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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Nov 09 - 12:58 PM

You'll have to excuse Janie, I think she can't post this morning because she gagged on that image of double-toasted BS while she was eating her bowl of Corn Chex. Too similar.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 09 - 12:51 PM

The quality of BS is not strained. Who would want strained BS, anyway?? It's better when it is double-toasted. Makes it crunchy. The noble Rapaire agrees.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 09 - 11:58 AM

The noble Rapaire agrees.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 09 - 10:51 AM

Mom,

Rapaire is beside himself again, and talking about himself in the 3rd person. Could you slap him upside the haid a couple times? Thanks. He needs refreshing in his own point of view. I know he gets discouraged by the endless stream of invalidative comments around here, but he doesn't need to cave in like this.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 09 - 09:40 AM

The noble Rapaire agrees.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 09 Nov 09 - 09:33 AM

2075 for me. I'm sorry MOM - I am such a bad son!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 09 - 09:16 AM

The noble Rapaire agrees.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 11:19 PM

Yes Stilly.

Not too much, and not too little.

A sufficiency of BS for MOM's sake.

Well Done!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 11:13 PM

I looked in the drop down menu, but evidently I didn't look hard enough. Thanks, Amos! I'm glad to see that the quality of my BS on this thread is not strained. It's dished out in ample yet modest amounts. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 10:27 PM

According to my try its

4613 for Stilly


from January 2004 to now.

1. Go to Old Advanced Forum Search in the drop-down menu at the top of the page.
2. Use "Mother" as subject and your handle as USer Name.

It will take a while but it'll get there.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 09:15 PM

Amos, I can't get that method to show me more than 23 posts, searching on my moniker and "Mother." I must not be doing it right.

I'm listening to an album Max recommended over on Twitter. Very nice--The Felice Brothers, Yonder is the Clock. Never heard of them before, but it is very good.

http://play.rhapsody.com/the-felice-brothers/yonder-is-the-clock#albumreview


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 09:08 PM

The noble Rapaire agrees with everything you've said, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 08:46 PM

I forgive all of you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 03:29 PM

My last posat was quite rude, and even a bit strident, was it not? What a shame that the imaginary differences between Shane and Rapaire, inter alia, should create a world rife with antagonisms and mutual undoing. We should all learn forgiveness as a profound starting point for our every breath in every instant, no matter of whom or for what.

(I bet Rapaire disagrees with me, that little %^%&*&)).



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 12:26 PM

Mwahahaha!! Shane, you hoser!! Would you care to be more specific about the people in the world (if that is what they are) who are pouring admiration toward you?? I suspect they are less than three in number and less than 50 in IQ points average.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 11:00 AM

You are both, like, total flipheads, eh? You suck majerly and don't have no hope of change. If you was dogs you shoulwd be put down ASNP. But Rap-arownd is the worst of the two becos he is such a total flippin' idiot that he don't even know what an idiot he is, eh? I pity both of youse. This here stoopid thread is like the little flippin' dark alleyway that youse hang out in so's you can, like, avoid raeality, eh? Meanwhile I am livin' the life of a legennd here datin' hot babes and am admirred by all. Like I said, I pity youse.

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 10:24 AM

When you consider that as of the moment, his TOTAL energies poured into Mudcat posts have produced 28,825 it becomes clear that since November, 2002, M. Rapaire has spent 27.55% of his Mudcat time posting to the MOAB, roughly.

As a contrast my own humble efforts to the Mudcat go back to November 1999 and have totaled 53,906. Thus using only 16% of my Mudcat time I have supported Mother 109% as much as he has WITHOUT PLAGIARIZING. I think the numbers pretty well say it all.

WHO LOVES YA, MOM!!!!!????


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 10:04 AM

I, being more honest and steady-handed than Rapaire, did not make up my number. Why he was inspired to just invent a fact I am sure I do not know. Of he had gone to the Old Advanced Forum Search, as I did, and used his own name as one parameter and Mother as the other, he would have generated the same numbered list as I just did which, in fact, amounts to 7,944 and no more at this writing. A significant accomplishment, to be sure. Only slightly lower than my own.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 09:57 AM

Which gives me another for my trophy collection: 32223.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 09:56 AM

She was, by the way, quite pleased with my knowledge and ownership.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 09:55 AM

My ownership of them, since I am CERTAIN he will dispute it, dates from the time a math major I was with told me that I "owned all the numbers and made all the bases and thank you, thank you for that".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 09:53 AM

Besides, all numbers in all bases belong to me and he didn't ask permission to use them that way.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 09 - 09:52 AM

To out-point Amos. I think he made his number up, just as I did, since he submits no mathematical proof of his assertion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 10:21 PM

The point being?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 10:07 PM

In my case the wisdom would and does permeate unto the every edges of the Universe.

9,752.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 08:07 PM

I'd be curious to know of all these lo 32K-plus posts how many I have poured my own life-energy into.

I will see if I can discover same.

Yes!! The answer is

8,655

.

That's about 25% of the whole damn thread.

Is this a heroic accomplishment or an abysmal waste of time on a meaningless mote of dust at the rim of a second-rate galaxy?

Is there any difference?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 05:42 PM

MOM, while everyone has spent their Saturday frittering away the day, i have been busy getting the yard winterized for you, emptying, washing and storing the flower pots, blowing and mulching leaves, putting away hoses, washing and sterilizing bird-feeders, polishing silver, unpacking crystal and washing it for Thanksgiving, not to mention doing laundry, changing sheets on beds, etc., etc. Even managed to get a good day's work out of SumYung Sun without harrassing him and threatening dire consequences if he didn't pick up the pace!

I think you should remember all this effort I put in, just for you, MOM, and spend more on me for Christmas. If you need any ideas, I'd like a chipper-shredder, and a larger shed to store it in.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 11:57 AM

I am sure there are some websites that think the same of you, sir-- CIA, FBI, Al Jazaar, and so on...tolerance is the key to your immortality.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 11:44 AM

I've got a little list of websites that SHOULD be killed off...hehehe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Nov 09 - 11:02 AM

eeeewwwwww! Ed, what a useful but really gross article. Where did you find it? I had to go looking; it has morphed into a couple of different articles but it was first published in 2006 by the news station in Salt Lake that is credited. I plead guilty to dropping my bag lots of places, and I don't like having to set it on the restroom floor. It's of pack material, not cloth, but it looks like it's time for a trip through the laundry.

I originally dropped in to caution all of you to be careful where you use that new orange button. I think we could kill off entire web sites if we decided to share the MOAB on another web site. Tread carefully.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 11:19 PM

If we survive that long with all these purses going to and fro. It's not the purses themselves, you see--it's the to-ing and fro-ing of purses that is causing this possible epidemic. To, fro, fro, to---anyone could be hit completely unawares!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 09:49 PM

At the current rate of about 200 posts a week....I suspect that 33 will be reached by Christmas...maybe before.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 09:46 PM

Chimps corner:

(KUTV) SALT LAKE CITY--Its' something just about every woman carries with her. While we may know what's inside our purses, do you have any idea what's on the outside? Shauna Lake put purses to the test - for bacteria - with surprising results. You may think twice about where you put your purse in the future.

Women carry purses everywhere, from the office to public restrooms to the floor of the car. Most women won't be caught without their purses, but did you ever stop to think about where your purse goes during the day?

"I drive a school bus, so my purse has been on the floor of the bus a lot," says one woman. "On the floor of my car, in restrooms."

"I put my purse in grocery shopping carts, on the floor of bathroom stalls while changing a diaper," says another woman. "And of course in my home - which should be clean."

We decided to find out if purses harbor a lot of bacteria. We learned how to test them at Nelson Laboratories in Salt Lake, then we set out to test the average woman's purse. Most women told us they didn't stop to think about what was on the bottom of their purse. Most said they usually set their purses on top of kitchen tables and counters where food is prepared.

Most of the ladies we talked to told us they wouldn't be surprised if their purses were at least a little bit dirty. It turns out purses are so surprisingly dirty, even the microbiologist who tested them was shocked.

Microbiologist Amy Karren of Nelson Labs says nearly all the purses tested were not only high in bacteria, but high in harmful kinds of bacteria.

Pseudomonas can cause eye infections, staphylococcus aurous can cause serious skin infections, and salmonella and e-coli found on the purses could make people very sick. In one sampling, four of five purses tested positive for salmonella, and that's not the worst of it.

"There was fecal contamination on the purses," says Amy. (You know... poop?)

Leather or vinyl purses tended to be cleaner than cloth purses, and lifestyle seemed to play a role. People with kids tended to have dirtier purses than those without, with one exception. The purse of one single woman who requented nightclubs had one of the worst contaminations of all. "Some type of feces, or even possibly vomit or something like that," says Amy.

So the moral of this story - your purse won't kill you, but it does has the potential to make you very sick if you keep it on places where you eat. Use hooks to hang your purse at home and in restrooms, and don't put it on your desk, on a restaurant table, or on your kitchen countertop.

Experts say you should think of your purse the same way you would a pair of shoes. "Would you consider putting a pair of shoes onto your countertops? Well that's the same thing you're doing when you put your purse on the countertops," says Amy.

The microbiologists at Nelson also said cleaning a purse will help. Wash cloth purses and use leather cleaner to clean the bottom of leather purses.Snopes have confirmed this as no myth or urban legend (http://www.snopes.com/medical/disease/purse.asp) so you would be wise to take heed. And it is not just women who are guilty, as Snopes say:

While one might be tempted to regard the caution about bacteria-harboring handbags as being of interest to women only, members of the non-purse-slinging public (i.e., men) should also take it to heart with regard to their briefcases, as should high school and college students of both sexes in relation to their backpacks and book bags.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 09:22 PM

Keynoard A balding, 38 year old man that lives in his mother's basement playing D&D. Can be found all over the USA. They are as pale as ghosts & goblins and have not seen light in years. They eat twinkies and weigh 300+ pounds.(urban dictionary)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 09:18 PM

Hey, Shane....when in TO, if you get to China Town to eat...here are some good food items to orde. Be sure to ask for no MSG.


Ni ma la bi (Mandarin) , baw lan jiao (Hokkien), chap jong (Hakka), kho Sih SŔI(FuTsoHua), hum kah chan, Poq Gai (Cantonese)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 09:10 PM

Sorry folks....I just had a nightmare, and was sleep-cuss'in my ex's boyfriend on the keynoard in my sleep.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 09:08 PM

Arschkriecher, scheisskopf, schweinhund , arschgesicht,hurensohn, drecksau, arschgesicht epp, dummes huhn, blödes arschloch


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 08:38 PM

Ach, nein! You don't deny it, schweinhund! You are zimply trying to foist it off onto somevun else! Ja, ja, Amos ist der Shame!

Ja, ja, ja, ja,
Amos bist der Shame, ja, ja.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 07:01 PM

MWahahaha, It eez to, 'ow you say, laff?

Non, non, mon cher. Zee secret identity ofze Shane is zee Shongo, c'est evident!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 06:48 PM

If so, it's a superbly done characterization.

Shane must be much more brilliant than I had ever expected.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 06:39 PM

...could Amos be Shame's secret identity?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 06:39 PM

Which brings up the question....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 06:38 PM

Throw in a few "boltholes" and "flip yous" and you'll be as articulate as Shame.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 06:33 PM

Boy, my tpyos are geting adz bad adz Amos's...

I myst be two tyred tewnite, I guest.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 06:30 PM

Well, the 85 billon thread was started by Shane, if that's any help. (?)

There is no real connection between Shane and Chongo, other than that I know both of them. Chongo would regard Shane as a worthless human (or subhuman?) idiot. Shane would regard Chongo as a trenchcoat-wearing "monkey" who can talk, and he'd be astounded to discover that Chongo's vocabulary and experience are much superior to his own.

They each be disgusted and horrified upon ecountering the other.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 05:28 PM

I am confused. Just how is this thread related to the " Will this thread reach 85 billion posts" thread (as if that will ever happen) ?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 05:26 PM

"Does Mr. Nasty have a friend."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 05:13 PM

You ever read Heinlein's The Number Of The Beast, Amos? Your answer is therein.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 05:05 PM

Ya know, way back when, a human using a pretend identity, named Little Hawk, dreamed up an animated playmate in animal form, named Chongo. IS it possible that, just as Chongo was a blurry poor simian-ized copy of a human, that this mental invention ran away with itself and dreamed up a blurry poor copy of a chimp in human form, Shane yclept, and that some day this Shane-figment will dream up an even blurrier, poorer copy in animal form, perhaps a pot-smoking lemur with brain damage? Big, glassy eyes and a whacked-out smile?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 04:40 PM

Why would he read deeply? Shame can't even read shallowly without help to recognize the letters. Until he was banned from the library his favorite book, Hop On Pop, displayed not only his lack of literacy but also his not-so-well-suppressed Oedipal feelings towards his father. I suspect that is why he continues to live with his brother Don: he continues to have barely suppressed incestuous feelings toward him.

I think it's past time for Shame to "come out of the closet" and admit that he is what he is, whatever he is.


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