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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Peace 29 Sep 07 - 08:01 PM
Rapparee 29 Sep 07 - 07:59 PM
Acme 29 Sep 07 - 07:43 PM
Amos 29 Sep 07 - 07:03 PM
Little Hawk 29 Sep 07 - 03:02 PM
Rapparee 29 Sep 07 - 02:43 PM
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Little Hawk 29 Sep 07 - 12:56 PM
Acme 29 Sep 07 - 12:26 PM
Rapparee 29 Sep 07 - 11:09 AM
GUEST 29 Sep 07 - 09:57 AM
Little Hawk 29 Sep 07 - 01:23 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Peace
Date: 29 Sep 07 - 08:01 PM

Just helping the thread on its way to post 20,000.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Sep 07 - 07:59 PM

I thought ducks had wings and used them to fly. I didn't know that ducks flew frying pans and galoshes. I can see WHY they'd fly frying pans: armor against the duck hunters. But galoshes? Would sitting down inside a galosh make it hard to see out and tell where you're going?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Sep 07 - 07:43 PM

Is a Duck Flying frying pan any relation to a duck dog?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Sep 07 - 07:03 PM

Oh, the weather outside is charming
But my friends to the North are barmying
So as long as I'm in San DiegO
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

I don't mean to be stiff or proud, oh.
We do sometimes see a cloud, oh.
And sometimes put a sweate on at night.
That's awright, that's awright, that's awright.

...

(Ducks flying frying pans and galoshes and exits stage right...)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Sep 07 - 03:02 PM

GBlrtfxl!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Sep 07 - 02:43 PM

Oh, Mom! How soon they forget the Secret MOAB Code!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Sep 07 - 02:32 PM

. . . stomp stomp stomp

Damn, but that duck dog can dig a deep hole fast. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Sep 07 - 01:07 PM

Geez, have to do everything myself


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Sep 07 - 12:56 PM

He's right! I just took a look outside myself, and it's


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Sep 07 - 12:26 PM

Someone check the satellite view over Pocatello, Idaho. Does Google show where Rapaire's words disappeared to? Is he out on the golf course, or maybe he's pulling grass in his driveway?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Sep 07 - 11:09 AM

Goddamn Gluon. Outside it's SNOWING!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Sep 07 - 09:57 AM

Here's to the fulfillment of such a possibility by the collapse of the eigenstate into a single realized reality-vector with a positive value and an appreciable perceptual density.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Sep 07 - 01:23 AM

Shatner again failed to make an appearance. I fear he may have given up on this thread, perhaps even on this forum. It's awful to contemplate, but I think it's a possibility.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 10:55 PM

Look! A big number!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 10:55 PM

Oh!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 10:54 PM

[not]


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 09:50 PM

...and the United States' "social safety net."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 07:31 PM

And the Neo-Con movement...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 05:54 PM

And the WOrld Bank, and the WTO....



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 05:49 PM

In the Supreme Court. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 05:31 PM

Yes, but his spirit lives on. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 03:58 PM

Ronald Reagan. He died. I'm sorry, Amos, but it's true. Please try not to take it too hard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 02:43 PM

this in not a dead thread - this is MOM's thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 02:31 PM

Oh. Waht's thiss all about, then?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 12:36 PM

No thanks, he's dead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 11:57 AM

Actually, Rapaire, the sentence from AG is meant to say, although it does so ambiguously, that IF leaders pervert the language THEN the country is in trouble. This is not an "IF and ONLY IF" proposition.

In Bush's case, I would say it goes without further explication.

Thus, the reverse statement (if the country is in trouble then the leader's language will be perverted) is not necessarily true, you see.
Cf. Ronald Reagan.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 09:47 AM

I'll only give up good grammar when they pluck it from my cold, dead mouth...or something like that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 09:41 AM

That's what the media tells us. They wouldn't *lie*!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 09:13 AM

You mean that the leader can do unmentionable things to skunks, napalm forests, kill and eat those who disagree with him, employ Karl Rove, have bad penmanship, play poorly with others, never share, start wars, run over lizards, sass his mother, water the workers' beer, pick fights in the school yard, fail to show up for National Guard duty, sell crack to kindergarteners, throw rocks at streetlights, moon the police, run guns to street gangs, sink Donald Trump's yacht, nuke New York, abuse sewer rats, and live in a sewage treatment plant and as long as he speaks well the country isn't in trouble?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Sep 07 - 09:01 AM

"Is our children learning?"
-- George W. Bush, January 11, 2000
"Childrens do learn."
-- George W. Bush, September 26, 2007


"The decline of civilization is reflected in the linguistic perversions of its appointed leaders."

Anthony Goethe


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 11:01 PM

And who says I wish to finish it?

Few around here do!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 08:50 PM

It would have been easier if you had done your own Google, amigo! :D, The thing is, when you are trying to resolve indeterminate clouds of possbitility, you gotta use powerful spells so the universe will think you know what you're doing and comply. Otherwise, ti gets uppity on you and kills your cat.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 05:01 PM

Oh when the sane go marchin' in,
Oh when the sane go marchin' in,
Lord I wanna be in their number
When the sane go marchin' in.

          -- Old Song Lyrics


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 04:20 PM

It's a little confusing, but logical.
Just break it down intosmall sentences and read carefully.

It's like the toe bone connected to the foot bone, the foot bones connected to the ankle-b0ne. The Anklebones connected to the trom-bone, which is why the Saints come marching in!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 04:17 PM

And who says I wish to finish it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 04:15 PM

You should know by now not to start something you can't finish in this company.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 04:07 PM

Good Christ! I should not have bothered asking, should I? ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 03:05 PM

As they say up in Vermont, "To the vectors belong the spiles."

It doesn't make a lot of sense, but then, well, that's Vermont for you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 01:44 PM

Massachusetts was going to make their State Vector be an eigenvedctor but decided to choose "North-East By North-North-East" as State Vector instead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 01:40 PM

In other words:

eigenstate (¡ä¨©¡¤gən¡äst¨¡t)
(quantum mechanics) A dynamical state whose state vector (or wave function) is an eigenvector (or eigenfunction) of an operator corresponding to a specified physical quantity. energy state



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 01:36 PM

Saw ol' Darcy Keet last night up at the Legion. He was still going with Nancy Potts, just like he has been for the last fifty or so years. Nancy's good ol' gal, putting up with Darcy like she has. They even almost got married eight or ten times, but each time Nancy backed out. She says she met Harry Truman hisself one time and he advised her about marryin' Darcy. Harry, she said, gave her the best advice she'd ever received when he told he, "If you can't stand the Keet get outa the hitchin'."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 01:24 PM

"An eigenvector of a linear transformation is a non-zero vector that is either left unaffected or simply multiplied by a scale factor after the transformation (the former corresponds to a scale factor of 1).

The eigenvalue of a non-zero eigenvector is the scale factor by which it has been multiplied.

A number λ is an eigenvalue of a linear transformation T : V → V if there is a non-zero vector x such that T(x) = λx.

The eigenspace corresponding to a given eigenvalue of a linear transformation is the vector space of all eigenvectors with that eigenvalue.

The geometric multiplicity of an eigenvalue is the dimension of the associated eigenspace.

The spectrum of a transformation on a finite dimensional vector space is the set of all its eigenvalues. (In the infinite-dimensional case, the concept of spectrum is more subtle and depends on the topology on the vector space).

For instance, an eigenvector of a rotation in three dimensions is a vector located within the axis about which the rotation is performed. The corresponding eigenvalue is 1 and the corresponding eigenspace contains all the vectors along the axis. As this is a one-dimensional space, its geometric multiplicity is one. This is the only eigenvalue of the spectrum (of this rotation) that is a real number.

In order to find the energy levels and the corresponding energy eigenstates, we must solve the time-independent Schrödinger equation.

We can solve the differential equation in the coordinate basis, using a power series method. It turns out that there is a family of solutions."

The above are excerpted from Rapaire's Introduction to Quantum Mathematics, Rapaire Publications, Rapaire, ed., 2007, Rapaire, Idaho.

Further elucidation can be found in this Rapaire article.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 11:55 AM

"eigenstates"?

Please explain.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 10:41 AM

Hey, MOM, they finished paving the street in front of my house. I warned them to avoid my big spider in the rosemary, but when we went looking for her she was gone! There are a couple of interesting cylindrical things attached firmly to the branches. Perhaps these are her last hurrah--egg sacs in place, and off she goes to the giant spider web in the woods.


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From: Amos
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 09:56 AM

It's no problem for him, he just disentangles. It's a trick many husbands try to learn, but they cannot. It requires a precise mastery of eigenstates. Duckdogs of the Boson class come by it natural.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 09:51 AM

I did and would, but it's dead. All the bark has been humped off. Gluon may have a case of arboreal venereal disease, or TTSD


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From: Amos
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 09:41 AM

Leave the tree alone, Rapaire. And don't try using that "my wife is an attorney" excuse. Just leave the damn tree alone...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 09:17 AM

Doesn't matter if Mom was applying for widder's pension, paying off a parking ticket or making a run for President, the papers were officially filed and The Bearded One (of several) was adopted and is eligible to share in Mom's estate, help pay for her care, and all that sort of thing. My Wife The Attorney says that the documants are legal, valid, were properly filed, are brass-bottomed and iron-clad, and it would take an act of Congress to overturn them -- maybe even a Constitutional Amendment.

As for Gluon, that duckdog was just passing through, I think (and hope). In Gluon's passing by all of my paint ended up in different cans so you can't tell what shade is where without opening; my black powder squirts out water instead of smoke and fire; and my car now gets 347 miles to the gallon, but runs on pig urine and the exhaust has gotten me several citations from the EPA and the local health department (a tree in my front yard is also dead from the bark being "humped off").


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From: MMario
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 09:05 AM

and *DANG* that duckdog is getting good at HTML!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Sep 07 - 12:19 AM

he is not a captain of truth. Just a boson.

Not even that. He's that rarest of family jewels, he's one of the privates.


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