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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Oct 08 - 12:10 AM

Just got in from hearing Juan Williams (of NPR and, oddly enough, FOX news) speak on campus. It was simply the best lecture on politics I've heard in ages, possibly in my lifetime. And I got a question in (written), first one, and he took 10 minutes to answer it. Wow! I took my 16-year-old son and he listened very intently. If ever he was to pay attention to a commencement speech in high school or college graduation, I'd want him to listen to this one. It was that good. A call to pay attention, to social and political action.

It was funny, he said people on campus today would approach and say they saw him on FOX, and others would walk up and say "I know your voice, it's nice to put a face with it." And he paused then noted that it was two completely different groups of people, the FOX viewers and the NPR listeners. No kidding!

Now I'm headed to bed. All of that skunk activity last night and bathing dogs off and on today wore me out. They still stink, but not like they did.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 08 - 11:08 PM

It's okay, Amos. It's okay. Little Hawk is okay now. Take these nice pills like a good boy. THERE you go! All nice and good now....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 08 - 10:59 PM

Mom:

Little Hawk is getting worse. See if he's been palming his meds again and slipping them into his socks drawer, wouldja???



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 08 - 06:59 PM

Cheny actually went to Chinga--first as a client, then later (int he way these things often go, oddly) as a supplicant. He begged her to help him give up his evil ways and get straight with America. She declined. "Getting straight must come from within," she said. "Any Dick knows that."


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Oct 08 - 06:21 PM

Chongo could have straightened Bush out on that if Bush had ever asked him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 08 - 06:18 PM

That's it, thinking with your Dick again....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 08 - 05:49 PM

If only Bush had consulted with Mom. If only Reagan had. Monm knows BS and she knows economics. If only Henry Paulson had come to her and said, "Mom, its lookin' bad--what should we do??" But noooooooo.



Cheny was the one who stopped the idea, I am sure. If it hadn't have been for him, Paulson and Bush would have come here and gotten a hatful of first-rate advice.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 08 - 09:51 AM

LOL! I've often thought you were the Green Hungarian sort, Monsieur. But I was afraid to ask.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 08 - 09:44 AM

Nah, the quality deteriorated. I used to like a good California Green Hungarian, for example, or something from Firestone Vineyards. Even some of the brandies were good. Now they're developing wines for specialty niches, like the new one for the geriatric set. A glass in the evening is supposed to let you sleep through the night -- it's called Pinot Moore. No quality control anymore.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 08 - 09:38 AM

YEah, they went the way of the French wines--too good not to become cliches.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 08 - 09:31 AM

Well Mom, I'm going to a wine tasting this evening. We're going to taste wines from Oregon, Idaho, Washington, British Columbia, and even Utah. But not from California, because California wines aren't what they used to be.

I've got one of the last bottles of a red from Missouri called "Hunter's Red". Sweetish, but excellent. Nauvoo is making wines again, and have been making some nice drys, but they still have a way to go. Michigan, of course, is still doing very well; so is upstate New York. Ohio and Indiana, even Kentucky, are producing some pretty fair products. Too bad about California wines, though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 08 - 10:21 PM

Yeah, I'm gonna pop into the Courthouse Annex and vote sometime this week -- maybe tomorrow. For a really good time, drop around the Library on November 4 -- we're a polling place for TWO precincts!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Oct 08 - 10:21 PM

Politiculi completii!!





There ya go!! Our votes are cast, and I feel much better. Thanks heavens for a stable address and mail-in ballots.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Oct 08 - 09:45 PM

Somebody wave a wand and make all of the politics go away.

Early voting starts one of these days soon and I'm going to get at the head of the line and get it out of the way.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 08 - 09:21 PM

Professor McGonigle pointed her wand at Dumbledore. "Viagra!" she said, but without effect. Then Snape walked into the room and Dumbledore snapped to attention.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 08 - 09:05 PM

Merda taurorum animas conturbit, et non gradus anus rodentum donato.

Harry Potter pointed his wand at Ron and Hermione and shouted, "Coitus interruptus!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Oct 08 - 08:09 PM

Hmmm. It sounded like something Harry Potter would say when he's pointing his wand at a bad guy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Oct 08 - 07:54 PM

Well, "Ascend yours" is of course a very different sentiment than the English "up yours" which has the tacit prefix "put it...".   Nevertheless, since it is obvious you meant to send me an insult it, I shall accept your good intent and proceed to feel thoroughly insulted, as soon as I can remember how that is done. Give me a little time and I might even be able to drum up some really incandescent resentment and a deep desire for revenge. But probably not--I've kinda forgotten the trick of it.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 08 - 06:31 PM

Why would I want to do that?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Oct 08 - 06:00 PM

Could you also tell him to "get stuffed" in Latin? ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 08 - 05:51 PM

YOUR Latin isn't very good. The exact translation is "Up yours!" (tuum = yours; ascendare = to go up, to ascend; imperative is "ascendo" or the same as the first person singular and blame the Romans for THAT). Remember what we used say back in The Day, "Homo sapiens non urinat in ventum."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Oct 08 - 05:43 PM

Unfortunately, your Latin isin't quite up to snuff. "Up with you!!" is a sentiment I can accept gladly. Or, perhaps you meant "I rise with you!"??? ANd it's true, isn't it? We must all rise together, or we will surely wilt separately.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 08 - 04:45 PM

Ascendo tuum, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Oct 08 - 04:02 PM

THat's No BEl ringing in your ears, pal. Tralalalala.





A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 08 - 03:46 PM

Tinnitus, tinnitus, semper tinnitus,
Oh tautem est gaudeum in aperta traha-e-a...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Oct 08 - 03:34 PM

Now it has been mentioned on another thread, so let's try this again:


♪ ♪ SNOW ♪ ♪ ♪

Now it's time to sing the song from White Christmas. Or pretty soon it is, anyway.

It's just SO UNBELIEVABLE, MOM, that they're talking about snow in October.

October!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Oct 08 - 12:38 PM

Heck, last week at a map conference on campus I met an investment banker and a real estate developer--who are both voting for Obama. At least one is a Republican, but he said Palin was the last straw. No way he wants her in office if McCain's cancer comes back or age otherwise catches up.

They're from Colorado, so they may have experienced the snow and the blow also.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 08 - 11:25 AM

Not all Mormons are like that. I know some who will even vote for Obama. At least two or three.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Oct 08 - 10:55 AM

ANd there was a lot of wind, too...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Oct 08 - 10:00 AM

So you're saying you got a Mormon snow job?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Oct 08 - 09:53 AM

Mormons above, Mormons below,
Mormons harassing the state with Snow!
They must be well connected to the Powers Up Above,
But if the Episopalians were running the connection,
They'd send love.
Love, above, and love below
A kinder thing to send than Snow.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 08 - 09:11 AM

Ya think WE'RE happy about it?

But blame Salt Lake City -- it all came up from the south. (Did you know that SLC is one of the worst cities for air quality in the US? 'S true.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Oct 08 - 12:38 AM

SNOW!!!

(I repeat myself, but sheesh, it's only October 12, ferchristsake! Pace yourselves, or you'll have winter for 7 or 8 months, at this rate!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 08 - 09:33 PM

Well, then, you should send her home to her mother.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 08 - 08:04 PM

The antibiotics cleared it right up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 08 - 07:59 PM

By the time they get to Monaco, REAL Amos is likely to be summering in the islands of Maine. How's their budget?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 08 - 07:43 PM

It's okay, they're safe and warm in Inkom. Twelve miles a day on beans and hay and beer and whisk(e)y and run and vodka and poteen and bacon and cabbage. By tomorrow night they'll reach Rattlesnake, maybe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 08 - 07:10 PM

Well, if its any comfort, they never made it to San Diego.


Of course they could have Gotten a Clue that the REAL Amos is not in San Diego, but is cruising off the coast of Monaco in a 75-foot catamaran motorsailor. These things have been known to happen.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 08 - 06:23 PM

Six bloody !@$%&^!! inches of s**w. Ice. Cars sliding off the roads. But ha! ha! we have spent the day snug inside!

Oh my god...the Legionaires were leaving last night on Operation Find Amos And Rescue Him From Women Bikers In Spadex Biker Pants And Funny Hats. I wonder....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Oct 08 - 03:39 PM

That horse has a story to tell.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 08 - 03:16 PM

Unless you're out trying to help the Sewer Horse take over the world.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 08 - 03:14 PM

You guys better start drinking Brawndo or sompn or you'll snooze your dear ole Maw right off the page!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Oct 08 - 10:09 AM

I guess mine would too!! Wotta lot o' woik!

Oh! I have come to the conclusion that there is a distinct unnoticed parallel between the American Dream of house and family and the legendary wormholes, or Einstein-Rosen bridges in spacetime.

The difference is that wormholes theoretically allow FTL travel, while the American Dream delays motion in n-1 dimensions.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 11 Oct 08 - 11:55 PM

Lovely day int the mid 70's here.

We got the shed framed in and the trusses and rafters up today, Mom. Tomorrow the siding and sheeting for the roof goes up. Don't know if we'll get the shingles on before my amazing sister has to head back to the Eastern Shore or not. But not only can she do anything, she thinks of everything, and brought two big, new tarps to cover it with if we don't get finished. She made a beauteous cedar door for it.

Sum Yung Sun marched in a parade today, playing djeum-djeum with an African Drumming ensemble. I didn't get to stay and watch, but he was quite pleased with the whole affair when I picked him up.

Too pooped, though, to be much use with the shed.

My back hurts, but I managed to keep my thumbs out of the way of the hammer. I'm going to bed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 08 - 06:08 PM

Winter storm WARNING until 3 p.m. MDT tomorrow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Oct 08 - 04:33 PM

SNOW???

I've been out sweating in the garden, digging a fall bed and picking eggplant, peppers, onions, herbs, and carrots. It must be almost 90 out there.

I wonder if there is a front associated with your weather that might slip this way. I'd like some cooler fall temps again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Oct 08 - 04:14 PM

IF you were a G-string, you would always sound a little flat.
If you were Indiana Jones, some pterodactyl would shit on your fedora hat.
If you were a movie star, fast living would ruin your looks.
Better to stay in Pocatello,
Be a decent, gentle fellow,
And stick to ordering books.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Oct 08 - 03:22 PM

Really bad karma would place the string on a Kent guitar.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 08 - 03:07 PM

What about those of us who think that we spend all eternity as a G-string, whether on a lady's costume or on a cheap guitar depending upon your karma?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Oct 08 - 02:46 PM

There are various theories on that issue, much like there are a wide spectrum of emotional, spiritual and mental states one can be in. The blackness of complete apathetic resignation informs the "death is once and forever" school. Those whose mindsets are more disposed to grief, regret, or terror are more likely to thrash around in the wainscoting disturbing the new buyers and causing ectoplasmic high-jinks on a compulsive reactive basis. They might also be inclined to wander into whole holograms peopled by lights and cherubim, depending on how bad their tendency to dub-over reality is with false perceptions is in daily life.

Beings inclined to endless adversarial encounters will probably hang around glowering and waiting for an enemy. Those more inclined to open exploration of the future will find their way across the universes depending on their energy and enthusiasm.

Ya never know for sure.


A


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