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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 09:29 PM

I knew a guy had one of those cars.

He didn't set the brake and it rolled into the Mississippi. If you'd like it I can tell you right were it is (he's not in it). The car was only a year or so old at the time. Low mileage, too. The water's only about twenty or thirty feet deep and there's probably no more than the same depth of muddy bottom.

Amos δεν μπορούν να κάνουν την εργασία Babelfish επειδή παίρνει τη μεγάλη δυνατότητα να κάνει έτσι.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 09:19 PM

Please, please, please! a little respect and reverence for tradition and philanthropy here.

Alex Schoenbaum was the founder of Shoney's Big Boy, the 2nd franchise ever of Big Boy, and one of the few native West Virginians who not only made bunches of money,but also contributed some of that money for the public good of the people of West Virginia, even after he got the hell out of Dodge and moved to Sarasota, Florida.

Once a year, whether I am hungry or not, I order and eat a Big Boy platter complete with fries slathered in catsup, and coleslaw as a memorial act, not only to Mr. Schoenbaum, but to the memory of cruising through the Shoney's Big Boy Drive-in in St. Albans nearly every night one sweet summer in my boyfriend's perfect, completely stock, 1956 Bel Air.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Peace
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 07:25 PM

Sodom and begorrah.

Stilly, you were right. There IS content on this thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Peace
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 07:24 PM

OK. Listen up. I'm gonna say this once:


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 07:23 PM

Funny -- it was Babelfish's version of the Greek alphabet. Hmmmm. I should probably include a font command if I am gonna pull that shit.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 07:21 PM

Maybe it was an utterance from the mouth of someone who had just eaten a Bob's Big Boy Burger. Gibberish.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 03:14 PM

Because your next-to-last post was in either Lemurian or Linear A.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 12:00 PM

Why ever should I do such a thing?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 11:06 AM

Great, great. Now translate that into Swahili, and then back to English.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 10:20 AM

, .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 10:15 AM

How come Hawaii has Bob's Big Boys and Texas doesn't? (I thought we did, at one time. Maybe Bob went on a diet.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 09:31 AM

I am delighted to see it was just local economics that drove the Balboa Avenue branch out of business. I miss the ten-foot tall statue of the fat boy with the hamburger.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 09:18 AM

You mean these? In California you can find at least one in Baker, Barstow, Burbank, Calimesa, Colton, Diamond Bar, Glendale, Hesperia, Los Angeles, Santa Paula, Signal Hill and Torrance.

See? Ask, and someone will help you fill your craving for lousy food.

There are no Big Boys in Ft. Doggerell, however.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 09:02 AM

I swear I am going to put ny thumbs on a diet.

T'all should be Y'all. ANd insert "it" after "isn't".

The humorist Bennett Cerf was sent to do ana rticle on Venice as a young reporter. He wired back to his editor, "Streets full of water. Please advise.".

Last night I sat up in bed and unexpectedly asked my wife -- who was immersed in her book -- whatever happened to Bob's Big Boy?

She told me my mind was like a garbage bag.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 07:36 AM

T'all are just a wee bit jealous, no? It is this winter thing, isn't. You are applying the old "Don't get SAD, get even" principle. You don't fool me for a minute.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 02:11 AM

Hey, man...I have seen Blind River.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 01:05 AM

The Land of Fruits and Nuts bears little in common with the rest of North America. That is true.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 12:12 AM

How abysmally ignorant of Canadiana LH seems to be! Never to have heard of Ft. Doggerell, home of Victor Conibear, Marten Fisher, and of course, Skookum...well, I suppose he can still learn.... Of course, Amos lives in San Diego and that in itself is a built-in excuse for many, many things.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Mar 08 - 10:05 PM

No question about that. When it comes to doggerel, Amos, you have NO rivals!

I, however, am slightly better at codswallop and utter rubbish. At least, I think so....

I am giving it my best shot.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Mar 08 - 09:47 PM

I thumb my nose in the general direction of Doggerel. I mastered long ago zis Doggerel, as any reader of zis thread will confirm. No threat of DOggerel can move me one iota (which rhymes with quota).


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 08 - 09:01 PM

Watch it, or I won't think of you anymore and you'll disappear forever. Or...yes...I'll combine you with Little Hawk and move you both to Ft. Doggerell, quite a ways north of Whitehorse.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Mar 08 - 08:40 PM

Suck old rocks, Solipsist-Man. Your dreams are not the stuff of existence.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 08 - 08:39 PM

You both live in the world I created for you. Get used to it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Mar 08 - 08:36 PM

No, LH -- it is the same world. You just live in a smaller part of it than I do.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 08 - 08:05 PM

Vos es utriusque madide fossor. Matris mos non exsisto superbus vestrum.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Mar 08 - 07:57 PM

"My emotional stability is without pareil in all the known world."

Really? My goodness!

I can only assume from that statement, my friend, that the world you are presently experiencing is a good deal smaller than my own.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Mar 08 - 06:30 PM

Pfui on your cheap psycho-babble shots, Leedle Hawk. My emotional stability is without pareil in all the known world.

Have you ever heard Townes van Zandt sing "Goodbye, Mommy Shrimp". It made me think of your French. At the end he says, "Wal, I reckon there's a difference between 'choked up' and 'gagged'."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Mar 08 - 05:59 PM

Have you been hitting the bottle today, Amos? Or did you write that last post first in English, then translate to French, then translate to Romanian, and then back to English again? You're getting a trifle incoherent. Furthermore, your post shows signs of emotional instability.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Mar 08 - 05:53 PM

Little Hawk,

I got your effing translation from the same place you did, pal. Be not disingenuous.   Because you chose to be as insulting as a a frothing, rapid street-dog, and further chose to d so under the thinly veiled of a foreign tongue, and then chose to find some cheap-ass robotic interface to do the translating for you...for all these reasons, sir, I spit on the casabah of your frontal forefather.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Mar 08 - 05:33 PM

What I said, translated as best I can recall, was to this general effect:

Rapaire, you are a simpleton, a man free of either wit or wisdom. It is my wish that you might be trampled to death by a herd of rampaging pigs, and that your mutilated corpse might then be devoured by hyenas. Your shoes are ugly. You lack discrimination. The termination of your miserable existence would make even the inhabitants of distant Zanzibar more than happy.

(I'm paraphrasing, you understand, but that's the general sense of it...) Don't take it personally! I'm just practicing for the "insulting each other" thread. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Mar 08 - 05:23 PM

Your ability to translate my French into coherent English, Amos, is about at the same level as your ability to resist the temptation to be unnecessarily verbose. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Mar 08 - 05:11 PM

Well, his French i not exactly orthodox.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 08 - 04:32 PM

Yeah, I know. Sometimes I can read what passes for French without artificial aids.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Mar 08 - 01:01 PM

Just so we are all clear about it here is what Babel says Little Hawk said to Rapaire:

"Rapaire, you tes a simpleton, a man free from spirit or wisdom. It is my wish that you would owe tre pitin death by a ransacking herd of pigs, and that your corpse mutil would owe then tre dvor by hyenas. Your shoes are ugly. Your miss in discrimination. The arrt of your unhappy existence would be great advantage for galiser the inhabitants loigns de Zanzibar."

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 08 - 12:46 PM

Well, LH is one of them....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Mar 08 - 12:14 PM

Evidently, LH is still sucking n left over cocktails from last night. LH, speaking of weird alien characters, your French is full of them, not related to the language.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Mar 08 - 11:21 AM

He hasn't even had his morning coffee yet, Little Hawk!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Mar 08 - 11:05 AM

Rapaire, vous tes un simpleton, un homme exempt d'esprit ou sagesse. Il est mon souhait que vous devriez tre pitin la mort par un troupeau saccageant de porcs, et que votre cadavre mutil devrait alors tre dvor par des hynes. Vos chaussures sont laides. Votre manquent dans la discrimination. L'arrt de votre existence malheureuse serait du grand avantage pour galiser les habitants loigns de Zanzibar.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Mar 08 - 11:02 AM

Nanny DIck!! Nanny Dick!!
There's a handle that should srick!!
A social label for the National Prick,
Nanny Dick.

Good morning, Mommy Dearest!!

Vote for Obaaaaama.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Mar 08 - 01:03 AM

As to the adventures of George and Dick, I have a wonderful poem on my office wall sent to me by a friend at Purdue. He won it in an auction of some sort and sent it as thanks for a favor. I should do more favors! It was written by Calvin Trillin and published in The New Yorker. This is the typed page and Trillin signed it.

I CAN'T APPEAR WITHOUT MY NANNY DICK
(George W. Bush explains the interview arrangements
he's made with the 9/11 commission)

When called upon to testify
I said I was a busy guy
So maybe we could do it on the phone.
They really want a face to face.
I said, OK, if that's the case,
I'm certainly not doing it alone.

I can't appear without my Nanny Dick.
For Nanny Dick I've got a serious jones.
I can't appear without my Nanny Dick.
I love the way he cocks his head and drones.

Cartoonists show me as a dummy,*
With voice by Cheney (or by Rummy.)
I'm the butt of every late-night satirist.
But I just can't go solitaire.
I need the help that's due an heir.
I need a dad, and dad's a multilateralist

I can't appear without my Nanny Dick.
He brings along a gravitas I lack.
I can't appear without my Nanny Dick --
The one who knows why we attacked Iraq.

Yes, Condi Rice is quite precise
With foreign policy advice
On who's Afghani and who's Pakistani.
I like to have her near in case
I just can't place some foreign face,
But Condoleezza Rice is not my nanny.

I can't appear without my Nanny Dick.
I wouldn't know which facts I should convey.
I can't appear without my Nanny Dick.
It's Nanny Dick who tells me what to say.


*Though Charlie McCarthy's the dummy
Whose name has been most often heard,
Some folks who remember that act say
I'm closer to Mortimer Snerd.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 08 - 10:48 PM

Oh, LH has slipped into French again. He does that periodically, or as he says at these times, "Tonnere de Brest, mais je suis une tete du merde! Ou est mon 'Les Aventures de Tintin'?" (I don't have a French keyboard, but you can get the idea.)

He'll come out of it eventually.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 01 Mar 08 - 10:19 PM

Huh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 08 - 09:51 PM

Όνομα του Θεού ! Αποδεικνύεται ότι ο συκοφαντηκός εχθρός έχει οδηγηθεί από τον αγρό της μάχης από την τροφοδότηση της γαλλικής γλώσσας. Χαθείτε έτσι όλοι τύραννοι !


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Peace
Date: 01 Mar 08 - 09:04 PM

Bon dieu, nom de plume!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Mar 08 - 08:45 PM

Nom de Dieu! Il s'avre que l'ennemi calomnieux a t conduit par le champ de la bataille par la puissance de la langue franaise. Prissez ainsi tous les tyrans!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 08 - 08:39 PM

Big Georgy-Porgy (as Condi calls him)? Amos? I've been worried about Amos for quite some time. Between you and me, I think he's, well....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Peace
Date: 01 Mar 08 - 08:33 PM

I'm starting to worry about that fellow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 08 - 08:32 PM

Somehow though I can't picture Condi as Catwoman.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 08 - 03:24 PM

Funny you should mention that. I have noticed the similarity.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 08 - 02:12 PM

Shhhh.....HE who must not be Named is he who must not be Named....


A


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