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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 07:04 PM

Amos, there were six (6, VI, 110, 20, 12, 11, 10) lines in the last verse and one written in invisible ink!!! That seventh line only became visible after I had posted. In the other verses there were seven lines and one written in the same invisible ink.

Humph. I think I'll post the rest of my response in the Secret MOAB Code:

You just think I can be fooled by the tricks you learned when you worked for NSA spying on good Americans. Haha! Fooled you!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 06:53 PM

It's raining again, Mom. I didn't get to take the dogs for a walk in time, and none of us is fond of strolls in the rain. I'm too far removed from my PNW roots these days. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 05:47 PM

Dear Rapaire:

Kinda blew your last post, didn't you? Said seven lines, and it should have been eight.

Anyway, see the correction, good Sir, and, as I was told about my first efforts at humor when I was but a sprat, "Keep plugging!".


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 05:46 PM

And I am a little slow - about 5 or 6 posts slow.

But please tell me you love me anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 05:37 PM

You can, Rap. You surely can.

Which begs the question...why didn't you?

I knew Amos could be counted on - but you? Oh, brilliant enough, no doubt, and a fount of BS (not to mention 'pomes') to equal our dear Amos. But can we truly depend on you to be there with the post at just the right moment?

Can we?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 05:35 PM

Kinda blew the last verse, didn't he? Six lines and it shoulda been seven.

Well, shure, an' that's the Oirish fer ya, me bucko.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 05:33 PM

GOddamn printer's devils have fouled up and pied the proof again.

It was BS in confluence,
At the Rising of the Mom!!

Should be

It was humming through the incidence,
Reflecting in the dawn,
It was BS in confluence
At the rising of the Mom!

I htae ypsot. Don't you?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 05:29 PM

Oh, then tell me, Jane McCassidy,
Say why you hurry so?
Hus allay allay me boyo,
And her cheeks were bright aglow.
We must dance the dance of bosons
Dance with grace and with aplomb!For the minds will meld forever,
At the Rising of the Mom!!

At the rising of the Mom
At the rising of the Mom;
Give pure BS to the faithful,
At the rising of the Mom.

Ah then tell me, Jane Mccassidy,
Where the triumph ball will be?
In the River of Forever,
By the K of Twenty-three!
With the furbelows forgotten,
And the Bay Street clean and calm,
We will grift the Light Fantastic
At the Rising of the Mom.

At the rising of the Mom
At the rising of the Mom;
Grifting down the Dallah Lily,
At the rising of the Mom.

Ah, in every quiet household,
By the shining of the screens,
Something surely odd was coming,
As the world had never seen!
It was BS in confluence,
At the Rising of the Mom!!

At the rising of the Mom
At the rising of the Mom;
We were combing out the gloaming,
At the rising of the Mom.

Padraic Seamus O'Rhonnerus
Bleary Constellations of Irish Thought
Cormick, Gieus, Aquiddeh, Fergaghn, Todah, pub.
Dublin, 1867


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 05:21 PM

I just returned from the yard. I sprayed a little coyote pee around and spread some vole poison here and there. Damned critters have eaten runways around the northeast corner. I'll go buy some more poison tomorrow. City won't let me shoot 'em. It ain't like the old days, by crackey!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 04:57 PM

It's a nice day out, guys! Go play in the yard! Take out the trash! Pull out the instructions for all of the devices around the house that have clocks and figure out how to set them. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 04:34 PM

Oh. Like Richard Daley I and them folks, huh?

I take it all back.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 04:26 PM

You do sound a little like Hannity, when you get shrill, amigo. And as for the charge I laid at your feet, it was due to the talent you have just now demonstrated of speaking loudly, and quickly, without coherence or merit of reason. This is not a "bad" thing; it has worked terribly well for the panic mongers and the people-controllers of Republican power-circles in the last 24 years.

So you're in good company, even though you have yet to come out and own your leanings.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 03:40 PM

Like, I just copped 22,500 right from under his nose. So he calls me names. And I just awakened from a nap, too. But I don't call Amos names. He can't help being what he is and I was brought up not to call those less fortunate than me names. So I don't. He can't help being a California Commie hippie junkie banjo-playing Arnold-lover, so it wouldn't be good manners to call him that, would it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 03:32 PM

I told you Rapaire was a closet Republican.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 03:32 PM

People tell me that: your poems belong with the grate. So why shouldn't I get to write epics and stuff? I'll tell you: Amos is jealous of my talent.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 03:31 PM

How in our fevered days we strive,
Seeking some meaning, warmth, or air
Shall ever we turn, while still alive,
And find our yearnings answered there?
Will on some far celestial ground
Our BS bring us, standing free
Bewildered, dazed, to look around
And all our friends of olde to see?
Or willl we glance with feelings rare
At BS clouds of radiant light,
Wit-rapiers dazzling the air,
And brightness born from tired night?
There is a goal, for those who may
Who know the turn of BS pure,
Who wreak at night, or strive at day
Quick, strong and funny, clever and sure.
Oh fellow sons of MOAB strong,
The time moves on, the day is late!
Come answer with bright BS song,
And onward move us toward our fate;
There, through the warm and welcoming air,
The light toward which we all may strive,
'Til we can see her, standing there,
The Mother Strong, Two-two, and Five.

Aloysius Thrombuckle
Burnt Offerings from Cold Corners
Shamm, Blarney, Limited
Dublin, 2001


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 03:31 PM

See? I'm a grate poet too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 03:30 PM

I can do it, you know.

There once were two old maids from Birmingham
And this is the story concernin' em.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 03:30 PM

Why? Why should AMOS get compose all the odes and epics?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 01:12 PM

oops. Wrong thread.



Okay Amos, get busy with an ode to 22500.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 01:11 PM

Naw.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 01:07 PM

Oh yes - now he is a really free radical.

For all I know, he could be a gluon now!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 12:16 PM

Yes, but I believe he died. Does that qualify?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 11:27 AM

Abbie Hoffman managed to remain a free radical.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 11:20 AM

Indeed!

Why ours?, but to do.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 10:35 AM

A jailed radical?

A radical unfree
Can never be at peace...

I suspect Gluon has mastered (or perhaps mistressed) quark and other flavors and therefore can be male, female, either, both, or neither -- sometimes all at the same time.

Ours is not to reason.

Why?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 01:42 AM

Ahem! My Tarheel's took the hoops.

Politics - definitely a national sport:>)

So Gluon likes radicals for treats, eh? What is a radical that is not a free radical called?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 08 - 01:17 AM

Hey--my boy took Wyoming, and your Dukes took the hoops, so, ain't things swell??


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 11:23 PM

Google ads for the Big Bang Theory, now - Oh, and for A Course in Miracles.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 11:19 PM

We DID IT!!!!....uh.....well .... not we, exactly. But once Gluon was there somehow there was Duke and there was anti-Duke, and Duke cancelled themselves out - or Carolina did - and according to the radio, a dog just ran onto the court, peed on the Duke Blue Devils logo, and the logo....and then it didn't....and...well....

I'm actually not a huge sports fan, but I do like college basketball, and I like lacrosse whether it is 6 year olds or the pros playing - and it is real fun to follow these to two fine teams. (And I can actually afford to go to the lacrosse games and the occasional women's basketball game.)

Get ready for the Big Dance, now. 9 or not)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 10:34 PM

Gluon -go quark Cameron Stadium - quick - Duke just tied the game!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 10:27 PM

The birth of Gluon was recorded on 20 Apr 05 - 06:06 PM (#1466593)
"Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos

I suggest we adopt such an animal, a cross between a duck and perhaps an Airedale, name it Gluon, and have it be...oh, ther ehe is!! Glun, welcome to MOAB. Sit. Spea!


"QUARK! QUARK!!"

Good dog, Gluon!! pad your little webby feet over here and get a treat! Look what I got you!! Radicals!! Aren't they DELICIOUS!!??

"QUARK!!"


Yes, I agree, Gluon, this is a very interesting place, and now that you're here....OH!!! BAAAAAAD GLUON....where's my newspaper....NO pee on the MOAB floor, Gluon!! BAD!!

Huh?? It's gone!!

Amazing. Gluon has invoked the Uncertainty Principal to re-cast a past event from P into anti-P!!! I'll be damned.... This bears scientific observation. I wonder if he can play chess..."

Gluon will therefore be approaching his third normal space-time birthday in 1.7 months approximately.

In dog years, of course, this would be cause for celebration of his emanicipation, being the human equivalent of 21. But time does not behave well in the clouds of Uncertainty whch make Gluon's days, so he may well be having amidlife crisis, going senile, or just learning to walk. No telling. It's the eigen-cloud, you see. We don't know how to measure it and tell the tale.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 10:15 PM

S/he's here. Arrived right at the half. Gee, she looks cute with the little reindeer antlers sporting the Carolina logo I tied on her head.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 09:33 PM

At least no snow will stick around her house. Gluon does put out a peck of heat when she gets going (you've been calling Gluon a "he" but I distinctly remember that she was female. Or does it change now and then, like the earth's magnetic poles?)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 09:22 PM

You said the wrong thing. The duckdog is on his way to your place, as you said "Heel." He'll be there now, or perhaps in the past, or the future. You can never tell.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 09:17 PM

If you'll excuse me, I have to go listen to the Carolina-Duke Basketball game.

GO HEELS!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 07:29 PM

In fact, it's eating a hole through the Earth....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 06:57 PM

Nevermind, it's eaten a hole in the floor.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 05:15 PM

Does duckdog pee stain?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 11:48 AM

That's because he was paying attention when you crossed your wires on that peyote experiment, and decided you were the creator of everything. So he figgered he'd go to the Source. Makes sense in a duckdog sorta way; goes to show that even Solipsism can have its drawbacks.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 11:04 AM

Yeah, but I didn't mention him! You did. How come he's...aw shit, Gluon! Excuse me, but I gotta toss a duckdog out into the yard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 10:44 AM

Ya wanna be careful there--transference i instantaneous with these subatomic wonder-critters.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 10:18 AM

Mention his name and he's humping your leg. Goddamn duckdog.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 09:34 AM

...Maybe, Janie; but you might have fallen asleep at the wheel, also. Hawkings is no Grisham.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 10:38 PM

I would understand all of this so much better if the traffic had been lighter when I was listening to Steven Hawkings on the car cassette.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Gluon
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 09:50 PM

QUARK! QUARK!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 08:01 PM

Gluon is a perfect name for one of those Greys that Shane has been a Guest of for the last while.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 07:41 PM

You know what I haven't heard in ages?


Gluon!!!

Get down off the house!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 06:27 PM

If the tedium is the message...who is sending it? And who is the messenger? Should we shoot him/her?

Actually I would rather shoot the author, except that such a rash action might tend to have suicidal consequences...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 06:04 PM

WOOHOO - a sound I haven't heard for a very long time - water rushing down the little creek that marks the boundary of my back yard - It's been dry as bone for months and months!


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