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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST 12 Jan 05 - 11:27 AM
GUEST,Rapaire 12 Jan 05 - 11:24 AM
GUEST,flamenco ted 12 Jan 05 - 10:56 AM
GUEST 12 Jan 05 - 10:54 AM
GUEST 12 Jan 05 - 10:52 AM
GUEST 12 Jan 05 - 10:51 AM
GUEST,JennyO 12 Jan 05 - 10:34 AM
GUEST,Georgian Pewter Utensil 12 Jan 05 - 10:19 AM
GUEST,MMario 12 Jan 05 - 10:14 AM
GUEST,Stilly River Sage 12 Jan 05 - 10:04 AM
GUEST,Rapaire 12 Jan 05 - 09:17 AM
GUEST,JennyO 12 Jan 05 - 09:06 AM
GUEST 12 Jan 05 - 08:50 AM
JennyO 12 Jan 05 - 01:17 AM
JennyO 12 Jan 05 - 01:12 AM
Acme 12 Jan 05 - 12:34 AM
Amos 11 Jan 05 - 10:39 PM
Rapparee 11 Jan 05 - 10:10 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Jan 05 - 09:47 PM
Amos 11 Jan 05 - 08:21 PM
Rapparee 11 Jan 05 - 08:10 PM
Little Hawk 11 Jan 05 - 06:45 PM
Acme 11 Jan 05 - 06:43 PM
Little Hawk 11 Jan 05 - 05:44 PM
Rapparee 11 Jan 05 - 04:59 PM
Amos 11 Jan 05 - 04:01 PM
Rapparee 11 Jan 05 - 03:06 PM
Acme 11 Jan 05 - 02:33 PM
Amos 11 Jan 05 - 02:14 PM
Rapparee 11 Jan 05 - 01:08 PM
Little Hawk 11 Jan 05 - 01:03 PM
MMario 11 Jan 05 - 01:00 PM
Little Hawk 11 Jan 05 - 12:58 PM
MMario 11 Jan 05 - 12:43 PM
Amos 11 Jan 05 - 12:37 PM
Acme 11 Jan 05 - 11:47 AM
Rapparee 10 Jan 05 - 06:55 PM
Acme 10 Jan 05 - 03:29 PM
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Rustic Rebel 10 Jan 05 - 01:24 PM
GUEST,MMario 10 Jan 05 - 01:21 PM
Acme 10 Jan 05 - 01:11 PM
GUEST,MMario 10 Jan 05 - 12:56 PM
Acme 10 Jan 05 - 12:34 PM
Rapparee 10 Jan 05 - 11:41 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Jan 05 - 11:27 AM

Crude numerical interloper with a shallow sense of BS.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 12 Jan 05 - 11:24 AM

Well, Fl. Ted's head will never explode.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,flamenco ted
Date: 12 Jan 05 - 10:56 AM

5600!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Leadfingers, eat my shorts! I have left you in the dust again! THE highest 100th post ever, is mine!
               Flamenco, the true path!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Jan 05 - 10:54 AM

5599


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Jan 05 - 10:52 AM

5598


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Jan 05 - 10:51 AM

5597


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,JennyO
Date: 12 Jan 05 - 10:34 AM

*sings*

All Australian boys need a head
A place to keep your brain in
Keep dry when it's rainin'
To stop yer pillow movin' round yer bed
Yeah all Australian boys need a head...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Georgian Pewter Utensil
Date: 12 Jan 05 - 10:19 AM

I say! That Rapaire feller certainly gives a good head, doesn't he??

G.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 12 Jan 05 - 10:14 AM

jaysus! if answering 3 out of the seven means you are at high risk - what the heck does seven out of seven mean?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Jan 05 - 10:04 AM

Gives a new meaning to getting some head, doesn't it?

I probably shouldn't have put my name on this one. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 12 Jan 05 - 09:17 AM

A head exploded in Moscow recently and brought this terrorist weapon to our attention. We know now that terrorist could board an aircraft and use his head for a bomb by doing the Sunday NYT crossword puzzle! Today, I have directed the Transportation Safety Administration and the FAA to ban all heads on the nation's airplanes.

Nor can we let terrorists defeat this great nation by using their heads. After prolonged discussion with the National Security Agency, we have determined that there is a head gap. To protect ourselves, we must have -- we will have -- more heads than the terrorists! It will be a sacrifice for Americans, but today I call upon all of you to grow another head! Just one, but more if you can, and defeat the terrorist head bomb threat! My administration will pour whatever resources and money it takes into our now "Get A Head, America!" initiative, and we will do this without raising taxes. Remember -- get a head and defeat terrorism. For America. For your future and your children's future.

I thank you, and good night.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,JennyO
Date: 12 Jan 05 - 09:06 AM

What was that you said, Amos? You'll have to speak up. I can't hear because of this awful humming noise in my head....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Jan 05 - 08:50 AM

This is very unsettling news, Jenny. I need some ice cream. I am not going to allow my skull to explode, spraying my office with bits of brain and blood. Good help is too hard to find these days. Just thinking about it makes my head hurt. This is terrible.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 12 Jan 05 - 01:17 AM

Note the synchronicity of the timing on the previous post -

Date 1-12 Time 1-12

But what does it all mean..........


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 12 Jan 05 - 01:12 AM

Here is some food for thought on Spontaneous Combustion - if you dare to think at all after reading this!!!

                               Spontaneous Combustion

Weekly World News - MOSCOW

Doctors are blaming a rare electrical imbalance in the brain for the bizarre death of a chess player whose head literally exploded in the middle of a championship game!

No one else was hurt in the fatal explosion but four players and three officials at the Moscow Candidate Masters' Chess Championships were sprayed with blood and brain matter when Nikolai Titov's head suddenly blew apart. Experts say he suffered from a condition called Hyper-Cerebral Electrosis or HCE.

"He was deep in concentration with his eyes focused on the board," says Titov's opponent, Vladimir Dobrynin. "All of a sudden his hands flew to his temples and he screamed in pain. Everyone looked up from their games, startled by the noise. Then, as if someone had put a bomb in his cranium, his head popped like a firecracker."

Incredibly, Titiov's is not the first case in which a person's head has spontaneously exploded. Five people are known to have died of HCE in the last 25 years. The most recent death occurred just three years ago in 1991, when European psychic Barbara Nicole's skull burst. Miss Nicole's story was reported by newspapers worldwide, including WWN. "HCE is an extremely rare physical imbalance," said Dr. Anatoly Martinenko, famed neurologist and expert on the human brain who did the autopsy on the brilliant chess expert. "It is a condition in which the circuits of the brain become overloaded by the body's own electricity. The explosions happen during periods of intense mental activity when lots of current is surging through the brain. Victims are highly intelligent people with great powers of concentration. Both Miss Nicole and Mr. Titov were intense people who tended to keep those cerebral circuits overloaded. In a way it could be said they were literally too smart for their own good."

Although Dr. Martinenko says there are probably many undiagnosed cases, he hastens to add that very few people will die from HCE. "Most people who have it will never know. At this point, medical science still doesn't know much about HCE. And since fatalities are so rare it will probably be years before research money becomes available."

In the meantime, the doctor urges people to take it easy and not think too hard for long periods of time. "Take frequent relaxation breaks when you're doing things that take lots of mental focus," he recommends.

(As a public service, Weekly World News added a sidebar titled HOW TO TELL IF YOUR HEAD'S ABOUT TO BLOW UP:)

Although HCE is very rare, it can kill. Dr. Martinenko says knowing you have the condition can greatly improve your odds of surviving it. A "yes" answer to any three of the following seven questions could mean that you have HCE:

1. Does your head sometimes ache when you think too hard? (Head pain can indicate overloaded brain circuits.)

2. Do you ever hear a faint ringing or humming sound in your ears? (It could be the sound of electricity in the skull cavity.)

3. Do you sometimes find yourself unable to get a thought out of your head? (This is a possible sign of too much electrical activity in the cerebral cortex.)

4. Do you spend more than five hours a day reading, balancing your checkbook, or other thoughtful activity? (A common symptom of HCE is a tendency to over-use the brain.)

5. When you get angry or frustrated do you feel pressure in your temples? (Friends of people who died of HCE say the victims often complained of head pressure in times of strong emotion.)

6. Do you ever overeat on ice cream, doughnuts and other sweets? (A craving for sugar is typical of people with too much electrical pressure in the cranium.)

7. Do you tend to analyze yourself too much? (HCE sufferers are often introspective, "over-thinking" their lives.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Jan 05 - 12:34 AM

Naw--that would be Ma Kettle on this thread, you silly!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 10:39 PM

WOW!! Talk about the pothole calling the blackhole "Pa Kettle" or whatever...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 10:10 PM

Warning is herewith given! The Comet Macholz is in the skies! See what it did to this spy satellite! The End is beginning! Repent or you'll be sorry later!



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 09:47 PM

Greetings, ya'll.

Somewhere it is written that the end of one year and/or the beginning of the next shall, for me, be accompanied by the failure of at least one major mechanical or electronic device. In 2003/2004, both the pump to our water well and my wife's car died. For 2004/2005 it has been the washing machine and the computer. But, courtesy of my step-daughter, I'm now toodling along on this iMac and courtesy of a techie friend my PC has been fixed for the mere cost of a new hard-drive so I now have two working computers. Now I've just gotta go get a new washin' machine.

Anyway, gonna catch up on summa whut's been goin' on around here. Catch ya later.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 08:21 PM

Frieyends and nayibors, we have seen the Birth of a Cult before our very eyes!! An Over Unity Energy Source variant cult, an intersection of Geller, Hubbard, and Brown which as it expands will convince thousands in the reality of Little Hawk's reversal of Entropy by applying age old aphorisms, including the pot calling the kettle black.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 08:10 PM

Interesting. There is nothing in that old statement/question that says that the pot has to be on or near a heat source. I will therefore assume that the pot LH was watched experienced a violation of the Second Law of Thermodynamics by spontaneously heating itself to the point where it melted.

This is a first, a genuine first! The Second Law of Thermodynamics is not, therefore, a law! Entropy decreased, actually decreased! It is possible that, because of this, we can have perpetual motion! The possibilities are endless and to an extent frightening.

If LH would be so kind to write this up as an article for a juried journal he could, possibly, win the Nobel Prize and the money that goes with it.

Holy Snowboarding Christ, it means free energy!! And free energy means the end of OPEC and all that -- and the President of the USA is an oilman! The world as we know it will be changed, changed utterly.

A terrible beauty is born.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 06:45 PM

You need counseling, Stilly. I am a friend, and I am telling you...get help now! :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 06:43 PM

Considering that the house burned down from the fire started when the empty pan melted on the shorted-out shell of a stove top, he's lucky he saw anything. Boiling was only acheived when the structure's flames were so hot that the metal began to bubble. Seems no one explained to Little Hawk the concept that the contents of the pot, not the pot itself, should boil.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 05:44 PM

Yes. I watched one for 17 hours once, and it finally did. It was quite an ordeal, and hardly worth the results.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 04:59 PM

Time? Or duration? Within a relativistic universe, such as we have, it makes a difference. Time becomes, for example, the "fourth dimension" ("The airplane blew up 643 miles west of Chicago, 238 miles north of Kansas City, 30,000 feet up, at 8:12 a.m. today"). Given the time differentials inherent in Einstein's Theory, you should also make allowances for the various speeds involved. Duration, of course, is not time. Is duration affected by the speed of light considerations of Einstein's Theory? Does duration "speed up" with acceleration, while maintaining a "steady" rate on the control object? Does a watched pot EVER boil?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 04:01 PM

Give that boy a Roads scholarship. I am so disappointed I misestimated the time. Darn.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 03:06 PM

I'm two hours earlier. I am a true middle-of-the roady.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 02:33 PM

Amos, I'm an hour earlier than Mudcat time. You're three hours earlier. The day we catch up, the earth will have been squashed flat in the path of an inter-galactic motorway.

Do you have your towel ready?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 02:14 PM

Oooo--did I make it????


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 01:08 PM

How very lucky!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 01:03 PM

No. Matter of fact, I don't think I have yet had a dream with Shatner in it...

Gad! That's disturbing. Something is seriously wrong here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 01:00 PM

Was Shatner in it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 12:58 PM

What? Nobody wants to hear about my dream that had Joan Baez and Bob Dylan in it? NO ONE???


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 12:43 PM

the trick is to try and post on 1-11 at 13:11 o'clock


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 12:37 PM

"11 Jan 05 - 11:47 AM

Is there any cache in 1-11? It's 10:45. Nothing there. Humph. No significant numbers noticable today.

Life goes on."

I think I saw a few significant numbers in there, Mag!! :>D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Jan 05 - 11:47 AM

Is there any cache in 1-11? It's 10:45. Nothing there. Humph. No significant numbers noticable today.

Life goes on.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 06:55 PM

Hah! I bagged 5566! And I got dibs on 5665 and 6666, too. Especially the last one, 'cause you came make a lot of 666s out of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 03:29 PM

G** D***ed Google ads--you can't even write in invisible ink without it noticing. So much for not embarrassing someone when you ask politely if they had lice.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 02:35 PM

Down at the bottom, in the Google Ads, it reads:

Eliminate Lice Forever
LiceRx? Works Instantly - No Combs easy to use and gentle on the scalp         

Head Lice Prevention
Hair Care Prevents Lice-No chemical Great Internet Specials

There are no lice in MOAB! Many other things, but no lice of any sort, 'cause MOABites are hygenic and clean and stuff!

COOT: Louse. Pre-war [WW1] term, said to be derived from a titled lady who had suffered this misfortune.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 01:24 PM

Love those swizzle sticks. Very appropriate Rapaire. Don't let them talk you out of sending shit in the mail, I get some kind of shit in the mail everyday.

P.Ssss. Now's the time for some real bullshitting to start eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 01:21 PM

Cooties - they looked like giant plastic ants - you had to play and assemble your cootie - first one to assemble the entire cootie won.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 01:11 PM

No. What were you playing with? I was a wild child, playing in the woods near our home. Trying to catch birds, chipmonks, squirrels, rabbits, various small critters. No cooties.


Will use the MudCat on the QT code here:

It wasn't that time you had head lice, was it? Catching the nits might be construed as cooties. I wouldn't know, having [knock wood!] never encountered them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 12:56 PM

And there's no such thing as cooties

So what were those things we used to play with? (remember?)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 12:34 PM

Sorry, I forgot your dibs, and no one else seemed to be around so I thought "whattheheck" and went for it. I even sent some good links (wasn't that a killer jellyfish?).

Maybe you'll be here for 101010. Or 111111. The big next one to aim at is, of course, 6666, unless you want to wait for 5678.

Anyway, no boogers. I keep my nose clean! And there's no such thing as cooties (but I wish I could get rid of the mealy bugs on a plant a friend gave me--it has to live in the yard to avoid infecting the rest of the house plants).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 11:41 AM

Hope she gets boogers! And cooties! Nyah!

...didn't want it anyway....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 09:42 AM

Sorry, Rapaire. Time appears to be quite ineluctable in our neighborhood, a unidirectional arrow. I told you children you should have chose the quantum physics block, but you had your hearts set on this BS thing, and see where we are?

Mom


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 09:18 AM

MOM!!!


SRS stole my
5555!! Make her
give it back!! I called dibs a long time ago!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Jan 05 - 11:53 PM

5555!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Jan 05 - 11:52 PM

Or, a soft number like 5554. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Jan 05 - 11:51 PM

Or if not eggs, jellyfish.


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