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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Acme 06 Mar 14 - 02:00 PM
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Amos 06 Mar 14 - 03:15 AM
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gnu 05 Mar 14 - 07:30 PM
Rapparee 05 Mar 14 - 06:56 PM
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gnu 05 Mar 14 - 03:25 PM
Rapparee 05 Mar 14 - 09:24 AM
Amos 04 Mar 14 - 11:05 PM
Rapparee 04 Mar 14 - 08:10 PM
Rapparee 04 Mar 14 - 03:31 PM
Amos 04 Mar 14 - 02:26 PM
Rapparee 04 Mar 14 - 08:54 AM
GUEST,gnu thinks the cookie problem will be resolv 04 Mar 14 - 06:06 AM
Acme 03 Mar 14 - 10:23 PM
Rapparee 03 Mar 14 - 10:17 PM
Acme 03 Mar 14 - 08:13 PM
gnu 03 Mar 14 - 05:52 PM
GUEST,WHY DOES THIS PIECE OF SHIT Chrome KEEP TOSS 03 Mar 14 - 05:44 PM
Rapparee 03 Mar 14 - 01:18 PM
Pete Jennings 03 Mar 14 - 11:28 AM
Rapparee 03 Mar 14 - 09:36 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Mar 14 - 02:00 PM

In most threads dup posts are deleted, but they just add to the charm of MOAB. Plus, they're a real pain in the ass to remove in such a very long thread. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Mar 14 - 01:43 PM

MOM! You stop hanging out with decluttering and such-like down at the bottom! You sit right here in the rocker on Stilly's back porch, scratch the dogs' ears, and drink the bottle of gin -- and you'd better drink it ALL, young lady!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Mar 14 - 03:15 AM

Ever since he has been doomed to travel the Internet, the only place where his bits can communicate...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Mar 14 - 11:06 PM

Yes, twice. At least twice. Perhaps an infinite number of times, since a Blue Event Horizon changes everything. It was a BIG explosion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Mar 14 - 07:30 PM

Twice?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Mar 14 - 06:56 PM

The last jump I made I was carrying so much explosive that when I landed I blew myself to bits.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Mar 14 - 06:56 PM

The last jump I made I was carrying so much explosive that when I landed I blew myself to bits.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Mar 14 - 03:25 PM

I salute you, sir. I knew a lad who was dropped 3 times in France in WWII. The last one was just before D-Day. He was with 3 Sappers and he carried two 45s, lots of ammo, explosives and maps/such. His job was to get the Sappers to 3 radio stations and take them out. The Sappers had no weapons. Just explosives... Rap understands. He volunteered. He asked because he lost his wife while training troops in England. She died from food poisoning the day before the due date of twins. The twins died as well. He had nothing to lose. He got the jobs done.

He told me all three stories one night while drinking Bright's 74, heavily. I drank none... just pretended to do so. He swore me to agree I would never repeat these stories until, well, fuck that. He told me the stories in October and died 1983.12.30 at shortly after 6PM. RIP and thanks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Mar 14 - 09:24 AM

Obsession? No, just a habit I picked up in my youth. How well I remember swimming underwater to the beach, planting the charges on the landing obstacles, and swimming away before being caught. Knowing that the resulting explosions would clear the beach for the invasion. Watching the fragments of boats, souvenir stands, hog dog kiosks and other obstacles ascend and then fall....

We were nearly caught or shot a dozen times, but we always managed to complete the mission and eventually get back to our pick-up craft. I remember after one mission swimming 180 miles to St. Louis, through the gates of what seems an infinite number of dams, past patrol boats and floating logs, to reach our pick-up boats (of which the crews had forgotten we were out there).

Ah, youth! How fleeting it is, especially if you do these things just for the helluvit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Mar 14 - 11:05 PM

At last, his obsession with explosions is paying off!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 14 - 08:10 PM

Another warming drink is to combine kerosene and liquid oxygen in a cocktail shaker, give it a few shakes, and serve in a tall glass with a stick of cinnamon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 14 - 03:31 PM

Liquid helium is very warming. You can also serve it over ice for a cooling drink in the summer -- perhaps with a wedge of lemon or lime. You should try it, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Mar 14 - 02:26 PM

You wouldn't think he'd be able to type at those temps. Hmmmm.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 14 - 08:54 AM

So? It's so cold out here right now that we're drinking liquid helium as a warming drink. It's -47K.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,gnu thinks the cookie problem will be resolv
Date: 04 Mar 14 - 06:06 AM

n. Got AVG but it's a 30 day thing. I'll check it out.

Norton 360 is on for $50, 3 machines. Most likely go with that.

-25C, -37WC.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Mar 14 - 10:23 PM

I use free also, and an enterprise antivirus from work (they want employees to have clean computers at home also, to prevent bringing in viruses if we work at home). I like AVG and Avast - I recommended those but he seems to have struggled with them some.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 14 - 10:17 PM

We just use AVG free, Free Windows Registry Repair, Malbyteware, Spybot Search and Destroy -- all free editions, of course. They pretty much cover the problems, especially if you activate the Windows firewall (if you're using Windoze, of course).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Mar 14 - 08:13 PM

Norton will work. I usually wait until it's on sale at places like Fry's. Right now they have a sale of Norton Internet Security with a licence for 3 PCs for $39.99 It's bundled with an Anti-Theft and Mobile device software. http://www.frys.com/ads/page8#AdNavi. You'll see other specials on the page. The sale is good through March 6.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 03 Mar 14 - 05:52 PM

So, Kaspersky said today... after at least six hours of screwing with it over the past two days... Nope. OS is not supported. Took a pic of that on the screen, copied it to a flash and Dave is gonna see it tomorrow and he will refund me.

So... what is the very best? Here is where I go. Future Shit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,WHY DOES THIS PIECE OF SHIT Chrome KEEP TOSS
Date: 03 Mar 14 - 05:44 PM

CCOKIE.gnu?

I tell it NOT DO DO THAT but it will not listen. IE? Let's see.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 14 - 01:18 PM

Veronica's aunt, of course.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 03 Mar 14 - 11:28 AM

Who's Penny?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 14 - 09:36 AM

Mom get hungry too, Amos. I hope you gave her some milk as well. With Scotch in it, as Mom like it.

The cheese is Old Ephraim and a couple of others the names of which I disremember. They're all cheddars.

I got the die set I needed, too. If you're in the area in snow time, visit Hardware Ranch. We also went to the 41st Student Pow-wow at USU and the Cowboy Rendezvous.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Mar 14 - 12:02 AM

I think this may be the first time Mom has ever stolen a cookie from me. I am completely non-plussed.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 02 Mar 14 - 11:53 PM

Half of Rapparee's strife in this lifetime has come from wielding his epee where he had no business wielding it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Mar 14 - 06:15 PM

'Cougar Gold'. Is that porn with older good lookin guys? Where do we sign up? Amos and Rap and I could fill a calendar. Dunno about Pete. (Yer welcome I left that joke out.) As fer the LHs, well, Chongo would have to shave and that would take a loooong time. LH hisself wouldn't fit in any pics if his hair was included. Penny ain't right at all.

But, I figger the three of us could well fill out a calendar, nudge nudge, wink wink, eh? Know what I'm sayin, eh? Of course, Rap would have to wield his epee.

EN GARDE!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Mar 14 - 12:31 PM

I've been to Utah State, but I didn't see (or it wasn't in existence) that shop. My brother sends cheeses from Washington State U (in Pullman) every so often that are spectacularly good. Cougar Gold.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Mar 14 - 10:26 PM

Ahhh... ya mean 'wouldn't'? shouldn't?

Pray tell if you can find the time


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 14 - 09:53 PM

Hi, gang! You'll never guess what I was doing all day!

See? I told you you couldn't.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Mar 14 - 07:33 AM

I googled that and it actually asked me if I meant pork sundae. That's even more disturbing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 01 Mar 14 - 06:49 AM

Okay, a nearly-finished ark sundae with ketchup topping. Any takers now?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 14 - 11:45 PM

Try Firefox.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Feb 14 - 11:28 PM

I think that last post actually exists... gotta be 15 times I tried to post it. I don't like Google. Gotta get back to IE but Bill Gates is messin that up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Feb 14 - 11:19 PM

"...ice cream sundae with ketchup topping."

No.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 14 - 11:03 PM

Well, my knee surgery has been moved from the 19th to the 26th of March. Something about getting 3-D MRIs or something.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 14 - 10:58 PM

I...am in Logan, UT. Contrary to anything Eiseley may say, Aggies do NOT live in caves, never wash, and eat their young. Unlike the University of Utah, Utah State University has a very nice on-campus ice cream and cheese shop, where the products sold are the result of work at USU. Yesterday I had a chocolate and habanero ice cream sundae with ketchup topping.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Feb 14 - 01:36 PM

We just got a WinCo here. It looks a lot like our defunct "Sack N' Save" warehouse grocery stores except cleaner. And a better bulk section. I wouldn't shop there often, just when I need a few of their unprocessed foods I can stock up on and freeze, like steel cut oats.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 28 Feb 14 - 12:45 PM

It has finally stopped raining here. Anybody wanna buy a nearly-finished ark, never been used?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Feb 14 - 12:40 PM

Mom's favorite wanker is out of commission apparently--perhaps he got stuck at Winco. So I will save Mom from lurking in the nether regions, which, come to think of it, may be what is preoccupying our favorite son.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Feb 14 - 11:17 PM

WinCo, Costco and Shopco went
To sea in a pea-green boat.
They took their honeys, and lots of money
To keep the damn thing afloat.
Said CostyCO and Winco to Shopco, "Friend,
Should we raise the minimum pay?"
Said Shopco, "Boys,
Just screw that noise,
It would cost me half a day."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Feb 14 - 11:03 PM

There is a Winco in town and yes, I do shop there sometimes. I also shop at Shopko, and we just joined Costco.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 27 Feb 14 - 02:40 PM

I learn so much from Mother.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Feb 14 - 02:40 PM

Now I am glad I got out of bed today. Otherwise, I wouldna learnt that. Thanks, Rap. You are a true scholar. Do you shop at WinCo?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Feb 14 - 11:18 AM

Because it comes from the Welsh via Irish, where they toss letters around like they had a lot of them. Be glad -- the original word was "rhwyaighmyia" and meant "the sound of pounding rocks together at the dance at the crossroads so there is a beat for people to dance to". Notice that the definition ends in a preposition, which shows it wasn't English.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Feb 14 - 06:56 AM

I woke at the crack of dawn, stuffed the crack and went back to sleep. Why is always a sunny morn when I want to, and can, sleep in? I gotta get me one a them there sleep alert thingamabobs what the truckers got fer makin sure they don't nod off whilst runnin their rigs down the highway. Fallin asleep in front of the boob tube screws up my natural acadian rhythm, not to mention my neck.

How come rhythm has an h where it shouldn't and no vowel where it should?

Tea. I need tea. Actually, teasss.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 27 Feb 14 - 06:34 AM

Unless Chongo happens to be real...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Feb 14 - 10:16 PM

We want pictures! We want pictures!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Feb 14 - 08:42 PM

Do you know what would have happened if I hadn't put the freshly washed clothes in the dryer? I would have had to put them in the dryer near dawn tomorrow and say ten Holy Fuck Mes. WHEW!

So, where were we? Oh, yeah, waxing poetitechnicjargonly about whatever the fuck.

Ya know, even with all this excitement and mellowodrama, I still wonder why all the LHs haven't posted in so long. Could it actually be that our certified beyond belief bachelor has found true love and is gettin his old ass shagged THAT much?

Or did he get a new puppy? Hmmm... nah. If it was a puppy, there would be pics. If he's shaggin, I don't want pics.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Feb 14 - 08:26 PM

She still had until I posted again near dawn. Don't get yer melodramatic panties in a tw... fuck! The Laundry! I gotta get the clothes from the washer to the dryer rig


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Feb 14 - 07:37 PM

No one else cared that poor Mom was second from the bottom, hanging out with sleepless backlit devices and Jane's Rainbow.

Well, I cared. I brought her back up to the top. I brought her tea and cookies. That's why I'm her favorite.


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