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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Janie 14 May 09 - 11:49 PM
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GUEST,Chongo Chimp 14 May 09 - 12:26 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 May 09 - 06:21 PM

Sorry to be quiet for so long. I had to go to work today.

Whew! I'm glad that's over!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 09 - 04:37 PM

Humpf. I am offended. My card reads, as you very well know,

      Rapaire
"Have rapier, will travel"

Juries suborned, maidens deflowered,
wells poisoned, witnesses bribed,
haystacked burned, cakes collapsed,
cattle shot, horses stolen.

Misleading youth a specialty!!"

Unreasonable rates   
Wire Paladin, Pocatello


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 May 09 - 04:20 PM

Have schmear, Will travel-- Dishonor a Specialty.

Contact Big Bad Rapaire at 1-800-EAT-SHIT. No reasonable offer refused.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 09 - 04:11 PM

Dachshunds? You mean those long little doggies? I should be happy to do dis honour.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 May 09 - 02:47 PM

The honor of dachshunds? Snerk...snuffle...erg...mwahahaha...snerf...snort....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 May 09 - 01:28 PM

I'm gonna be away for the weekend, Rapaire. I will need your help to defend the honor of Dachshunds on the Dachshund film thread while I am gone. Can you manage that?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 09 - 01:23 PM

I shall take this wonderful number, 29162.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 May 09 - 01:18 PM

Now yer talkin'!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 09 - 01:02 PM

Ach, Ich wiederholte es!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 09 - 12:56 PM

qaStaHvIS wa' ram loS SaD Hugh SljlaH qetbogH loD, LH.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 May 09 - 10:53 AM

Klingon is a wonderful language. It's like the Scots dialect on steroids.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 May 09 - 08:53 AM

"Dadgum it!" I done talked in Klingon agin! I'm so dadgummed clumsy sometimes I could jist spit."

There you are, Janie.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 May 09 - 01:18 AM

Te ineptum sums it up nicely...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 14 May 09 - 11:49 PM

Or if you really want to show off your linquistic precision, make that "Central Appalachian Plateau Hillbilly."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 14 May 09 - 11:42 PM

Eh?

Please be polite and translate into my native language?



That would be Appalachian Hillbilly.

An approximation will do if you are not otherwise up to the task.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 May 09 - 11:22 PM

Vah! Denuone Klingone loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 14 May 09 - 10:48 PM

Poor MOM, neglected these many hours while the boys contemplate amusingly brilliant insults with which to respond to one another.

Here, there is another glass of Merlot left in the bottle. You have it Mom. It will make your dreams sweet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 May 09 - 03:45 PM

I can but add the immortal words "qama'pu' DIHoH net Sov. Qu'vaD II' net tu'bej. bIjatlhHa'chugh qaHoH."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 May 09 - 01:43 PM

LOL!!! Gawd, I love the language...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 May 09 - 01:11 PM

Chongo may be the first authenticated Egyptian Chimp--always in de Nile.

Ya know, pal, once you get too old to fling that roscoe around, assuming the North Side Gorillas don't wipe you out first, your past sins are going to come around and haunt you; and the harder you deny, the longer they will wait. Absolution only comes with facing up to whatchoo done, see? Pictchas of yer lil sisteh weeping as you walk out on her...the cries of your aged Mom... not to mention the
death rattles of somany past competitors and opponents... you've gotcher self a long row to hoe, buddy boy.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 May 09 - 12:53 PM

Wasn't that kind of Amos, to deliver a message between family members? So sweet!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 14 May 09 - 12:26 PM

She's ain't my sis, Roscoe. She's some nutcase chimp floozie who claims to be my sis. She's tryin' to hitch a ride on the uptown bus to Easy Street, but she ain't paid the fare.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 May 09 - 12:14 PM

Oh, and Chongo--tell your sis I met your dad on that jungle expedition, and he wants you both to know he's sorry he was such a lousy parent...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 14 May 09 - 11:56 AM

Nice editing, chump. I see you took out all the photos of the local workin' gals except for the one who's showin' some leg out in the surf there.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 May 09 - 11:26 AM

Amos, why didn't you say that you had run out of money and was forced to hunt and eat lizards? Or that your long pants had been stolen (or pawned?) and that you were forced to go around in your undies?

I'm sure we could have done something besides laugh.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 May 09 - 10:45 AM

Chongo has obviously spent far too much time working for bananas already. I won't stoop to rejoindersd. THe pictures tell the story.

It seems odd, too, that after so long and energetic an effort seeking to refute the very existence of Chinga, Ole Goofball is now projecting her into my timestream as a kind of backwards-march epithet. Sigh. Well, consistency is not a chimp trait of note, anyway.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 14 May 09 - 12:42 AM

I can tell ya exactly what is wrong with Amos. I guess you think he was just layin' around in the sun and drinkin' Margaritas, huh? Well, think again. I'll tell ya what he was really doin' in the sunny south, he was engagin' in way too much cavortin' around after hours with them proskirts down there, that's what! And now he is all "tuckered" out, if ya know what I mean...

He ain't got no bullets left. His tommy gun is empty. His kazoozle has kafizzled. His zuchinni has wilted. He ain't even got blanks left to fire. Elvis has left the friggin' building.

Yessiree, I know his type. They get off in some foreign land where they figger no one knows 'em and they go crrrrraAAAAZY!

I seen it enough times to know. Yup. I wasn't born at the bottom of a mine shaft. No siree.

That business with Chinga was only the tip of the iceberg. This guy has slid down the slippery slope to perdition and he ain't comin' back.

****

In regards to yer ex, Janie, count yer lucky stars that you are at least takin' steps to get clear of that guy. And watch yer back. Consider hirin' a local chimp or gorilla for security purposes. They'll work for bananas.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 13 May 09 - 11:07 PM

Oh good. Amos appears to be recovering.

Let the sniping resume:>)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 May 09 - 07:05 PM

BEauty is in the eye of the beholder, old fruit. Not the gun holder...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 May 09 - 05:54 PM

They don't have ugly sidearms.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 May 09 - 05:34 PM

Sounds like he needs a visit from half-a-dozen pissed Legionaires with long moustaches, stained suspenders, and big, ugly side-arms.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 May 09 - 01:54 PM

Sounds like a never ending loop--does it keep going through arbitration, only to be rejected?

I'm back from the high school, picking up my son's yearbook. He's still in his AP test and I wanted him to get a copy. They ordered a couple of extra cases of books, but after handing the pre-ordered books out yesterday, it seemed certain the extras would go soon. Next year I'll get my order in on time. I use my yearbook now to see if the people in the obituaries are the people I know or their family members.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 13 May 09 - 12:40 PM

Not yet. The arbitration decisions are not binding and he is going to again appeal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 May 09 - 12:16 PM

Damn, Janie. This guy sounds dangerous. Watch out for yourself. Can you now sue and get your legal fees?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 13 May 09 - 11:58 AM

I think I need some ketchup. (cheaper fix than a trip to Belize.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 13 May 09 - 11:54 AM

The Arbitor again dismissed the case as being the improper action. Unbeknownst to me, as I was paying my share of the arbitration fee at the cashier's window, Ex had walked up close behind me. I jumped out of my skin when I turned to see him standing only 24 inches away, face full of rage and saying in a menacing tone, "You're gonna be paying a whole lot more for the third round of this."

I just kept walking, but it is almost an hour later and my heart is still racing.

As I've said before in this town, this whole thing is real BS.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 May 09 - 11:20 AM

I dunno; I am thinking of getting me a big sailing catamaran , and running down to Panama and cutting over back to Ambergris; I know a fine dive master there who needs a business partner.

It would be somp'n to do, more fun than scrounging ASCII for a living.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 May 09 - 10:59 AM

C, SRS? U r o k.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 May 09 - 09:41 AM

C? I told you so!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 May 09 - 12:28 AM

Yeah--I built up a huge reserve of Vitamin Lassitude, and it needs some time to burn away.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 May 09 - 11:50 PM

Janie, since he's back in California, those mellowing agents will soon wear off.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 12 May 09 - 11:19 PM

I'm worried about Amos. He seems infected by that lassitude characteristic of those who have spent to much time on vacation in the tropic and subtropics.

Kind of reminds of the years I spent down in the Florida Keys before the new and improved road was finished and it became a "hot spot." Belize is a "hot spot", and even so, it appears to have had a profoundly soporific effect on the fellow. Not one iambic pentameter since his return.

The ketchup counsil should be informed of the marketing threat from Belize.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 May 09 - 10:43 PM

Yeah, but Janie



He's really quite a gentleman and a softie. :)



But you didn't hear it here at MOAB.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 12 May 09 - 10:31 PM

Ain't that the truth!

However, one must consider the risk of becoming "collateral damage" when it is Rapaire setting the charge.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 May 09 - 10:17 PM

Take Rapaire to court with ya. He's good at making things blow up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 May 09 - 09:30 PM

Your ex, that is, not your lawyer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 May 09 - 09:30 PM

Good, you got a lawyer. No one should go to court without one. All you have to do is hope that he blows up in front of the judge.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 12 May 09 - 09:08 PM

To the courthouse tomorrow for a court mandated arbitration with the ex.   It is very unnerving to have to sit in the same room with him and his rage.   I'm keeping my mouth shut and my eyes down and eating the one valium prescribed by my health practitioner to get me through it. Let my lawyer do the talking. he has already said he plans on taking this to superior court. Suits me, cuz then I can countersue for him to pay my legal fees, and only my legal fees.

Wish me luck.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 12 May 09 - 08:58 PM

Bring on the underwater shots!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 May 09 - 08:22 PM

I added a few more pictures to this set one of which shows the long barrier reef.

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