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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Bee-dubya-ell 18 Feb 09 - 04:26 PM
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Little Hawk 18 Feb 09 - 02:38 PM
Rapparee 18 Feb 09 - 11:28 AM
MMario 18 Feb 09 - 10:27 AM
Little Hawk 18 Feb 09 - 10:15 AM
Rapparee 18 Feb 09 - 09:29 AM
MMario 18 Feb 09 - 09:10 AM
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Amos 18 Feb 09 - 04:47 AM
Little Hawk 17 Feb 09 - 11:55 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Feb 09 - 04:26 PM

From the Wikipedia article on Skaneateles:

In 2006 164 residential properties in the Town of Skaneateles were assessed at more than a million dollars, compared to only two such properties in all the rest of Onondaga County.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Feb 09 - 03:07 PM

Last time I was in "downtown" Skaneateles it looked like a summer community for rich folks. And isn't there a big estate out by the water? I bought a krumkake iron in a gourmet shop, first place I'd seen one, and I probably paid too much, but I'd been wanting one for a long time. I still have it. I recall that it was a place that was quite proud of itself. My friend I used to visit there was married to a local, in the Fonda family. Same family as Henry.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Feb 09 - 02:38 PM

LOL! Oh, you are so right, Mario. They haven't changed at all in the past 40 years, I guess, have they?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Feb 09 - 11:28 AM

But it could well be colloquial.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 18 Feb 09 - 10:27 AM

Skaneateles ain't "quaint". Stuck up, hoity toity, self-aggrandizing, and bigoted. But not "quaint".

Quaint would be so common, Skaneateles would never be quaint.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Feb 09 - 10:15 AM

You're referring to downtown Skaneateles, aren't you, MMario?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Feb 09 - 09:29 AM

Exactly! Like "They're erecting something quaint and colloquial." That means it'll be something obscene. Or "My, isn't that colloquial and quaint?", which means, of course, that the vice squad will have to close it down if they can stomach getting close enough to do so.

I got me a degree in English (lit) and I've studied linguistics (lit), so I know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 18 Feb 09 - 09:10 AM

Everyone knows that "colloquial" means "dirty, filthy, obscene to the highest degree

except when it means "quaint" - which is itself is obscene to the highest degree


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Feb 09 - 08:42 AM

See? Sr. Guerra was right! Everyone knows that "colloquial" means "dirty, filthy, obscene to the highest degree."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Feb 09 - 04:47 AM

It's colloquial.

That's why!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 11:55 PM

Babelfish had a little trouble with it. This is what it says:

"Papele lives the towel! Hummed made fun of zumbai already! Papele lives the towel Hummed made fun of zumbai already! Fresh and spilled coffee! And Even puppy urine! Ai, my breast, ai, my breast! Drippings after sex! That they are useful for everything! Papele lives the towel! Hummed made fun of zumbai already!"

Puzzling.

My guess is that Amos intended to say:

Long live toilet paper! Long live toilet paper! Fresh and spilled coffee! Even dog urine! Oh, mama! Oh, mama! Drippings after sex! It's good for everything! Long live toilet paper!

The only part that totally baffles me and which I have no explanation for is "Hummed made fun of zumbai already!"...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 11:52 PM

I am truly honored, sir, to have so much unwanted attention sent in my direction.

Tell your friends they must first listen and watch the Ten Greatest You Tube Videos of all time. THEN they will understand. And, need I say, the Cancion de los Toallas de Papel is dedicated to Mom's Own Book Boy, Rapaire. For reasons that shall not be named.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 09:53 PM

Amos, I showed you "little ditty" to my friend (and Library Board member) Sr. Guerra. He thought it quite possibly the filthiest, most obscene thing he'd ever read and is contacting the Mexican authorities to arrest and imprison you if you ever again cross the border into Mexico. He is considering contacting some gangsters in San Diego he knows to, in his words, "make [you] part of the Great Majority, but slowly, slowly."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 07:30 PM

THinking better of M. Hack is not an uncommon error, Rapaire. Why, I've made it myself!!

But anyway, I am glad you liked my little Spanish ditty to paper towels, Little Hawk.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 04:39 PM

Ha! Ha! Great song, Amos!

Sorry, Rapaire, I just couldn't resist.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 04:12 PM

That there's one of them Southern Californy versions of "Kumbaya," right?

LH, I thought better of you. Now you're talking like Shame used to, insulting someone who tries to do you good. Tsk, tsk.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 02:09 PM

Viva la toalla papele!
Zumbada zumbada zumbai ya!
Viva la toalla papele
Zumbada zumbada zumbai ya!
Fresca y cafe derramado!
Y Incluso cachorro orina!
Ai, mi mama, ai, mi mama!
Goteos después de coito!
Que son útiles para todo!
Viva la toalla papele!
Zumbada zumbada zumbai ya!

Alfonse Avenida de Madisones
Ccanciones Commerciales para mi Pueblo
Guadalajara, 1949


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 12:27 PM

27701


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 12:22 PM

It's "mis cojones", you idiota. I've heard they resemble dessicated raisins...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 12:18 PM

Which could use a little Bounty of their own, given their usual mode of use...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 11:50 AM

Sorry.

It should be "Viva mes cojones!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 11:43 AM

Amos, you're the quicker-picker-upper, and got the reference, the rest of them are still off in VIVA-land.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 11:42 AM

Viva me cojones!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 11:37 AM

Viva las encantadas!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 11:36 AM

I'm just plying around, picking things up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 10:57 AM

You guys are on a roll, aren't you?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 10:05 AM

Such a Bounty of Vivas here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 09:32 AM

Viva paper towels!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 03:25 AM

Until the Revolution. Come the Revolution you will all be stood up in front of The Wall and you KNOW what happens next.

Viva la Revolucion! Viva la Guerra de Liberdad! Viva la Quinze Brigada! Viva el Zorro! Viva Muiretta! Viva los Muertos!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 11:48 PM

I like it. ;-) Capitalism doing what it does best...and I'm sure it is of much benefit to Mexico.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 11:33 PM

You guys from Wonderland ought to come down and watch the flow into San Ysidro from Tijuana on a typical afternoon, and count the discount medical and dental patients who have been a l'otro lado for a day of thinning, filling, botox, detox, or any other treatment you can imagine. They come across in their scores and hundreds every day. Within a short walk's distance from the San Ysidro gateway, there are a hundred or two pharmacies, and an equal number of dentists. Something must be happening to keep them all in business.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 10:59 PM

Yes, somewhere in the greater San Diego area there's a dentist having to eat Porterhouse steak tonight instead of Chateaubriand and it's all Amos's fault.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 10:46 PM

It is shocking, isn't it, Rapaire? I think Homeland Security should be informed that Amos is spending American money outside these Yew-nited States of America!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 10:09 PM

Amos only despises self-referential first-person decrepitude because he's never had it prepared the right way. The proper way to cook a mess of self-referential first-person decrepitude is to grill it on an open fire fueled by Möbius strips. Now that's some good eatin'!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 09:54 PM

Mom, if Amos doesn't start using dentists and oral surgeons in the US the American Dental Association is gonna come for him. How dare he spend LESS that anyone else? Why, the ingratitude is overwhelming! Look at the "Crest" endorsements and figure how much that alone cost!

Humph!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 09:18 PM

I positively and absolutely deeeSPISE self-referential first-person decrepitude in my own context....truly, I do!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 07:54 PM

MOM, I'm going to the eye doctor tomorrow (don't tell Nurse Ratched, I don't need her deciding to check my stiff neck before I leave the house. I know it's there because I'm tipping my head back to see my computer screen).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 07:42 PM

What? I come home from Jackson Hole and GTNP and you think I was at some sort of GOP tent revival with LH?? At -7 F.??? In the middle of the National Elk Refuge????

(Calling Nurse Ratchet! Help needed with Mr. Amos!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 06:00 PM

Whaddya talkin' about??? Chongo already IS someone respectable.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 05:53 PM

Boy, you and Rapaire must be fresh back from the Great GOP Revival committee meeting, LH!! I have never seen such rampant and frabjous and unctuous venal mendacity in all my born days. Poor, poor Chinga. All she ever wanted to do was see her brother become somebody respectable; but alas, 'twas ne'er to be!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 04:13 PM

5 degrees below freezing here today. That's pretty mild for February.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 12:40 PM

North Texas - 39 today as opposed to 59 yesterday and 75 a couple of days earlier.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 12:34 PM

Well Mom, I'm heading home. 0F this a.m., compared to -7 yesterday.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 12:23 PM

Chongo's poor showing in the election was due to one thing, Amos. Specism. Rank prejudice. As for Chinga...she's not his sister. She's some kind of troublemaker who is pretending to be his sister. She was probably paid off to do it by some of Chongo's political enemies. I know you were very worried about the damage that the APP could do to your candidate, Mr Obama, and the votes they might siphon off from the Democrats, so I'm not a bit surprised that you are involved with this simian Mata Hari who acted to sabotage Chongo's campaign. Shame, sir, shame! Fie!

p.s. - I'll see your swan and raise you 2 Emus and a Great Northern Auk.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 10:39 AM

We get a modest eye exam and glasses coverage at work and dental that is fine as long as nothing is wrong, but those co-pays shoot way up if you have to have word done outside of regular cleanings. They act like your eyes and teeth aren't a part of your health. It's time all of those things were lumped together, yet truth be told, most "traditional" health care plans probably booted those two out because too many folks actually need glasses and dental work. It's like kicking out those with "pre-existing conditions."

So how long do you have to eat a mashed potatoe diet, Amos?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 02:26 AM

See, that's where you and old Chongo have SO much in common, LH. You're both more than willing to turn your back on the hard-working gal who has given her all for you, who is the real secret behind your good fortune; but you will turn and walk out on her without so much as a thank you!! Feckless ingratitude!! No wonder Chongo never got any votes; his turpitude was showing and the voters knew it!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 09:01 PM

I don't figure Canada's much better in that respect, Bee-Dub. Dental work is very expensive here and it is NOT covered by our health insurance program! It's the big gaping hole in the program. Most of the other medical stuff is covered, but not dental...unless it is surgery done in a hospital by an M.D. I have no other notable medical expenses most of the time, but dental is a killer. If I was close to Mexico, and I knew the right place to go, I'd probably do exactly what Amos is doing.....aside from the visits with Chinga, that is! (shudder) I wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot pole. Not even a six inch pole. Uh-uh.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 08:38 PM

Little Hawk probably doesn't realize how expensive dental procedures are in the US. Periodontists, for example, commonly use a contract that requires patients remit 50% of their monthly incomes until they die. Then, should they be reincarnated in human form, they must resume payments upon their new incarnation's 21st birthday. It's called the "Dental Karmic Wheel Program" and, once you get on, the only way off is to come back as a whelk.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 08:14 PM

The pot roast is about ready to serve up. I had some cheap red wine so I poured it into the sauce. Oughta give it a nice zip! It's all nice and soft for Amos' poor sore mouth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 12:16 PM

What an ingrate! I insisted for months that Chinga did not exist for one and only one reason, Amos. To protect your reputation. I didn't want the sordid details of your interspecies romance to ever be revealed to the world at large. I tried and tried to get you to shut up about Chinga, but you just wouldn't listen, you went on and on, and now it's too late! Your situation has become painfully obvious even to bored housewives in Schenectady. Still, I will stand by you, old buddy. That's the kind of friend I am. Yessiree. Friends like that are not easy to find, but you can count on me, even if you are living in denial 24 hours a day and consorting with a flea-ridden, disease-carrying simian sex maniac with the manners and morals of an alley cat.


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