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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 11:14 PM

But p[personally, I have always thought Lassie was a bit of a bitch. And I have to collie as I see-ie.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 11:13 PM

A lamb in an old well? Kid's play to me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 11:06 PM

I'll betcha Amos could do better than Lassie at telling people about a lamb in an old well. Unless Amos fell in, and then the lamb would have to do it and lambs don't have the same vocabulary that Amos almost does.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 11:06 PM

Man, those dachsunds! If I were around they'd have two choices: see sharp or bee flat.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 06:32 PM

My dachshund would trot over to the well to see what all the commotion was about, peer down curiously at the lamb, bark a couple of times, then turn, lift his leg and pee on the side of the well to establish ownership, then go off happily to find some manure or a dead animal to roll in...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 06:21 PM

Lassie may not be able to play guitar as well as Amos, but she's got him beat all to hell when it comes to telling Timmy that a stray lamb has fallen down a well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 06:05 PM

He only tried that once. Nearly ruptured himself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 06:03 PM

Yeah, but I'll bet he can't draw and fire from both sides at once.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 05:29 PM

He draws with a quick lift of his hind leg, Amos, and then fires away.

He's equally fast on both sides too! He's ambidickstrous. Many of his opponents have discovered this, to their grief and consternation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 04:08 PM

The steps I think that puppy followed are those of Rusty, the golden lab who lives up the block and who is walked by his owner David every morning. The pup wasn't on the porch first thing this morning and I haven't seen him since. He looked well-fed, but he did chew up several plastic pots and kind of trash the place before he left. If he turns up again I'll take him over to the Humane Society and his owner can claim him there or someone can adopt him. He's cute and smart. But I don't need three dogs. Cinnamon was in raptures when he turned up, though. So incredibly happy to see another dog to play with. It was tempting. . .

MM, how was your cruise? Did you see Fred Astaire or Rita Hayworth or Ginger Rogers (or their avatars) on your ship? Any "Walking the Dog" opportunities for romantic interludes? Or did you manage to find lots of excuses to visit the 24-hour buffet and help turn yourself into your own emergency floatation device?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 04:08 PM

" I've become more and more persuaded that the lessons I was taught in "Econ 101" are insufficient to analyze public policy. Study after study has shown that we are not the hyper-rational calculating machines that economic theory assumes?and that we ignore at our own peril the crucial role of expectations, beliefs, and social norms in influencing behavior.
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This is just as true in medical science and health policy as in other fields. The placebo effect is a compelling example here: Medicine tends to dismiss it as a statistical annoyance rather than examine it in and of itself, even though placebos are often more potent empirically than actual medical intervention. (One of the more fascinating studies I've come across in this vein was done by two Harvard psychologists who studied hotel cleaning staff and the effect of "perceived" exercise. At the outset, they found that most hotel workers didn't believe their work was exercise?two-thirds reported that they didn't exercise regularly, and more than one-third reported not exercising at all. But when the researchers informed a group of these workers that their eight-hour-a-day activity of cleaning rooms counted as "exercise," the effects were similar to an increase in actual exercise. The workers lost weight and lowered their blood pressure, apparently just by thinking that the same activity they were already doing was exercise! That's just one example that shows the power of human psychology.) "

By John Dickerson
Posted Monday, June 29, 2009 in Slate


This raises all kinds of interesting possibilities. For example, maybe they would have gotten the benefits of their exercise without further intervention if their spouses were not telling them they were fat and lazy and were not exercising, just working.

You have to wionder exactly how far in monitoring physical, emotional and mental systems this principle can be extended, and what the various issues would be in administering it as a low-cost path to mental and physical health for millions of people!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 03:57 PM

Your dog DRAWS? What sort of thing does he draw?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 03:50 PM

I bet my dog is faster on the draw than you are, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 12:49 PM

Amos! Are you implying that you play the guitar BETTER than either Lassie or Rin-Tin-Tin???


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 12:11 PM

MM:

Welcome back, oh man of Emms.
We missed you like the fervent Dems
Miss Franken from their Senate roll,
Or Buddy Holly misses rock and roll
Or trolleys miss their torn-up track.
In any case, we're glad you're back.


Rapaire:

I have far exceeded the good fortune of either Lassie OR Rin Tin Tin. There's just no comparison. I have an opposable thumb, a Martin D-35, a banjo, a RAV4, and a kayak, and a shotgun. NEither of them has any of those things. Besides, they are both dead. That sums it up nicely.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 12:02 PM

I dunno about that, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 11:58 AM

I'm ba-ack!

Did you miss me?

Huh?

Didja? didja?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 11:31 AM

Nor do they have illicit affaires with nyphomaniacal chimpanzee whorehouse madams...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 11:27 AM

There's no reason to assume a dog would follow in my footsteps even if the initial conditions were similar, Rapaire. Dogs don't burst into a bloom of wisdom, success, elegance, balance and intelligence as a result of overcoming hardship, as happened with me.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 09:00 AM

Stilly's got a baby, Stilly's got a baby!

Three dogs now, huh?

Remember, if you toss him out into the cold cruel world he'll probably turn to a life of crime and depravity and end up in the gutter outside some low saloon in Southern California and...sorry, I was thinking of Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 04:49 AM

Too sweet, Still! POst pix!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 12:26 AM

You should consider founding and running a pit bull sanctuary, Stilly. Those dogs have had a tough time in the past decade what with bad press and general public hysteria.

It would be far less trouble than a chimpanzee sanctuary... ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Jun 09 - 12:19 AM

There is the cutest little stray pup out on my porch this evening. The dogs are all excited. I gave him a bath so if he has/had fleas maybe he won't leave them behind before he leaves on his own or the guys from the city come get him. Looks like a 3 month old pit bull pup. Giving me the same "won't you keep me?" winsome expression that Cinnamon did five years ago. Poppy is jealous as hell. Cinnamon herds him away from Poppy. If I hold Cinnamon, Poppy makes it clear she's jealous and barks at it. So I kicked him out of the back and have my fingers crossed that he doesn't destroy the garden before morning.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 10:47 PM

Better a dog's dinner than a hound's breakfast.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: maeve
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 10:26 PM

Rapaire is going to take the dogs' dinner?

maeve


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 10:22 PM

You know, if no one else is gonna take it....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 09:31 PM

She should be flogged and maybe keelhauled and made to walk the plank.

At least that's probably the dogs' opinion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 09:26 PM

ANIMAL CRUELTY! Somebody call the SPCA! Stilly's dogs' dinner was served an hour late!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 09:19 PM

OMG--I forgot to feed the dogs! MOM, why didn't you say something?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 09:10 PM

Kimber Model 82G. Sight correct 1/5 MOA at 50 yards, average spread 10mm at 50 yards with non-telescopic, non-electronic sights.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 08:53 PM

Hey, LH. I'll be your second if you'll be mine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 06:54 PM

I begin to feel that you are seeking a quarrel, Amos. If so, you had best consider carefully the consequences. The graveyards hereabouts are littered with the tombstones of those who have dared cross swords with moi over some ill-considered remarks they might have best kept to themselves. I await your apology...or your explanation...

I am known to be merciful to those who show the proper measure of respect and contrition.

(grin)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 06:49 PM

Whoof, Little Hawk!! You're sounding awfully hoity-toity. Here I thought you were a True Folkie, but it seems you have hidden the secret greed-stained Elitist Capitalist Mongrel Social Climber side of your character. But may I suggest that if you want to scramble for altitude by dropping names, like some over-rouged insecure socierty matron wannabe, that you at LEAST use the names of people who ARE your friends instead of just imaginary ones? It will make your claims to elite-hood much more convincing.

Rapaire, old friend, you can put your fancy rifle barrel up next to your raisin. It might at least do some good there by stiffening something.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 06:19 PM

Amos, you silly bastard, that is not my problem. ;-) It's William Shatner's problem. I suggest you call his agent if you wish to pursue the matter further. Be prepared for a long wait and a short conversation when you do...they can't be bothered much with small fry of your ilk.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 05:53 PM

You'll drop for ME. I just ordered a Model 82 Kimber target rifle.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 05:42 PM

Was she working in some sort of high-class barber shop or something?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 04:50 PM

Odd how you two are now echoing each others' sadistic fantasies; sorry I can't oblige, but I was dome with self abnegation many years ago, and I don't brake for imaginary playmates or drop for librarians, either.

Little Hawk, I am surprised you are not trembling with delight at my recent encounter with and discovery of Fica Lammater S. Dunnawnye. She is Bill Shatner's abandoned sister!! Her full natal name was Fica Lamatter Shatner. It was a tragic course of events by which both their parents fled, and later died, leaving only Bill himself standing between her and starvation. About that time, he met a guy with a Lodak 8 millimeter movie camera and packed up and went to Montreal. Poor Fica was left to her own devices. She finally figured out how to make enough to eat, by taking an evening job serving hot, damp towels on silver platters to gentlemen, at one of Chinga's places of business while she finished junior high school. Small world, innit???

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 04:11 PM

Then drop and give me a hundred. Run around the block fifty time, and whip yourself with a chain saw chain. Then I will consider forgiving you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 02:28 PM

Huh? What in the world are you on about now, Amos?

"All this is so, and I am covered with regret at my wickedness."

As well you should be! Drop and give me fifty. Then run around the block 20 times. Then whip yourself with a bicycle chain. And that's just the beginning...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 02:22 PM

Now be fair, Little Hawk. It is true I have denigrated your polymorphous personalities complex and made fun of your imaginary friends and committed the grievous sin of even attaching a sibling to one of them. All this is so, and I am covered with regret at my wickedness. But why should you take it personally?

(By the way, I have just met the most charming, if slightly plump, lady, who says her name is Fica Lammater S. Dunnawnye. And you will never guess what the S. stands for!!! It is so exciting. And she is so touching as she fights back her tears and stands tall when she talks about how proud she is of her brother, Bill, and inists she is so proud of him in spite of all the ill he has done her when they were younger. It is stirring to behold.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 02:10 PM

One of these days, Amos....one of these days!

(picture Ralph Kramden saying that, whilst shaking his fist in yer face...) ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 12:27 PM

Mwahahaha... the idea of being called on by LH's imaginary playmate on a matter of "honor", sponsoring Rapaire, is so rich in multiple vectors of self-contradiction I can hardly contain my mirth. Just let Chongo know for me, that if he comes calling he will have to discuss his sordid and irresponsible history with his little sister, and she is not a good listener.




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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 11:36 AM

Rapaire, old buddy, you can count me among the good friends you have who are gonna call on Amos. He needs a good straightening out and I got just the medicine required for that. But maybe you have some suggestions of yer own? Let me know yer thoughts on this. I want to do "the job" right.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 11:25 AM

Janie, I've noticed her accent is thicker. For some reason her accent always sets me on edge, despite the fact that I like that kind of accent. Maybe if I'd heard it stronger first it would have been better--when she first was on the air it almost sounded like a fake accent. I suppose I imprinted on that impression.

So you were out tripping the light fantastic? How's your moonwalk? Or do you do the spinning break dance? :)

We lost someone who was a great potential MOABite. I think we should bestow a posthumous MOAB membership on Billy Mays. That man could gab.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 11:10 AM

Sir, you insult my heritage, my sainted mother and father, and my entire lineage both maternal and paternal.

My friends will call upon you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 09:28 AM

Humility does not become you, either, Rapaire.

I have a few suggestions as to what you can put your raisin' up.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 08:32 AM

Jealousy does not become you, Amos. It is not my fault that I am exceedingly bright, literate, multilingual*, well-read, good looking, trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, reverent, et sans peur et sans reproche. It is due simply to having the best genetic makeup in the history of the human race (the ne plus ultra as it were) and good raisin' up.
















*I am fluent in American English, Profane, and Obscene.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 12:48 AM

Don' worry about it none. Rapaire has credentials in any group, association, club, and back-room deal circle that has ever laid a claim to anything at all, mostly as a result of his stellar dexterity with librarian tools and the office xerox machine.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Jun 09 - 12:08 AM

Yes, I deal pot and I'm damned proud of it! I prefer to deal pots (plural), but if someone only wants one pot, I won't chase him away, especially if it's a big one.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jun 09 - 10:22 PM

You mean you're not one? Dang, coulda fooled me. No, wait, you're one of them rednecked, inbred, uneducated guys who deal pot. Now, ah knows yer gonna say that ah'm lower'n a snake's belly in a wagon rut an' all thet, but 'member, ah got mah Southern CREdentials from Offishul Southern folks* an ah wuz INduckted as an Honorary Southerner.









*Two ladies and a gentleman, all of whom were born, raised, and educated in The South.


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