 34.1.c, which reads, "You got to use stock sledges. No modephicashuns are aloud. And this mean you, Clem Partridge, ya goddam cheaten rattlesnake!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 03:30 PM

it's not so much their use of forceps - but the use of BLADED forceps in the delivery...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 03:20 PM

I found this in a small-print footnote tot he Ruyles.

"Hagii who have been married in some other State will not be admittied to run in the rayce as Idaho don't honor such heathen conventons between hagii."

You boys up there in thet Legion sure are a narrow-minded lot, but I expect it comes from so many of you being birthed with the cranial forceps method at a late date. We use suction cups nowadays in Civilization, but in yore-all case, mebbe lawn-darts woulda been best.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 02:52 PM

If there's any snow around here next winter the Idaho Legion will sponsor the Very First Annual Idiotorod Race. A race from Franklin, Idaho to Henry, Idaho via Sandpoint, it is open to everyone and commemerates the race to bring several kegs of Old Shakeleg Borebon from Ghent to Aix in 1873. "A team of no more than eight (7) haggii can be used by any one (L) sledge," according to the Offishul Roolbuk (2006 edition). "And all the people in the race have to wear kilts but not the haggii. The sledges got to be painted in the same tartin or played as the prinsiple drivers' kilt."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 01:32 PM

MM, report to the infirmary for a check up. You are showing symptoms of flamencis teddyitis in its early stages; if you have actually contracted this disease you need to act immediately to be cured of it.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 12:31 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 12:07 PM

I have. Round here it's first effects will probably to make it warmer and wetter, and if we're really lucky, the North Atlantic Thermohaline circulation switches modes, and we end up with the same climate as Alaska....

Haggii are allowed to get married, but no group of them has ever managed to suvive the stag or hen night yet...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 10:28 AM

Aincha ever heared tell of Global Warming??


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 09:38 AM

Sunny Scotland? Where, I'm moving there fast!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 12:04 AM

Get yourself a Yahoo email address and use the photo pages (no limits) or get a Flickr (spelled something like that) account, etc. I like Yahoo, myself. I don't post a lot there, but it is very handy for the few things I do go ahead and share. I actually have something under a dozen "albums" but most of them are private so I send the link via a Yahoo invitation to anyone who I want to see them.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 10:50 PM

And I bought a (cheap) fly rod outfit. And a new Stetson, podner. And the NOLS book on outdoor cooking. I wish I had some place to post some pix so y'all could see what the colors were like here in the drab 'n' high desert.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 10:38 PM

I don't think haggii are allowed to get married, by law, even in Sctland.

Thanks a million for the brill shirt, Rapaire!!

We went to a Castilian restaurant in the Gaslamp District for dinner tonight with friends, and because we were early the place was empty. So before we left, the manager came by the table and sang a Boccelli aria to us. Stunning job, he did, and our jaws were hitting the table, because it was entirely unexpected.

Then we went to a small espresso bar just up the street where they sell good cigars and let you smoke them on the premises. A real treat here in smoke-free California and I indulged even though I am off the cigarette habit.

Hey, Mom!! Are you high again?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 10:35 PM

Well Mom enjoyed watching the Pink Panther movies. She liked The Pink Panther Strikes again so much that she started watching it all over again on Fox Classics 2, but she fell asleep halfway through.

Lounge room is all tidied up - no cups or virtual bottles to trip over any more. That white shiraz was rather good! I guess when she's slept it all off she'll come over to Mudcat's birthday thread and wish Mudcat and Max a happy 10th.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 09:13 PM

And the tee shirt to Bunn is in the mail too. It is currently being delivered to Sunny Scotland on a sledge pulled by a crack team of trained haggii; the lead haggis is the redoubtable "Barfo", there are three pairs of swing haggii, and the wheelies are Brucie and Lance...oops. Well, the tee shirt might take a bit longer to get to the balmy shores of Scotland because the wheel haggii are, well, they kinda like each other. Every chance they get.

The Tetons were spectacular. Reds, yellows, oranges and greens in every hue and shade from Electric Neon to buff. Ain't no way words can describe it.

More later, Mom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 07:56 PM

Booga loo, booga loo, booga looga loo. Nicky, nicky, nines dorf, booga looga loo. Tie a burger on the road, listen to it moo. Nicky, nicky nines dorf, booga looga loo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 07:28 PM

Talkin' to myself again this afternoon. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 03:09 PM

That marquee trick doesn't display correctly in Firefox. Interesting. MOM, be sure to step on over to the Mudcat 10th Birthday thread and wish Max and all a happy birthday and many more!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 10:51 AM

Somepeople know how to make a profit out of BS. For example:

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