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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 08:04 PM

Mom says to give MMario his coffee and leave him alone. Take your fire truck out in the back yard to play and don't fool with the laundry that's drying on the line.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 02:12 PM

Coffee for you. Soapsuds (made from lye soap) for the others.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 02:09 PM

all I wanted was a little coffee.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 02:06 PM

This is used equipment I got from Kitchener, ON. After MMario I'm going after those that owe the Library money and/or materials.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 01:13 PM

Hahaha!! And here we thought you were in Idaho!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 12:25 PM

Spoilsport. Anyway, I got better equipment. (We can now make house calls.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 12:01 PM

You guys, stop picking on MMario! Put that thing down, you can't baste the turkey with it at Thanskgiving if you do that now. No way, no how. Un Unh.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 09:32 AM

MM is bending over, Rapaire. Do your thing...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 09:26 AM

At this point I want the caffiene any way ...err...almost any way I can get it.

I want my, I want my, I want my


COFFEE


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 09:24 AM

Why? Do you want to use it too?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 09:16 AM

Alright, buddy...just put the infusion pump down, nice and easy, and leave your hands where I can see them.....



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 08:57 AM

Oh, no. You get it by colonic infusion ; it's healthier that way (or so I'm told).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 08:47 AM

this morning I really don't care - just have Nurse Ratchett run an IV and send it in.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 08:40 AM

How about some Kenya AA? Or Celebes? Or some Mexican? -- it's quite good. Or Jamaica Blue Mountain? Or some simple Kona? Freshly ground, of course, and brewed in pure, icy, spring water.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 07:55 AM

morning mom. We're out of coffee. How did this happen?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 01:41 AM

I have backspaced 5 times trying to post something insightful tonight,:::
I will not rhyme with Stilly, nor will I talk of nakedness while watching showering stars withering their life away by shooting fire in a glance of a drunken sailor or a waaywaard person that uses a's too much.
There is absolutley nothing going on from this part of the world that I need to reflect upon beside the wayward world of a drunken sailor and the love that a drunken sailor has, for the sea and rum.

Love


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 10:05 PM

Practicing, hell!! He's already shameless!! LOL!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 09:36 PM

Oh, once I was steeped in DOMhood, but then I moved to Idaho. In her clear mountain air, amidst the glorious pines, I was cleansed and now I am A New Man. But of course I always was pure of heart and free from sin and shame; now I am more so.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 08:04 PM

Just like Garrison Kiellor. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 07:54 PM

You ARE practicing to be a Republican, aren't you???? Admit it!!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 05:35 PM

No, Amos. That wasn't the joke I had in mind at all. How dirty do you think my mind is?

No, this one involves a cute little girl and a charming little boy who were allowed by their mother to get ice cream cones from the kindly old ice cream peddler down the street.

Sheesh, some people.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 03:49 PM

The story to which Mister Raapire has kindly provided the punch line concerns a penguin, who leaves his car for a mechanic to check over while he, himself, goes for an ice cream. Being a penguin, lacking hands, his consumption of the ice cream is a messy business, and when he returns to get the diagnosis he has smeared it all over his beak.

The mechanic tells him, "Well, buddy, looks like ya blew a seal."

"No, no!" the penguin protests. "This is just a little ice cream!"

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 01:51 PM

...per omnia, saecula saeculorum.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 01:50 PM

MOAB is, and was in the beginning, and ever shall be.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 01:49 PM

Sick? Perverted? Dirty Old Wo/man? Librarian? You will find that these are mathematically and semantically equal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Kim C
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 01:43 PM

Holy St. Crispin on a cracker. I can't believe this thread is still going on. :-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 12:55 PM

13331


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 12:54 PM

Sometimes I think "sick mind" and "librarian" are a bit redundant.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 11:32 AM

Rapaire - for a librarian you have a sick mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 11:28 AM

ewwwww. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 11:24 AM

"No, no, Mr. Mario sir! I swear it's only ice cream!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 11:21 AM

The kids were both gone this weekend most of the time, so all I would have been able to do would be paw checks. 16 of them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 11:06 AM

oh yes, the archery range is rife with...errrr --way too much stuff. The major problem isn't what they are doing, it is what they are NOT doing while they are busy doing what they *are* doing (however "innocent" that may be....)

Because they are *suppossed* to be working - not gazing soulfully into each others eyes; or giving their girlfriend/boyfriend a back rub, or feeding each other bites of ice cream, or ....

and unfortunately for them - that means they have to

a) be looking at the customers

b) be paying attention to the customers

c) be semi-conscious.

I don't insist on full consciousness, I'm not a slave driver. I do insist that they be at least partially aware of what is going on around them. and their glands do occasionally interfere with that. So by calling hand checks - they get jerked back into the reality of the situation - primarily - yes, I do know what they are doing, they are *NOT* "getting away" with anything, and they are dead meat if I have to talk to ANY of their parents.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 10:55 AM

I get it!

"Fair maid, wouldst that I could have you enquiver my arrow!"
"Spare my blushes, good sir, for my mother and father are nigh, but later we may discuss country matters."

And then, as the arrows whizz overhead, other shafts also reach their target. After all, they don't call it the "butts" for nothing!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 09:34 AM

well - they are standing out in the middle of an archery range...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 09:26 AM

Hand checks? It's not their hands we're worried about!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 09:07 AM

If you make them keep their hands outside the covers you don't have to do hand checks. Or is this like the old "VD Stations" the Army used to have?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 08:30 AM

HI mom. I'm home. 1585 was very very wet this weekend. I stood in six inches of water for 11.5 hours saturday.

and then to top it off, had to institue hand checks for the teens at 'hormone central'.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jul 06 - 05:31 PM

The urge is normal, I understand!! :D

Hang in there; this is just the trauma of mitosis on a large, slow scale.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 23 Jul 06 - 05:18 PM

I have wrestled the beast and won. I have returned bearing my prizes. It has taked much time effort toil and beer.

Unfortunatly, all I actually achived was to book some hotel rooms in the land of the cheese eating Garlicy surrender monkeys...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Jul 06 - 05:04 PM

Trouble is, the lessons she has learned have cost us big time. She didn't turn in any applications in time for scholarships so there are none for this year. Even with her great grades and minority status. She seems to think the money will just appear (as, in fact, our struggles and parent loans are making it do so). I want her to go on to college now, I don't want her side-tracked by waiting.

Supressing the parental urge to kill. . . as we're working on all of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Jul 06 - 04:53 PM

Sneaky tree growing up through the fence
limbs sinew through companions' arms
and into TXU wires.

The saw of amputation hovers
over the crotch of trunk and branch,
taking a tender nibble before setting down to feast.

Dog companions finding pleasure in watching
the operation from the doomed shade
are chased away with rocks and sticks.

Dying twigs and leaves shiver with each stroke
and en masse swing gracefully to the turf
butt end up and hovering for a few more strokes.

Saw down, tails wag and now to haul this sucker
out to the curb before the leaves dry and drop
all along my path out to the street.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jul 06 - 04:36 PM

The hardest thing in the world is to back off far enough to let her self-determination show. Even if she walks into lamp-posts for the first few days.

Lessons she learns by her own decision will stay real; things said by parents are as the dew at summer dawning, soon gone.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 06 - 04:35 PM

Children are the biggest conservatives there are. It's in the nature of things; they feel safe and secure and then you toss them out of the nest so they can learn the power of their own wings.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Jul 06 - 01:08 PM

You know, if they would just "get it" and start acting like grownups, then you wouldn't have to nag them. Which makes them dig in their heels worse and act more childish. It's a no-win situation with teenagers.

I was rather glad to drop her off this morning, but I did find myself stuffing an old Carol King CD in the player for the drive back home. Lots of relationship songs there. . .

Now that I'm thoroughly depressed on this hot bright day I'll go out and do some good digging in the garden. And thank goodness for pets--the dogs are always happy to see me!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jul 06 - 01:48 AM

Big Adventures!! Yeeha, Maw!!

Very best of good luck to her.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Jul 06 - 01:24 AM

Been working on priorities all evening with the 17-year-old. Getting the feet wet in college is hard work. I'm heading for bed and will get up early to stuff she and her paraphernalia into the pickup to take her to school for three days of orientation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 08:05 PM

Well, one has to get ones priorities in order. It would help if I could remember what they are, or in fact if I have any....

I must stay away more often, the poetry improves.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 06:37 PM

I'm glad you stopped in to see MOM before you headed out to mingle with the chaps on the boob thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 04:40 PM

I'm Back! Glad to see nothing changes round here...


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