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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 May 03 - 08:40 PM

Captain Kirk's beaming in doesn't look too good? Is it true that his transporter beam was crossed by one beaming Captain Picard and that as a result Bill Shatner is now stone bald? Or to put it another way,
I i ue a i aoe ea a oe y oe eai aai ia a a a a eu i ae i o oe a?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 May 03 - 03:56 PM

So far it doesn't look too good.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 May 03 - 12:37 PM

Bulletin: Fears that the MOTHER OF ALL BS THREADS would eventually collapse under the weight of its own inanity have been only slightly allayed by rumours that Captain James T. Kirk will make a surprise appearance, beaming in by transporter. Some pundits have dismissed this as a desperation ploy to gain attention by fanatical proponents of the thread, while others do give it some credence. Only time will tell.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 May 03 - 01:01 AM

Nice going, Ebbie. You give some very credible answers, there.

Regarding # 3...Tony Clifton is an almost unbelievably offensive lounge lizard type Las Vegas singer invented by Andie Kaufmann. Check out his website on Geocities.

Regarding # 9...Yes, I know that size doesn't matter, but it's the nature of the fabric I'm puzzled about. Even lycra has its stretching limits, after all.

Regarding #5...I think too much bottle-feeding and not enough breast feeding is the root cause of this malady. That's my guess.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 May 03 - 12:24 AM

1. What IS a duck worth? I ask this because there is a highway exit into Barrie to a large street named Duckworth, and it's been on my mind ever since I saw the exit sign, which was about 18 years ago. Inflation-wise, a duck is worth more today than it was yesterday, but less than it was in 1967.

2. Why is Gargoyle so nice and tolerant all the time? It's just in the blood of the lovely man. Lots of blood; more coming.

3. When will Tony Clifton receive the recognition he truly deserves? Wh h?

4. Why is Spaw fascinated by farts? His hearing has gone bad so he depends greatly on vibration.

5. Why are American men obsessed with gigantic bosoms? They were weaned too early.

6. When will this thread meet its natural end? Check back next month.

8. Will William Shatner's musical and acting accomplishments ever be surpassed? No.

9. When Bruce Banner changes into the Incredible Hulk, his body gets many sizes larger. This causes his clothing to be ripped to shreds, and fall off him...with ONE glaring exception...his shorts! They somehow remain undamaged, thus preventing the World from seeing the Hulk's privates. This is very odd indeed. Can anyone offer a scientific explanation as to how this could possibly be? Haven't you heard? Size doesn't matter.

10. What happened to question "7"??? Who are you trying to reach by way of this code?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 May 03 - 11:49 PM

Ahhh....another beautiful day. The World (as we know it) was supposed to end a few days ago, but it got cancelled due to unexpectedly fine weather. This is good.

Now, I think it's time we all got around to studying some important trivia and answering some unanswered questions. Like these:

1. What IS a duck worth? I ask this because there is a highway exit into Barrie to a large street named Duckworth, and it's been on my mind ever since I saw the exit sign, which was about 18 years ago.

2. Why is Gargoyle so nice and tolerant all the time?

3. When will Tony Clifton receive the recognition he truly deserves?

4. Why is Spaw fascinated by farts?

5. Why are American men obsessed with gigantic bosoms?

6. When will this thread meet its natural end?

8. Will William Shatner's musical and acting accomplishments ever be surpassed?

9. When Bruce Banner changes into the Incredible Hulk, his body gets many sizes larger. This causes his clothing to be ripped to shreds, and fall off him...with ONE glaring exception...his shorts! They somehow remain undamaged, thus preventing the World from seeing the Hulk's privates. This is very odd indeed. Can anyone offer a scientific explanation as to how this could possibly be?

10. What happened to question "7"???

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 22 May 03 - 11:01 PM

While you ar still able to converse somewhat,Yore Grace, I wish to ax a boon obv you and the so-called Third Duck ob Pelachahatchie. I wuld like to travel through Mizippi ar-space tomoro so az to meet up wif you and yore pore Unlucky, but beautimous Queen in Como. I will ob corse be hauling the obligatory bag ob roadkill, cornmeal and collards for your consumption and az a peace offering. I habv spoke to the Boberdz and he iz closing in on Mempho but haz stopped for the nite and obtaned good lodgings at a motel that smells ob curry and much cigarette smoke. He iz in fine spirits az allus and looks ford to this magnificent summit meeting ob Tweed/Cats and yore Royal Self. After having a full body cavity search in the morning I will board a jetliner and be headed to Memphis and hope Boberdz survives the nite so he will find my sorry ass and we will get on down to Mizippi to hunt you down and cause you to drink more than several beers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 22 May 03 - 10:45 PM

Uh...bee-dubya...methinks you have been ripped off...someone has taken you for a ride!

You paid someone for a political ad, "Vote for Slim"...but (Gawd, I hate to tell ya.) Kings are not elected!!! That's right! They take the throne by birthright or by force, but they are not elected!!

I told you Oinkle Slim was a no-count fellow. Now, he done beat you outta some money with his "Elect Slim" scam!

Now you KNOW SOME MORE THINGS!

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 22 May 03 - 10:23 PM

OK, the absent vowel plan does not work as well as I had hoped. So, how 'bout this?

Why worry over correct spelling? Why not spell the words as they sound? Now, I know we can argue over this, such as in the word "WORD". You can say it sounds like, and should be spelled "werd", someone else may say, it should be "wurd". The wonderful thing is...it doesn't matter!!

Spell it as it sounds to you!

Many words would retain their correct spelling. As an example, the next sentence will be spelled according to how I hear it.:

This plan cud werk rather well...it eliminates the wurthless wurry of spellin and yew wud never haf to yews spell-checker.

Anuther ekselent idae in the werks?

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: harpmaker
Date: 22 May 03 - 08:15 PM

hello everybody, nice to see your all getting on fine! John.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 22 May 03 - 07:05 PM

[j]E[ll]o, [w]i[g] [tw]ee[dz]e[rz], i a ou a ee i uie ea o ea a oee.

Well that iz completely incomprehensile...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 03 - 06:28 PM

Disagreeing. I shall hencefore banish all consanents. Eo, i eee, i a ou a ee i uie eay o ea a oee.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 22 May 03 - 12:47 AM

It is the land ob MOAB my good Hawk. We are allowed to be awedly odd or oddly awed r ddly wd r wdly wd....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 May 03 - 12:12 AM

Tweed, you are a lucky, lucky man, to have posted number 400 on this thread. What an orgasmic experience. I am awed. Or is that "odd"?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 22 May 03 - 12:08 AM

400!! BS!! Glorious BS..


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 May 03 - 11:53 PM

O- -o -u--e- -ou--e--, -ou --u-i- -i-!!!

Well, I have to admit that all consonants works a bit better than all vowels. All vowels sounds like the audio part of a cheap porno video.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 May 03 - 11:34 PM

In French, too? In English you can spell "ys" but how do you spell "Oui" without vowels? If you met a lovely French person and s/he wanted to say that they would like to become a closer acquaintance, how would you know?

"Mdmsll, vlz-vs, pt-tr, ctt sr...?"
"h, Mnsr,                   !"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 May 03 - 11:25 PM

ctlly flks, mst shrthnd sstms lv mst vwls t, prtclrl crt rptrs mchn shrthnd. Th dd thm bck n whn th trnscrb th shrthnd bck t rglr nglsh.

brc


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 May 03 - 10:58 PM

Hello, waht all this is about? i read this rthread but i dony knoew waht it means as tall, i verey confused!
ps and hoew do you do that big writing as well, ? can you do it with internet tv box, or do you haf to buy a com puter first? I like to do some big wtiting but i dont know how, i lookeed at the FAW drop down thing but, it dident tel me how to make some big witring, or it did but i dident see it.john


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 May 03 - 10:56 PM

Ain't never been to either Idaho OR Michigan, have ya, Khandu boy? Y'all come out here and we'll fix you up with some good 'taters. Famous ones.

Whereas I've been to both AND Alabama AND Mississippi! Didn't find a lot of difference between them and Memphis, actually. Actually, I didn't find a lot a of difference between Michigan and Indiana, or Idaho and anyplace else. Or Ohio. Or Pennsylvania. Or Vermont. Or Saskact...Sascatchu...Alberta.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 May 03 - 10:55 PM

Drst nd mst stmd Sr:

_ m mvd nc gn t rqst tht y g shft rrslf n th rl rse.

'r bdnt srvnt,

A
First Vowel


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 21 May 03 - 10:47 PM

Lttl Hwk hs gd nd vld pnt! Cmmnictn wld bcm qt dffclt f ppl strtd lvng t th vwls. s, t wsn't gd pln!

Bt, wndr f Twd cn ndrstnd ths bttr thn th rglr mnnr f wrtng.

khnd


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 21 May 03 - 10:39 PM

Allright!!! Who did you pay?...It is a "paid Political ad"?

But why Idaho or, worse yet, Michigan? Why not some place sensible like...Alabama?

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 May 03 - 10:17 PM

VOTE FOR SLIM!!!!!

THE PORCINE PARTY CANDIDATE FOR

KING OF MISSISSIPPI


"'Because little pigs, they like acorns and I don't like bacon."


Paid political advertisement.   Paid for by The Committee to Elect the Pig King and Send khandu to Michigan or Maybe Idaho.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 21 May 03 - 10:09 PM

I wanna tell ya, that pot-bellied Pig is my no-count oinkle on my daddy's side. I am STYmied at his audacious plans to take over the Hallowed Throne of Mississippi!

He is known to wallow in mud-slinging tactics and is one of low character. I think I will contact my old friend and ally, B.B. Wolf, and get his advice on how to encourage oink from trying this!

Anybody want a cookie?

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 21 May 03 - 08:13 PM

Appauling!! See how khandar hab made light ob hiz loyal sarvant an poet extraordinaire and now he iz gone to wander the wilderness and sleep in unfambliar areas and now ebven denys hiz inner idjitood. The eye ob Khnardo looks far and divers an causeth grown men to shake like Elvis in constipation an wif grate feer and awe.

Resist yore desire to wear the ring BeeDub, Less you will reveel yoreself to him thet way.

Twede
P.S.Gud luck an' habv a lotta fun at the fest. (no BS!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 May 03 - 07:55 PM

To: King khandu of Mississippi

From: Bee-dubya-ell

Dear King,

It is with great regret that I must inform you of my intention to leave the service of Your Majesty's Court effective immediately. I have been offered the position of Campaign Manager by Mr. Slimuel J. (Slim) Piggins who is running against Your Royal Self for King of Mississippi.

It has been a great honor to have been your Poet Lariat and Knower of Things and Knower of Pigshit and all the other honorifics and degradations that Your Majesty has seen fit to bestow upon my humble self and/or snatch away in fits of childish temper to which it is well known that the inbred members of royal families everywhere are prone. Why, Your Kingship was even fully supportive of my humble self when I experienced my brief but excruciatingly intense and full-flavored dive into the utter depths of idjithood.

I will see you on the campaign trail, just as soon as I get back from the Florida Folk Festival way down upon the banks of the beautiful Suwanee River.

But, then again, I may have time to dash off just one paid political announcement before I finish packing the truck.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 21 May 03 - 07:07 PM

Meanwhile back at the ranch the mudder pigs where feeling a little disgruntled.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 21 May 03 - 04:04 PM

Silly Khandu! They'll only go stale!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 May 03 - 03:57 PM

NEWS FLASH!!!!!

KING SUSPECTED IN COOKIE THEFTS!!

Mudcat News Service's crack team of investigative reporters have uncovered the culprit behind the recent rash of Mudcat cookie disappearances! King khandu of Mississippi has been accused of stealing other Mudcatters' cookies in a feeble attempt to retain control of the fabled kingdom which is rapidly slipping out of his grasp. Sources claim that khandu has hidden the cookies away in a secret vault in an undisclosed location and is planning to offer them back to their owners in exchange for promises of support in his attempt to keep his throne. Exactly how khandu is planning to offer the return of the missing cookies is a bit of a mystery since the now-cookieless victims are unable to receive private messages. This little complication was apparently overlooked by King khandu when he hatched this ill-advised scheme. To quote one of MNS's anonymous sources, "That khandu! What a idjit! Har, har, har!"

Meanwhile, in a related story, the first of an expected multitude of contenders to the throne of Mississippi has declared his candidacy for King. Mr. Slimuel J. (Slim) Piggins, a Vietnamese potbellied pig from Allentown, Florida has filed the necessary papers and will begin campaigning after the Memorial Day holiday. When asked about his candidacy, Mr. Piggins remarked, "Oink, grunt, snorf, wee!", which translates as, "Hey, Bub! Ya gotta apple in yer pocket?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 May 03 - 02:35 PM

_ tnk tht th d f lvng t ll th vwlls s - vr stpd n. t wld rslt n ppl bng vn lss bl t cmmnct thn sl.

See what I mean?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 21 May 03 - 04:33 AM

I'm still marveling at that SLOW MEN WORKING sign mentioned above (or, if you prefer, SLW MN WRKNG). I presume that K Rex saw the sign in front of his place of employment. And that finds me, to my surprise, very favorably impressed with the State of Mississippi (or, if you prefer, Msssspp). We know that in most states, official signage tends to be arcane, ambiguous, or absent. (Except here in Hawaii, where it's merely unpronounceable.) But to think that there is a state which would provide such a clear, simple, descriptive label ...well, here's a tip of my coconut-frond papale to your too-often-maligned dominion, my good man. Well done, indeed!

Aloha,
Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 21 May 03 - 12:41 AM

I waz abandoned at birf and cannot add to nothing ovb herediry subsequence. I yam farly shore the I yam descender ob Northirn yuroguyans tho. I coverd yore knowledge obv fambly history hawebber!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 May 03 - 10:57 PM

All of my family were from Illinois, originally, except those that weren't. I mean, after they came over the water. From the Old Sod. Who I suspect they were running away from. I don't know where Xenophob is -- perhaps near Rabbit Hash, Kentucky or Blue Ball, Pennsylvania? I mean, if it's in the United States at all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 May 03 - 10:01 PM

That's pretty pithy, there, K. Were all your family xenophobic?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 20 May 03 - 10:00 PM

Are we certain that this is not some kind of diversion created by the Dutch? They are good at that sort of thing, you know.

My Grandpaw always said "When in doubt, suspect the Dutch".

Well, he didn't always say it. I remember one time he didn't say it.

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 20 May 03 - 07:01 PM

I think mebbe you hbav someway slipped the stream and habv entered a alterrain dimenssus! Do they seem to be moaning and careing on and muttereig the werds "DRAINS....DRAINS....DRAINS...."? I sar peeple like thet in a documentary flim once. Very darned unnerving too. Mebbe you shuld start nailing boards over yore windows and dores az that will hold them back a little if they iz the same bunch.

Yerz,
Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: stevetheORC
Date: 20 May 03 - 05:47 PM

i fink that they wanted you to be the guest of horror at a barbacue

they were just staking you out

De Orc


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 May 03 - 04:56 PM

Aw hell, if it'd been Texans they'd have forgot why they was there afore they even arrived, and most probably all have kilt each other on mutual suspicion.

But watch out for the Lithuanians!

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 May 03 - 03:22 PM

They're gone now. They sort of wandered off in different directions. Idahoans have short attentions spans, I guess.

I still don't know what any of this means.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 May 03 - 03:15 PM

as long as they don't break out the garlic or the wolfbane you're probably okay.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 May 03 - 03:05 PM

They've heard all about you, pal...and they think it might not be a good idea for you to move into their neighborhood...suggest you call the sheriff, on his cell-phone -- he's the one outside with the big torch on the left... :>)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 May 03 - 02:59 PM

I just came home for lunch and now they're outside. They have pitchforks and torches.

I don't know what this means.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 20 May 03 - 12:02 PM

dont know what this is about and have not the time to read it, but everyone should post on it ,just to prove you exist.

I post therefore Im spam.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 May 03 - 11:23 AM

I had a girlfriend who was one of those, I think. She was unusual. So...how are we doing at achieving the central purpose of this thread?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 May 03 - 11:05 AM

King Khandu - you mean you aren't a descendant of President Pierce and the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Lizard aliens?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 May 03 - 11:04 AM

Possibly. Have you offended any Lithanians recently? I think it's time to call in the forensic experts and get this matter sorted out.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 May 03 - 09:33 AM

Last evening the chicken exploded.

I had had the local bomb squad check it out, and they had gotten all excited about "checking out some chick." The Federal Marshal who lives in the apartment below mine had also checked it because I was worried about the wires and batteries and stuff inside it.

Fortunately the chicken was outside when it happened. The blast destroyed almost all of half a quarter of a hillside. For a moment I thought it was something the chicken ate, but then I remembered that it was already dead.

Rotting feathers and such are all over the place.

Could this have been some sort of threat? Even though the tag on its leg was addressed to me, could it have been meant for someone else?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: stevetheORC
Date: 20 May 03 - 02:40 AM

Might I be the first to wish every one a very Merry and Happy Christmas/Yule and a wonderful New Year, saves me doing it later in case I forget. Dear Rap you can now have the said dead clucker as a early Xmas lunch just in case you forget to do that later:-)

A happy Easter as well

De Orc


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 May 03 - 12:32 AM

Your Lordship....

You already have the two-song tape by khandu. He sent it to you last week when you got all the answers to his quiz correct. Remember? First prize for this new quiz was a free weekend at the Sandy Landing Yacht and Racquet Club and you have won!

Since you live in Mississippi and are probably not up on the currently chique places to be seen in Florida, we'll tell you a little about SLY&RC. Sandy Landing is a sandbar on a creek in The Blackwater State Forest a few miles from my humble abode. It is a popular drop-off point for canoe trips. It is also a very popular place for local teenagers to practice both safe and unsafe sex at night. Mostly, though, it is a place for guys named Bubba and Jim Bob to hang out on weekends and drink lots of beer and leave the cans all over the place so the forest rangers can pick them up on Monday. Some people are actually brave enough to camp overnight at Sandy Landing, though doing so with anything smaller than a .357 in your tent is not suggested. The "Yacht and Racquet Club" thing is a joke some guy came up with. He actually had tee-shirts and bumper-stickers printed up and was gonna make a million dollars off of them but only four people bought 'em.

Actually, it would probably be a very nice place for you to set up your kingdom-in-exile after you are deposed from the throne of Mississippi. Bubba and Jim Bob have never seen a real King before and would probably think you was a lot of fun to hang out with.

BWL - Knower of Squat


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