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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Nov 07 - 01:05 AM

Was that a delayed response to the photo I posted, Janie?

I'm getting ready to put a new roof on the house, squirrel-proof soffit vents, and try to find a squirrel-proof bird feeder. I enjoy squirrels, but prefer to keep them at arm's length. Little bastard who hung on the outer grill of my "squirrel-proof" bird feeder finally destroyed it this fall. Mostly the plastic seed holder was pretty old, but that little guy likes taking credit for trashing the feeder.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 11 Nov 07 - 12:12 AM

Squirrels...life's little speed bumps...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Nov 07 - 10:49 PM

We were discussing whether you might have turned into a Blue-Assed Laggard, LH...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Nov 07 - 10:13 PM

Huh? Oh, I guess you guys are missing me, right? Sorry about that. I got busy with other stuff. What was it you were saying?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Nov 07 - 09:28 PM

Well, I heard that because them Canadians spend all their time at Tim Horton's they get all covered with a film of grease and if they aren't careful one day they just sorta Slide South and before they know it they're wintering in Phoenix or Florida or San Diego or Schenectady or someplace. Of course, with the discrepancy in the value of the dollar they DO employ US folks as gardeners and maids and houseboys so it's not all bad, I guess.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Nov 07 - 09:16 PM

I hope LH wasn't among his take, Rapaire. Watch out for him, won't you? They sometimes slip across the border.

It's the fast food, I think.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Nov 07 - 09:06 PM

I'm back home now, and I gotta tell ya, my neighbor was out waterfowling and showed me what he'd taken. I have seldom seen such a fine bunch of Blue-Assed Laggards, certainly not since I've been out here. Of course, he shot the legal limit and only used non-lead shot, but I gotta tell ya, I was impressed. If the Blue-Assed Laggards are that good this year I just may go get a license and a stamp and go get me some...them's GOOD eatin'!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Nov 07 - 05:42 PM

...unless Little Hawk turns out to be a blue-assed laggard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Nov 07 - 11:46 AM

There's more BS still to come. Mother will not be denied, gainsaid, suppressed, undone, defeated, or undersold.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Nov 07 - 12:31 AM

Hey, Mom! You're slipping down toward the bottom! Let me help you onto the top bunk. It'll be more comfortable (and Amos or Rapaire won't accidentally sit on you if they come stumbling in late.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 05:28 PM

I think that opinion is not shared by 87% of the residents of Pittsburgh, who oughta know.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 04:23 PM

Hey, ya gotta do SOMETHING in Pittsburgh!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 03:28 PM

You Turkey Buzzard!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 02:36 PM

20502 as well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 02:36 PM

the palindromic


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 02:35 PM

20,500 and


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 02:34 PM

I'll just take


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 02:33 PM

Maybe


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 02:27 PM

Your having Commie squirrels do the work. Out in Idaho, we'd jist flatten them little Commie suckers asses and use THEM as shingles.

And get good American squirrels to do the work, too!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 11:56 AM

Don't let them get away with that; lying in the road doesn't get any shingles laid, you know. You're not paying them to take suicide breaks, after all! :D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 10:08 AM

I think the three of us who visited that link must have exhausted the server. Oh, well. It was cute while it lasted. I don't think I want to reenact it, though we do have our share of willing squirrel volunteers to lie in the road.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 10:03 AM

Amazing ability to support two contradictory ideas without even wrinkling.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 08:25 AM

GI Joe shoots commie squirrels!       That'll make my friends in the John Birch Society happy...they think that all squirrels are commie plots.

Well, I really don't think I know any Birchers, come to think of it. But there are some of the local Republicans who will be delighted.

BTW, our mayor hasjoined 700+ other mayors and dedicated the city to    attracting"green"                                                                                                                         businesses AND exceeding the Kyoto protocols.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 12:12 AM

They do get hurt and killed sometimes, but it takes a lot to take them out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 12:01 AM

So you'd hire a bunch of Commie squirrels and leave honest American squirrels to starve! Kinda thing you'd expect from SoCal folks....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 11:04 PM

I'd go with the Big Red Texas Squirrel gang, if you think they can lay the courses down straight. For one thing, they have those little paws, they have good balance, and they usually don't get hurt f they fall.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 05:24 PM

Glad to see you have that problem well in hand, LH.

No ducks for the roof? Then I'll to draft someone else to organize the workers. My choices are: squirrels (the big red Texas variety), coyotes, opossums, foxes, raccoons, buzzards, woodpeckers, owls, hawks, the list could get long.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 04:56 PM

Oh, I see. It's for releasing them, eh? Well, that's a relief. I do not have to lay out some ridiculous amount of cash then, as I do not require the codpiece after all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 04:20 PM

I am skeptical about LH needing an Extra Large codpiece. Unless he wants to put LEJ's harmonica in it.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 03:36 PM

y'see, LH - you have fallen prey to the major misconception about codpieces. They were not for *storing* of cods - they were for the easy *releasing* of same.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 03:32 PM

wooden boxes are traditional - though barrels and sacks have been used.

Or you could just nail it to a wall.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 03:06 PM

I have an extra large cod here, and I need something to store it in.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 02:53 PM

whyfor? (They aren't that hard to find)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 02:46 PM

Anyone know where I can acquire a extra large size codpiece? They don't appear to have any in the Sears or the L.L.Bean catalogs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 02:44 PM

Amos, I know that you are really an escapee from Area 51. That you got out before they could autopsy you    and that                                                                                                                                    you then assumed your current identity so that the MIBs couldn't find you. But your secret is safe with Mom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 01:07 PM

I am sure Rapaire would be happy to find you some out of work Pittsburghians who would be glad to come to Texas and work for minimum wage just to getout of the cold...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 11:26 AM

Just a tip from one who has been there, Mag: do not use ducks for this work! The lack of opposable thumbs causes too many accidents, and the rough shingles wear their little beaks out.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 11:26 AM

Well no wonder it's taking so long to get your roof fixed, Stilly!

Ducks just aren't cut out for roofing labour! (If you don't believe me - remember the cartoon whe3re Donald tried to roof a building? Pure disaster!)

Try to line up some woodpeckers - or maybe some pigs (though they tend to work in straw or twigs)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 11:20 AM

Gorgeous day today, Mom! And I'm getting my ducks lined up to put on a new roof. Maybe some of the work can begin next week. I'll have you sit a little off to one side so you're not disturbed by the falling shingles or dropped nails.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 11:14 AM

I am more than happy for you to believe that I am a spy for Microsoft, Rapaire, a conviction I can only attribute to breathing in Pittsburgh. But it is fine, it keeps my REAL identity all the more secure.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 08:11 AM

Rapaire - while you are in Pittsburgh - remmember; don't drink the water, take shallow breaths and for gods sakes if you touch anything wipe your hands down with disinfectant afterwards!

The food, however is perfectly fine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 07:03 AM

Ah-HA! Amos is a spy for Microsoft! Probably going to be the next CIO!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Nov 07 - 11:47 PM

Stilly:

I think you have a good point. Duly noted in the minutes. Should we get out some Action Items on this? Who are the stakeholders here? We need to get a real top-level sponsor for it, I think, so the meme will spread and a lot of folks get on board with it. Let's run up a pro forma battle plan and see if we can get some salutes...


(Pay no mind....this is Getaway aftershock, post partum psychosis talking...).


:D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Nov 07 - 11:26 PM

Oh, good! You can get out of town and come visit Fort Worth! I look forward to it.

Amos, Amos, Amos. Really. What were you thinking? It is incumbent on us, as the Keepers of the MOAB Flame, to plan for next year's BS.

It's an ELECTION YEAR. It's redundant to suggest we need to plan anything! It will arrive in heaping mounds. We just have to try to keep ours a pure play.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 07 - 09:51 PM

Nah, it's free wireless, but you CAN pay for premium service by the day or the week. They also charge if you have to use cat 5. I have an "invitation only" meeting tomorrow which will be on "why open source sucks" and then I give a presentation. Tomorrow evening, at 9:30 p.m. EST, all of the available Past Presidents (which includes me) will be gathered at the bar drinking a toast -- for this is the last Conference of the group. 2008 will have no Conference, and from then on we'll be meeting with our counterparts on "the other side" of the company (the 2009 meeting will be   i n                                              D al las.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Nov 07 - 07:31 PM

...in a hotel where they charge you by the second for dial-up, I assume?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 07 Nov 07 - 05:26 PM

Hi, Mom. I'm in Pittsburgh.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Nov 07 - 02:10 PM

It is incumbent on us, as the Keepers of the MOAB Flame, to plan for next year's BS. We should collect candidate BS themes, and also any suggested guidelines for regulation, process improvement, and quality-control assurance. From these, we can generate a manageable schedule of BS to maintain our status as mater prolix while distibuting the work-load against resource-hours, and optimizing the synchronization of joint inputs into the team environment.

(Sorry -- just practicing getting back into the work mindset...).


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Nov 07 - 07:10 AM

You can bring yer Depends with man, n-one will say anything...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 07 - 07:02 AM

Maybe. Depends on a lot of things: work, money, Depends....


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